136, the world's first acid
Tang Shuang is really ruthless, just because Tang Sanjian and Candy Candy added a blockage to his heart, he was going to write Ah Xia and his whole family to death, this is not over, the entire Guangdong, the whole of China, and all mankind have been crossed by his forehead!
After he finished writing the story, he reviewed it several times, and then sent it to Wei Tingting, turning off the computer and leaving it alone.
In the evening, Tang Sanjian suddenly remembered the famous book born today by the old Tang family, read it twice, said it was a little interesting, and then said no nonsense, and went to watch TV with his hands behind his back.
Recently, a TV series adapted from Jin Yong's "Book of Swords and Enmity" is on the air, and as a loyal fan of Jin Daxia, Tang Sanjian must watch it every night and relish it.
At this moment, the TV is playing:
The masked man sat on a horse and held a knife: "Little girl, be nosy, don't kill you!"
Candy took Tang Xiaowu, who was loved by thousands of people, and Bai Jingjing, who had been lost recently, and sat on the ground watching TV with Brother Sanjian.
She learned the dialogue on TV in a milky voice: "Little girl, be nosy, don't kill you!Hmph~ I'm a little fairy and I'm not afraid of you!"
A beautiful woman on TV said arrogantly: "This is the grassland of our seven tribes, I will take care of it." â
Candy stood up excitedly, while opening her teeth and dancing claws, she learned arrogantly: "Hmph! This is the grassland of our chicken clan, I will take care of it~ heha~ Beat you flat!"
Tang Shuang sat down: "Yo, it's amazing, what kind of kung fu are you practicing, it seems to be the best in the world." â
Candy Er was happy, practiced a set of inexplicable so-called kung fu, and finally said to Tang Shuang: "Beat you flat!"
Tang Shuang gently pushed his little fist away: "Sit down and watch TV." â
Candy smiled and raised her little fist: "Quickly beg the little fairy to let you go." â
Tang Shuang glanced at her, too lazy to pay attention to the fool.
It is said that his "Blue Blood Sword" will also make a TV series, and someone has already bought the copyright, and Bone Dragon's "The Legend of the Banner Heroes" is also talking about the copyright of the TV series.
Martial arts novels are ushering in the favor of the capital frenzy.
Tang Shuang was thinking about when "Hero" would be able to be discerned, and Candy Er came to him, raised his little fist, and said fiercely: "Xiaoshuang~ You are in a daze, hum, please let the little fairy let you go!"
This stupid chick is really annoying.
Tang Shuang: "Otherwise?"
Candy: "Flatten you~ make you cry nose." â
Tang Shuang disdainfully: "Tut-tut~"
Candy was angry and shouted, "Why are you tsk." â
Tang Shuang: "Mom, look, this little one yells at me, it's not big, it's not small, it's not polite at all, don't coax her to sleep tonight, she's afraid of ghosts." â
Candy: "You're a big villain, complain to adults~"
Tang Shuang: "Learn from you, how many times have you sued me, how many times have you hurt me, you villain." â
Candy rubbed her eyes with her hands and pretended to cry: "Huh~Xiaoshuang doesn't like me~"
Tang Shuang covered her ears, "Don't lie to me." â
Seeing that Tang Xiaoshuang was not fooled at all, Candy Er said angrily: "Hmph! I don't like you either!"
It's going on TVâ
"Come on, pull out the leader of the rebel party!"
Candy also shouted in a milky voice: "Come on, pull out the leader of the rebel party." â
Then pointed at Tang Shuang, why am I again!
"Sister, help Candy Er pull Tang Xiaoshuang out!"
After speaking, without waiting for Tang Zhen to take a hand, she was bold and grabbed Tang Shuang's arm, "Xiaoshuang, you can't run away~"
Tang Shuang: "Hey, hey, let's live a good life as a family, don't stir up disputes at every turn." â
He let the chick try hard to pull him up, but he didn't move like a mountain, and he still had time to grab one from the orange Tang Hao took, peel it off and eat a petal~ Suddenly his face changed, his soul was almost out of his body, and he was about to ask Tang Hao, did he deliberately frame me! Look at the naughty ghost candy, what did he think, hehe, he forcibly endured the sour taste in his mouthful, his face returned to calm, and he tried his best to eat the orange.
He smiled and broke another petal and said to the candy: "Come on, come on, our little cutie, who has been chattering for so long, eating oranges and moistening his throat." â
Candy is a foodie, never picky about what she eats, and when she feeds it to her mouth, she swallows it in one bite.
Although he ate Tang Shuang's things, he still did the same when he should be bullied, and said vaguely: "Xiaoshuang, you haven't begged the little fairy to let you go." â
Suddenly, Candy grinned, and her facial features were wrinkled together, "Ah~It's so sour~"
As she spoke, the chick's big eyes were filled with tears ~ She was crying sourly~
"Ah~ahah~ Mom's help, it's so sour. â
Seeing this, Tang Shuang let out a demonic laugh: "Hahaha~wohahaha~hahahaha......ha Haha~"
He laughed and looked for water to drink, diluting the sour taste in his mouth, and just now he forced himself to pretend that nothing had happened in order to trick Candy into eating oranges.
Before Huang Xiangning could come over, Tang Hao, who was closest to Candy, pinched the chick's mouth open and asked her to spit out the oranges in her mouth.
"Phew~Bah~Bah~ It's so sour, woo woo woo ~ sister is so sour~ Woo woo, Tang Xiaoshuang is a big villain!"
Tang Shuang laughed heartily again, this snack is so sour that he doesn't know how to spit out the oranges, and he is still eating.
Candy drank the water, was furious, and rushed to Tang Shuang, who was laughing, with small fists flying wildly......
Tang Shuang: "Hahaha~ Ouch~ Don't fight~ Wowhaha~ It's so funny~ Haha, retribution~ Ah! Hit me in the eye~ Don't fight~ spare my life~ Hahaha......"
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Tang Shuang, who was almost beaten to death by Candy, still couldn't hide the gloating smile on his face, and said to the candy who was still angry and eyeing Candy: "Haha~ Uh, don't laugh, don't laugh, stomach hurt, hehe, don't be angry, little fairy, in fact, you can't blame my brother, my brother is also a victim, I also ate this kind of sour orange in the world, we are all victims, woo woo, think about it, who bought this orange, who took it?"
"Come to think of it, that's right, it's my sister, Xiao Zhen, what are your intentions, buying this kind of sour orange, and making our little ancestor cry sourly, how pitiful little ancestor, you have to apologize to us. â
Candy Candy felt that what Tang Xiaoshuang said was very reasonable, so she looked at Tang Zhen with a blank eye.
Tang Zhen didn't expect the disaster to lead to her. The oranges were indeed bought when she was shopping, and she brought them over, but she didn't mean to, the other oranges were very sweet, and Tang Shuang was angry when she got this sour day.
Seeing the tearful candy, Tang Zhen guiltily hugged the little cutie in her arms again, and after a while, the little girl said automatically: "Sister didn't mean it, Candy didn't get angry with my sister, because Tang Xiaoshuang is a big villain." â
Well, what kind of logic is this?