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Suddenly, the splendid Jiangnan was pitch black.

Tao Xuan, who was sighing, suddenly saw a huge Buddha shadow, reflected on the wall, walking slowly towards him.

Seeing this scene, Tao Xuan and the actress were all frightened, and looked at the Buddha shadow on the wall in horror.

Wang Hao held the projector's spotlight in his hand, pinched the voice, and said in the voice of the Buddha in Journey to the West: "Amitabha, this seat has just appeared, and you have seen such dirty things, evil obstacles, what should you be guilty of?"

The richer the person, the more superstitious he becomes.

Tao Xuan is naturally not exempt from vulgarity, otherwise, he would not have spent hundreds of millions of yuan to invite this bronze jade Buddha home.

But I never expected that because of my own negligence, I neglected the Buddha and attracted the wrath of the other party!

Thinking of this, Tao Xuan didn't even bother to put on clothes, so he directly fell to his knees with a thud: "The Buddha forgives the sin, the disciple just made an unintentional mistake, don't dare next time, don't dare again!"

Seeing that he had really frightened Tao Xuan, Wang Hao felt a burst of secret joy in his heart, and continued to pretend: "Evil obstacles, why don't you hurry up and transfer the true body of the deity to the balcony to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon and purify the filthy qi!"

Tao Xuan has been so frightened that he has no master, where do he dare to say a word of nonsense, kowtowing like pounding garlic.

Just as he was about to invite the Bronze Jade Buddha, Wang Hao's voice sounded again.

"Wait, your hands are already stained, let the benefactor send it!"

"Okay, okay, okay, I got it!"

After speaking, Tao Xuan turned to the actress and scolded: "The Buddha asked you to invite his real body to the balcony!"

The actress was also so frightened that the six gods had no master, and said hesitantly: "Okay, I'll get dressed first." ”

Tao Xuan saw that the actress was still grinding, and couldn't help but be furious, and shouted: "Don't wear clothes, snub the Buddha, don't talk about the female number one, I won't play the dragon set for you!"

The actress was frightened, and the light was blind, and she couldn't find where her clothes were, so she went naked and went to invite Qingtong Jade Buddha.

Wang Hao was worried that the other party would see him, so he was like an angry King Kong, and roared in a low voice: "Bow your head and close your eyes!"

The actress and Tao Xuan instinctively lowered their heads and obediently closed their eyes.

When Wang Hao saw that the bronze and white jade Buddha was in his hands, he didn't dare to stay any longer, and said: "The God of the West invited me to be a guest in the Garden of Eden, and this seat left first, so that you can do more good deeds for yourself!"

Tao Xuan saw that the Buddha finally appeared once, so he pleaded cheekily: "Buddha, the disciples have something to ask for, and I hope that the Buddha will guide him!"

Wang Hao glanced into the room, just in time to see Tao Xuan's languishing little friend, and said casually: "Okay, the deity will send you a seven-character mantra, Ruan Xiaoer, Shi Jin, Wu Yong!"

"You have to recite these seven words in your heart a hundred times before you can comprehend the true meaning. Remember to meditate with your heart, and don't open your eyes!"

Tao Xuan nodded again and again like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, yes, yes, disciple keep it in mind!"

After speaking, he was like a monk chanting scriptures, and the gods began to chant and chatter.

"Ruan Xiaoer, Shi Jin, Wu Yong. Ruan Xiaoer, Shi Jin, Wu Yong. Ruan Xiaoer, Shi Jin, Wu Yong...... Aren't these three people all Liangshan heroes in the Water Margin?"

"What does the Buddha mean when he tells me the names of the three people? These three people are all Tiangangxing, Ruan Xiaoer is the general of the navy, Shi Jin is the general of the Ma army, and Wu Yong is the first army division of Liangshan. The three of them are both civil and military, and the Buddha is hinting to me, is there a noble person to help me?"

Thinking that he would soon have the help of nobles who were both civil and military, Tao Xuan seemed very happy, and hurriedly kowtowed to the west three times in a row.

Just when Tao Xuan racked his brains to think of these three names, the actress was also thinking.

It's just that she is a little big-chested and brainless, and she doesn't think as deeply as Tao Xuan.

Ruan Xiaoer, Shi Jin, Wu Yong. Isn't this a hint that Tao Xuan's little friend is soft and small, no matter how hard he tries, it's useless?

Thinking of Tao Xuan's performance when rolling the sheets just now, the actress was even more convinced of her guess. The Buddha deserves to be the Buddha, and even this can be seen, and it is not possible to accept it. It seems that another day, I will have to go to the temple to offer incense and worship the Buddha!

At the same time, Wang Hao had already returned to Xin Xiaowan's residence with the bronze and white jade Buddha in his hand.

At this time, the charity ball had ended, and Xin Xiaowan was sitting alone in the room, sulking Wang Hao!

"Xiaowan, open the door!"

Xin Xiaowan heard that it was Wang Hao's voice, and she was extremely excited. When he was about to open the door, he felt that he was like this, and he was really a little cheap, so he hummed angrily: "Hmph, Xiaowan is not here, she is dead!"

Wang Hao was stunned when he heard this, and he didn't know what kind of nerve Xin Xiaowan was making. Could it be that the eldest aunt is here?

No, when she was hey hey last night, didn't she say that she was still in the safe period?

Suddenly, Wang Hao seemed to understand the joints, deliberately cleared his throat, and said, "Amitabha, the deity has just returned from God's Garden of Eden, and you are the female benefactor!"

"Surpass your sister, Wang Hao, you bastard, curse me to die early, right?" Hearing Wang Hao's words, Xin Xiaowan casually pulled open the door.

Just when she was about to hit Wang Hao, she suddenly saw Wang Hao holding a bronze and white jade Buddha in her arms, and her eyes couldn't help but widen.

"Didn't this Jade Buddha be invited away by Tao Xuan, why did it come to you?"

Wang Hao glanced around, and when he saw that no one was following, he closed the door casually and said mysteriously: "If I say that this is given to me by Tao Dashao, do you believe it?"

Xin Xiaowan glanced at Wang Hao, and said angrily: "Cut, burn the newspaper in front of the grave, you fool the ghost!"

Wang Hao smiled, put the bronze white jade Buddha on the coffee table, and began to fiddle up and down.

The base of the bronze white jade Buddha is made of high-grade white marble, and the surrounding area is round and smooth, without any flaws, which can be described as ingenious.

Wang Hao picked it up and shook it gently, putting it to his ear to listen.

There was a slight sound coming from inside, but if you didn't listen carefully, you wouldn't hear it at all.

Wang Hao held his breath quietly, his pupils contracted slightly, opened his perspective eyes, and stared at the bronze and white jade Buddha.

The scene that caught his eye surprised him.

Sure enough, there is something else!

When Xin Xiaowan saw Wang Hao coming in, she mysteriously fiddled with the bronze and white jade Buddha, her big eyes widened, and she asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

Wang Hao didn't answer, but glanced at Xin Xiaowan and said, "Lend me one of your hair!"

Xin Xiaowan was stunned when she heard this, and asked suspiciously, "Do you want dry hair?"

Wang Hao smiled slightly and said, "Give you a magic trick!"

"Cut, can you still do magic?" Xin Xiaowan was skeptical, pulled out a green silk and handed it to Wang Hao.

She stepped forward and looked at Wang Hao with wide eyes. Obviously, expecting his magic.

(To be continued.) )