211. Collusion
Tang Shuang and Guo Zifeng hurriedly left the bar, hired a substitute driver, and went home separately.
Huang Xiangning had already called over and urged Tang Shuang to hurry up and bring the candy back.
The mobile phone placed in the car rang, and Tang Shuang looked at it and didn't answer it! Because it was Ye Liang's, he must have come to scold someone.
But the phone was very tenacious, it rang several times, and it seemed that this little leaf would not scold him tonight.
Ye Liang had a lot of resentment, and after singing a few words on stage, he was kindly invited by the manager to go down and return to his seat, but the place was empty.
You say that he sang so humiliatingly, for whom, he ended up like this, outside the café was the sea, the wind was strong, the night was very cold, and the heart was very sad.
He first called Guo Zifeng and scolded him fiercely, Guo Zifeng was honest and answered the phone when it came.
Like Tang Shuang, he resolutely refused.
When the phone rang for the fifth time, Tang Shuang felt that Ye Liang might be really hurt, or if he didn't answer the phone, the friendship would come to an end.
So he said to the candy who kept looking at it curiously: "Little cutie, Xiao Yezi's call, you answer it, just say I'm driving, and invite him to eat and drink in the future." ”
Candy Candy had long wanted to answer the phone, and immediately answered with a smile: "Xiao Yezi~ Have you finished singing......?
It's not a fuel-efficient lamp either!
Ye Liang's swear words were not spitting out or unhappy, in this situation, he could only hold back and swallow it stiffly, and his hatred for Tang Shuang became a little stronger.
It's almost home, Tang Shuang is very worried, and asks Candy, if your parents ask you what you are doing tonight, how do you answer.
Candy thought for a moment and said, "Let's go play." ”
Tang Shuang: "Where did you go to play?"
Candy: "Shopping~ Hehehehe, Candy is right." ”
Tang Shuang touched the villain's head, expressed his approval, and asked, "Then what did you eat and drink?"
Candy: "Ate and drank." ”
Tang Shuang's face sank: "Tang Tang children's shoes, you can't stand the praise, how can you say that you drank wine at this time, do you want me to die or you die." ”
Candy thought about it, and under Tang Shuang's expectant eyes, she pointed at Tang Shuang: "It's you!"
Tang Shuang: --!
"You bear child, can you give me a little cleverness, you can't say that you drank wine, you don't understand it! ”
Candy nodded and said cutely: "Candy ate a meal, ate a lot, drank juice again, and peed a lot~"
The driver couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.
Tang Shuang sighed: "Needless to say, peeing is disgusting." ”
Candy Er was upset by a disgusting sentence, and asked: "Xiaoshuang is disgusting! Hmph, you don't pay attention to hygiene! It's rude to pee standing up." ”
Emma can't communicate!
Tang Shuang: "My brother is a boy, and boys pee standing up." ”
Candy asked, "Why do you squat, so do the little grapes, and so does the mother......
Tang Shuang immediately covered her mouth, don't do anything.
"You just have to remember that boys pee standing up, and you'll find out why when you're a little older. ”
Candy thought for a moment and said, "Kiki is also peeing standing up, and I saw the little flower in the classroom where he peed." ”
Awesome, Kiki.
Originally, I was going to confess to the mouth, but I was asked by Candy 100,000 why I went astray, and I went to pee, alas, I was so tired.
Tang Shuang didn't ask her, and directly instilled: "Mom and Dad asked you why you went, and you said that you went shopping, ate, and drank delicious juice, so happy, Xiaoshuang is the best brother in the world, just say that, understand?"
Candy nodded cutely, "Okay", and then spread out her little hands: "My delicious huh?"
Tang Shuang took out the packing box, "Here, I didn't forget it for you, but don't eat it tonight, look at your little belly, it's so big, you won't be able to sleep at night." ”
Candy: "You want to eat?"
Tang Shuang said angrily: "Can you not open and close your mouth just eat and eat, what do you want to be fat." ”
Without saying a word, Tang Shuang turned on his mobile phone and flipped out a photo of Erha who was fat into a ball, "Want to be fat like this?"
Candy Candy curiously reached out and took the phone, "What is this?", leaned in front of her eyes and looked at it again, and said in surprise: "Little dog! This is a little dog!
Then the question is, how did the puppy become a ball? Is it fat? What does it eat? Can it still run? Does its mother still like it? What about its father? Will it get thinner when it grows up? Will my Jingjing become like this?......
Tang Shuang looked sideways at the window, a bright moon hung in the air, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, the night is so beautiful, if there is no chatter in the ears, it will be even more beautiful.
The substitute driver was a middle-aged man, and when he arrived at Lao Tang's house, he took out his folding bicycle from the trunk of the car!
Candy Child's curious baby stood in front of him, his face full of surprise: "Wow! It's amazing, it's a bicycle! Why can it be folded? Xiaoshuang, can my car be folded too?"
Tang Shuangdang didn't hear it, he was afraid that the conversation would be endless.
Candy asked the driver: "Uncle, why can your car be folded, can it ride? I also have a small car, but mine is only so big......
At the end, Candy asked the question she was most concerned about: "Where did you buy it, tomorrow I want Xiaoshuang to buy me a too, I don't want black, I like pink, pink is very cute......"
The substitute driver squatted down, touched Candy'er's little head, and said, "It's so cute, it's the same size as my daughter." ”
Before leaving, after thinking about it, he still said to Tang Shuang: "The child must not give her wine to drink, pay attention next time." ”
Candy waved vigorously and said loudly, "Goodbye, uncle, next time you can help Xiaoshuang drive." ”
This baby is so enthusiastic.
When he got home, Brother Sanjian really asked Candy, what were you doing tonight, what you ate, and what you drank.
Candy said cutely, I went shopping, I ate a lot of delicious food, drank a lot of delicious juice, and urinated a lot~
Tang Shuang: --!
This child, if she asked her not to say it, she still said it, what she wanted her to say the most, but she didn't mention a word, what about the sentence "Xiaoshuang is the best brother in the world"? ?
The candy was packed and brought back delicious, and Bling Bling ran to Huang Xiangning's side and threatened to bring it back for his mother.
Why do you want to bring it back to your mother?
The candy mouth is very sweet, because the mother takes care of the baby so hard, the baby has to be eaten by the mother, mom, I am cute you.
Tang Shuang: What about me, what about me? Say this kind of sweet and greasy thing to me, I'm so rare.
No!
The chick took a bath and flipped through Tang Shuang's brand, and Tang Xiaoshuang needed to tell a story tonight.
Tang Shuang put forward the condition: "Can you tell me what you just said to your mother?"
Candy is very talkative: "Mom, I'm cute for you! ”
Tang Shuang: "......"
Tonight, Princess Candy's heart is overflowing, and she wants to listen to the story about the princess, well, Tang Shuang also fought hard to get the villain's sentence "Brother, I'm cute with you", and told the fairy tale of Snow White.
Now the chick doesn't want to sleep anymore, she is in good spirits, the story is so good, and she has a sense of substitution, and the chick has completely incarnated Snow White at the moment.
Tang Shuang looked at the time, things were big, it was eleven o'clock in the evening, fast forward at 1.5 times, and finish the story.
"Alright, turn off the lights and go to bed!"
Candy is unwilling, although the story is finished, but she still has 100,000 why, balabala~
Tang Shuang: "There are too many questions, I can only answer one, and after answering, you have to sleep, can you guarantee it?"
Huang Xiangning came to check whether the chick was sleeping at this time, manpower is sometimes poor, and it doesn't work to be coquettish and cute, so Candy nodded happily and agreed, just ask a question, so what question should I ask.
"Why does Bai Xue wake up when he is kissed by the prince?
This trick is Huang Xiangning's, and it can make candy crazy every time.
Tang Shuang: "In this case, let's try it, you close your eyes." ”
Candy said uneasily: "You want to trick me into sleeping!"
Tang Shuang: - "...... Not really, you close your eyes. ”
Candy closed her eyes hesitantly and said, "I won't fall asleep, don't lie to me." ”
Tang Shuang looked at the cute and immature face, and kissed it.
Candy opened her eyes instantly: "You kiss the girl paper!"
Tang Shuang: "...... You see, when I kissed you, you opened your eyes, and the prince kissed Snow White like this, and then Snow White woke up. ”
Candy suddenly realized: "Ha~ I know, the prince and Xiaoshuang are big villains, kiss the girls while they sleep, huh~"
The latter time is sticking out his tongue and making a face, poking his face with his fingers, indicating that he is really thick-skinned and ashamed~
Tang Shuang: --!
Isn't it supposed to be very romantic and warm, how did it change its taste?