Feng Yiping was silent on the surface, doing math problems with a calm expression, but in fact, his brain was running at high speed, thinking of various countermeasures. Finally, I finally came up with a solution that is feasible now. Since Liu Fei wrote a letter to him almost openly, if he also responded in a transparent and upright manner, there should be room for the matter to turn around.

So he smiled and said to Feng Wen and Wen Hong, "My classmate wrote me a joke, do you want to know?"

"Joke?" Feng Wen was stunned, "It's impossible, then show me?"

Wen Hong also looked incredulous.

Feng Yiping didn't bother to pay attention to the two people who were about to see the real joke, he got up and walked towards the podium. Everyone looked at him in surprise, Xiao Zhijie didn't know why, got up and pulled him, "Hey, Feng Yiping, think about it first, you can't do this." ”

Many of the male classmates followed suit, Huang Jingping also looked at him with a complicated expression, and a few girls, such as Wang Jinju, rolled their eyes directly at him.

Feng Yiping ignored these and walked to the podium and said to everyone, "I just received a letter from one of my elementary school classmates who is now in the third class, and I decided to share it with you. ”

The male classmate who had something good to do suddenly shouted, "Oh, oh, oh, read it." ”

Several female classmates let out "boo".

Feng Yiping took out the second page of the letter from his pocket, anyway, no one knew that he had received a few pieces of paper, and said to everyone, "Everyone must have thought wrong, and some classmates also know that in order to earn some pocket money, I also wrote a few small jokes at the story meeting, and my classmate saw it and wrote a joke, but she was not sure, so she asked me to help take a look, I think it's really good, so read it out for everyone to listen to, and if you think it's funny, you can cheer it and applaud!"

This turn is a bit big, many people in the audience haven't turned the corner, Feng Yiping doesn't care, he takes the piece of paper, and pretends to read it.

said that one day, Taiwan's ** took his subordinates out to inspect by helicopter, looked at the crowd below, and said, "If I throw a thousand yuan down, the person I picked up must be very happy." ”

"If I lose two $500 bills, two people will be happy." ”

The Minister of Defense said, "If I throw ten pieces of 100 yuan, then ten people will be happy." ”

At this time, the helicopter pilot said, "Why don't I drop you all, then all the Chinese will be happy!"

Xiao Zhijie and Tang Shaokang laughed first, they know Taiwan's **, but there are more people who don't know, such as most female classmates, they don't know who the illegitimate son of the Japanese is.

There was no way, Feng Yiping had to make some notes, now everyone understood, thought about it, and thought about it, they all thought it was funny, and some classmates applauded.

It's just that this applause came really late, okay, Feng Yiping felt embarrassed to tell a cold joke.

Xiao Zhijie coaxed, "Feng Yiping, talk about one more." ”

Zhou Liwei, the squad leader, also said, "Feng Yiping, there is still time, you can talk about one more to make everyone happy." ”

Feng Yiping thought for a while and said, "Inspired by my classmates, I also thought of one and said it for everyone." ”

One day, ** attended a meeting with some senior officials, and as a result, there was a series of car accidents, and he was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment, and the reporters rushed to the hospital after hearing the news, and after a long time, the doctor came out, and the reporters were busy asking "Doctor, doctor, is the president saved?" The doctor shook his head in frustration and said, "Alas, the president is not saved"

The reporter asked, "Doctor, Doctor, Is there any salvation for the Executive Yuan?" The doctor shook his head in frustration and said, "Alas, there is no help."

The reporter asked, "Then who is saved?" The doctor perked up and said, "Taiwan is saved!"

Xiao Zhijie took the lead, this time the applause came in time, Feng Yiping smiled and bowed his hand to everyone, and returned to his seat.

Feng Wen still asked him suspiciously, "Feng Yiping, is it really a joke written in the letter?"

Feng Yiping asked him, "What do you think?"

Feng Wen was still entangled, Wen Hong slapped him on the head, "It's almost class, didn't you want me to take care of you just now?"

This is just the beginning, Feng Yiping wondered if it was time to find a classmate and confess to a couple. You said that you write a letter, why are you so careless when you send it, so many people can see it?

But he thought again, now to find Liu Fei, in the eyes of people with a heart, there is a little desire to cover up, I believe that tonight, this joke will also reach Liu Fei's ears, she should also know what to do.

Feng Yiping successfully diverted everyone's attention, and now they are talking about Taiwan, not a female classmate writing a letter to Feng Yiping.

Of course, this matter still has to be dealt with, and after lunch the next day, Feng Yiping came to the third class classroom and shouted at the door, "Liu Fei,"

The students who were still in the classroom in the third class all looked over, and Feng Yiping smiled and waved to them, very general-like.

Liu Fei was talking to a few girls, and when she looked up, Feng Yiping was standing at the door of the classroom, waving to him, her face flushed, she pushed away those giggling female classmates, and trotted over.

Feng Yiping patted Liu Fei's shoulder generously, and some classmates who were lying on the window to watch screamed, but Feng Yiping knew that at this time, if you are too restrained, it will make people feel that there is a problem.

Either girls are born to be actors, Liu Fei must have heard about what Feng Yiping did in class last night, so she took the initiative to say, "Feng Yiping, did you change what I wrote?"

"What you write is so funny, you don't need me to change it!" Feng Yiping took out a piece of paper from his pocket, and the joke was written on it. There may be a superfluous sentence below, let Liu Fei copy it again, so that even if a teacher checks it, it is really the same as what Feng Yiping said, Liu Fei only wrote a joke.

Liu Fei took it and put it in her pocket, "Hehe, thank you, if you say so, I will have the bottom, then I will send it out on the weekend." ”

At this time, a few female classmates seemed to be invited to do something, and walked in this direction together, Feng Yiping deliberately said loudly, "Liu Fei, if there is such a thing in the future, you can tell me in person, I received a letter from a female classmate for the first time, and my heart was excited, and I thought it was a love letter, but when I opened it, I realized that I was a peacock opening the screen, and I was amorous, and I was overjoyed, alas, I was really disappointed!"

Liu Fei looked at the female classmates coming over, covered her mouth and smiled, and made a gesture to hit him, "Feng Yiping, we have been classmates in elementary school for six years, I don't know what kind of person you are, I will write you a love letter?

Feng Yiping took a step back, pretending to be afraid and said, "I'm not afraid that you will beat me, I am afraid that the male classmates in your class will beat me, you look at them, for fear that I will snatch you away, I still escaped first." ”

"Hehe, then you can go. After Liu Fei finished speaking, she turned around and walked over to the girls who had been rubbing around, and took out a piece of paper from her pocket to show them, "I have been classmates with Feng Yiping for six years, and I can't be more acquainted, you see, it's this joke, Feng Yiping said it's good, I'll send it out on the weekend, and if I'm lucky, I can also get the manuscript fee." ”

Listening to the voice behind him, Feng Yiping breathed a long sigh of relief, it seems that Liu Fei has already written a book based on the jokes he heard, it's really amazing! He secretly wiped a handful of cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, I'll go, it's really tiring to do such a thing.

So far, there are basically no sequelae left in this matter, and of course, he still has a level to pass. However, there was a Chinese class in the morning, and Mr. Wang did not look for him after class, and Mr. Wang came to study at noon, but he did not look for him.

Feng Yiping felt a little strange, it stands to reason that the teacher at this time had a young love for the students, which was seen as a flood beast, she must have heard about yesterday's incident, and it was definitely not one or two who thought she made a small report, how could she be so indifferent? No!

After dinner, he washed the dishes and came back, ready to go back to the classroom, he just made a joke about Teacher Zhu yesterday, of course he will not take the initiative to go to the head teacher's house in the past two days.

At this time, he heard a whistle, looked up, Teacher Zhu held a bowl and signaled to him, he understood that this was the head teacher calling.

As usual, he only went to Wang Yumin's house with pen and paper. After entering the door, he greeted Xiaoyanzi like no one, and then gave Mr. Zhu a half-finished product of a bamboo that he had painted to Mr. Zhu.

Teacher Zhu took it, looked at it a few times, and said, "Don't think it's easy to draw bamboo, it's not so easy to paint bamboo well, otherwise Zheng Banqiao wouldn't be so famous, but you still have a little bit to praise, this bamboo is very good, very good," he pointed to a bamboo joint in the middle and said to Feng Yiping, Feng Yiping looked at it, it was really, this may be the sudden blessing when painting that bamboo joint, a comparison, sure enough, the painting is very good, there are not many strokes, but it is indeed more vivid than other nature.

"Hehe, Mr. Zhu looks at it with his eyes, and I also think this bamboo painting is good. Feng Yiping slapped a little fart.

The teachers and students got along with each other here, Wang Yumin finally lost his breath and coughed, "Feng Yiping, you are still pretending to be stupid with me, do you say it yourself, or do you want me to ask you?"

Feng Yiping's eyes widened, looking at her innocently, "Teacher Wang, what are you talking about, why don't I understand at all?"

Wang Yumin didn't laugh angrily, "You really don't understand? Hehe, what happened to that letter yesterday?"

"Oh, teacher, that's what you're talking about," Feng Yiping suddenly realized, "It's my classmate from elementary school, Liu Fei, who is now in the third class, wrote a joke and wanted to vote for the "Story Club", let me help take a look, what's wrong?"

Without waiting for Wang Yumin to speak, he continued, "Maybe it was influenced by me, as far as I know, many students are ready to submit articles to various magazines, but unlike me, a large part of my reason is for money, they seem to be mainly to get their work published and enjoy the success and joy." ”

Teacher Zhu is a good comrade, and immediately continued, "Yes, I was moved, and I also thought about whether I could write something, and if I could publish it, I could also help my daughter buy a few good clothes." ”

"Knock knock," Wang Yumin couldn't help but knock on the table there, she couldn't figure it out, although she was nearly twenty years old, how her husband and Feng Yiping always seemed to be in tune, "Lao Zhu, you take the swallows for a walk to eliminate food, Feng Yiping, don't change the topic!"

Feng Yiping pretended to be very aggrieved and said, "Mr. Wang, where did I change the topic? There are really a lot of students who are ready to submit. ”

Wang Yumin was so angry that he knocked on the table again, "Tell the point, that letter!"

"What's wrong with that letter, it's just a joke, ask me to help take a look!" Seeing Wang Yumin's angry eyes, Feng Yiping pretended to understand what she meant.

"Oh, Mr. Wang, I understand what you're thinking. Feng Yiping said frustratedly, "I was also very excited and excited, thinking that a girl wrote a love letter to me, but after opening it, I realized that I was self-inflicted, alas, I was really disappointed." ”

Teacher Zhu couldn't help laughing, Wang Yumin touched his head with his hand, what worked well for other students had no effect on Feng Yiping. Feng Yiping even said the idea that he was looking forward to receiving a love letter from a female classmate, maybe this time, it was really just a simple request to ask him to modify a joke?

But Wang Yumin instinctively felt that it was wrong, but there was no evidence, and Feng Yiping didn't hide it from everyone at that time.

However, there are reasons why teachers want to maintain their dignity and teach their students.

So Wang Yumin was no longer entangled in the letter, and turned his head to criticize Feng Yiping's ideological problems, "When you are young, you want to receive love letters from female classmates? What are you thinking about all day long? Are you here to study or are you fooling? Don't be complacent with a little achievement, there are still more than two years, there are a few classmates in the class who have made rapid progress, you don't want to be left behind by other classmates this semester." If you have time to think about those messes, it is better to spend more time studying, even if it is to write a novel again, to give us a boost in face, to make our parents proud, and the manuscript fee can also subsidize the family...... ，”

Wang Yumin fired like a machine gun for four or five minutes, and it was only when Teacher Zhu asked Xiaoyanzi to send her the water cup that she stopped.

During this period, Feng Yiping kept his head down honestly, listened attentively to Wang Yumin's teachings, nodded as if he was still pecking rice, and his attitude was quite good.

The words that were blocked in my heart finally came out, and I finally felt more comfortable for a while.

While she was still in a good mood, Feng Yiping hurriedly said goodbye and stayed again, maybe let him write a review.

Sure enough, not long after Feng Yiping left, Wang Yumin, who had drunk a few sips of water, reacted, "I forgot to ask him to write a review." ”

Teacher Zhu comforted her, "Forget it, it's the same whether the review is written or not, this student is far more mature than his peers, these things, you don't need to preach, he himself knows it." Don't treat him like a normal student. “

Wang Yumin knew that what her husband said was reasonable, but she didn't want to lose, "No matter how mature he is, that is, a teenager, as a class teacher, I have compulsory education for him to learn well, what's wrong with this, is there anything wrong?"

Teacher Zhu raised his hands in surrender, "Yes, yes, you are right, of course you are right." ”

Feng Yiping ran out of the building again quickly, if he didn't take the initiative and gave Teacher Wang an excuse for her to criticize education, Teacher Wang might find other ways to investigate this matter.

Now, take the initiative to send an excuse for Teacher Wang to educate her, she is happy, and this matter is really over.

Xiao Zhijie and Wang Changning were standing under the corridor, leaning on the pillar and talking, and when they saw him coming back, Wang Changning asked him with a smile, "Are you scolded!"

Xiao Zhijie gloated and said, "Now you know the disadvantages of being merciful everywhere, tell me, there are still a few female elementary school classmates who have close contact with you?"

Feng Yiping was not annoyed, "I have nothing to do, and my heart is selfless and wide," he deliberately said to Wang Changning, "What do you say if Principal Zhang knows that his daughter is now constantly eye-to-eye with a student?"

"Hehe," both of them laughed wickedly.

Xiao Zhijie was really a little frightened, and said in a snort, "It's just an ordinary classmate relationship between us, nothing,"

Seeing his nervous look, Wang Changning and Feng Yiping laughed, which attracted the inquiring of past classmates, and Feng Yiping's slightly depressed mood was finally much more cheerful.

Feng Yiping wasn't sure if this matter had really passed, and it wasn't until he knew that the head teacher of the third class hadn't looked for Liu Fei that he finally put his mind at ease.

Of course, the solution to this matter is not good, but even if Feng Yiping is a human being in two lives, he has only seriously fallen in love once, that is, the time between him and Zhang Yan, in fact, he didn't talk much, and the two of them seemed to be eye-to-eye.

Therefore, he really has little experience in dealing with emergencies like this one, so he can only use stupid methods, but fortunately, it seems that the results are okay now.

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