Chapter 174: Immortals Afraid of Ghosts
"The things that flow down from the moon on the night of the fifteenth day of the seventh month of the Gengwu year, reincarnate every sixty years, and you can immediately improve your cultivation and become a monster after eating it, but it's wrong, you humans become immortals, and non-humans become monsters. ”
"Sixty years...... When is the next time?"
Li Yao stared at the ceiling, wrenched her fingers and calculated: "Hmm...... Probably fifty-eight years later. ”
"What?" Shen Mengman let out a low breath and lowered his head, alas, it seemed that he was hopeless.
"You want to be a fairy so much, then you have to do it step by step, although my Taoism is not qualified to talk about others," Li Yao suddenly found something, approached her face, wiped the tears on it with her fingers, and asked softly, "You...... Are you crying?"
Shen Mengman hurriedly wiped his face indiscriminately, pouting and turning his face: "No! I'm dead, what else is there to cry!"
Li Yao suddenly looked at her guiltily, her mouth flattened, and she cried, tears welled up in her eyes: "It's all my fault...... I should have noticed that you were so young...... I'm so stupid...... How did I not notice...... It's all my ......."
Shen Mengman looked out the window and held back tears.
Unexpectedly, the more Li Yao spoke, the more sad she became, crying profusely, and the two lines of tears kept flowing down like two waterfalls: "I know you must be very unwilling, woo woo, you are still so young and happy but unfortunately died, woo woo, I know how you feel now, woo woo, blame me for not cultivating well, if I have Neidan, I will definitely use it for you, woo woo woo ......"
"You...... You have to make me cry to be willing, don't you?" Shen Mengman couldn't help but complain funny when she saw her crying more sadly than herself.
"But...... But...... Woo woo woo ......" Li Yao lay on Shen Mengman's shoulder and cried loudly.
"Don't cry, it's noisy, it's me and not you who died, do you still want me to comfort you in turn?"
"I'm sorry, woo woo woo ......"
"Alas......" Shen Mengman floated to the window and looked into the distance. Suddenly, she couldn't help but smile bitterly, "Unexpectedly, I'm dead, and the only one who cries for me is a youkai instead of a human." ”
"Why! Your relatives and friends must be crying very sadly now......"
"You don't have to comfort me, no one will cry for my death, so I don't think it's a big deal to die, just die. Shen Mengman shrugged his shoulders freely.
"Your parents, they ......"
"It's been divorced a long time ago," Shen Mengman glanced back at Li Yao's surprised appearance, and laughed a little self-deprecatingly, "My dad made a fortune in business a few years ago, so he raised a little wife, and soon my mother found out, she simply asked my dad for a large sum of money and divorced, and since then there has been no trace, probably to find her own happiness." ”
"As for my dad, the number of his little wives has been increasing in recent years, and he also has several illegitimate children, whom I haven't seen for more than a year...... You understand now, maybe my body is still in the morgue and no one has claimed it yet......" she said, holding out her hand and lightly drawing a circle on a lamp in the distance.
When Li Yao heard this, she immediately stood up, wiped a handful of tears and hugged her to comfort: "Let's go to the hospital immediately! If that's the case, I'll be your relative, and I'll hold a decent funeral for you! Believe me, it's easy for us monsters." ”
"Funeral? Forget it, I'm dead, don't bother, it's weird to attend my own funeral. ”
"How can this work, people are dead and even a funeral is not held, always let the corpse lie in the cold morgue, how can this work, it's too miserable, woo woo woo ............" Li Yao leaned on her shoulder and cried again.
"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you, my heart is about to be broken by your crying, don't cry......" Shen Mengman held her tearful face and smiled at her with tears in her eyes.
Shen Mengman has always been full of curiosity about the way monsters travel. Flying through the clouds? Jumping between high-end buildings? Like the Monkey King moving somersault to a distant place in an instant, or like Guanyin Bodhisattva riding colorful auspicious clouds? She thought about a lot, but in the end she was shocked to find that she was pulled into a taxi by Li Yao.
Shen Mengman's eyes widened in surprise and asked Li Yao, "Can't you fly?"
"Of course she will," Li Yao replied proudly, although she only knew a few spells, flying and transmogrification were a must, even though she couldn't fly far.
"If you can fly, why do you spend money on taxis?
"I can fly, but I don't know stealth, what if people see someone flying in the sky and scare others?" Li Yao replied with a bunch of words.
Shen Mengman was speechless by her words.
"Is your body in the People's Hospital? Do you know where the morgue is? It's okay, we'll find out when we get there. ”
Thinking that he would soon see his corpse with his own eyes, Shen Mengman had mixed feelings in his heart.
Looking at the speeding car outside the window, Shen Mengman suddenly realized that he had been dead for four days, everything was like a dream, not real at all.
A lot has happened in the past few days, angels, monks, black and white impermanence, heaven, the western sky, the underworld, the monsters living in the city, and there is even a monster so warm-hearted...... Thinking of this, she turned her head sideways and glanced at Li Yao.
If someone had told her that she had lived in a youkai's house for a few days, and had taken a taxi with her, she would have thought that the walls of the asylum had fallen and she had escaped from inside, but now she ......
After the car arrived at the hospital, Shen Mengman saw that the driver didn't dare to ask for the money, and he didn't dare to go back to the ground and start the car to leave, he couldn't help sighing, thinking that the driver saw Li Yao talking to himself in the car, flying and stealth, as well as hospitals, morgues, corpses or something, one was to feel unlucky, and the other was to think that he had encountered a nervous disorder, right?
And Li Yao was still standing there, patting her pocket triumphantly: "Save twelve yuan, earned!"
Shen Mengman looked at her cheesy behavior and couldn't help but have some doubts, is she really a monster?
"Morgue?" Although it was strange for a girl to ask where the morgue was with a smile on her face, the nurse told Li Yao anyway, "The basement is the westernmost part." ”
went to the door of the basement, but Li Yao hesitated, lingered at the door and hesitated for a long time before saying to Shen Mengman: "You go down to look for it yourself, and if you find it, call me." ”
Shen Mengman shouted in disbelief: "I'll go and find it?"
"I ...... I don't dare go to that place. ”
"You're a monster, you're not afraid of eating people, you're actually afraid of corpses!"
"Food and corpses are two different things...... And I've never killed anyone, I'm only responsible for making dishes from human flesh, in case ...... What if a ghost escapes out of the morgue?" explained with a pout.
"Am I not a ghost? Why aren't you afraid of me?"
"Yes, so it's best for you to go, I'll be waiting for you here!" Li Yao pushed Shen Mengman into the basement with her hand.
Shen Mengman was about to be mad by her, but when she saw Li Yao's scared look, she was definitely unwilling to accompany her, so she had to snort coldly and float towards the basement by herself.
Shen Mengman looked for the morgue all the way, this is the basement of the side building of the hospital, the lights are dim, even in broad daylight, there is still a dull and gloomy cold swishing feeling, there are more souls floating here than elsewhere, there are fog-like ones, there are also human shapes but miserable, there are also chattering in their mouths, and there are also staring straight ahead......
Shen Mengman cautiously bypassed them, walked to the door with the words "morgue" written on it, and was about to float in, when he suddenly saw an arm sticking out of it, a deformed head, and protruding eyeballs hanging on a fleshless face.
The thing muttered in his mouth and floated towards Shen Mengman: "I'm unwilling, I want revenge......"
"Ah......h
Li Yao watched the ghost pass by, her teeth chattered, her legs trembled, and she forcibly protected Shen Mengman behind her: "They are all ghosts like you, what are you afraid of?"
"It's not like you're afraid to go. ”
"I ......" Li Yao was speechless for a while.
Li Yao and Shen Mengman complained to each other, but neither of them would take a step forward.
"Li Yao, what are you doing here?" suddenly a familiar voice sounded.
Li Yao turned her head and saw Lu Qing standing behind them.
"Lu Qing, aren't you at work, why are you here?" Li Yao greeted her happily as if she had seen a savior.
"I'll have a consultation later, come and see the corpse to be autopsied, and by the way, put a monster that came to the hospital to make trouble and was killed by me into the morgue to keep it fresh, I just wanted to call Yan'er to come and take the monster away, or you can help it get it back, why are you here?" This is ......" Lu Qing asked Li Yao with a smile.
Shen Mengman found that she could see herself, and she was also a monster doctor, hiding in the hospital and eating patients...... Noise in the morgue, green teeth...... She was confused, and Li Yao told Lu Qing everything in one go.
In the end, Li Yao pulled her and begged: "Lu Qing, can you help us find her body? You are a doctor, you won't be afraid, right?"
Lu Qing shook her head and laughed: "Don't be so troublesome, I'll go and help you check what number she is in, and if there are any relatives to claim it." ”
After a while, Lu Qing returned, holding a piece of paper in her hand, "Her father picked her up the afternoon before yesterday." ”
"Look, your father is here to pick you up! he hasn't forgotten you!" Li Yao jumped up happily, "I'll accompany you home right away." ”
As she spoke, she pulled Shen Mengman up and ran, while turning back to Lu Qing and calling happily: "Lu Qing, come to my house to play another day." ”
Lu Qing looked at their backs, smiled and sighed, and then stretched out her hand to stop the black and white impermanence who was trying to chase over: "Don't chase, there are many wandering spirits in this hospital." ”
Hei Wuchang shook the chain in his hand and said angrily: "Hmph, I finally beat those two business robbers away, but even you came to stop us, we have been following her for several days!"
"Even if you catch up, she won't go with you, she still has a wish to fulfill, next time I meet such a soul, I persuade them to go to your underworld," Lu Qing sighed softly, thinking that such a soul is rare, and it is really a pity to be dragged to the underworld like this, "We have known each other for thousands of years, don't you give me this face?"
"Forget it, for the sake of you helping us a lot over the years, don't care about her!" Black and White Impermanence waved his hand happily, "Tomorrow our brothers and I will go abroad for vacation, and we won't come back in half a month at the earliest, if you have a good soul, you can keep it for us, of course, we will also bring you gifts." ”
Anyway, their performance this year was quickly completed because of Lu Qing's help, so let's just give Lu Qing a favor.
"That's nature. Lu Qing smiled and nodded to them.
"Wow, what a luxurious house, such high-end furniture...... Shen Mengman, your family is so rich!" Li Yao sighed in Shen Mengman's house in a daze.
"Hmph!" Shen Mengman sneered.
Although the house was very large, it was empty and there was no one there, so Li Yao was able to swagger into the villa.
In the middle of the hall on the second floor is a posthumous photo of Shen Mengman, with a few plates of fruit and a few incense candles as offerings. Li Yao walked over to light incense sticks and respectfully bowed to the spiritual seat.
"What are you doing? I'm behind you! It's in the wrong direction!" Shen Mengman screamed.
Li Yao turned around, pinched the incense and bowed to her, before inserting the incense, so angry that Shen Mengman stomped his feet.
The house was empty, only Shen Mengman's portrait smiled at the corners of his mouth, looking at the house quietly.
Shen Mengman explained to Li Yao: "My father never came back, the hired workers only cleaned and ate three meals during the day, and I always lived alone at night, I died, and now I am a ghost living here by myself." ”
"Do you eat snacks? There are in the cabinet, and if you drink alcohol, I don't know if there is any fruit in the wine cabinet downstairs...... Find it yourself, it's not that I don't entertain you, it's that I can't do anything like this now. She lay down on the bed.