Chapter 353: Handy Short Story: Oriental Fantasy Pictures - Public Service Announcement.
"You...... If you want to tie up, you should tie up those who graduated from advertising or film and drama departments, what's the use of looking for me! How can anyone find a guy like me to go through and make a film! Wait...... You look familiar. γ
"I'm afraid to change it to 'chasing stars', I'm afraid to change it to 'Woohoo!', only the two-dimensional house can understand the two-dimensional......! Oriental Fantasy needs you as a talent!"
"By the way, we're youkai, and this is, Gensokyo, we need you, Kootaku!"
Yes.
This guy, the guy who was tied up in Gensokyo, is called Kootaku.
Truly.
Everyone in Gensokyo is a demon, beautiful, speaks well, and is super ruthless.
It is said that Gensokyo's barrier will collapse in a while.
Just think about the collapse of the outer wall of the castle, and of course the inside is robbed of money, food, and the prince...... It doesn't seem right.
In short, it's a ripple effect.
Therefore, collect the ingenuity of all the characters in Gensokyo, and collect all kinds of magic and magic power to create a "fantasy machine"!
You can reverse the monster character in it and project it to the outside world to become a human character.
Yes.
This fantasy machine can convert the worship of the outside world into fear and give Gensokyo as energy.
In the past, you monsters wanted to gain fear, which was not possible, but now what is needed is popularity!
Therefore...... They need to be familiar with all kinds of fashions in the outside worldβhuman beings.
That is, a small house.
"Don't call me a little house!Bastard, don't lie to me that I haven't seen the Oriental Idol Township!"
This is the protagonist, the hero, the angry hero.
What is his name? Those who are familiar with him are called Brother Zhai, and those who are not familiar with him are called Lord Zhai.
In short, how should I introduce him?
The character template is - has the basic ability of An Yilun X, who is always covered with green by the outside world.
Bo X Ke with super large fans, not dead X, micro X or something.
The outside world is called the god of the house, the brother of the house.
It's a pity that Gensokyo is full of ...... Cough.
It can only be called a small house.
"Anyway, let me take over the work of the outside world...... It's not my original world, what about the outside world? It's the kind of routine that starts all over again, why don't you come to my world?"
That's how the otaku brother shouted.
"With my house god ascending to the heights, there are thousands of believers!"
"Even in Dubai, we Oriental believers have literally blown up the building...... Don't, don't do it. γ
It's just a bit rude, don't open it up!
This is the last thought of the house brother buried his face in the soil.
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"If you don't give me funds, you don't give me actors, and you don't want to come to a few famous Oriental idols, so you want me to shoot a two-dimensional public service announcement?"
Brother Zhai looked incredulous, if he wants to eat beef, he must let the cow eat grass!
This kind of grass is not even eaten, and you still want to eat beef?
"That...... Can't we?"
It was a girl who said this, how 'girl' is it?
JK = Girls' High School Students, JC = Girls' Junior High School Students, JS= Girls' Elementary School Students.
"Girl", JS, yes, is the appearance of an elementary school girl like JS.
Girl, known as the Great Goblin.
That's right.
In the East, there are no lines, no SC, no vertical painting.
It's not like a character like Kirino who goes from white to black.
But it's fine.
At least she had the attributes of a married woman in the second set, a blue skirt with white lace on the skirt.
Yellow headband, green eyes and hair, and what appears to be a ponytail.
Ah, all in all, in the eyes of Brother Otaku, this JS will make people want to commit a crime.
"Elementary school students are amazing...... Don't shoot any public service announcements, we can shoot the Lo Qiu Club!"
"That's not child protectionβit's going to be a crime guide! and...... We don't have outside money. γ
"No money?" Brother House's face is green, life can be unhappy, but it can't be without money!
"The money is used to register the company and select the location of the company, as well as to communicate with some bits and pieces......
The big goblin has a very clear head, if you explain it to Qi Luno, who is still chasing butterflies next to him.
Ah, please add some ice to the vodka.
That's all there is to it, Kiruno!
In a word.
Brother Otaku listened to the big goblin nagging with his fingers.
"Popularity can only be calculated by proper means...... Therefore, the bonus and popularity of this public service advertisement must be obtained, and the follow-up plans can be launched. γ
Listen to what the big goblin said.
Brother Zhai has fallen, how can there be anything that is not decadent, and if you want to rise up, you have to spend money to buy a small blue pill.
Now there is just no money.
"Gensokyo doesn't have more reliable adults...... Adult youkai? No money at all!"
"Ahaha. γ
The big goblin also laughed dryly, knowing how unauthentic everyone was doing.
The smile is a dry smile, at least the hardware can keep up.
"Ahemβat least there's technical support, and Cirno and I don't need to be paid...... But. γ
"Well, forget it, you're just like me. γ
Brother Otaku really wants those big monsters to know what is called Ye!
It's a pity that he can only be a small house.
"I don't want to be paid, butβ"
The big goblin poked his fingers, his own fingers.
"Do you want to take care of the rice, I heard that the actor has a bento box, and I, I, and Qi Luno can share the same bento......
Brother Otaku has a very dead look, just like the kind of death that the big goblin occasionally sees from the Lake of Mist with the eyes of a belly-turned fish.
"The most pitiful thing in life is nothing more than eating a bento, but the most pitiful thing is. γ
As he spoke slowly, he looked at the big goblin and paused.
"I don't even have a bento - let's shoot it first, and maybe we'll have to eat it later." γ
Brother Otaku is very realistic.
As soon as I know what strange two-dimensional world there is in this outside world, it is synthesized.
In order to rectify the two-dimensional, those elementary school students at every turn are really great anti-idiot ads.
Recently, a two-dimensional public service announcement was held, and there was a bonus for good shooting.
Brother Zhai decided, with a flick of his fingers, it would change from three-dimensional to two-dimensional.
For example: the advertisement for mom washing her feet.
Wash the child's feet first, and then ask the mother to wash the mother-in-law's feet.
A child who was originally memorizing a text.
Suddenly, when he saw his mother like this, he had a flash of inspiration.
Turning around, he swayed his footsteps and held a basin of water, calling for his mother to wash her feet.
This is a simple and heartwarming PSA.
Very good, this advertisement can be filmed, just three roles.
"You, Kiruno, child. γ
"You, elf, mother. γ
"I, Lord Otaku, Grandpa. γ
This camera is really good, and you can adjust the age level.
You can also do post-production, and you can pinch a man into a woman, and you don't even need a green screen!
Technology with magic is called black technology, fantasy pictures, praise, don't explain.
"It's steady. γ
Brother Zhai felt stable this time.
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Act I.
The big goblin is helping Qi Luno wash his feet, this posture, this action, is really worthy of being a big goblin of a married woman.
Act II.
The big goblin is about to help the house brother wash his feet.
Ahem, don't say it, it's really a bit cool, it's like a big sword.
"Dad, this water is good if it's hot. γ
The big goblin played well, although I wanted to laugh a little, and this was repaired and repaired by the backward system!
"Twenty-one gets two, two-two gets four, two-three gets six, two-four gets eight, two-five gets ...... Nine!"
Bastard, it's a bit bad for Kiruno's memorization of this ninety-nine multiplication!
Well, you can't blame Qiluno for not being able to memorize ninety-nine multiplication, it's very powerful to be able to ninety-nine-nine.
It's okay, this is repaired by the backward system!
That's what Brother Otaku thinks.
Act III.
Kiruno stopped reciting.
Probably.
Next up!
Here's the point!
Wait, what's going on.
Forget it with the water, and use the ice water basin to get cold water...... You guy, this water is so cold that it explodes!
The big goblin will die of cold! This is not a big sword! This is the public welfare challenge of the ALS, the ice bucket challenge!
Never mind.
Don't get angry.
How fresh the air, how beautiful the world is, how cold the water is.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, your lines!
The elder brother watched as Qi Luno swayed and walked to the side of the big goblin with ice water.
And then.
Went around.
This arc is even more sassy than the 86 in Qiu Ming Mountain, Qi Lunuo, you will definitely not be able to repair this action after the system!
"I ......"
Cirno smiled brightly.
Suddenly, the hand slipped.
"Iβrough!"
Ice basins, ice water, and ice cubes just got out of their hands and smashed on the trousers of the house brother.
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The big goblin didn't dare to speak, not for fear of hindering the shooting, but for fear of the explosion of the house brother.
She can only hope that at least you will have to say the right lines!
At this time.
The trousers are all ice water and ice cubes.
In Brother Otaku's brain, a song came out, no, it's already broken anyway, so just sing it!
"Lonely and cold edge~ I watch the hot oath. γ
"The eyes of the retrospective eye hover for thousands of years. γ
"The ice bucket is restored, close and far away, and the freezing repeats itself. γ
"I'll blink at you once in a thousand years. γ
The self-releasing otaku made Kiruno blink.
Kirino looked at her empty hands, as if she had just woken up and it was time to read her lines.
"Grandpa...... Washing, washing, washing...... OοΌγ
"I'm going to shout, Kakaka, Kaka!"
Yes.
It is said that this two-dimensional public service advertisement.
After repeatedly practicing Qilunuo, Brother Zhai finally won the first place inexplicably.
However, after the two-dimensional ghost animal area was broadcast in the advertisement of this mother's foot washing.
Risked a public service advertisement that was said to be a fan.,Received hundreds of thousands of rewards.γ
It is said to be "Grandpa...... Wash, wash, wash......"
"Bastard! Give me the card! Beware of being banned, bastard!"
This is.
Brother Otaku, Otaku God, Little Mansion, was tied to Gensokyo by those unscrupulous monsters in Gensokyo.
originally wanted to be the producer of the Oriental Idol Project, but he set off to become a story that has been hated for thousands of years.
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This is a short story that has nothing to do with the text.,Let everyone laugh.,Actually, I still want to open this new book.,But after thinking about it.,Just occasionally put it in the text as a relief for everyone.γ