I didn't eat the meat anymore, and I didn't want to drink the wine, Yi Bai crossed his legs on the bed, took out the Changhe Sword, shrunk it into a toothpick, and picked out the meat crumbs.

"Chonglou, I remember that hundreds of years ago, didn't you have a hot fight with that descendant of Nuwa named Zixuan?

Chonglou bowed his hand lonely, raised his head and looked at the dark sky, lonely and lonely.

"Hey, the past is unbearable, and later I learned that the beautiful snake approached me, simply like obtaining an immortal heart. ”

"It's a pity that I've lived for thousands of years and was moved at that moment, and as a result, I did useless work, this world, it's too ruthless. ”

Yi Bai asked curiously, "Then Zixuan won't reconcile with my senior brother Xu Changqing, right?"

Demon Venerable pouted: "Cut, otherwise, the two of them were very indifferent at first, and in the end, Zixuan's daughter Xiaoqing went to Lao Xu all day long to be coquettish and well-behaved, and finally drunk the two of them......"

"This Nuwa descendant doesn't have a fuel-efficient lamp! Let's be my lonely, boring, empty, and boring rich demon! At least worry-free!"

Yi Bai began to fall into deep thought, this Demon Venerable seemed to have seen through the red dust and was invulnerable.

What a difficult opponent, can't you beat him mentally?

Demon Venerable took two more sips of wine, leaned in front of Yi Bai, and asked curiously, "Old Mo, how do you feel when you are with the Purple Emperor?"

Hehe, you're really asking the right person this kind of question, I have to make you envious.

Organizing the language, Yi Bai stood up and said proudly: "Of course, Mei'er is charming, graceful, gentle and lovely, and has a good heart." ”

"When you were with me, you treated me with great respect and thoughtfulness in all aspects. It is also a good dish to burn, Tiannan and Haibei, and all kinds of delicacies in the Three Realms and Six Dishes are proficient. ”

"I can also dance, that dancing, tsk, all kinds of styles, color and art, hey, I'm so lucky!"

"What more can a husband ask for if he has such a good wife?"

Glancing at the indifferent appearance of the Demon Venerable, Yi Bai thought about it and understood.

This Demon Venerable is very rich, and these are all things that are easy for him to obtain.

The tone changed instantly, and Yi Bai sighed: "The most depressing thing for me is that my family Mei'er likes to fight, and when she has nothing to do, she talks to me about swordsmanship, and every time she tortures me, she wears me out." ”

Hearing this, Demon Venerable began to envy: "I said, how did your cultivation progress so fast, it turned out that you had such a good sparring partner, hey, why can't I find such a confidant!"

Finally won a lot, Yi Bai was secretly happy in his heart, and then asked a little curiously: "As far as I know, with your temperament, you should often find Mei'er to challenge, why are you so homely now?"

Chonglou glanced at him with an inexplicable expression: "What you said at the beginning is gentle and cute, Lan Zhihuixin, I don't believe a word! Do you know what happened when I challenged it for the first time?"

Yi Bai was very curious: "What's wrong?"

Chonglou picked up the wine glass and took a sip: "She directly sealed me, and then sank into the lake!"

"A hundred years, a whole hundred years! The seal began to slowly weaken, and I managed to escape. Since then, I've been in the Demon Realm Mansion until now, and I don't even dare to go to the Heavenly Realm to find Sedum to fight. ”

Yi Bai was stunned, picked up the wine glass and slowly poured it into his mouth, his eyes began to glaze, and he suddenly found that he was quite lucky.

Fortunately, he is handsome, otherwise he would have been sunk in the lake, and now he is probably still boring math problems at the bottom of the lake.

......

As an older single dog, Sad Wind was arranged on a blind date without accident.

The first blind date, there is no experience, of course, you have to ask the almighty circle of friends.

"I never thought that I would go on a blind date (#-_-), what are your ideas?"

"Ding!"

Hearing the prompt sound of the reply, Sad Wind hurriedly looked at the jade slip with his spiritual sense.

"Open to eat, anyway, we only meet once in a lifetime!"

Beifeng thought about it for a while, and after thinking about it, it's right, I'm an otaku, what can't I do, even playing games is so pitiful, other girls definitely don't look down on themselves.

I packed up casually and prepared to go to the appointment.

"Novice Task: As a qualified single dog, such a good habit should be maintained for a long time, so that this blind date fails!"

"Task reward: The level of Qi training is increased by one, and the body is digitized, and it is transformed into Shura!"

Shura, who incarnated into the curse system, was secretly excited, he didn't believe it, and this waste couldn't complete a novice task.

It's a pity that the system has been bound, otherwise he must have adjusted the difficulty to the lowest level when he initialized and issued a breathing task.

He never imagined that he would find such a wasted person who knew to call the police for nothing.

At the blind date scene, a bizarre scene occurred, a man and a woman were burying their heads in eating while replying to messages from home.

After a while, the food was finally settled, and the elf, who was in good development, wiped his mouth casually: "It's almost time, then let's go through a process." ”

Sad Wind was stunned: "What process?"

Still a one-in-a-million innocent man, the elf casually threw aside the tissue stained with lipstick, blinked his eyes, and put his finger on the mouth of the sad wind.

"I ask, you answer!"

Sad Wind instantly felt that his heart was beating so fast.

"Plop, plop!" all feel like they're about to jump out.

"Do you have a room?"

After a moment's pause, Sadness lowered his head slightly: "No." ”

"Is there a flying ship?"

The head was lowered even more, and the heartbeat of the sad wind returned to normal: "No!"

"Is there a deposit?"

Looking at the elf in front of him who was a little more beautiful than the goddess he had always longed for, Sad Wind closed his eyes: "I'm sorry to disturb me." ”

Then he opened his eyes and stood up to check out and leave.

A pair of slender jade hands pressed him down: "Is this just gone?"

Sad Wind was expressionless: "Otherwise, it's just a waste of everyone's time here!"

The elf brought her white and delicate face to his eyes, and gently exhaled a mouthful of aroma: "The entire Mo Capital, to every restaurant, my jade slip can automatically connect to the network here, I have been waiting for the destined person, today, I think I have waited." ”

It was like a huge pie falling from the sky, and Beifeng felt that the whole person was dizzy, and then he was led to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate like a puppet.

The system Shura began to close itself.

Why is it really the wrong way to open it?

Seeing that the little fool was still stunned and walked in the direction of going home, the elf took out a piece of paper and smiled proudly, fortunately, my uncle is an insider of China Merchants.

"Reasons for the training programme for senior officials on the tragic wind. ”

"The system shows that the world contribution value of the sad wind is increasing rapidly, and it is suspected that he is awakened by great power and secretly helping the world develop, and the way to deal with him is as follows......"

"Regarding the issue of citizenship, unless there is an accident, the information will not be obtained by viewing the detailed personal contribution value of the sad wind for the time being, and the relevant departments shall comply with the following guidelines......u