This world has the same history as the original world, but it has produced very different cultures.

Tang Shuang didn't have the inexplicable sense of superiority of the traverser, even if he carried thousands of years of cultural precipitation from another world.

His ex-girlfriend still understands him very well, and she sees through Tang Shuang's incurable disease, she is already in the advanced stage of lazy cancer, and she is afraid of trouble and terminal illness. is also just as Tang Sanjian was worried about - this kid does not have the vigor that a young man should have, he is lazy all day long, and he is not motivated.

I'm mad at the old man!

In the spirit of living a leisurely life, Tang Shuang, on the first morning of the summer vacation, of course, had to sleep comfortably.

But the wise man must have made a mistake, he forgot to lock the door of the house! So that as soon as the sweet dream reached the crucial point, he was cruelly pulled back to reality, and in a trance, he saw a little man screaming and jumping in his room, like a cute rabbit out of the cage.

"Candy, get out before I bother you~" After Tang Shuang said this, he fell into another dream.

"I don't!" Tang Tang was not afraid at all, the intimidation had lost its effect on her.

She wore a small white T-shirt and a pair of blue strappy denim shorts today, and she looked like an over-energetic chick at first glance.

The little girl climbed onto Tang Shuang's bed with her hands and feet, squatted next to Tang Shuang's head, scribbled on his face with a red paintbrush, watched the proud painting gradually take shape on Xiao Shuangzi's face, and giggled happily, but she was afraid of waking up Xiao Shuangzi, so she had to suppress her laughter, like a little weasel stealing chickens for the first time.

Tang Shuang woke up from a tingling and hugged the candy in her arms...... Keep sleeping.

Candy struggled for a while, snorted and regained her freedom, added two more strokes to Tang Shuang's face, felt very satisfied, put the paintbrush in the pocket of her denim shorts, and bounced on the bouncy bed—this was her favorite thing to do.

Tang Shuang woke up in a small shaking of the mountain, resisted the urge to throw the candy out, sleepily wanted to hide the candy in the quilt and suppress it under the "Five Elements Mountain", but the chick avoided it very flexibly, and shouted: "Come and catch me, you little pig!"

You little pig!

This little pig!

Piglet!

Pig!

Tang Shuang lay on the bed in pain, and his past experience told him that his morning dream was the end of it.

Candy this annoying elf!

With the connivance of his parents, the title of the song is that Tang Shuang is "powerless" against Candy, and Candy has mastered his brother's "A Thousand Ways to Die".

……

Seeing Tang Shuang get up, the candy ran away as soon as she slipped away.

Chick, I know how to analyze the situation.

"Mom~Mom~ I woke up Xiaoshuangzi, can I eat an ice cream today!"

Tang Shuang: "......"

After getting up, when Tang Shuang passed by the kitchen, she saw that Candy Candy was helping Sister Xiangning prepare breakfast, and at the same time, the conversation between the two chatting floated out.

Sister Xiangning complained: "Your brother is really getting lazier and lazier, I have to find a way to sell him......

Candy: "Then no one will play with me." ”

Sister Xiangning: "You still have your mother, father and sister, let's play with you." ”

Candy: "Who did you sell Xiaoshuang to?"

Sister Xiangning: "Sold to the pig killer." ”

Candy: "Ahhh

Sister Xiangning: "......"

Tang Shuang almost didn't fall, the sound of birds playing on the branches was heard in his ears, the bright summer sun fell at his feet, and the originally incomparably brilliant day instantly became gloomy and depressing in his eyes.

"If it weren't for my usual worship of the Buddha, I would have been blessed with a great life, and this small life would have been gone. ”

……

Tang Shuang looked at herself in the mirror, gathered her dantian, and roared angrily at the sky: "Candy!! you little piggy come over to me!

The candy in the kitchen was instantly hidden behind Sister Xiangning, staring at the door for fear that Tang Shuang would chase after her.

Sister Xiangning comforted her softly: "It's okay, it's okay, my brother scares you, and he won't do anything to you." ”

Sure enough, Tang Sanjian's voice sounded, "What kind of roar early in the morning! Be gentle with your sister!"

……

At the dining table, Tang Shuang squinted at the candy: "Why do you little pig keep looking at me and laughing, my brother is really handsome." ”

Candy stood on a chair with a bowl of corn paste in front of her, and said with a grin, "Where's the carrot on your face?"

Tang Shuang endured and endured, he had to see the situation clearly, the left and right were candy's helpers, and he couldn't take advantage of it.

"Washed off!"

Candy covered her mouth with her hands and laughed haha - her mother said that she couldn't laugh when eating, but she was so proud and happy that she could only cover her mouth and smile.

Tang Shuang sneered, put on a friendly smile, and said, "Candy, do you want to listen to a very interesting story?"

"Oh!" Candy Er really took the bait, pouted her little buttocks, and looked at Tang Shuang with her hands on her cheeks.

Tang Sanjian finished his breakfast, and was holding a martial arts novel in a serious manner and reading it with relish.

Huang Xiangning told Candy: "Hurry up and have breakfast, and listen to my brother's story while eating." ”

"I don't! I'm going to listen to the story first. ”

Sister Xiangning still wanted to persuade her, Tang Shuangyin smiled: "Let her listen to the story first, and she won't want to eat it after listening to it." ”

Brother Sanjian raised his head and gave Tang Shuang a warning look.

"Once upon a time there was a big fish and a small fish. Tang Shuang said.

"I like the story of the little fish. Candy jumped up and down on the chair, and her mother was so frightened that she hurriedly helped her up. "What's their name?"

“…… No name. ”

"There must be a name!"

“…… Okay~ Big fish are called big frost, and small fish are called small sugar. ”

Candy thought it was a little weird, but she was too small to analyze.

Tang San didn't raise his head, but his voice came out: "If you make the candy cry, you will suffer it!"

Look! Jiang is still old and spicy, just like a master walking into an alley, and he has already felt the murderous aura before the enemy appears.

Tang Shuangquan didn't hear the threatening words, and said: "One day, the little fish asked the big fish: big ~ fish ~ big ~ fish ~ you ~ flat ~ time ~ happy ~ happy ~ eat ~ what ~ what ~ 吖 ~." The big fish said: I ~ happy ~ happy ~ eat ~ eat ~ eat ~ rice ~ slow ~ small ~ fish ~. And then the little fish died! Oh! It was the little sugar that was eaten by the big frost!"

Candy looked down at the corn paste on the table, and only dug a hole after so long: "Oh~It's made~"

He jumped out of his chair and ran to his small room with his little butt twisted.

"Candy~ Come back and eat the paste!" Sister Xiangning shouted, complaining to Tang Shuang: "Scare my sister again!"

Tang Shuang hummed a small tune and dried up the porridge! Then she saw that Candy Er was back, holding her self-defense weapon in her hand - a mini water gun in the shape of a small yellow seahorse.

Candy proudly lifted the little seahorse and said, "I'm not afraid of a big fish, so I nourish it with a water gun." ”

Tang Shuang sneered: "You tease me, fish are not afraid of water." ”

Candy: "Why aren't fish afraid of water?"

Tang Shuang sneered: "How can fish be afraid of water when they live in water? You don't even know this, it's really a kitten, a dog, a pig, a pig." ”

Candy: "Mom~ Xiaoshuang bullied me!"

Tang Shuang sneered: "Don't sue if you have the ability." ”

Candy: "Dad~ Xiaoshuang scolded me!"

Tang Sanjian came up with a bad idea: "Nourish him with a water gun! ”

Candy: "Oh!"

Zi~ Tang Shuang was caught off guard and was hit in the face by a water arrow!