Then, the four of them gathered around the coffee table, handed out poker, and began to play the battle of "Tractor at Home". Among these four people, Xia and Xu Donghai became friends, and Huang Songxing and Wang Huoju became a family.

It is said that the first game was lost by the Xia and Xu combination, and Xu Donghai said to Xia: "Lao Xia, I drank the wine, you can sing this poem." After speaking, he opened Wuliangye, poured out a cup, and drank it cleanly.

After a long day of muttering in the summer, I decided to start with ang and ong, that is, with the rhyme of "ang and yang". After a while, Summer said, "Using this Typhoon No. 8 as an introduction, there is—"

Just listen to him groan:

You don't have to hurry, you don't panic, there will be rain and the weather will be bright;

Yunkai sunrise is a wine fairy, and good wine is drunk and does not hurt his head.

After the summer chanting, Wang Huoju asked Xu Donghai with a smile: "Is this wine as described in Manager Xia's poem, and it doesn't hurt your head?"

Xu Donghai replied: "You don't have to bother with my tongue, you will be able to taste it soon." ”

At this time, Huang Songxing was dealing cards with a very skillful action, and after a while, the second game began. Ten minutes later, Wang Huoju and Huang Songxing lost. Huang Songxing said to Wang Huoju: "Assistant Wang, you should drink this wine first." I suddenly remembered a poem and dealt with it first. ”

After Huang Songxing finished speaking, he shook his head and hummed:

The credit manager hangs his son, and if he has money, he is called his father;

Deposits come in and loans come out, and loans are so ridiculous.

Huang Songxing, who graduated from Guangdong Financial College a few years ago, watched this fellow student hum in the summer, and said with a smile: "I can't imagine that you dare to risk the world's condemnation and ridicule us when three credit managers of the financial service society are present." I don't have the right anymore, if you want to vote under the Wang Torch Gate another day, he remembers your poem, will he still want you?"

Wang Huoju said with a smile: "I'm a very casual person, not a power-maker. If you want to help me clear my old loan, I am welcome to provide convenience. ”

Huang Songxing smiled and said, "I'm relieved!"

……

The four of them continued to catch and kill, and when Xia and Xu combined for a while, Xia asked: "Old Xu, I'll have a drink, can you make a poem to deal with?"

Xu Donghai said: "Drinking hurts my body, I would rather hurt my body than hurt my feelings, and I still drink this rotten thing." ”

Summer said, "Okay!" Thinking of the game just now, Wang Torch's "flush" suppressed the "three belts and two" composed of his thirteen kings and lost, so he chanted:

Thinking of Wu Dalang back then, he had no money, food and no house;

Yunlai married Pan Jinlian, and her mother-in-law came to enter the silver taels.

After hearing this, Wang Huoju said: "I think Manager Xia is not right, and if he continues like this, he doesn't need to drink a glass of wine." I propose, let's all have a toast first!"

Summer responded: "Cheers are fine, but there's nothing to drink, you contribute a poem." ”

Wang Huoju said: "Yes, a word is a certainty. ”

When Huang Songxing poured everyone's wine and was about to drink it together, Wang Huoju hummed:

Don't talk about ancient times, talk about modernity, don't say what others say about this industry;

There are new ideas in adjustment and reform, and the old people do not need to recruit grooms.

"Keep playing!" Xu Donghai, who was a little drunk, urged Huang Songxing to shuffle the cards quickly after Wang Huoju finished chanting the poem. After a while, the Wang and Huang combination lost again. Wang Huoju was still unsatisfied, and recited loudly: "The poem continues to rhyme:"

The most afraid groom is Selang, who became the president and looked for a girl;

Blind and busy, he collapsed three lines in half a year.

After Wang Torch finished reciting, Xia asked with a smile: "Old Wang, is there any basis?"

Wang Huoju said presumptuously: "You see, the Luohu branch where Huang Songxing is located didn't fire the good President Li Na, but replaced it with a stunned young man in his twenties who was recruited from outside- He Qing was the president of the branch for less than a year, and he was dismissed after making a mess; that Xinhua branch did not get a self-employed boss from Wenzhou, Zhejiang Province to become the president of the branch, you had a meeting with him, and you looked at his appearance: his ears were red, his nose was red, his mouth was red, his mouth was slippery, as if he had put on lipstick, and whenever he spoke, he always liked to stick his tongue out and lick his two lips, while his two little eyes were fascinated all day long. The photo book says: 'The ears are pink, and the sex is the most exquisite.' This kind of person is not a pervert. ”

Xia smiled and asked, "Lao Wang, he licked his own lips with his tongue, what's in the way of you, so concerned?"

Wang Huoju said angrily: "Manager Xia, you are really a person who can't be taught! Let me teach you: The most sensitive nerves in human sex are none other than the lips and tongue." It is because there are two sympathetic nerves on the lips that penetrate into the nerve center of the brain, and as long as the lips are licked by the tongue - no matter whose tongue it is, it will send a strong signal for sexuality, stimulate the rapid secretion of hormones, and there will be a strong demand for sex for a while. Do you think a man who licks his tongue a lot can be a humble gentleman?"

Huang Songxing seemed to be very modest, and asked Wang Huohuo: "You just said, one is that the ears are pink, the other is that the skin of the mouth is slippery, and the other is that he always licks his lips with his tongue, and he is a pervert." Really?"

Wang Huoju smiled mysteriously and replied slyly: "You are young, you have time, so take your own time to experience it slowly!"

At this time, Xu Donghai also smiled and said: "Assistant Wang is indeed an expert in this area. It seems that the head office wants to transfer you to the Ministry of Human Resources and Education to be the general manager, so that the Citizens Bank can hope to keep the womanizers out one by one. ”

Wang Huoju said: "Let's also say, what we advocate is that foreign monks can recite scriptures. When they apply for a job, they can become the governor of the bank, calling for wind and rain, and they are addicted. And those of us who have worked hard in the Citizens Bank for six or seven years have to climb the next level, just like climbing Mount Everest, we have to breathe oxygen at any time before we can go up. To tell you the truth, as an assistant to the president, it took me a full time to take up a 'five-year plan' from the beginning to the time I took office. Lao Xia, you are even more miserable, I think, Wang Xianyao didn't mention you when he paid so much attention to you, this time Hu Hui became your president, and he was also a cross-river dragon who 'changed places with one shot', don't count on him for public or private!"

Xia said: "I am more special, I think back then, I let the general manager of the department go to the bank as a loan officer. When the Citizens Bank decided to talk to President Wang after taking over, it was more emotional and did not consider being a member of the team. Later, President Wang wanted to pull me up, as if it was not easy to be in the head office. Okay, let's not talk about state affairs now, let's move on to the game. ”

……

The time soon came to one o'clock in the evening, and Wang Huoju asked Summer: "Do you know how to play Pai Gow?"

Summer asked, "Is it the kind of sign that says 'chariots, horses, cannons, handsome, soldiers, elephants'?"

Wang Huoju said: "As far as you say, will you fight?"

Summer said: "As far as I said, it's no different from mahjong, but it's just that it doesn't count and it counts." Also, it feels like there is no noise of mahjong. ”

Wang Huoju said: "This style of play can also be converted with a deck of playing cards. Why don't we give it a try?"

Xu Donghai said: "Lao Wang, half-hearted, ape-minded." If the country depends on you, there is no hope. ”

Wang Huoju said: "Tonight, we have almost drunk this wine, so we will take it as a sober to learn knowledge, and wait a while to sleep." ”

As a result, the four of them began to understand and practice the way of playing with playing cards to convert pai gow. After Wang Torch explained, everyone began to draw cards, and said while touching the cards in the summer:

Poker does not play pai gow, quarrel and drink;

Occupying the top to win the gold is a fake after all, and a drunk party can rest and relieve a thousand sorrows.

It is said that although this pai gow can be learned as soon as it is learned, it is seen that any cultural and sports activities have a process of familiarizing and cultivating interest. This pai gow played three rounds, and everyone learned it, but they all felt bored, and later yawned again and again.

At this time, Huang Songxing said, "Oh, I'm so tired! Why don't we finish drinking and go to sleep." ”

Summer said, "Wow!"

So, everyone wiped their drunken eyes and closed the game. Each person drank the five grains that were filled with the wine glass. While pouring the last glass of wine, Summer teased Wang Torch and said:

Never play pai gow with you, causing right and wrong is worrying,

In case you fire squid because of this, can you drink alcohol if you lose your job?

Everyone laughed, and "all the wine in the pot"—they—after drinking, went to bed.

……

It's also a trick on people from God.

The purpose of convening this meeting is to strengthen comprehensive reflection and boost the social image. Unexpectedly, after the meeting, the positive image did not necessarily have an immediate effect, but some negative tidbits, rumors and even slips of the tongue exchanged with each other during the meeting were used by the employees as a conversation after the tea and dinner, and quickly spread in the branches.

It's really laughable!