September 26, 1996 is the 14th day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the National Day is coming. The work of the sub-branch has also been carried out well, and Wang Xianyao is in a very good mood, and as early as a few days ago, he proposed to carry out a bank-wide activity to boost morale. In the end, it was decided that all the employees of the bank would have a meal and an activity at the "Good Place Restaurant" the night before the Mid-Autumn Festival. Wang Xianyao asked middle-level and above cadres not only to take the lead in actively participating, but also to cut into the atmosphere of colleagues in activities such as singing and dancing after dinner, mingle with ordinary employees, and create a harmonious and harmonious relationship with colleagues.

After the preparatory meeting, Xia found Xu Donghai, who was preparing for the Sungang office, to chat, and Xia said: "It seems that our leader has gradually entered a better situation." ”

Xu Donghai said: "Yes! President Wang's connections are first-class. Eat openly in society. ”

Summer said with deep sympathy: "Lao Xu, fortunately, we met such a leader in the process of transformation, otherwise, there are many things that we can't eat and go around." ”

Xu Donghai said disapprenously: "It's nothing, it's a big deal to leave!"

Xia said: "The value of Governor Wang lies in the fact that he is from a political and legal background, and when he sees the dangers of financial services and social dangers, he can still pragmatically plunge into it, deal with problems calmly and objectively, and do not sing high-profile songs, which ordinary people cannot do." ”

Xu Donghai said: "He has nothing to say about morality, of course, we are not bad, and we are also doing well." ”

Summer said: "After drinking in the evening, how about we cheer on the show and put on a show with you?"

Xu Donghai said with a smile: "Just the two of us are still on the show?

Summer said: "We just want this effect, let them talk about it, won't everyone be happy!"

Xu Donghai remembered the program that he sang with Mo Chengxiu in the summer at the gala held by the service club when Zhuang Yu was the head, and said with a smile: "What's the best thing to do? Or sing "Husband and Wife Return Home"?"

Summer said: "How about an impromptu cross talk? Test your wisdom and answer questions on the spot." ”

Xu Donghai smiled and said, "You let the horse come over!" After speaking, he walked out of the summer office and went back to his Sungang office.

In the afternoon, the summer organized a meeting of the staff of the Planning and Credit Section, one of which was the monthly general evaluation meeting before the National Day holiday. The second is to consider that everyone will engage in activities in the evening and connect with each other. Summer noticed: Li Chaoyang has not arrived for a long time, and he has doubts in his heart.

At the meeting, the summer must have done a good job in the last two weeks of planning credit work, and required that the monthly and quarterly statements before the National Day should be reported to the head office on time, and then, you can relax and have a good National Day. After the National Day, it is necessary to meet a more intense collection task.

After these things are said, it is up to colleagues to chat and give some opinions.

At about five o'clock in the afternoon, the employees of the sub-branch gathered in the old local restaurant one after another. By the time the entire bank had gathered, it was nearly seven o'clock. Everyone found their seats and sat down, and ate and drank unceremoniously. Most of these employees are relatively young, and they don't need to persuade them to drink or fight at all. When Wang Xianyao and Chen Jiaojiao thought of toasting a glass at each table, the employees were already almost drunk.

It is also because President Wang has been in a good mood recently, and he drinks a glass at every table, so that six or seven tables come down and drink nearly ten cups of rice wine, which is a bit reluctant if he is still very sober at this time. However, it is rare to get drunk once a year, which is really true for Wang Xianyao, who has been the president of the Hubei branch for more than a year: this president has only been on the track until now, and he should be drunk once.

After more than an hour, this meal was almost finished. Xu Aiqun in the office organized a group of young people to push the table aside, and the dining room suddenly became a dance hall.

So, the young people began to sing karaoke. Another group of young men and women danced in pairs.

At about 8 o'clock, Shen Rong, secretary of the Discipline Inspection Committee of the head office of the People's Bank, brought several comrades from the head office to cheer the party. Wang Xianyao and Chen Jiaojiao enthusiastically poured tea to give up their seats. After a while, Shen Rong looked at the dancing crowd, turned his head closer to Summer, and asked, "Which one is Miss Xiong Zilun?"

Xia smiled and pointed out Xiong Zilun to him, Shen Rong said "ah" and nodded, he had seen it.

After a while, the host Wang Hua asked Xia to come out on the show, and Xia said: "Xu Donghai and I will have an impromptu dialogue cross talk "Duet" with Xu Donghai Taitai. ”

Wang Hua said happily: "Friends, now we welcome Xia and Xu Donghai to perform the impromptu talk show "Duet"!"

After a round of applause, Summer and Xu Donghai came to the stage. I saw Xia walking crookedly on the stage, playing cloud hands, and said to everyone: "Thank you for your applause, thank you! Let's have a cross talk with singing and singing together today, that is, an impromptu dialogue and singing, called "Duet", how about it?"

Xu Donghai said: "Since everyone's response is so enthusiastic, we can't live up to everyone's expectations. Lao Xia, what are you singing?"

Summer didn't forget Xu Donghai's past shows, and asked, "Or is it the one you are familiar with that Diao Deyi and A Qing's sister-in-law sing in duet?"

Xu Donghai shot back and said: "Can you play Aqing's sister-in-law? I think it's over, you better have a "Husband and Wife Return Home"!"

Xia said, "Then do you like Dong Yong or the Seven Fairies?"

Xu Donghai said: "I like both of them, and I can act." ”

Summer asked, "Can you act?" ”

Xu Donghai said: "You can act, I don't believe you can try." ”

Summer said to the audience: "Friends, he is too camera-stealing to come here with him." Then he said to Xu Donghai: "Well, let's have a mountain song joint singing "Where in the World Do I See Trees and Vines", how about it? Note: I'm talking about joint singing. Okay?"

Xu Donghai asked, "What kind of joint singing?"

Xia said: "I guess I'm done, you can understand, that is, no matter who is Liu Sanjie or Brother A Niu, in a word, it doesn't matter who is who." If you want to sing it, sing it together from beginning to end. ”

Xu Donghai said with a smile: "I understand, you are afraid of going out of tune, and you have to rely on me to sing, this is what the idiom story is called "Indiscriminate Filling". It's the same as the last time you relied on Mo Chengxiu to sing "Husband and Wife Return Home". ”

Summer said, "That's right. Hey, why do you talk so much nonsense. Let's start singing?"

Xu Donghai said: "If you don't tune, how can I sing?"

Summer said: "You have a high level, after you start singing, I will follow, isn't it a joint singing!"

Xu Donghai said: "Okay, here we are - I only see vines and trees in the mountains, singing-"

The two sang together:

In the mountains, I saw vines wrapped around trees,

Where in the world do you see trees (ah) entwined vines;

If the green vine does not entangle the tree,

In vain, one spring (ah) and another spring.

Bamboo should be collected when you don't accept it (ah),

The bamboo shoots should be kept for you,

Hydrangea when you don't pick it up (咧),

Leave your hands empty (ah) to pick up sorrows.

Lianlian, we have been engaged for a hundred years (na);

Which ninety-seven years old died (yah),

However, I waited three years on the bridge (hey), and waited for three years.

After the song was sung, there was a round of applause from the audience.

Summer said to the audience: "Thank you for cheering! Hey, Lao Xu, I don't understand: is this applause for you or for me?"

Xu Donghai said: "Of course it's for me, my colleagues said yes?"

The audience said, "Yes!" There was another round of clamour.

Xia said anxiously: "Slowly, slowly! Ladies and gentlemen, friends, comrades! I have a suggestion, I will come up with a few very simple questions on the spot, if Lao Xu can answer it, this applause will be given to him; if he can't answer, the applause just now can be regarded as your encouragement to me, I thank you in advance!"

Xu Donghai said: "What tricks do you have, let the horse come!"

Xia said: "So many colleagues sang just now, you sang twice, can you tell what is bel canto and what is folk singing?"

Xu Donghai said: "I can't tell the difference. ”

Summer said, "I don't think you can tell the difference. So, how do you sing the easiest way to sing?"

Xu Donghai said: "Lip-synching." ”

Summer said, "That's right. Let me ask you again: what is the longest car in the world today?"

Xu Donghai said: "This still needs to be considered, the traffic jam is the longest. Friends, give me a round of applause!"

The audience burst into applause.

Summer said: "If you have two strokes, I will test you again: you have eaten osmanthus fish, lobster, elephant mussels, grouper, and treasure fish, right?"

Xu Donghai said proudly: "Of course!"

Summer said, "Then I ask you: What fish is the most unpalatable?"

Xu Donghai said: "Do you remember this: fried squid! Fried squid is the most unpalatable." ”

Summer said, "It's a bit of a level! You've grown so big, there's a question I haven't asked you all along." ”

Xu Donghai asked, "Do you have any messy questions that you haven't asked?"

Summer said, "What problems do you usually have the most discomfort with?"

Xu Donghai said: "Well, it's the most uncomfortable when you are separated from the leaders and subordinates. ”

Xia said: "You really dare to say that you see President Wang and President Chen are looking at you and getting angry!"

Xu Donghai said: "It's not you who teased!"

Summer said, "Okay, this mistake is mine." Hey, how beautiful are you wearing this dress,......"

Xu Donghai said proudly: "Of course, imported domestic famous brands!"

Summer asked, "What do you mean by an 'imported domestic' brand?"

Xu Donghai said: "The so-called import is through the Chinese customs, and the so-called domestic production is produced in China.

Xia said: "When you say this, I can guess a clue: what you are wearing on your body is probably something produced in Taiwan or Hong Kong, China. ”

Xu Donghai said: "What does it mean to 'hang on the body' and wear it. Look how beautiful my button is!"

"Yes," said Summer, "Speaking of buttons, do you know what is the heaviest and most attentive to yourself?"

Xu Donghai asked rhetorically, "What do you say?"

Summer said, "You don't understand, do you?"

After a round of applause from the audience, Summer said: "I'll tell you: kickbacks! The kickbacks are the heaviest and most heartfelt on your body, and they make you sleep badly." Are you right?"

Xu Donghai smiled and said, "It makes sense. ”

Summer said: "I'll ask you one more question, pay attention, friends: this question determines the applauderation: what sea is closest to your house?"

Xu Donghai said: "What sea is closest to my home?

Summer said, "No!"

Xu Donghai said: "If you talk about your hometown, it should be the Yellow Sea." ”

Summer said, "It's still not right. ”

Xu Donghai said: "By the way, in Shenzhen, it's Xiaomeisha." ”

Xia said: "Xiaomeisha is the sea! It's still not right, I can't remember it, right?"

Xu Donghai touched his head and said, "It's really hard for me?"

Xia said: "Friends: Let me tell you: Xu Donghai is the closest to his house! Thank you! Thank you for the applause of your friends!"

Once again, applause and laughter rang out.

Xia and Xu Donghai returned to their seats, only to see Wang Xianyao also walking drunk to the stage, picking up the microphone in his hand, stirring his stiff tongue and saying: "Comrades of the whole bank, today, our head office... Shen Rong, secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, came to us in person... Here, spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with us... For the festive season, we... Welcome Shen (ah) with warm applause... Secretary!ah..."

There was a round of applause. Shen Rong stood up and nodded to everyone. After he sat down, he said to Xia, "Several of your main cadres and President Wang have drunk too much. You see his tongue is hard, why do you drink so high?"

Xia said to Shen Rong: "I can understand President Wang's mood today, President Wang has spent more than a year, and it is not easy to open the situation of Hubei Branch, and on this occasion today, it is rare for him to have a good mood, so it is difficult to do 'stay half sober, leave half drunk'." It's time for President Wang to relax. ”

Shen Rong said distressedly: "This is really dazzling!"

After Wang Xianyao finished speaking, he invited Shen Rong to dance. At the same time, Wang Yang, Wang Hua, Bai Qiuju and other female comrades were encouraged to walk to the center of the stage, and after a while, the dance hall had a jumping atmosphere. Not only the young colleagues were waiting to dance and sing, but even the elderly Xu Aiqun and others were not convinced of the old, in response to the flickering lights and sound rhythms on the dance floor, twisting her bucket-like waist that was getting more and more fat, and turning around on the dance floor, making the two chest peaks of her upper body tremble and tremble, as if they would take the initiative to touch their dance partners.

That night, all the staff of the bank played in the old local restaurant until nearly 12 o'clock before they finished the show. The real one is:

There is no need to buy the breeze and the moon, and Yushan is not pushed by anyone. (To be continued.) )