"Have you learned kung fu?" the stall owner uncle looked at the vulture and asked curiously, because when he first saw the vulture, he noticed the hidden muscles under the vulture's clothes, at first, the stall owner uncle thought that the vulture was the kind of person who liked fitness, after all, the current foreigner is much bigger than the Chinese, but now he doesn't think so, after the vulture said that the gossip palm is really black, the stall owner uncle felt that even if the vulture had not learned kung fu, he must have understood, so he asked.

Hearing this, the vulture shook his head and said, "No, I only learned martial arts. ”

Of course, the vulture's words didn't come out, would a killer only learn martial arts? Obviously, it is impossible, as the world's top group of people, the vulture is not only powerful in martial arts, marksmanship is his specialty, in addition, he can also disguise, but also good at tracking and anti-tracking, and these are the foundation of his life.

"Western martial arts, this is also kung fu!" said the stall owner's uncle, patting the vulture on the shoulder.

Vulture: "Huh?"

"Hehe, you are a foreigner, you don't understand the definition of kung fu, kung fu, not to say anything boxing or swordsmanship, but to refer to whether you spend a lot of time studying and exercising a certain thing. The stall owner's uncle smiled heartily, and at this time, there were already enthusiastic melon eaters who helped send the thief to the hospital, and the others saw that there was no excitement to see, and they also dispersed, only the tall beauty who lost the bag had not left, looking at the stall owner's uncle with a confused look.

And the stall owner's uncle also obviously noticed this problem, and talking to the vulture at this time seemed to be avoiding something.

And the stall owner's uncle's words reminded the vulture of Lin Tian, because Lin Tian also said the same thing to him: "Someone told me that even if it is a chef at a roadside stall, the food born under him is a kind of kung fu, I don't understand." ”

"Then the person who told you this must be a kung fu master!" Uncle stall owner's eyes lit up, and he said that vultures definitely know something about kung fu, right? It turned out that he knew a master, and the concept of kung fu was also something he had only recently realized.

Life is like this, you deliberately look for it, but you find that you can't find it, but when you don't look for it, you find that it is all around you.

The vulture nodded, remembering the scene when Lin Tian made his move: "Yes, he is the strongest person I have ever seen!"

Well, Brother Silly Qiang doesn't count, that's a non-human, the vulture said in his heart, as everyone knows, a non-human directly said the essence of Silly Qiang...

"I'll have to get to know you sometime!" said the stall owner's uncle's smile was still hearty.

"That's... Can you leave me a contact information..."The tall beauty saw the stall owner uncle and the vulture, and secretly stomped her feet, saying that you didn't see such a big beauty here?

When the vulture heard this, he looked at the tall beauty, and then at the stall owner's uncle, who was a little overwhelmed, and smiled ambiguously, it turns out that the beauty loves heroes not only in their foreign countries!

"No need, righteousness and courage are what my generation of martial arts practitioners should do. It can be seen that the stall owner's uncle is in a hurry.

This makes the vulture strange, looking at the age of the stall owner's uncle, not to mention that he has experienced a hundred battles, he must also be a veteran of the love field?

This is the wrong vulture to blame the family, don't look at the stall owner's uncle has entered middle age, a set of gossip and elephants, but he is practicing child's skills, that is to say... The veteran drivers understand.

"Meeting is fate, shouldn't you tell me your contact information?" The tall beauty took out a heroic posture like a charlatan woman, and it seemed that she thought this was the right way to chat with the stall owner's uncle.

"Okay, you remember..."The stall owner uncle was embarrassed when he heard this, and in fact, the tall and beautiful woman in front of me I like your signal The stall owner uncle also received it, but he still has the twist and embarrassment of a big man.

The tall beauty wrote down the mobile phone number of the stall owner's uncle, and wanted to add his V letter again, but she couldn't find it no matter how she searched it, so she asked, "What is your WeChat number?"

"Uh, what's the V letter?" the stall owner's uncle looked confused.

The tall and beautiful woman looked incredulous when she heard this, oh my God, she won't meet aliens, right?

The vulture was also confused, because he didn't know what V letter was, it can be seen that although V letter has a high popularity rate in China, there are exceptions, and this tall beauty met two today.

"I don't have it on here..."The stall owner's uncle dug into his pocket and took out a Nokia, which was still the kind with a black and white screen.

The tall beauty rolled her eyes, and sure enough, she met a superlative, if she was not mistaken, this phone can't even play with Nokia's Tetris, right?

The plan to add the stall owner's uncle v letter has come to naught, and the tall beauty has not left because she is not a boss or a rich woman, but she is also a white-collar worker, and it is more than enough to support herself, so she doesn't mind whether the other half has money or not, her life creed is: I will raise you...

"That's... Do you have a wife?" the tall beauty blushed and asked a question as she twisted it.

The vulture looked surprised, it turned out that the women of Huaxia were also very open!

The stall owner's uncle was also stunned when asked by the tall beauty, to be honest, he has lived for such an old age, and he has never seen such a fierce woman, how much he hates to marry!

"No... No..."Uncle stall owner said in a low voice, his voice was almost inaudible, obviously, this problem was the biggest pain in his life...

The tall beauty's face turned even redder, and she quickly took out a business card from her bag and stuffed it into the stall owner's uncle's hand, and ran away without looking back, looking much faster than chasing the thief just now.

The stall owner's uncle stood stunned, while the vulture smiled and stepped forward and said, "Congratulations!"

"Huh, congratulations on me?"

"That girl liked you just now. The vulture said in a provocative tone, women, always the topic of men's mouths, when they speak, they can't help but bring some connotation ingredients in it.

"Hehe..."

The stall owner's uncle scratched his head embarrassedly, he didn't expect that there would be an unexpected gain from what was supposed to be a matter of effort, could it be that he was going to get out of singleness?

"What's your friend's name?" the stall owner's uncle asked suddenly, apparently not wanting to talk to the vultures about that.

The vulture also noticed this, but the stall owner's question stopped the vulture, because as a subordinate, he was really not good at telling Lin Tian's identity, so the vulture's language was a little fragmented.

"It's okay, don't you say..."

Uncle stall owner saw the difficulties of the vulture, and he didn't embarrass the vulture, but it was a pity, he really wanted to know the person the vulture said, because the person who can have that high view, even if he doesn't have real kung fu, is also a person who has the ability to be around, and now it seems that the identity of the other party is a little special!

"Thank you. ”

"You're welcome. "Uncle the stall owner is a little excited, he is still regretting Lin Tian's affairs, he is a martial idiot, and it is indeed a pity that he can't know the people in the channel.

"Can you teach me kung fu?" asked the vulture suddenly, because the vulture had figured out one thing, and that was that instead of figuring it out on its own, it was better to find a master to guide it.

As for why the vulture didn't go directly to the martial arts hall, because the vulture had already been there, and he had also seen the exposed hands of those coaches, and in the end the vulture was very disappointed, because without exception, many of the moves of those coaches seemed to be complicated and changeable, and they were very bluffing, but in actual combat, they might not be as good as a direct punch round!

What he vulture wants to learn is real kung fu! Not that there is no real kung fu in these martial arts halls, but people will definitely not teach it! This involves a question of inheritance, which is very complicated, and it will not be clear for a while.

"Haven't you learned martial arts?" Uncle the stall owner is very strange, could it be that this foreigner in front of him is also a martial arts idiot like himself?

"No, I want to learn Huaxia Kung Fu!" Hearing this, the vulture directly made two moves in the kung fu, although it seemed to be clear-eyed, but the stall owner knew that the vulture had not really practiced.

"I can't teach you. The stall owner's uncle hesitated for a moment, and then shook his head, although he found that the same kind is rare, but this matter also involves the issue of inheritance, and no one in his country can learn it, let alone foreigners?

"Why!" the vulture's voice changed, didn't they have a good conversation?

Well, this product has not yet understood the situation in Huaxia, if teaching people to do things is by chatting, then there will not be so many people in China who want to learn real kung fu with a lot of money but have no way in.

"You know, you're a crooked fruit. "Uncle the stall owner said bluntly, martial arts, on the issue of kung fu, he has always been straightforward, without any nonsense.

There was a change in the vulture's eyes, complicated and helpless, in short, there was no good mood. He didn't understand, what's wrong with the crooked fruit people? The crooked fruit people can't learn kung fu? Isn't there often a scene in the movie where the crooked fruit people learn kung fu in Huaxia?

If Lin Tian was in his heart, he would definitely tell him that it was just a movie, and this was reality, even if there was a master who was willing to teach the crooked fruit man his true kung fu, it would be rare, because not all masters were so enlightened.

"Well, you're right, I'm a crooked fruit. The vulture sighed, for the first time he felt that borders were a problem...

The stall owner's uncle patted the vulture on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Although I can't teach you Baguazhang, if you really like kung fu, I can still give you a few words." ”

When the vulture heard this, he raised his head, and his eyes regained the light of hope, there is no doubt that the words of the stall owner's uncle are simply another village for the vulture! If you have to sum it up in one sentence, it is that life goes up and down too quickly...

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