Chapter 287: The Ghost Who Eats Water, The Mouth That Deceives

As soon as Yu Mu spoke, the man stretched out the pu fan and said in a low voice, "Needless to say, I understand, I understand very well." ”

Seeing that he looked like he knew it there, I didn't know what he understood.

"I have long seen that you are not an ordinary person, let's say, how long do you want to stay in the Netherworld?" Lao Shui said with a smile.

In his eyes, Yu Mu must be a person who "has a relationship" with a ghost, so that he can change his body shape at will, since he has a relationship with a "ghost", he must be very eager to go to the underworld, and this business must be stable.

"How long will you stay?" Lao Shui, I don't know what kind of place the Netherworld you are talking about?" asked Yu Mu tentatively.

"Eh, I don't know about the Netherworld, don't be funny, even three-year-old children know about it all over the street, don't you know?" asked Lao Shui with a frown.

"It's just a legend, how many can believe it?" Yu Mu waved his hand, smiled and shook his head, "It's just a deception to children." ”

"If someone else says this, it's understandable, after all, it's a layman, how dare you say that?" Lao Shui deliberately lowered his voice and reminded, "You have already had contact with ghosts, you will be targeted, if you talk nonsense, be careful of your life." ”

Seeing that he said it decently, Yu Mu thought to himself that the acting skills of the liars in the ghost world were okay, and he had to watch the "charlatan acting competition".

However, looking at this old water, it seems that he is really a bit of a doorway, Yu Mu plans to set his words to see how true and false his mouth is.

Yu Mu glanced at his broken tea bowl, stood up and said casually, "I know you sell herbal tea, you said that you came to this kind of place to sell herbal tea, can you sell it?"

"Do you know what I'm doing?"

Yu Mu looked at him as a seller of herbal tea, but his lips were bursting, thinking that this tea was really not good, it was estimated that it was not as good as that of the teahouse.

"No, farewell. Yu Mu saw that he was happy there, and he arched his hand and walked downstairs.

"Why did you go?" Lao Shui saw that the deal in hand was about to run, and hurriedly chased after him.

"Little Er, don't look for it!"

Yu Mu found Fallen Heaven and took some knife coins, threw them to Xiao Er, and left the inn without looking back.

Behind him, Lao Shui finally found a "rich man" who had a play to buy tea, where could he let it go, lame, and chattered vigorously behind Yu Mu.

"I'm not self-sustaining, but it's true that in this Xudu, I am the only one who has the ability to open the gate of the underworld and send the living there, and I am the only one who ......."

Ahead, Yu Mu suddenly stopped and asked Lao Shui behind him, "What's the only one for you?"

"I didn't ...... It's nothing......" Lao Shui didn't know what to say for a while, and was a little speechless.

"Nothing, forget it. ”

Seeing that Yu Mu was about to leave again, Lao Shui hurriedly shouted, "I'...... Not only can I send the living in, but I can also fish out the dead!"

Scoop out the dead?

Hearing this, Yu Mu stopped again.

"Wood, you don't really believe the words of such a sloppy, disgusting, and lustful charlatan, do you?" said Fallen Heaven with disgust, not wanting to look at it more.

She even felt that looking at the old water too much would pollute her cloud pool.

"If I believe him, then I am a melon. Yu Mu smiled secretly.

"Eh, tell me, where is it not to talk, why are you running so far?" Lao Shui shook his fan, walked to Yu Mu, saw that he had reached the mire in front of him, shook his head and complained, "Look at it, they have all run to the yellow mud swamp, is this a place to talk about things? Let's go, I know a secluded place where no one is around, especially suitable for talking about 'big business'." ”

"Selling herbal tea is big business?"

"Herbal tea, this is not an ordinary herbal tea, this herbal tea can separate people's souls, and after my guidance, they can go directly to the underworld!" said Lao Shui flickered.

Conjured up two chairs and a tea table, Yu Mu took the teapot and poured a bowl of tea, frowned slightly and asked, "The soul is out of the body, isn't that killing people? When the time comes, no one can tell whether it is dead or alive, isn't it?"

"If you are talking about 'soul leaving the body', it means that the body has been destroyed, the soul has no support, and it has entered the netherworld to reincarnate; what I am talking about 'soul leaving the body' means that the body is not damaged, and the soul temporarily leaves the body with the support of the spiritual medium. Lao Shui explained clearly.

"You're talking about a medium?"

"It's this herbal tea!" Lao Shui held the empty bowl and pointed to the tea bag on his waist triumphantly.

"Herbal tea...... Is it a spirit medium?" Yu Mu deliberately leaned in front of Lao Shui's eyes, pretending to be curious.

"Yes, very much!"

"To you melon peel, when I'm stupid, what kind of spiritual medium is a bowl of herbal tea, why don't you say that your pu fan is a banana fan?"

Seeing that Yumu didn't believe it, Lao Shui sighed, patted his thigh and scolded, "The ancestor should have given this herbal tea a good name, you see Meng Po, a bowl of soup in his hand, and he made his own 'Meng Po soup', the world knows it, how loud is that signboard?"

"You can also name this herbal tea, how about calling it 'Old Water Herbal Tea'?" Yu Mu couldn't help but laugh as soon as he said it.

"Laoshui Herbal Tea", this name not only does not have the mystery of "Meng Po Soup", but also has a local flavor, and it is the name of a small teahouse when you hear it.

"Okay, don't make fun of me, can we talk about this herbal tea business?" Lao Shui saw that Yu Mu had never mentioned buying tea, and he was a little anxious.

"Make an offer. Yu Mu said briskly.

Lao Shui saw that this was not the breath of the rich man, and hurriedly raised three fingers.

"Three Knife Coins?"

Lao Shui chuckled and shook his head.

"Thirty?"

Lao Shui shook his head again.

"Three hundred?"

Lao Shui squinted his eyes and shook his fingers, and said seriously, "Three thousand knife coins." ”

"Fallen sky, do you have so much money?"

"No! This product is a robbery, you really want to buy it!" Falling Sky patted the water in the cloud pool, looked unhappy, pouted and scolded, "Those knife coins are all I worked hard to pick up, open your mouth to ask for three thousand, let him die, die far away!"

To be honest, this herbal tea, Yu Mu really wants to buy it and taste it, but what can he do if he doesn't give money to the account?

"Cheaper?" Yu Mu gave Lao Shui a look.

"Open...... What are you kidding? This money is for the ghost, it's not good to miss a point, if you like to buy it, you can buy it, and if you don't buy it, you will pull it down!" Lao Shui saw that Yu Mu really wanted to buy it, and he deliberately got up and was about to leave.

"Shadow show. ”

"Commander. ”

"Mo Xie. ”

"Fish intestines. ”

"Chunjun. ”

Four swords fell from the sky and stuck beside Lao Shui.

Four of these five swords are "Seven Sins of Ghost Weapons", Lao Shui knows no matter how blind his eyes are, so he hurriedly sat back in his seat and said tremblingly, "This, in fact, acquaintance is fate, and it's no problem to get two thousand......"

"Two thousand?"

As Yu Mu spoke, several swords let out a slight whisper, and Lao Shui hurriedly changed his words, "No...... I mean it's okay for me to give two thousand......"

"Three thousand dollars. ”

"Three thousand knife coins?!" Lao Shui's eyes widened like copper bells, thinking to himself, isn't this a Ming robbery? Even if Liangcheng doesn't want money, then the "soul scattering" will cost fifty knife coins, doesn't it take half a day to make a loss-making deal?

Lao Shui is called a pain in the flesh, looking at the knife on the left and the puddle of mud on the right, he thought that life is still important.

He handed over the tea bowl and tea bag, and muttered with a bitter face, "Find a place where no one is around, drink it, and after half an hour, the soul will leave the body and float to the 'Bull Head and Horse Face', and you can enter the Netherworld." ”

"Where's the money?" Yu Mu took the tea bag and raised his eyebrows.

"What money?" Lao Shui thought to himself, the tea was given to you, why do you still need money?

"Didn't you say okay, give me a bowl of herbal tea and three thousand dollars?" Yu Mu crossed his legs on the table and walked down comfortably.

"My old water is in the ghost world, I have never seen you so arrogant! If you eat white food and rob, it's too inhuman!" Lao Shui was also anxious, and slapped the table and shouted.

Yu Mu snapped his fingers, and the shadow show instantly transformed into dozens of fast knives, floating beside Lao Shui.

"Maybe I'm not really a 'human' here!"

Looking at his evil smile, Lao Shui's heart was furious, no matter how he said it, he was also half a "ghost" of the netherworld, and he felt ashamed to be intimidated like this by a young man.

As soon as the bag on his waist was thrown, Lao Shui snorted and stammered, "Three thousand knife coins, a lot of money." ”

Yu Mu didn't bother to count, so he picked out a few from it and threw them to Lao Shui.

"Reward, take it. ”

Lao Shui almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of blood, and he wanted to take Lao Tzu's money to reward Lao Tzu, what a bad taste!

However, after a little bit of calculation, Lao Shui pulled his head, took a few knife coins, pinned them to his waist, and asked helplessly, "Is there anything else?"

Yu Mu accepted the sword and gave Lao Shui a smiling face, "It's gone, I'll invite you to tea when I'm free." ”

Lao Shui thought to himself that he would forget it in this life, and never meet again, it would be too unlucky.

didn't make any money, and let the family knock a penny, Lao Shui really didn't feel good in his heart, and planned to find fun to relax.

Next to the quagmire, Yu Mu collected the knife coin, looked around, and asked the fallen sky, "What kind of place do you say is safer?"

"What's the matter? are you going to find a place to hide a small treasury?" Fallen Heaven expressed deep contempt for Yu Mu's shameless blackmail, and he didn't bother to open his eyes when he spoke.

"What kind of small treasury to hide, can't you find a place to hide your body, if you come back and are eaten by wild beasts, where will I cry?" Yu Mu said helplessly.

Such an unfamiliar place, if you don't know where to insure.

"Ask me that kind of question!" said the ghost crow in the Divine Consciousness Space, flickering its wings.

"You've been here?"

"I've never been here, but I know a place that's absolutely safe. ”

"Don't sell it, hurry up. Yu Mu urged.

"Mountain ghost cave. ”

The ghost cave mentioned by the ghost crow is a place where demons roam, and there are few people.

"Mountain Ghost Cave, are you sure that my corpse body will not be dismantled by the demon spirit?" Yu Mu asked with a twitch of the corners of his mouth.

"It's the right place. Fallen Heaven thought for a moment and nodded, "Demon spirits have no body, they won't cause any harm to your body, and they have no interest in doing anything to your body. ”

Yu Mu thought about it, so he went up the mountain according to the guidance of the ghost crow.

There are many caves on the mountain, most of them are inhabited by some strange beasts, and only on the most precipitous cliffs there are mountain ghost caves.

After searching for a long time, I found a small mountain ghost cave.

As soon as Yu Mu entered, he felt a burst of soul fluctuations, and many weak demon spirits went in and out here, but he didn't take Yu Mu seriously.

By the light of the fire, Yumu walked to the innermost, it was very quiet, and the stone cracks above his head were also ventilated, it was indeed a suitable place to hide.

To be on the safe side, he decided to find a few more bodyguards.

As soon as his mind moved, the dragon beard tiger and a few little maids came to his side.

Fallen Heaven knows that the dragon bearded tiger lives in the divine consciousness space, but he doesn't know where these little maids came from.

"Yes, you still know that Jinya Zangjiao, even I didn't know you had so many spare tires. "When the fallen sky spoke, the air was sour.

"This is the dryad of the Six Old Forests, their sixth lady entrusted me to take care of them, so I have been letting them stay in the divine consciousness space, and they usually water the flowers in the back mountain or something. Yumu explained.

Falling Sky rolled his eyes, nodded, and coped, "Whatever you say is what it is." ”

Leaving the matter of taking care of the body to the dragon beard tiger and a few tree demons, Yu Mu made herbal tea and drank it all.

This herbal tea doesn't look very good, but it tastes good, and it seems to have a bit of an effect on removing fire.

After drinking the herbal tea, Yu Mu laid an enchantment around him and left plenty of food for the dragon and the tiger.

Everything is ready, and this is how to freeze yourself.

After a while, Yumu felt his consciousness gradually detach from his body and float into the air.

"Is this the state of the soul?"

"It's not the first time you've had an out-of-body experience, what's all the fuss?"

When Yu Mu heard this voice, he was startled, and when he turned around, he saw that it was indeed a fallen sky.

"What's your situation, why did you come out too?"

"How do I know, I'm afraid that this herbal tea is too strong, and it directly dragged me out of the divine consciousness space. Falling Tian spread his hands and said helplessly.

She was comfortable soaking in the bath, and she was pulled out forcefully, and she had to go to see those cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, and she was really heartbroken.

Falling Sky snapped his fingers, conjured a pair of wings behind Yu Mu, and said with a pout, "I can tell you in advance, if you can really enter the Netherworld, you will be responsible for talking, dealing with, and fighting." ”

"Then what are you doing?" asked Yumu.

"Me?" said Fallen, tilting his head and smirking, "Can I promise not to spit on you?"

"Can ......"

From these words, Yu Mu already knew how resistant the fallen heavens were to those "ghosts".

He also instructed a few dragons and tigers on one side, and Yu Mu and Fallen Heaven left the mountain ghost cave.

The two men returned to their previous town and dangled in front of small traders, passers-by, and tourists, only to find that they could no longer see themselves.

Falling into the sky played, he walked towards the roadside stall, and just wanted to secretly take a candy man, but found that he couldn't pick it up at all.

"Let's go back and eat, get down to business first. Yu Mu glanced at the "Bull Head Horse Face".

As soon as Fallen Sky thought of those two "perverts", he was sick to his stomach, took Yu Mu's arm, and walked forward with his head down.

"Isn't that okay?" said Yumu embarrassedly.

"If you say so much, I'll go back, I've already made a great sacrifice, okay?" snorted Fallen Sky.

Let the fallen sky run around the world, and it may not be possible to poke out any baskets, Yu Mu simply didn't say more.

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