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"Come on! Your two steamed buns. ”

Two neatly dressed men walked into the breakfast shop, found an empty table in the middle of the room and sat down, Li Yupeng glanced at the food list hanging on the wall, and shouted: "Boss, come a basket of steamed dumplings, and then a bowl of chaos." ”

"I'll also have a basket of steamed dumplings, boss, do you have any rice rolls or something?" Fang Chengzhou asked the little brother in the shop.

"No, there are fried buns, soy milk and purple rice porridge. The shopkeeper introduced with a smile.

Fang Cheng thought on Monday, "That's okay, a basket of steamed dumplings and a bowl of purple rice porridge, and a little more sugar in the porridge." ”

The shopkeeper responded: "Okay! There are two steamed dumplings in total, a bowl of chaos and a bowl of purple rice porridge." ”

The two of them picked up the paper on the table and checked the table, habitually observing around, and then said, "The business in this store is okay!"

"Well, the suburbs are more lively on Shili Street. Fang Chengzhou said.

"I think we're coming to the right place, didn't Lao Cao dig up a big news recently, showing off in front of me all day long. Li Yu Pengyu nagged.

Fang Chengzhou smiled, "He is also that virtuous, if we can dig up some news from Master Shen, we can probably get it back." ”

"It's difficult! A master of fortune telling, I don't know how to drop, and I became popular for some reason. Li Yupeng shook his head and said.

Although the two of them didn't speak loudly, Master Shen's three words immediately attracted the surrounding neighborhood.

"Yo, don't say it! I think someone must be hyping this matter, so we just borrowed the wind to make a topic to write Master Shen into next week's news, and maybe the click-through rate can break a new high." Fang Chengzhou said with a smile.

"Well, let's try it! Anyway, what kind of master is this, everyone is not surprised, isn't there any qigong master who is very popular in the past two years! Li Yupeng said.

They didn't pay attention, and the shop suddenly fell silent, and several tables of customers looked at them.

"Well, it's a good game, you said that this tens of millions of lottery tickets, how many people look at the red eye, but his guests won, and they also come to thank you. ”

"If you want to become popular, you have to rely on a little luck, this person once became rich, and he spent money boldly, and he sold hundreds of thousands of sports cars, but he cheapened this Master Shen. Fang Chengzhou said with envy.

"Ahem!" the old man at the table next to him glanced at them, but did not speak.

At this moment, the shopkeeper came out with two baskets of steamed dumplings, and Fang Cheng raised his hand with a smile when he saw it, "This way, this way." ”

The shopkeeper was about to walk over, but the shopkeeper who was standing on the side suddenly walked over and patted the guy on the shoulder, whispered a few words in his ear, and then the shopkeeper hurriedly nodded and smiled: "Okay, I understand!"

As soon as Fang Cheng saw that the steamed dumplings had arrived, he picked up his disposable chopsticks and was ready to eat, but found that the shopkeeper was carrying two baskets of steamed dumplings to the innermost table.

"Huh, not ours?" Fang Cheng was stunned and asked.

The shopkeeper grinned: "They arrived first, and you guys will come later." ”

"Okay, as soon as possible, it's been a few minutes since then. Li Yupeng said with a frown.

"Okay, okay!" replied the shopkeeper.

Fang Chengzhou reluctantly put down his chopsticks and continued: "I seem to have heard of this Master Shen before, saying that it caused a primary school teacher to almost break up his wife, and there was a little scolding at that time, but somehow it suddenly calmed down again. ”

"Is there anything else going on?" Li Yupeng suddenly smiled and said, "You said it earlier! This matter alone is enough for Master Shen to eat a pot, and it is estimated that it was only after spending money privately that the matter was suppressed." ”

"Well, I did some homework last night, and I found that there are a lot of water armies on Master Shen's Weibo, and I praise the master so much that I want to go to heaven, I can't stand it after watching it for a while, and I lose some people's trust. Fang Chengzhou said with a smile: "No wonder Xiao Liu compiled a news that a century-old python was dug up in the village, and there were tens of thousands of hits on the Internet, and netizens were too receptive." ”

"Ahem!" the old man next to him cleared his throat again.

At this time, the two of them found that the people around them were looking at them in unison, and the two of them looked confused, what is the situation?

It's so embarrassing!

Li Yupeng raised his voice and said, "That! Why hasn't the steamed dumplings we ordered yet arrived? Anyway, the purple rice porridge should be ready-made, right?

The shopkeeper came out and smiled, "I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you just now that the last bowl of purple rice porridge happened to be asked for by the guests over there." ”

At this time, Fang Chengzhou was not happy, and immediately shouted: "No! We came before him, why didn't we give it to him?"

"That's right, what are you doing?" Li Yupeng asked.

"Bah!" the old man sitting next to him scolded, "You two still want to have breakfast here? ”

"yes, I said, why didn't you blow them out? The boss is so good!"

"I've lost my appetite!"

The two of them looked at each other, what was the situation? We didn't do anything to offend people? Why did we somehow become the fingers of a thousand people?

"Could it be that we are discussing it too loudly?" Li Yupeng looked at Fang Chengzhou and asked in disbelief.

"Wouldn't it, didn't make any noise to others!" Fang Chengzhou also looked puzzled.

The old man slapped his chopsticks on the table and scolded, "You slander Master Shen like this, are you really not afraid of being struck by lightning?"

"...... me?" Fang Chengzhou was stunned!

"Let's go!" the shopkeeper stepped forward to drive them away, "You are not welcome in this store, so stay where you can stay!"

Li Yupeng's temper suddenly came up, and he scolded the shopkeeper: "What's your situation! How do you open a store and do business? Do you treat customers like this?"

Before he could scold the second sentence, there was a "pop" and the people around him all stood up, and some of them fell to the ground on their stools, all looking at the two of them angrily.

Fang Chengzhou was taken aback by this situation, and hurriedly pulled Li Yupeng and said, "Let's go, let's go!"

"Trough! Li Yupeng scolded and walked out of the store.

A gust of cold wind blew, blowing a little messy between the two of them, Fang Chengzhou shrank back, and said with a wry smile: "I heard that Master Shen has a good reputation in the local area, it seems that we are lying on the muzzle!"

"Damn! That old man is superstitious, how can even some young people be confused. Li Yupeng scolded.

The shopkeeper walked out of the door of the store with a broom and yelled, "Are you leaving?"