Only then did Sun Wukong know that the big bird was called an airplane. But what is the name of that silver-white big bird, why does it look different from this one, but it can also "doodoo" to hit people?

Several mortals knew Sun Dasheng, but no one gave Sun Dasheng face, and took him on the plane with his arm. Sun Wukong originally wanted to knock a few of them to death with a stick, but he was afraid of causing trouble for the master, so he sat down obediently. Anyway, he is an immortal, and it is not easy to get out.

The big bird spun its wings and flew up, and Sun Wukong saw that the green lion on the ground was not taken away, and immediately became furious, and said: "The two of us are fighting, why only arrest me, but let the gelding lion go?"

The leading mortal rolled his eyes and said, "That lion has applied for a temporary residence permit, and we have his file." ”

The plane flew over the sea and headed towards the downtown area of Shanghai. After flying for ten minutes, he landed in an empty square. Sun Wukong was escorted off the plane and stuffed into a white car. For the first time, Sun Wukong experienced riding a plane and a car, looking around like a curious baby. The car, playing the flute of Ula Ula, turned around the road and finally stopped outside a house with a blue sign.

A few minutes later, Sun Wukong wore a silver bracelet on his wrist and sat at a white square table.

Two people in sky blue short-sleeved uniforms pushed the door in, and when they saw Sun Wukong, the smile on their faces immediately turned into a routine dullness. "Name, place of origin, age, gender, what happened, be honest. ”

Sun Wukong is an active monkey, he can't sit still at all, and he doesn't understand what mortals mean, so he sits there with Erlang's legs crossed and just cares about laughing.

The two policemen slapped the table vigorously and said: "Sun Wukong, don't think that you can get away with it if you are an idol, no matter how many fans there are, the majesty of the law is inviolable!"

Idols, fans, and Monkey King are getting more and more incomprehensible.

The two policemen stared at each other and couldn't ask anything, so they threw the notebook on the table and left angrily. After a few minutes, a gentle and delicate policewoman came in and took Sun Wukong to another room. In this room, Sun Wukong stood by the wall and took pictures, and stepped on a square glass bottle. The man at the door whispered: "Height, one meter two, weight, thirty-six kilograms." ”

Then someone came over with a white needle, and Sun Wukong saw the pointed needle and immediately dodged to avoid it. He didn't know what it was doing, but his instincts told him it wasn't a good thing. Seeing that Sun Wukong was not cooperative, several policemen immediately surrounded him, pressing his arms and arms, hugging his waist, and pulling his thighs. Unfortunately, Sun Wukong is too small, so the bone shrinking method is gone.

"What about people?"

The policemen stared at the monkey hair in their hands and were stunned.

Sun Wukong hung upside down on the ceiling, his eyes full of anger. He is a monkey, he has little hair, and he can't even cover his buttocks, these mortals are really bold, and they even pulled him off a lot. However, the current mortals are extraordinary, Sun Wukong didn't want to cause trouble, so he had to eat this dumb loss, and said angrily: "I am the Monkey King, you can inquire casually, who doesn't know the name of my grandson." Today's incident is caused by the blue-faced lion, and Hugh came to provoke my grandson. Provoke grandpa and beat you into meatloaf with a stick. ”

A policeman took out a white flashlight from his waist and pointed at Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong suddenly felt numb in his hands and feet, and sat on the ground.

"Sample, Monkey King is amazing, he can't cure you. The policeman pouted.

The electricity passes through the eight veins of Sun Wukong's strange meridians, and the taste is really a little uncomfortable. The needle pierced Sun Wukong's arm and took a little blood, and then the police all left, leaving Sun Wukong himself in the room.

Sun Wukong only understood at this time why the green lion who was coaxed by cowhide was a demon queen in the lower realm, but he was as well-behaved as a little white rabbit, and it turned out that the methods of mortals were now more powerful than those of immortals. Thinking of this, I was really full of bitter tears, and I couldn't say anything to anyone. In fact, no matter how strong the means of mortals are, they can't stand up to their own sticks, but if they kill mortals, they are guilty of a great sin of heaven.

In the evening, the master wearing a melon skin hat finally came to the police station and appeared in front of Sun Wukong with a wicked smile.

"Apprentice, make you anxious, this time you know it's awesome, right?"

Sun Wukong glanced at Tang Seng angrily, and said: "Master, you have been in the world for two hundred years, and you don't know how many things you can learn from mortals, so that you can teach them to our three brothers." ”

Tang Sanzang said with a smile: "I have learned it, but as a flat-headed citizen, I can't hold controlled knives, let alone guns." Apprentice, after all, we will be mixed in the heavens in the future, mortal things, just know it, and we must follow the five principles of peaceful coexistence. ”

Sun Wukong shook his head helplessly, this master is too poisoned.

With Tang Sanzang as a guarantee, Sun Wukong was quickly released. But at the same time, the news that Sun Wukong is 1.2 meters tall and weighs 30 kilograms immediately began to circulate. Influenced by the TV series, everyone in the world knows that Sun Wukong is small, but after the specific data broke out, mortals immediately exploded.

Some say that Sun Wukong is a mythical figure, and he is a god, and his body can be big or small, how can there be clear data indicators.

The others immediately confronted each other, saying that it was a spell change, and he also had a real height. Look at the data, there is a nickname that can be described, called three-inch Dinggu bark.

"The three-inch Dinggu bark is to describe Wu Dalang, don't put it on the Monkey King, okay?"

"I'm willing, don't you bite me?"

Mortals made a mess, and Sun Wukong squatted by the window of Tang Sanzang's house, his face was blue with anger. Monk Sha was helping the master cook, and he sighed secretly. Fortunately, it was the senior brother who went to Chongming Island, and if he was himself, he would not be said by mortals to dig coal and dig charcoal.

The reincarnation of the king of the daughter country is named Yanran. She didn't use Tang Seng's surname, because Tang Seng was not Yanran's biological father, and his surname on his ID card was Wang, and he was always called Lao Wang next door, and he was particularly unpleasant to shout out. Yanran saw that Sun Wukong was sullen, walked to him with a smile like an angel, and said quietly: "Uncle, nine times out of ten, if things are unsatisfactory, don't be sad." ”

Sun Wukong glanced at her and ignored her. The woman is a pink skull, and he has never been interested. Even though this little girl is a one-in-a-million beauty, it's useless, because he is tired of seeing the beautiful female monkey on Huaguo Mountain.

Yanran sat down next to Sun Wukong and said, "Uncle, in fact, Dad also has a lot of things to do." You see, he often has to travel on business, and every time he comes back, he is discouraged, but he never gets angry and never cries out that he is tired. ”

"yes, what is he going to do?"

Yanran said: "I heard that it is to cooperate with a well-known hospital to do research. ”

Sun Wukong didn't ask again, and after a long time, he learned that the hospital was called Qixia Liudaokou Psychological Diagnosis and Treatment Center, commonly known as the Psychiatric Hospital.

After eating, Yanran went back to the bedroom to do her homework, and the three of them sat under the lamp and began to mumble blindly. Sun Wukong told the story of the big brawl on Chongming Island, and then talked about his inference. Although the green lions on the island are very strong, they are obviously not real green lions, just a substitute, in order to be more adapted to the weapons of mortals. Thinking that the green lion is a figure in the year of the gods, how can he surrender his identity and live in the mortal world like this.

Tang Seng nodded and said, "Yes, I think so too." ”

Monk Sha said, "In that case, where have their true bodies gone? What can we do to get the master's physical body back?"

Tang Seng's face changed slightly, and he said, "Recovering the body of a teacher is not the most important thing. According to the teacher's observation, the celestial phenomena are chaotic, and it may be that the stars of the Heavenly Court will follow in the footsteps of the green lions in the near future and be in cahoots with them. ”

Sun Wukong Huo Ran got up and said, "Is this true?"

Tang Seng nodded and said, "Very likely." The twenty-eight stars of the heavenly court, the nine yao, the heavenly gang, the earth shatter and other gods, before the gods, were all under the master of the Tongtian Sect. After being consecrated, Sanqing was positioned, but there was no name of the Tongtian Sect Master. The Buddha often said that the master of Tongtian Sect was finally taken away by Patriarch Hongjun, but for tens of thousands of years in the future, there was no news. Therefore, the teacher felt that the Tongtian Sect Master should have been sealed. And now he has broken the shackles, accumulated disciples, and is ready to reopen the dispute over the ownership of the Four Realms. ”

Monk Sha's frightened face turned white, he used to be just an ordinary staff member who helped the Jade Emperor roll up the curtain, and he hung the title of a general, but in fact, it was just good. The Tongtian Sect Master is a figure as famous as the Heavenly Monarch, if he makes a comeback, I am afraid that a single finger will destroy the master and apprentice.

Sun Wukong scratched his cheeks, raised his eyebrows and said: "Even so, there is some truth in it." Otherwise, the Lingshan Buddha and the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court would not have been indifferent. ”

Monk Sha hurriedly said: "Master, will the second senior brother and the little white dragon be in danger, hurry up and let them also come down." ”

Tang Seng shook his head slowly, and said: "It is useless for them to come down to earth, so let's stay in Lingshan, besides, as a teacher, we must accompany Yanran to grow up, and we can't be distracted to take care of them." ”

Sun Wukong looked at the room where Yanran was, and asked in a low voice, "Master, who is the real body of that little girl, and why is it related to the safety of the Four Realms?"

Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong silently for a long time, and said slowly, word by word: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed." ”

At the same time, in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall of the Nine Heavens Golden Gate Cloud Palace, the Jade Emperor also learned the news that Sun Wukong, the Fighting Buddha, had appeared in the mortal world, and was convening the Heavenly Court civil and military ministers to discuss major matters. Clairvoyant hurriedly went to the hall, bowed down and saluted: "See Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Nature Mi Luo Supreme Jade Emperor God ......"

The Jade Emperor said with a straight face: "Drag it out and fight, it's too verbose." ”

The Four Heavenly Kings of Holding the Country, Growth, Wide Eyes, and Duowen immediately pulled the clairvoyant out and beat him, and then threw it back. This time, the clairvoyant learned to be obedient, and said honestly: "See the Jade Emperor." Fighting the Buddha Sun Wukong appeared on Chongming Island in the world today, and fought with the phantom body of the Green Lion King for a day, but failed to win. Looking at the mana of the Green Lion King, it seems that he has grown a lot compared to before the lower realm. ”

The Jade Emperor nodded, and said to Tai Bai Xing on the side: "Jin Xing, has this matter been reported to the West Heaven Rulai?"

Tai Bai Xing bowed down and said, "Back to Your Majesty, the minister has informed the two Venerables of Xi Tianshu and Fuxian a few days ago, but he has never received a reply from them. According to the disciples, they have been attending meditation classes with the Buddha in the Lingshan Vulture Cave and have never left the customs. ”