Chapter 285: Silly Qiang—My Heart Is Wild!
But the pit is a pit, Fan Tong said that he is used to it, chatting with Lin Tian, every time he doesn't enter the pit so many times, he is not used to it!
"Alas, why didn't Zhao Ya come with you?" Lin Tian teased for a while, Fan Tong suddenly remembered and asked, logically speaking, isn't Zhao Ya usually inseparable from Fan Tong?
"Oh, she's back to her parents' house, and she'll be back in a few days. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Fan Tong replied when he heard this.
When Lin Tian heard this, what's the matter? Zhao Ya went back to her parents' house again? Why? This frequency has caught up with the eldest aunt!
"Why did you mess with your daughter-in-law again? Lin Tian raised his eyebrows and asked.
"How can there be! She just went back to her parents' house for two days, and she was saying, even if it was a real fight, it would be me who left!" Fan Tong first had an expression of being wronged, and then he smiled as he spoke, looking like he wanted to cry without tears.
When Lin Tian heard this, he nodded heavily, looking reasonable...
Silly Qiang got off the plane, took advantage of the night, and walked out of the humble airfield behind him, in F Continent, especially in such a remote place, it would be nice to have an airport, and there were only a few lonely tavern and inn signs flashing in bright neon lights on the side of the wide asphalt road, covering the land here with a mysterious color.
After Silly Qiang didn't know how many invitations he had rejected from the girls standing on the street, Silly Qiang got into an alley and joked, just about the skin color of those women... Whether you accept it or not, I don't accept it anyway, it's not racial discrimination, it's just a matter of personal aesthetic officials, besides, Silly Qiang said that there is a pretty beauty waiting for him at home, how can he have time to fool around with these women.
After walking into this alley, even if Silly Qiang didn't have the sense of smell, he raised his foot in disgust, right at Silly Qiang's feet, well, it was a piece of excrement left by I don't know how many people left here, and on Silly Qiang's right hand, the two dark blue square garbage cans were already full, and all kinds of bits and pieces of garbage were thrown everywhere in every corner of here, and Silly Qiang even saw several sets of sets on a broken branch!
Well, Silly Qiang has begun to regret walking into this disgusting world, originally Silly Qiang planned to walk in and immediately transform into a roaring motorcycle with silver-white headlights roaring out from here, but looking at this scene, Silly Qiang is actually thinking about whether there will be some residues in his body after he arrives at his destination after transforming here...
If Lin Tian was here, he would definitely spat it on the face, why do you say that you are a robot who cares so much about this? It's dirty? Just wipe it? Could it be that even the machine has a habit of cleanliness these days?
Silly Qiang hesitated, but still retreated from here, as soon as he got out of the alley, Silly Qiang found that there were two foreign women who said white and black and black in a bewitching posture, their arms just leaning against the wall of the alley, looking at it with a charming face, under the heavy eye shadow, the thick and slender eyelashes blinked at it.
Silly Qiang didn't understand, wasn't this the two street girls who had just stopped him over there?
Silly Qiang doesn't know, its strong appearance after the change, coupled with the majestic body, and the famous brand of suits and leather shoes on the body are very attractive to these women, many friends may have encountered such a thing, when traveling abroad, there are special foreigners pestering you to sell things, because in the eyes of these foreigners, we foreigners are rich and silver, representatives of local tyrants, plus people who are not familiar with life, who do you kill if you don't kill you?
"Oh ~ what a strong body..."At this time, a woman standing on the street walked up with cat steps, her big ass twisted and twisted with the swing of her body, and came to Silly Qiang's side, and the woman on the street stretched out her palm and touched Silly Qiang's chest fiercely, and then exaggerated and charmingly shouted, with her expression, her head was also shaking, looking admirable.
Another woman standing on the street also seemed to be unwilling to be favored by her companion alone, and she immediately posted it, but this one was much more direct, sticking it on Silly Qiang's back, but her hand was stretched out directly to Silly Qiang's bottom.
And then... There was no more, I saw that the face of the woman standing on the street changed, first she was very puzzled, and then a trace of disdain flashed, and then, with a charming and moving look on her face, she said with a silly ear: "Handsome guy, come, the hotel here is very cheap, only fifty dollars a night~"
So the question is, why did this street girl change her face so quickly in the moment just now? Why was she able to make the chameleon ashamed? The reason is very simple, because, when she touched Silly Qiang, she didn't touch the familiar structure of the two eggs and a sausage, well, what she touched, only a piece of openness... To put it simply, it's silly and strong, and there is a little jj!
This can also be explained by the fact that Mao, a woman, will have some pity for Silly Qiang, after all, is the man who has this Dongdong still a man? This is not perfect!
And stupid and strong are indifferent when they hear this, nonsense, even races are different, it's strange to have a reaction!
I saw that Silly Qiang's body was slightly for a while, and he sat on the ground with two street girls who were shocked before, and even one of them was caught off guard, so when he sat on the ground, his legs were separated, exposed... Well, there is nothing "nothing"
But Silly Qiang didn't have the heart to look at these boring things, it wanted to finish the task quickly now, and then go back early to reunite with its silly girl.
Therefore, Silly Qiang didn't care about the two women's anger or bad looks, because the next moment, the two women were all dumbfounded, because they saw with their own eyes that Silly Qiang's body suddenly expanded and cracked, revealing various mechanical components inside, and then these mechanical components kept disassembling and combining, and finally, a motorcycle with a silver-white luster appeared in front of their eyes.
Silly Qiang's changed motorcycle, the unbelievable expression froze on the faces of the two women, and then, the lights of the motorcycle flashed twice, it seemed that Silly Qiang was laughing at the fuss of the two foreigners, and then the motorcycle changed by Silly Qiang roared, and burst out with bursts of thunder, and behind them, only a little dust rolled up seemed to tell the two women standing on the street that everything that had just happened was so real.
The two women standing on the street looked at the figure of Silly Qiang in the distance, until Silly Qiang disappeared on the horizon, the two women came back to their senses, glanced at each other, and let out a shocking, weeping howl, that sound is enough to be used as an audio weapon against the eardrums of creatures!
In fact, since Silly Qiang did this, he was naturally not afraid that the two women would go around and say, because at the moment before Silly Qiang's transformation, Silly Qiang scanned everything around, and there were no monitoring facilities.
Moreover, even if two women go out and say it, in the end, they will be arrested and put in a mental hospital as mentally ill, and no one will believe it, after all, with people's current perception, this is a bit too sci-fi.
But it is said that Silly Qiang has become a motorcycle galloping all the way on the highway, in this grassland, everything seems so wild and monotonous, when Silly Qiang's bright white headlights swept through the faint weeds on the side of the road, through the low mountain col, left, just a long dragon-like neighing sound, I have to say, Silly Qiang still has a wild heart.
In the end, Silly Qiang stopped in a high ground with a beautiful flick of his tail, and a meter in front of it indicated an almost vertical cliff, at this time, the sky had already glowed with a red halo, and Silly Qiang also changed back from the state of the motorcycle, through the bright light that shrouded the earth slightly in the sky, Silly Qiang also determined the direction, and similarly, Silly Qiang also found the target, which was an area made of loess and steel plates, in the middle of it, the stars held the moon like a tall and gorgeous building, which formed a sharp contrast with the surrounding dilapidated scene, and the information in Silly Qiang's mind told it that there was its destination。
Determined the destination, Silly Qiang put on sunglasses, and then jumped off the cliff, jumped down, in mid-air, Silly Qiang's body fell vertically in the shape of a large character, and its back was also a change, and finally, at the moment when Silly Qiang was about to land, Silly Qiang's back spewed out two hot flames, holding a long tail flame directly into the sky.
For saving people, the choice of stupid and strong is very simple, there are only two steps, the first step, go over, the second step, rescue people, it's as simple as that, the sneaky style like those killers is not suitable for stupid strong, stupid and strong's creed is, don't admit it, just do it!
It's like Galen Heche Maniac or something has come out, who is standing and jerking off?
"Hey, Pyth, have a fire...", a dark-skinned mercenary wearing an earthy yellow camouflage uniform, poked his companion who was standing guard next to him, and said.
"Here!" his companion took out a lighter and threw it to the mercenary, then tightened his clothes and scolded: "This damn capitalist, let us stand guard for him, freeze me to death." ”
Bite...
With a crisp and pleasant sound, the orange flame illuminated the faces of the two mercenaries, the mercenary who borrowed the fire lit the cigarette, put the lighter in his arms, took a deep breath of the cigarette and said: "No, I am lying on the soft bed with a few beautiful chicks in my arms, and we are going to suffer from the cold here." ”
The mercenary who took out the lighter saw that his companion actually carried his beloved lighter in his pocket, and his face suddenly showed dissatisfaction, and he took out a pistol and put it directly on the opponent's head, shouting: "Hey, man! That's my thing!"
The mercenary who was smoking did not answer his words, his eyes looked straight up, his mouth slowly opened, and the red cigarette butt fell from the corner of his mouth, falling to the ground and splashing sparks...
"Damn! What are you doing!" The mercenary who was holding the gun to the other party's head suddenly became angry when he saw this, and the hand holding the handle of the gun stabbed forward and scolded.
The mercenary, on the other hand, looked ahead with a terrified expression, because in front of him, a humanoid machine covered in steel was slowly falling with a light blue flame, and under the mask on his head, a faint blue light flashed...
"Battle mode, activate..."A faint electronic sound filled the sky...
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… (To be continued.) )