Chapter 379: We Also Have a Chance
Fang Tao said: "Yes, since I am here, I must get the elixir I want, otherwise, we will not go back!"
The medicine god said: "There is no way to have a spirit pill, only kneel at my feet and pray to me, maybe you can save your life like this!"
Fang Tao snorted: "It's impossible to beg for you, I can't beg you in this life, a stinky old man like you who is perverse and self-righteous, if you dare not give me the elixir, I will destroy your Medicine God Valley like destroying your Ten Thousand Souls Great Array!"
The medicine god's eyes lit up and said, "Oh, you dare to scold me?"
Fang Tao said with a smile: "It's light to scold you!" You bastard old thing, you stopped alchemy for your own grievances, and deliberately set up this Great Array of Ten Thousand Spirits to embarrass all the immortal cultivators who go up the mountain to seek pills, you are really too narrow-minded!"
The Medicine God's eyes widened and he said in surprise, "Do you know why I want to set up this Ten Thousand Spirits Great Array?"
Fang Tao said with a smile: "Of course, is this difficult? You are an old immortal, hurry up and offer the elixir, and I will spare you, otherwise, I will kill the saber-toothed tiger that you feed me!"
The God of Medicine looked at Fang Tao, nodded his head, and said with a smile: "Interesting, interesting, you little brat, it's so funny! No one dares to scold me for so many years, and when I was scolded by you today, my whole body suddenly felt so comfortable!"
This made Fang Tao stunned, this old guy is really a monster!
In this world, there are people who like to be scolded by others?
The more he scolded, the more comfortable he became.
An An frowned and said, "Husband, do you really know that my master and her old man have a holiday with the predecessors of the God of Medicine?"
Fang Tao smiled: "Of course, this is not difficult!"
The God of Medicine sighed at this time and said, "That's right, in fact, the reason why I asked the Dharma King to set up this Great Array of Ten Thousand Spirits is that I don't want to sell the elixir to those immortal cultivators, because I am cold." ”
Anxin said: "Senior, my master, but a good person, it seems that your misunderstanding of her is quite deep." "Misunderstanding? This is something that everyone in the world understands, so why misunderstand!"
The Medicine God stared at Anxin with wide eyes, and shouted, "Girl, do you know who was the same name as Han Wuxian back then? It's my old man! And the Dharma King!"
"His Holiness and I are loyal to Ye Luoxi, and we are infatuated, until now, we have not been married, let alone loved any woman again!"
"Why, because in our hearts, we only have Ye Luoxi, the number one beauty in the immortal cultivation world at that time!"
"At that time, we were all the three well-known beautiful men in the world of cultivating immortals! Especially I was the most handsome! Hehe, you don't know, right? I and the Dharma King both loved the dead leaves, we didn't even compete for the heavenly list for her, I also made alchemy for her, and the Dharma King set up all kinds of big arrays for her, we gave up seizing the heavenly list, giving up the future of becoming an immortal, everything was just to make her happy!"
"However, she didn't even choose any of the two of us, and our efforts were all jokes in her eyes! She finally chose the ruthless Han Wuxie! She was especially a junior for someone else! You must know that in addition to Han Wuxie's two wives, the top ten beauties in the immortal cultivation world are all his mistresses!"
"But although Ye Luoxi knew that Han Wuxian had so many women, she still threw herself into Han Wuxie's arms and was willing to sacrifice for Han Wuxie, and even her own cultivation was sucked dry by Han Wuxie!"
"We are two handsome guys, or the best virgins, she actually can't look down on her, but she wants to choose the most shameless and vicious scumbag in the world, and ignore the sincerity of the two of us, you say, we don't hate her, who do we hate?"
"Our youth is wasted on Ye Luoxi's body, you say, we don't hate her, who do we hate?"
"It's really funny, such a woman is so embarrassed to come to my Medicine God Valley to ask for pills? It's really funny, as if my Medicine God won't be angry!"
"Besides, after so many years, she has long been old, and she is no longer the graceful and graceful number one beauty in the immortal cultivation world back then!
After listening to Anxin, he was silent, so it is so, no wonder this medicine god predecessor is so angry.
Fang Tao said: "Senior, but that's a matter between you and Ye Luoxi's senior, besides, the Ye Sect Master also has his own choice, you can't just blame others!"
The medicine god yin and yang smiled weirdly: "You said well, but, I don't like her very much now, how about it?" But for the sake of you just scolding me so comfortably, I will give you another chance, if you are willing to scold Ye Luoxi, or that sentence, I will give you all the elixirs in my Medicine God Valley." ”
Anxin looked at Fang Tao and said softly: "Husband, this medicine god is really too stubborn and extreme, it seems that we have to use the last method." ”
Fang Tao said: "The so-called deep hatred of love, it seems that there is only that." ”
The medicine god looked at Fang Tao with a smile and said, "Little brat, the immortal cultivators who came to ask me for the elixir before all called me grandpa, and gave me beautiful women, money, or something, I really hate it to death." ”
"My god of medicine, like a person who is short of money? They give me beautiful women, they think they are beautiful, but they don't know that even the women I have taken in my heart are not comparable to a finger. ”
"So, they all died in the end, not to mention the elixir, none of the spirit farts smelled a single one!"
"So, little brat, I'm very comfortable with what you're scolding, I'm giving you this opportunity, you have to fight for it!
"Come on, follow me: Ye Luoxi has eyes and no beads! Ye Luoxi is a big fool!"
As he spoke, the old man twisted his waist.
Actually, let's say that he is an old man, a little bit of that, he is actually on par with Ye Luoxi, at most Ye Luoxi is only a few years old, and he is only in his forties.
However, what he said, especially his own appearance, looked like that of an old man of seventy or eighty years old, extremely sloppy, and the clothes on his body seemed as if he had not been washed in twenty years, and as if he had not bathed in more than twenty years.
Anxin is not a violent temper, but she has a strong temper, and she respects her master so much, even if she asks for a pill for her sweetheart, she will not agree to the rude request of the medicine god.
I thought that Fang Tao would be the same as himself, but Fang Tao looked at the God of Medicine and smiled: "Okay, God of Medicine, I'll read it to you!"
When the medicine god heard this, he nodded, touched his beard, and said with a smile: "Good boy, the one who knows the times is Junjie, that's right! Come, follow the old handsome guy and me, read! Ye Luoxi has eyes without beads! Ye Luoxi is a big fool!"
An An glared at Fang Tao, Fang Tao ignored An An and said with a smile: "The God of Medicine is a careful eye, and the God of Medicine is a big bastard!"
An An frowned his beautiful eyes and glared at Fang Tao angrily, but after hearing it, how could this be wrong? Suddenly he covered his mouth and smiled, and the disciples of the Medicine God Valley in the main hall also covered their mouths and snickered.
"Hahaha, good ......"
The god of medicine was also laughing, but the smile froze on his face, and he frowned: "Stinky boy, what did you just read?
Fang Tao smiled: "Okay, then I'll read it again! The God of Medicine is a careful eye! The God of Medicine is a big bastard!"
"What!"
The medicine god finally heard it clearly this time, and said, "You, you little villain, you are really necrotic...... Hahaha, but I like it!"
He took a step forward, and said mysteriously to Fang Tao: "Good boy, do you know? Those who came to ask for pills, who followed me, were all killed by me. Do you know why?"
Fang Tao smiled and said nothing.
The god of medicine smiled and said: "That's because Ye Luoxi is the woman in my heart, even if I want to scold, only I can scold! No matter who anyone else is, if they dare to scold my woman, they are looking for death!"
"Even if I hate her, whoever dares to scold her will have to die! Hehe, good boy, I am discovering more and more that you really have an appetite for me! Could it be that the elixir of my Medicine God Valley, this time, finally has a chance to give it away?"
Fang Tao was stunned for a moment, and then scolded with a smile: "You old thing, what a big bastard!"
But at this time, the two gatekeepers of the Medicine God Valley rushed over one after the other, came to the front of Fang Tao, and knelt down.
The God of Medicine was extremely surprised, and everyone in the Valley of the God of Medicine was extremely surprised.
"You two bastards, how many things have I taught you, none of you have ever knelt down for me, none of you have ever been so religious, are you crazy now? He, but the person who broke into my Medicine God Valley is also the little villain who destroyed my Medicine God Valley's Ten Thousand Souls Great Array!"
The two gatekeepers looked at Fang Tao, ignoring the roar of the medicine god.
"You're really enough! It's not just those two brutes who don't listen to me, but now even the two of you don't listen to me? Have you forgotten who taught you your cultivation?"
"Believe it or not, I'm kicking your chrysanthemums?" The fat man among the gatekeepers said coldly: "Your cultivation, in front of the Chosen God, is a spicy chicken!"
The thin and tall man among the gatekeepers said: "The cultivation you teach, in front of the Chosen One, is not as good as spicy chicken!"
The medicine god was so angry that the corners of his mouth pulled a few meters to the sides, and roared, "What!"
The gatekeeper no longer paid attention to the medicine god, and suddenly kowtowed to Fang Tao.
"Lord the Chosen One, thank you for turning us into a piece of grass! It was you who opened our eyes and let us finally know that this immortal cultivation realm actually has the power of the art of change! You are now the only awesome existence in the immortal cultivation realm!"
"Lord the Chosen One! We have been working hard to fly to heaven all our lives! However, most people cannot go to heaven at all! Heaven is like a mirror for us, we can't see it but can't touch it!"
"But you turned us into a piece of grass and let us experience it for ourselves, and we finally believed that there is an eternal-changing technique in the heavens! This makes us believe even more that we also have the opportunity to become an ever-changing power, and from now on, we must work harder to cultivate!"
An Xin and Fang Tao were extremely surprised, didn't they turn them into a piece of grass, why did they automatically turn back?
Could it be that my cultivation is not at home, and it will not take long for them to change back......
An Xin asked Fang Tao in a heart: Husband, is this technique of not changing related to cultivation?
Fang Tao: I'm also depressed!
The gatekeeper's words made the medicine god's mouth open wide and his eyes wide!
The disciples of the Medicine God Valley in the main hall have also been listening! At this moment, they all rushed out, and there were almost three thousand people.
The God of Medicine was almost squeezed away by them!
I almost got trampled flat!
Fortunately, these junior disciples and apprentices gave him the last shred of face, and they didn't do that.