Chapter 816: The Shameless Genius Sao Nian

"Poof...... Puff puff...... Giggle...... you! Whoever opens a room with you will drive it yourself!"

Bai Ruoyu blushed in his arms and smiled coquettishly.

"Well, it's okay, I'll drive it first, and you can go over!"

Yang Xiaoqian said seriously.

"Poof...... Puff puff...... Giggle...... You think it's beautiful! You can't go there when you open a house!"

Bai Ruoyu laughed so much that tears came out of her eyes.

"Hey, hey, a personable beautiful man like me, how can I let you go by myself, I must use eight sedan chairs to carry you over!"

Yang Xiaoqian smiled obscenely, glanced at the two white rabbits that were close at hand, and quietly swallowed his saliva.

"Giggle...... You're still personable, you're a deceitful person, aren't you? People are being deceived by you, a big liar!"

Bai Ruoyu glanced at him and said with a beautiful smile.

"Hey, hey, look at what you said, it's so scary, I'm a good person!"

Yang Xiaoqian smiled obscenely, swallowed his saliva, and wanted to be hairy.

"Don't mess around! Yang Xiaoqian, let go of me, if you have something to ask you, you have to tell me truthfully!"

Bai Ruoyu stretched out his hand and slapped his salty pig hand, his pretty face was solemn, and he said seriously.

"Well, you ask!"

Yang Xiaoqian saw that she was serious, so he let go of her.

"I ask you, you and your two girlfriends ...... Have you ever had a relationship?"

Bai Ruoyu asked with a red face and a serious face.

"Nope!"

Yang Xiaoqian didn't expect her to ask this question, secretly funny, it just so happened that this question could answer her truthfully, so she answered truthfully.

"You...... You didn't lie to me? Do you dare to swear?"

Bai Ruoyu's beautiful eyes lit up, and she grabbed his hand excitedly and asked.

"Of course I didn't lie to you! if I lied to you, I would become a eunuch!"

Yang Xiaoqian said righteously.

"Bah, Bah, Woo, Woo, Crow's Mouth, Don't talk nonsense! I, I, I believe in you!"

Bai Ruoyu immediately covered his mouth with his hand to prevent him from saying any more, his beautiful eyes were full of joy, but he was happy.

"Hehe, it's good that he didn't have a relationship with those two beauties, it seems that he is really not fully developed as Yaoyao said, otherwise how beautiful those two beauties are, I don't believe he can hold it!"

"Hehe, it turns out that he is still a pure little place, then I can rest assured that I can have a relationship with him! I'm a girl who is clear and jade, except for this kid, I haven't let other boys hold hands, so I hope he is a sunny and clean boy! Hmph, if he has a relationship with those two beauties, I will definitely stop dating him, because then I will lose too much!"

"Since he is a sunny and clean little place, then this beauty will be reluctant to associate with him for a while, hum, if he is unreliable, I will kick him again!"

Bai Ruoyu crackled in her heart and made a small calculation, feeling that it was very cost-effective and very satisfied.

it!

I actually thought that our Yang Xiaosheng was a small place, and he meowed that he was a sunny and clean boy!

Ahh

This is a lot of beautiful wives, and she has already been accepted by the beautiful prison warden everywhere, although she hasn't had that kind of thing with other beautiful wives, but there are already things that should be done between men and women, and he's still sunny and clean!

"God forbid, don't let her ask me if I'm still everywhere, or I'll lie again!"

Yang Xiaoqian prayed in his heart.

He had already seen that Bai Ruoyu attached great importance to boys for the first time, and if she knew that she was not a person, it would be troublesome!

If she asks, then she can only lie to her, he is not so honest, otherwise you don't want him to fulfill your great dream of three wives and four concubines!

As the saying goes, men are not bad, women are not loved, hats are crooked and wives are happy, this is the truth!

The love between men and women, without some kind deception, it can't be carried out directly!

This product is a living example, if he doesn't cheat, where will he get a lot of beautiful wives!

Hey, hey, hey, but it must be immoral to deceive people, and we Yang Xiaoxiao will not deceive their own women until they have to!

"Hey, hey, wife, don't you want me to become a eunuch?"

Yang Xiaoqian was afraid that she would suddenly ask herself if she was still everywhere, so he laughed and joked with her, so that she didn't have time to think about this question in her head.

"Nonsense! Of course I don't want to, you're the younger...... That one...... The development is not very good, you say you, what do you become like that, I don't want you!"

Bai Ruoyu is a very real girl, what do you have to say, but she is not as "deceitful and deceitful" as he is, she glanced at him with a red face, and said as thin as a mosquito.

it!

actually said that Lao Tzu is not well developed?

Do you know that you made the biggest mistake in the world?

What's wrong?

A mouthful of nonsense mistakes!

Yang Xiaoqian's buttocks were like a spring, and they bounced up as soon as they took off, looking at her like a neuropath, and almost didn't untie her pants and show her a big sword to let her see it!

"Little money, I'm sorry, I'm ...... Am I hurting your self-esteem? I sincerely apologize to you! Don't worry, you are still young, and in a few years, you will become a real man!"

Bai Ruoyu saw that his face was wrong, and suddenly thought that men attached great importance to their male abilities, and he came up and said that he was not developing well, didn't this slap people's faces, how could anyone talk like this, and regretted it instantly, and immediately got up and took his hand with a guilty face to apologize to him, and comforted him softly.

"Hey, hey, I might as well just admit that I'm not well developed, so that she won't be too resistant to some intimate little movements with her, and she can even ...... OK...... Hehe, let her help massage to stimulate blood circulation, the "Compendium of Materia Medica" says that it will help development!"

"Quack, Lao Tzu is really a shameless genius!" Oh, no, it's an extremely shameless genius!"

Yang Xiaoqian's eyes flashed, and he looked at Bai Ruoyu with a sad face, but obscene thoughts flew all over his mind.

"Xiaoyu, since you guessed it, I don't think I can be your boyfriend anymore, because...... Because I...... I'm not really a man......! I'm not worthy of you!"

Yang Xiaoqian took her hands and looked at her affectionately, despairing.

"I don't! I don't! I don't! I let you be my boyfriend! I, I, I can wait! I really don't dislike you! Really! I swear I really don't dislike you! Don't worry, you'll grow up soon, don't worry, don't worry! I look after you, I'll help you become a real man as soon as possible!"

Bai Ruoyu was so anxious that she hugged him and said incoherently, saying that she wanted him to be her boyfriend.

Hey, hey, hey, this trick is so beautiful!

Yang Xiaoqian's stomach was about to explode with laughter, and he was about to ask her to help her with her development, when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Bai Ruoyu, what are you doing inside in broad daylight? Come out quickly! Officer Liu is here with those two thugs!"

Bai Ruoxue knocked on the door outside and yelled.

", Bai Ruoxue, what the hell are you doing to destroy Lao Tzu's good deeds, Lao Tzu will kill you sooner or later!"

Yang Xiaoqian was so angry that he yelled in his heart.

……