Chapter 28: Words Don't Mean Anything
"Wow, the love is back, how about it, the scenery by the sea is good, right?" As soon as Tang Dou and the two stepped into the door, the girls surrounded them and said chattering.
"Talking about your size, who will fall in love with him? A man who doesn't understand amorous feelings, who likes such a person, is bad luck for eight lifetimes!"
Tang Dou was speechless, why didn't he understand the customs, but he was also a person who was rich in five pieces and only eight years high, so why didn't he understand the customs.
"Sister Ying, next time you bring me, I will never talk nonsense, except for a few of our sisters, there will never be a second person who knows!" An Ran said playfully.
"Don't run, stop!"
A few women went to cook, and Tang Dou also came to the pond and looked at the fish swimming back and forth inside, which were all the fruits of his hard-earned labor, no wonder people said that the working people were the loveliest.
"Ding, once a month, the gift package arrives, do you want to open it?" A familiar voice sounded in Tang Dou's mind, and before he knew it, another month had passed.
"Open it!" For this system, Tang Dou has no hope, if there is after-sales service, Tang Dou will give it a bad review 100%, and it will be accompanied by a bad review of 10,000 words.
"Open Bundle ......"
After a long time, Tang Dou didn't hear what was in the gift package, nor did he receive the gift package from the system, could it be that there was a problem with the express delivery, or that he didn't choose the right logistics.
"System, are you still there?" Tang Dou asked tentatively.
"The system program crashes, the self-healing function is initiated, the repair time is one month, and the system cannot run during this period!"
", you play with me, don't collapse sooner or later, but collapse at this time, this high-tech thing is also unreliable, anyway, I am also a gift package opportunity, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is also meat quack, our family is still counting on the gift package to live, you swallowed it for me like this? Believe it or not, I complained about you?" Tang Dou said dissatisfiedly.
"The reason for the system crash is caused by the gift package extracted by the host, no wonder the system. ”
"I'll go, you, you still want to rely on me, you're a high-tech thing, you have a half-dime relationship with me? Hurry up and compensate me for my gift bag, or I'll sue you." "Tang Dou is not happy, this stupid fork system, he collapsed, and blamed his head, I want him to carry this black pot by himself, and there is no door.
"Get the gift package, the loyalty of the Japanese people!"
"What's the matter? The loyalty of the Japanese people, are you here to be funny, although the Japanese people are not a thing, there are hundreds of millions of subjects, you are a small system is a bird, and the loyalty of the Japanese people, if you have this ability, let the Japanese people be loyal to my Great Huaxia Kingdom, I will be a cow and a horse for you!"
Tang Dou was amused by the system, the world knows the urine nature of the Japanese people, they are only loyal to his heaven and emperor, loyal to their martial arts and scholars, and even their big brother will pit from time to time, without the slightest consciousness of being a dog, making them loyal to their own small Chinese peasants, it is simply a pipe dream.
"Host, according to your words, you are simply brain-blowing, you have only gained the loyalty of two Japanese people, and at your current level, you still want to rule the Japanese people?" the system said disdainfully.
"Look down on people, what's wrong with me, can't the little farmer have a dream, tell you, my dream is that one day I, anyway, I have a big goal, one day I will make my dream come true!"
"Yes, you have a big dream, who doesn't know that your dream is to save the women of the Japanese country from the dire situation, this dream is really ambitious, come on, boy, one day, your dream will come true. ”
"Damn, you don't slap people in the face, you don't expose people's shortcomings, don't you understand this etiquette? You have no friends like you. ”
"The system doesn't need friends!"
"Why don't you need friends, you see, there are friends from afar, it's very happy, you say that there is a friend, especially a bosom friend, what a happy thing it should be, a life without friends, that is a lonely life, a boring life. ”
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"Hey, where are the dead, you haven't told me yet, where are those two guys, and when are they coming?"
"It's rude, you won't say goodbye, you're destined to have no friends!"
"Snort!" Tang Dou sat down, carefully recalling the conversation with the system, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, and when he understood, he couldn't help but be scared of a cold sweat, Nima, this system is the rhythm of becoming a refinement, even his great dreams are known, and the tone and style of the system's speech, which is completely no different from an adult.
"Could it be ......" The more Tang Dou thought about it, the more he felt that his back was cold, as if there was a pair of invisible eyes staring at him, which could show him a fine light, and there was no secret left.
"Knock~Knock~Knock~" Just as Tang Dou was in reverie, a knock sounded outside the courtyard gate.
"Who?"
"Is anyone there?" (Chinese)"
"I'll go, there are savages?" Tang Dou hurriedly returned to the house, took out his own Sun Shooting Divine Bow (a small wooden bow made by himself, with average shooting ability), and cautiously walked towards the courtyard door.
"Doudou, what's wrong, who's knocking on the door outside?" Zhao Ying came out of the kitchen, shook the water droplets on her hand, and asked Tang Dou.
"Shhh, Sister Ying, it seems to be a wild man, you guys hurry up and hide, I'll take a look. Tang Dou whispered to Zhao Ying, and then put the arrow on the bow and arrow, aimed at the courtyard gate, as long as the courtyard gate was knocked open, he would shoot the arrow in his hand as soon as possible.
"Savages, no, there don't seem to be savages living here, I seem to have heard the voices of the Wa people just now. Zhao Ying asked with some disbelieving.
"Sister Ying, do you know the Chinese?" Tang Dou seemed to think of something.
"Yes, look at my sister, to tell you the truth, my sister's second foreign language is Chinese. ”
"Amazing, worthy of being a scholar, then you ask the outside in Chinese, whether it is a Chinese person." Tang Dou gave her a thumbs up, the level of a scholar is different, how can she be like a scumbag, except for the world-level language of flax, she doesn't know anything else.
"What am I asking, I'm not sure that the people outside are the Japanese people, if they are not the Japanese people, wouldn't they lure the wolf into the house?"
"Sister Ying, even if it's a Japanese national, it's a wolf into the room, no, it's a white-eyed wolf, or a dog that can't be fed, but with me, even if it's a Japanese national, it can only be enough, and it will never become a wolf, so just ask a few words." Tang Dou turned around and said with a smile.
"And I asked?"
"Well, you ask?"
"Who are you and what are you doing here Chinese?"
"How about this, is this okay?" Zhao Ying whispered.
"Sister Ying, that's good, will you say flax?"
"Looking for a fight, isn't it?" Zhao Ying blushed shamefully, as an adult and studying Chinese, she must know what this word means.
"Is the master at home?" (Chinese)" After about a minute, an answer came from outside.
"Say what?"
"He asked if the master was at home?"
"You say you're the master!"
"I'm the master here, is there anything wrong with you Chinese?"
"Sister Ying, what did he say?" After a long time, he didn't hear the translator give a translation, Tang Dou couldn't help asking.
"He didn't say anything!" Zhao Ying was also confused, logically speaking, her Chinese is at an advanced level, it should be impossible to translate it wrong, she sorted it out again, and made sure it was not her fault.
"Rub, I've been deceived, I'll settle accounts with him!" Tang Dou rushed over in a few steps, opened the courtyard door, the scene outside the door startled him, two sloppy people sat at the door, it was obvious that it was a man and a woman, I don't know how long I hadn't taken a bath, it looked like it could make people nauseous and vomit instantly, the two heard the sound of the door, and turned their eyes to Tang Dou.
"Master, have you finally seen you Chinese?" said the man who got up and pulled Tang Dou's trouser leg.
"Sister Ying, what did he say?" Tang Dou turned his head helplessly and asked Zhao Yingdao, this system is too, I don't know that there are two guys who can speak Huaxia, this exchange is simply a hard injury, the moment Tang Dou saw the two of them, he knew that this should be the so-called gift package of the system.
"He said you were his master, and he had finally seen you! What is your relationship, and why do I feel a little estranged?"
"You ask him, I don't know!" Of course Tang Dou didn't know, these two were sent by the system, and the ghost knows which world they were.