Chapter 367: Poetry and Poetry
"Put your clothes on. In the face of this perfect work of art, there was no change in the expression in Wang Dadong's eyes.
Originally, I really wanted to roll a sheet with Goddess Pei, but after being so troubled by Lu Xiaoqian, I suddenly lost any mood.
After listening to Wang Dadong's words, Pei Xi didn't get angry, and he didn't get dressed, so he sat on the bed next to Wang Dadong, and then leaned his head on Wang Dadong's shoulder.
After smoking a cigarette, Wang Dadong left.
Originally, he wanted to talk to Peixi about Lu Feng, but in the end he didn't speak.
When I got home, it was only half past ten.
The female boss walked out of the toilet outside, her hair was wet, she was wearing a nightdress, she should have just taken a shower.
"Damn, wife, why did you go outside to take a shower. Looking at the wonderful scenery looming under the silk nightdress of the female boss, Wang Dadong swallowed his saliva.
"The water heater in the bedroom was broken. The female boss replied while wiping her hair with a towel.
With its movements, the plump figure swayed gently.
"My wife, your figure is so good-looking, I can't help but want to write a Y poem. ”
"Just you, can you still chant poetry?" the female boss scoffed.
"Wife, don't underestimate me, I've also studied in elementary school, okay? Listen, I'll write a poem for you right away!"
"Then you are pretending?"
"There are two mountains above, and a river below, this mountain is not a mountain, and this river is not a river!"
"Wang Dadong, you are so disgusting. The female boss and Wang Dadong stayed for a long time, and instantly understood what the mountains and rivers in Wang Dadong's mouth meant.
"Alright, my wife, give me one more chance, let me compose another poem. Wang Dadong said embarrassedly, he didn't expect his wife to become smarter now, and he actually understood his own connotative good wet (poem).
"I was hungry in the middle of the night, I got up to eat sausages, I forgot to put on clothes, and the wind blew PP cold!"
The female boss was speechless for a moment, this guy, can't a dog spit out ivory once in his mouth?
This thing can also be called poetry? is pretty much the same.
immediately didn't bother to pay attention to Wang Dadong, and was about to go back to the room.
Seeing that the female boss was leaving, Wang Dadong hurriedly said: "Wife, don't go, in fact, I am good at writing modern poems, if you give me another chance, I promise to make a good poem." ”
Since Wang Dadong said so, the female boss walked back and sat on the sofa.
"Wang Dadong, if you can't write a good poem for me this time, hum, don't blame President Ben for being unkind to you. The female boss threatened.
"Don't worry, wife, you are satisfied this time! Wife, you listen well: Ah, beautiful wife, when I meet you, it is as if raindrops have fallen on Antarctica, cement has been built on the construction site, magma has flowed into the sea, and the wings of chicks can finally fly......"
"Wife, how is it, do I still want this poem?" Wang Dadong finished the poem and came to the female boss with a flattering face.
"It's okay, although it's still very bad, but it's still much better than the first two, at least it's not so obscene, and today President Ben counts you through. ”
"Then my wife, reward me. ”
"Okay, then I'll reward you appropriately, what reward do you want?" the female boss looked at Wang Dadong.
At this time, Lin Shi'er came out to go to the toilet, looked at the female boss with a strange face, and said, "Sister, are you sure that this poem is not obscene?"
When Wang Dadong saw the little witch, he immediately screamed badly.
"What, wife, you see it's getting late tonight, I'd better go to bed first, and you can talk slowly. After saying this, he ran straight back to the room.
Seeing that Wang Dadong ran faster than a rabbit, a trace of doubt flashed in the female boss's eyes, could it be that there is something wrong with this poem?
But it looks pretty good, at least the words, whatever, it's pretty normal.
"Shishi, do you think this poem is obscene?" Lin Shiyan asked.
"It's extremely obscene!" Lin Shi'er said unceremoniously.
Lin Shiyan showed a gaze of seeking advice, although she is a strong woman in the shopping mall, but in this regard, she is obviously not as good as the little witch.
Lin Shi'er a P. Sitting next to the female boss, she asked, "Sister, you can answer my question." What do you think happens when raindrops fall on Antarctica?"
"Frozen into ice. The female boss replied without thinking.
After listening to the female boss's answer, Lin Shier pursed her lips and asked, "What about the cement built on the construction site?"
"Turn into concrete. ”
"Then when will the chicks be able to fly?" Lin Shi'er continued to ask.
"When I was growing up, of course. ”
Does this need to be asked?
After listening to the female boss's answer, Lin Shi'er was speechless, "Sister, you are really simple, if I don't order it directly, what kind of changes will happen to the state of the Y body after it becomes solid?"
"Change the stone!"
"What happens after cement becomes concrete?"
"Change the stone!"
"What do you mean by that? What about the wings, you can finally fly?"
"Change the stone!"
Lin Shi'er smiled evilly, "Sister, now you know why this poem is obscene, right?"
The female boss's fist suddenly clenched tightly, "Wang Dadong, you come out for the old lady, the old lady has to break your third leg today!"
"I can't hear, I can't hear. Listening to the roar of the female boss, Wang Dadong launched the shameless I can't hear skill.
I was about to turn on my computer to watch the animal world downloaded yesterday, when suddenly, that terrible killing intent struck again.
This time, Wang Dadong reacted extremely quickly, and the moment the murderous aura appeared, his body swept away in the direction of the murderous aura.
However, to his surprise again, the murderous aura disappeared in an instant.
Come without a trace, go without a trace.
Wang Dadong stood on top of the villa, exploring everything that could be explored, but there was no clue at all.
Wang Dadong's brows furrowed tightly.
Unexpectedly, that murderous aura followed him back to the Dongjun Villa. Does the other party want to do it to him, or to the female boss, or Lin Shier?
But if the other party's target is Lin Shier or the female boss, why hasn't he done it?
If the other party is really ambushing and waiting for the opportunity, it shouldn't be done when there are two Saint Realm powerhouses in the house at the same time, right?
Could it be that the other party's target is him?
Knowing that the other party's target was not Lin Shi'er or Lin Shiyan, Wang Dadong was relieved.
With his current strength, unless he is a hermitage-level powerhouse, it is definitely not so easy to kill him.
But if the other party is really hidden, maybe he would have done it a long time ago, and there was no need to hide it at all.
At this time, Soya also came out of the house, holding the ancient sword in her hand, her face was solemn, and she should have felt the murderous intent.
"Soya, you must keep Shi'er safe. Wang Dadong said solemnly.
Soya nodded: "Don't worry, even if Soya dies, she will protect Haoyan and Shishi." ”
"Soya, there's another person you have to protect. Wang Dadong said with a serious face.
"Who else needs Sawyer's protection?"
"Yourself. ”
A strange look flashed on Soya's face, "Don't worry, King, Soya will protect herself." ”
"But ......," Sawa suddenly stopped.
"What's wrong Soya, just say what's wrong. ”
Soya shook her head and smiled, "It's okay, Wang, you can sleep first." ”
Wang Dadong didn't think much about it, nodded, and then returned to the room.
After Wang Dadong left, Soya looked into the distance and murmured, "Could it be that the Great Demon King has been resurrected......?"