Chapter 111: The Mysterious Taishang Laojun

After completing 2 side quests in a row, [Monkey King] wondered, should I go back to sleep first...

Mainly, this time the 7 fairy incident, I feel that [character] will be lost——

Although, she is already on the basis of [wishful thinking]...

[Sun Wukong] did not go back to Bi Ma Wen's mansion, but went directly to Taishang Laojun. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

For this 'cheap master' who is called on the Internet, she feels that this should be very simple to ask for a gourd elixir.

Walking on the road, in the stomach, the fairy peach began to be slowly digested.

A feeling of being strengthened and filled with a sense of well-being.

"I guess when I go back on this mission, open the [Personal Page], and upgrade the attributes, it will be like this..."

Along the way, I met many immortals.

[Monkey King] is naturally pretending to be a poser and holding his head high to the European faction, so that any immortal will be fascinated by the heroic spirit of [Monkey King].

"Look at it, look at it - that's [Sun Wukong], I heard that she came from Huaguo Mountain in the Nether, and she is a very amazing immortal..."

"What's the matter?"

"You don't know yet, do you! Bi Ma Wen, in our Heavenly Court, has always been a petty official... I once thought, as soon as this [Monkey King] came, he would sit this Bi Ma Wen at the level of a handsome and a general, this is not powerful, so what is powerful?"

"Yo Yo Yo ~ Your news is lagging behind!"

"I just received the news, this [Monkey King] immortal~ went to Yaochi where the Queen Mother was, and won the favor of the Queen Mother alone~ and allowed 7 Seven Fairies to take her to Pan Tao Garden to pick 5 fairy peaches-"

"Oh my God! and this thing~ This [Monkey King] is really amazing~"

"Huh, where she's going... It can't be Taishang Laojun's place, right?!"

"This [Monkey King] is really strong, after being appreciated by the Jade Emperor, he has won the favor of the Queen Mother, and now, I want to attack Taishang Laojun ~~"

"It seems that this nether monkey... You can't underestimate it!!"

Hey, hey, hey~

[Monkey King] heard the praise around him, and the monkey's tail was naturally happy.

Thinking of the tail of [Monkey King], during the battle between the original book and Erlang God, Sun Wukong rolled under the cliff and turned into a land temple.

The mouth is the temple door, the teeth are the door, the tongue becomes a bodhisattva, and the glasses are the window lattice. Only the tail could not be placed, so it had to be turned into a flagpole and erected behind the temple.

The monkey had his own plan: to coax the god Erlang into the temple, and then bite it! Erlang God smiled and said, "It's this beast! He's there there to coax me now." I have seen temples, and I have never seen a flagpole standing behind it. It's this brute making a fuss!"

Haha, but the monkey tail in the film and television drama, I don't know where it fell...

The honey is gone~

Coming to Taishang Laojun's immortal mansion, Taishang Laojun is respected as the ancestor of the world in the novel "Journey to the West", and is "the ancestor of chaos, the parent of heaven and earth, the master of yin and yang, and the emperor of all gods", although Taishang Laojun is not brilliant in Wu Chengen's design.

But in the present world, Taishang Laojun is recognized as the ancestor of Taoism, that is, the moral Tianzun in Taoism who has the creation of heaven and salvation.

In short, it's a very explosive character.

Knock knock~

[Sun Wukong] knocked on the door, and then, shouted loudly: "Hey, hey~ Is there anyone?

Click~

The door opened, and out came a medicine boy with clear eyebrows.

"You, you're the one who delivers the courier?!"

"Haha~" [Sun Wukong] laughed twice. "That's right, it's me—"

No, the medicine boy immediately smiled: "Aren't you the [Monkey King] who was just ordered by the Heavenly Court yesterday?"

[Sun Wukong] didn't expect this medicine boy to know herself, so she took a closer look at this medicine boy. This medicine boy has a round little face, his eyes are bright, and his body is not fully developed, and he can't see whether it is a man or a woman...

This has to be touched with your hands, and it is estimated that you will be able to guess the men and women~

[Sun Wukong] was hesitating whether to trick this medicine boy and let him touch his whole body...

This medicine boy was quite respectful to [Sun Wukong] and said: "My master has already calculated that you [Sun Wukong] will come... Please—"

'~'

[Sun Wukong] was surprised, so bite~

This Taishang Laojun can even calculate that my great sage is coming?!

"Okay! you lead the way—"

[Sun Wukong] also replied respectfully.

'This is too good for Lao Jun to be too much, is it not necessarily as the 'cheap master' said on the Internet... is even more able to calculate in advance that he is coming, coupled with his identity as one of the three Qings of the old man, the Taoist ancestor..."[Sun Wukong] did not dare to be too lazy.

Walk on the road, though.

[Sun Wukong] looked at the little medicine boy walking in front of him, twisting his little buttocks, and he couldn't help but ask.

"What's that?, you're the medicine boy of Taishang Laojun~ Are you a boy or a girl?"

And then!

The air was honey-like quiet at first.

Immediately, this medicine boy replied in the expectant gaze of [Sun Wukong]: "We medicine boys are male and female—"

I'm a big grass~

'Shemales, men and women!'

'Look at the medicine boy's fine skin and tender flesh... Shemale, it seems that I haven't played it yet~ Or, for a while, take a lollipop and try it with temptation~'

[Monkey King] is at such a time.

Click~

Another door opened!

[Sun Wukong] thought that there would be Taishang Laojun in the house, and then when they met, it was like a fellow villager seeing a fellow countryman, with tears in his eyes, and then he had a good life to warm up...

Can!

When she came in, this turned out to be Taishang Laojun's alchemy room, and there was a pair of golden boys and girls in it... Oh no, it's the Golden Furnace Boy and the Silver Furnace Boy.

These two bear children look like they have thick eyebrows and big eyes, and when they see [Monkey King], they also have an aura with their eyes above the top.

Don't guess too much, these two... Two hundred and five percent, it must be male-boy!

Because!

They are the golden horn king and the silver horn king on the road to the Tang monk to learn the scriptures, the Bodhisattva in order to test the Tang monk's determination to learn the scriptures in the west, borrowed the golden spirit and the silver spirit from the Taishang Laojun, and turned into a monster to sharpen the determination of the Tang monk to learn the scriptures.

This Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King are relatively famous, in "Naruto", they were hired to perform the Golden Horn and Silver Horn at a high price, they are the descendants of the Six Dao Immortals, and they control the five ninja tools of the Six Dao Immortals. Revered as "two rays of light in the clouds", he obtained the chakra of the Nine-Tails by eating the flesh of the Nine-Tails. At the same time, he was called "the most vicious criminal in history" and did many evil things.

In "Journey to the West", the weapons used by the two kings of gold and silver horns are all seven-star swords, and there are several treasures such as red gourds, jade net bottles, banana fans, and gold ropes.

Look, you don't even need to remake the weapon path.

In fact, even Naruto's ninjutsu at the bottom of the box was secretly learned from Sun Wukong's 'plucking a monkey hair and blowing out tens of millions' - [Multiple Shadow Clones Technique]...

In fact, even the name [Six Dao Immortals], combined with the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King, can also analyze a lot of [Kishimoto Qi History] when creating...

[Sun Wukong] looked at these two bear children, and said angrily: "Where is your master?"

"Our master is alchemizing~ You are a Bi Ma Wen, nothing is wrong, just go back and raise your horse~"

This is the Golden Furnace Boy.

Looking at the smugness in his eyes above the top, it is estimated that he has taken the name of his master, the fox and the fake tiger-

In fact, when Sun Wukong fought with the King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn, if they didn't have so many magic weapons of Taishang Laojun, Sun Wukong would beat them to cry and call their mother every minute~

[Monkey King] This is angry-

Thinking that she is in the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother can handle it...

On the contrary, I was underestimated by these two bear children who looked at the stove -

Don't want to!

[Sun Wukong] hasn't spoken yet, and this silver furnace boy is even more excessive.

The others are not big, and their eyes are dripping on the delicate body of [Monkey King]...

"Yo~ I didn't find that a female monkey can still look so good... In this way, you show us your inferior Opai... Touch it, we will agree, go and ask the master Taishang Laojun to come out~ how?!"

Oops-

This silver furnace boy deserves to be a 'lewd' furnace boy?

'Even my Monkey King [Monkey King] dares to tease...'

[Sun Wukong]'s face was suddenly gloomy, and in his eyes, a dangerous aura was permeating.

"You two really want to touch my Oupai?"

The golden furnace boy who didn't want to be on the side said: "A female monkey's Oupai, what is there to touch~"

The silver furnace boy shook his head, and said with an old wet machine: "Big brother, you don't understand this... Heavenly court has strict precepts, and there are so many fairies, I've seen enough... Now this female monkey looks so good, but the European faction is still so big... Don't you want to touch it, big brother??"

“……”

[Monkey King] couldn't bear it anymore, and her teeth creaked.

Burst out and show no mercy.

Nima, these are still two children who are not fully developed, if the nether world becomes a monster, the king of the golden horn and the king of the silver horn, how much will be the scourge of the beautiful woman who should have been harmed by (anti-inflammatory)~

I can't bear it.

The power of [Sun Wukong] is so powerful, she has just eaten 5 fairy peaches-

The strength in the body, when it is the strongest!

The Golden Furnace Boy and the Silver Furnace Boy were defenseless, and on the spot, they were knocked to the ground by [Sun Wukong].

[Sun Wukong] didn't say a word, and directly ripped off their pants...

To catch them is to beat them violently -

Pap Pap ~ Pap Pap ~ Pap Pap ...

[Monkey King] did not fight randomly, but was very rhythmic, according to the melody of "Little Apple", and fought violently-

In the beginning!

These two golden furnace boys and silver furnace boys, who are accustomed to the power of the fox and the tiger, are still scolding and scolding, especially the silver furnace boy, when he resists, he does not forget to sneak attack the European faction of [Sun Wukong]~

One didn't pay attention, and let the bear child who didn't have any hair grow catch 2 -

This bear child doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all, and his hands are strong, and the Ou Pai who caught [Sun Wukong] hurt for a while~

You're paralyzed—

'This bear kid is really underwhelming--he is younger, he can play better than me-'

Pap Pap Pap ~ Pap Pap ~ Pap Pap ...

The rhythm is like that of a DJ's ass board...

The two Golden Furnace Boys and the Silver Furnace Boy finally gave in, and in the end, they were beaten and wept bitterly... Crying dad and calling mother~

[Monkey King] Listening to this melodic cry, it's called a cool-

Dealing with bear children -

It's just one word!

Beat!!

Crunch~

That's it!

The door of the alchemy furnace suddenly opened.

It turned out that Taishang Laojun heard the rhythmic popping ~ sound and thought that there were immortals who invented and created a new musical instrument~

I never thought that-

It turned out to be the sound of his golden furnace boy and silver furnace boy being beaten...

"Master—help me..."

"Master - avenge us..."

[Sun Wukong] was stunned, it was really time for Taishang Laojun to come, but he came here to ask him for the elixir, but he didn't want to, but he beat his golden furnace boy and silver furnace boy.

I guess this side quest isn't easy to do...

It's hard to be the same as the original play, with stealing-

Then, he was thrown into the Dan furnace and practiced his fiery eyes!!

However!

Taishang Laojun just smiled slightly and spit out two words. "It's time to hit—"

“……”

“……”

“……”

On the spot, the three of them were all confused~

The Golden Furnace Boy and the Silver Furnace Boy did not expect their master to be so direct-

[Sun Wukong] didn't expect that this is too Shanglaojun, so interesting, is it really the Bodhi Patriarch, the hidden master of Sun Wukong?

"[Wukong] you come with me-"

After Taishang Laojun finished speaking, he turned around and walked away inscrutablely.

The Golden Furnace Boy and the Silver Furnace Boy are staring at each other with wide eyes...

[Sun Wukong] was also not polite, and lifted these two bear children again, and hung them-

Bang Bang -

The sound of spanking was much faster than the rhythm just now.

"Let you two little bastards dare to make a small report... If you are wrong, you will not repent—"

"Today, I... I'll be your mom and teach you how to behave—"

[Monkey King] hit it and scolded.

"Say~ Do you know that you are wrong?"

"I know it's wrong—" The boy of the golden furnace and the boy of the silver furnace wept bitterly.

"What's wrong—say!"

When [Sun Wukong] came to Taishang Laojun's room, it was already half an hour later.

Taishang Laojun saw [Sun Wukong] without saying a word... First, send a gourd elixir!

"Is this a real elixir?" [Sun Wukong] opened the lid of the gourd and sniffed it...

"Really!" Taishang Laojun naturally said very little.

Although there are still many questions...

But she's not the kind of person who doesn't take it personally.

Coming through the crossing, the task is the first, the European faction is the second, the chat and fart is the third...

With the ability of the ether Laojun, it is not too easy to clean her up [Monkey King]-

And!

[Monkey King] also has 3 chances to cross, even if he is killed by Taishang Laojun this time, isn't there a next time~

Thereupon!

[Monkey King] opened the gourd, a monkey's mouth, and in front of Taishang Laojun, grunted ~ It was poured down wildly-

This elixir is very magical, as if some kind of mysterious energy is condensed, and it melts in the mouth, and there is no need to chew or swallow it at all...

Otherwise, Sun Wukong stole so many elixirs that he choked to death~

After eating-

Ding-dong!

[Congratulations to the host, complete the Side 3 mission...]

It was only at this time that [Monkey King] symbolically wiped his mouth and put his mind at ease.

She looked at the mysterious Taishang Laojun, and asked with a slight incomprehension, "Laojun, how do you know that I [Wukong] needs a gourd elixir-?"

"And, did you think I'd come?"

Taishang Laojun smiled mysteriously again. "Heaven must not be revealed... Now that you've completed your mission, you're going to leave—"

This sentence is extremely ordinary to say.

However, when [Sun Wukong] heard this, it was suddenly, and a cold air rushed to the backbone...

She looked at Taishang Laojun dumbfounded, and at that moment, she felt horror-

The real horror -

This Taishang Laojun not only calculated that he was not the real Monkey King, but also (anti-inflammatory) for so long, the first person to know (his) mission... Immortals...

[Crossing the Transformation into a Stunning Heroine System], for (anti-inflammatory), has always been a mystery...

Therefore, at this moment, [Sun Wukong] couldn't help but tremble and asked, "You, what you do to me... How much do you know?"

Taishang Laojun smiled mysteriously again.

"I know everything, and I don't know anything... I figured it out, but I couldn't say anything... You, let's go—" (To be continued.) )