Chapter 32: Issuing False Certificates

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After the radar counted the goods, the clothing and cosmetics were wholesaled in the wholesale market, and the electronics were sold to the scrapyard.

I took a few more gold necklaces, found a random gold store, and sold them for 60,000 yuan.

After selling the money, Radar went to the bank to return the money borrowed by Yin Xiong and Hao Jie, and came out of the bank after sending the money to Yin Xiong and Hao Jie.

As soon as Radar came out of the bank, Hao Jie called, "Ray." Brother, are you really going to engage in pyramid schemes?"

"You're just doing MLM"

"Then what are you doing selling powder, selling guns, selling butts, selling sperm, borrowing 7,000 and you pay back 14,000, you have made a fortune. ”

"Secret,"

"Brother, Brother Lei, Brother Lei, just tell me!

Hao Jie's coquettish voice rang on the phone, and when Radar thought of a fat man who was almost 200 pounds coquettish like a little girl, goosebumps all over his body rose.

"Shut up, dare to talk like this again, a thunderbolt will kill you in this seat, what about Yin Xiong?

"Yes, he and I are experimenting with a new type of agricultural ecological park that integrates agricultural activities, natural scenery, scientific and technological demonstration, leisure and entertainment, environmental protection, etc., and integrates economic, ecological and social benefits. And for the first time, the method of artificially adding organic fertilizer that has been processed more than a dozen times was used in the recycling ecological park, creating a precedent for the world's ecological parks. ”

"Speak the Language"

"He's eating barbecue with me, otherwise how would I know you've repaid 14,000. ”

"Nani, do you have a barbecue at noon?"

"Wild, BBQ, but when are you going to return to the arms of the organization, and the two of us are still waiting to go out with you? Well, brush some soy sauce on these chicken wings, and some leeks on them. ”

"You're just a wave, eat and eat, you know how to eat, be careful to break through the two hundred mark. ”

"Don't worry, after a while, you won't even leave the bones behind, so I will go up the mountain to hunt to ensure that even the meat and bones are digested. ”

"Hunting, is there a place for hunting in Nanchong City? What did you mean by the ecological park you just said?"

"Yes, but the hunting is domestic chickens and rabbits, the meaning of the ecological park is that a relative of Yin Xiong's family contracted a mountain to build an orchard, we bought hundreds of chickens and rabbits to raise in it, chickens can eat insects, chicken manure can fertilize the ground, when the chicken's flesh is fine, we can take a civilian crossbow to hunt here, I also bought a set of barbecue grills to put here. ”

"What about organic fertilizer that has been processed more than a dozen times?"

"First shoot the chicken with a crossbow, then scald the chicken, pull the hair, take the internal organs, roast the chicken, eat it in the mouth, spit out the bones is not a dozen processes, and the spit out bones are not organic fertilizer. ”

"Dog Day, I'm working hard in Chongqing, and you're actually having such a chic time. ”

"Not only that, but we're going to go swimming after the hunt, and it's too lonely to be idle all day. ”

"I won't tell you. ”

Radar came out of the bank and made a phone call, and casually found a small alley, looking for psoriasis in the city.

Look left and right and finally find it.

Professional certification engraving seal engraving seal engraving seal engraving seal engraving seal engraving for 30 years, quality assurance

Contact: Master Liu, contact number: 135****6825

After doing a good job, you will pay if you are satisfied

"Hey, Master Liu?"

"Yes yes, may I ask what you are?"

"Can you get any kind of documents, what is the quality, can you see it?"

"Don't worry, I can do any certificate, as long as no one checks the quality, just by looking at it, my certificate is real. ”

"How much does it cost?"

"The price depends on you, but you get what you pay for, and the quality of the thing depends on your price. ”

"Money is not an issue, where are you?"

"I'm at No. 2, the first floor of Building 3, Linhai Community, Lianhua Road, remember to bring photos when you come, although I can also take photos, but the price is a little more expensive. ”

Radar rushed to the first floor of Building 3 of Linhai Community, Lianhua Road, knocked on the door of No. 2, and the door was opened by a man in his twenties wearing glasses, his face was a little pale, and it seemed that he had not gone out for some days.

"You are Master Liu?"

Radar asked, confused.

"That's right, you're the same guy just now, right? You come in with me and tell me what kind of permit do you want?"

Radar followed the glasses man in, as soon as the glasses man entered, he sat back in front of the computer and looked at the computer, and after Radar entered the house, he looked around, garbage was everywhere, drink bottles, instant noodle boxes, ham casings were everywhere. There are also worn socks and underwear thrown everywhere, in a corner of the room there are printers, plastic machines, and hundreds of fake certificate templates, and the radar looks to see that there are marriage certificates, divorce certificates, death certificates......

Then he looked at the man in the eye.

The man with the eyes is looking,

", a stupid love action movie?"

This is not a Japanese stupid love action movie, but also the latest co-starring film of the two big names in the Japanese love action film industry, Mr. Hatata and Mr. Ogura, which is enough to leave a strong mark in the AV industry. How about it, big brother, are you interested?"

Radar looked at the man with eyes and said with a look of fascination, but Radar felt that the man with eyes was fascinated by the actor in the film, by the way, what did the actor look like. (Note: I think that in the stupid love action movies, whether it is the male protagonist or the supporting actor, it is always those people, or I haven't remembered the appearance of the male protagonist after watching the whole film)

"Nani, you also sell romance action movies part-time?"

"No, it's just that you're very interested in looking at the eldest brother, and ask if you can have another source of money in the future." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, am I the kind of person who needs to watch movies and masturbate? Only single dogs need to watch movies and masturbate, brother and I have always been actual combat. By the way, is there a teacher Cang?"

"Big brother, do you have a girlfriend?

The man with the eyes looked at the radar with a skeptical expression.

Radar glanced at his left hand blankly and said affirmatively

"That's for sure, my girlfriend...... Why am I telling you this? Is there any?"

"Yes, yes, how much do you want with big brother?"

"Ten of them, put them on the USB drive. By the way, let's get down to business. Can you get a Hong Kong and Macao pass?"

"Hong Kong and Macao passes? This is the first time I have done it. Okay, pay 500 yuan, including 200 for special services, and you can come to collect evidence tomorrow. ”

Smack-

Radar threw a thousand yuan on the computer desk of the eyed man,

"It's a deposit. ”

The man with glasses stared straight at the thousand yuan of money sitting on it, and he didn't watch the latest love action movie of Mr. Ben Boduo and Mr. Ogura for a few days, and when he heard the radar say that this thousand yuan was just a deposit, his eyes widened.

"Don't just stare at it, is there a VIP service?"

"Yes, yes, yes, quick, quick, please take a seat, please take a seat, big brother, your surname. ”

The man in glasses jumped up, gave up the stool to Radar, bent down and asked respectfully at Radar with a smile.

Radar sat down, "Don't be expensive, surnamed Lei." ”

"Brother Lei, this is my lifelong collection of love action movie seeds, Brother Lei doesn't know what you want to drink? I have boiling water, cold water, and tap water. If you don't want to drink plain water, what do you want to drink, you say I'll go downstairs and buy it for you. ”

The eyed man took out a USB drive from a drawer next to him and handed it to Radar.

"Don't, you don't need to tell me if there is a problem with the Hong Kong and Macau pass. ”

Radar calmly put the USB drive into his arms, although it is said that there will be no shortage of partners in that area in the future, but... The old problem of otaku can't be changed for the time being.