Chapter 974: Strange Theory

"Hey, hey, what's disgusting, isn't it disgusting, did Lao Tzu urinate and swollen in front of his wife?"

Yang Xiaoqian leisurely released the water, while tilting his head to look at the beautiful teacher Fang Tongtong and said obscenely with a smile.

"Poof...... Puff puff...... Giggle...... Alright then, you pee!"

Fang Tongtong felt that what he said was so reasonable, her heart was warm, she blushed and covered her mouth and giggled, and secretly glanced at it.

"Oh, it's big!"

Fang Tongtong was frightened, and immediately withdrew his gaze with a warm heartbeat like an electric shock, and a heart almost jumped out of his mouth.

"Phew, I haven't seen him for half a year, the stinky boy is obviously growing again, this kid is only sixteen or seventeen years old, and he is still developing at an age, so if he continues to grow like this, it won't be ...... Don't you toss people to death!"

Fang Tongtong thought of what he was going to do later, his face changed in fright, and he muttered to himself in his heart, and he actually wanted to retreat.

You must know that although our teacher Tongtong and this kid have not passed the final Zhou Gong ceremony, but in addition, all the small intimacy that couples can have is there.

The two are very familiar with each other's bodies, they haven't seen each other for half a year, Yang Xiaoqian is growing at the age of his body, not only has he grown taller, but of course he has also grown a little, Tongtong is a delicate beauty teacher, of course, he can see it at a glance.

it!

It's already bigger than some kind of animal that likes to grind, but it's actually a little longer!

Hey, it's a shame for all the men in the world!

"Hmph! Teacher Ben is not afraid! Why can Leng Jie be with him for three days and three nights? I will never lose to Leng Jie! I will also be crazy with Xiao Qian for three days and three nights! Oh, no, four days and four nights!"

Fang Tongtong bit his teeth, looked open-minded, and fell into a fight with Leng Jie.

Hey, hey, this is the inner world of our beautiful teacher Fang Tongtong, who looks elegant and intellectual on the surface, but in fact, there are a lot of crazy little ideas in the heart!

Yang Xiaoqian squinted his eyes and put the water leisurely and refreshingly, and whistled happily, naturally he would not know these little thoughts in Fang Tongtong's heart.

After solving it, I shook a few times like an electric shock.

"Hehe, it turns out that men pee like this!"

Although Fang Tongtong turned his head and didn't dare to look at him, he couldn't help but peek curiously from the mirror, stuck out his tongue with a red face, and secretly laughed in his heart.

"Ah, he actually took it back without wiping it, how dirty it is! Hmph, it's really a stinky man, he doesn't pay attention to hygiene!"

Fang Tongtong's eyebrows were slightly furrowed, and she suspected that Yang Xiaoqian did not pay attention to hygiene.

No way!

A big man pees and a fart is exquisite, do you think there are so many delicate processes to pee like you goddesses?

"Hey, hey, yes, that, by the way, what are you asking me to do with you in the bathroom?"

Yang Xiaoqian smiled and continued to ask knowingly.

"You...... You're a scoundrel! You know it, but you're deliberately humiliating people! Do you have to let people say it, so you find it exciting and enjoyable, don't you?"

Fang Tongtong blushed and stomped his feet, and anxious tears came out.

"Hey, hey, hey, teasing you, see you're in a hurry, didn't I bring Leng Jiebang over to you just to compensate you and accompany you through the first time, come, let's start!"

Yang Xiaoqian smiled and went to hug her.

"You get up first! Let's make it clear, it's the first time for people, you're not anymore! Hmph, people have suffered a big loss!"

Fang Tongtong pushed him away and said with an aggrieved face.

"Hey, hey, who's to say, it's the first time for me and you!"

Yang Xiaoqian looked obscene.

"Ahh......h Oh, it's disgusting! Da Shuangzi, Shishi, and Xiaobei and I ran away because of this! Don't you die and refuse to admit it!"

Fang Tongtong said angrily.

"Hehe, don't worry, listen to me in detail, you also peeked at us, I used TT with Leng Jie, what does this mean?

Yang Xiaoqian said with a grin.

"It means that you are perverted and shameless!"

Fang Tongtong said angrily.

"Hehe, it means that I haven't had zero contact with her yet, there is a small raincoat between us, strictly speaking, I didn't give it to her for the first time, and she didn't give it to me for the first time, do you understand?"

Yang Xiaoqian explained with a grin.

Fang Tongtong was stunned when he heard this, and looked at him with beautiful eyes wide open, it was the first time he had heard such a strange theory when he was so big.

However, if you think about it, it makes sense!

Fang Tongtong was happy, his face was red, and his heartbeat accelerated.

"Husband...... You...... Do you want to get up close and personal with me?"

Fang Tongtong lowered his head with a heartbeat on his face, his neck was red, and he said as thin as a mosquito.

"That's right! Zero contact is the real first time! Although Leng Jie violently took away my first time, strictly speaking, she didn't touch me at all! I didn't touch her either!"

Yang Xiaoqian said seriously, that little cheap is really bad.

"But...... But they're still in danger!"

Fang Tongtong's face was warm and heartbeat, and he completely believed in this kid's crooked theory, lowered his head and stroked the corners of his clothes, and said as thin as a mosquito.

Hey, hey, of course, our teacher Tongtong wants to have zero contact with the person he loves the most, but it's just a pity that it's dangerous.

"Well, forget it, it seems that you are afraid of danger, let's change the day!"

Yang Xiaoqian pretended to be disappointed, but in fact, this product was "trying to catch and indulge".

"I don't! I'm not afraid of danger! It's a big deal to take that kind of emergency medicine after the fact!"

Fang Tongtong was anxious, grabbed him tightly, and said desperately.

"Hey, hey, I won't let my wife take any drugs that are harmful to the body, I'm a miracle doctor, naturally there is a way to let my wife have no worries, and she can enjoy it to the fullest!"

Yang Xiaoqian gently hugged her, gently patted her shoulder and said softly.

"You...... Why didn't you say it earlier, hum, you just deliberately made things difficult for others, you are so bad!"

Fang Tongtong breathed a heavy sigh of relief, his beautiful eyes lit up, his small fist beat his chest, and pretended to be angry.

"Let's go!"

Yang Xiaoqian can't wait to start.

"Wait!"

Fang Tongtong pushed him away.

"Damn, what's wrong?"

Yang Xiaoqian said depressedly.

"We can't spend the first time in the bathroom, right? It feels awkward to think about it! Besides, Shishi and Shi are all outside, what if they hear a voice rushing in! I think our first time should be spent in a warm and romantic environment! Why don't we go to a five-star hotel and open a room?"

Fang Tongtong whispered excitedly.

"Alright then!

Yang Xiaoqian originally wanted to feel the little excitement in the bathroom, but she didn't like it, so she didn't force it, summoned a teleportation charm, and teleported away with her.

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