"Boy, are you reasoning with us?"

Brother Long and the others looked at Yang Xiaoqian with stupid expressions.

"That's right, everything must be reasonable, I didn't offend you, and I have no grievances with you, why should you deal with me!"

Yang Xiaoqian reasoned with them seriously.

"Aha...... Hahaha...... Hey, hey, brothers, do you see if this kid's brain has been × by a donkey?"

"Hahaha...... Aha...... Damn, I think this kid is bragging and blowing his head out!"

"Hahaha...... Hahaha...... Brother Long, let's not talk too much with this kind of stupid hanging boy, just let him see our rules here!"

……

Brother Long and the others burst into laughter one by one.

"Hey, hey, what's the rule?"

Yang Xiaoqian also smiled, squinted at Brother Long, and asked curiously.

"Chrysanthemum, tell this stupid boy our rules here!"

Brother Long didn't bother to talk to Yang Xiaoqian more, and turned to the youngest suspect in the cell and said.

"It's Brother Long!"

The young man is eighteen or nineteen years old, chrysanthemum is his nickname, fine skin and tender meat, three white eyes, pointed chin, feminine temperament, walking outside the figure, it is estimated that the flower may have been messed with too much.

"Boy, listen to me, let me tell you the rules of entering our cell for the first time!"

"First of all, you have to eat each of us a 'Killing Fist'!"

"Then we'll each give you a steaming and fragrant 'hot water head' to go outside and bring in the filth!"

"Finally, you have to clean the toilet every day and pour us footwater every night!"

"Boy, have you been paralyzed to remember? These are our rules here, every newcomer is the same, everyone has to go through these rules!"

Chrysanthemum excitedly told Yang Xiaoqian about the rules here.

Before Yang Xiaoqian came in, he washed the toilet every day, poured out the footwater, and was often destroyed by a perverted and spicy hand, and after Yang Xiaoqian came, these jobs were his!

"In ancient times, prisoners in the Song Dynasty were imprisoned and had to eat a meal of 'Killing Stick', let's eat a meal of 'Killing Fist' here, well, it is quite the style of the ancients, understand!"

"I also know how to wash the toilet and wash my feet, and the newcomers always have to do more work!"

"The only thing I don't understand is why each of you should wash my hair with hot water? Why are you so nice to me? Do you each of you feel very guilty for giving me a 'killing fist' and want to compensate me for washing my hair?"

"Washing hot water" Yang Xiaoqian really didn't understand, and asked for advice very humbly.

"Aha...... Hahaha...... This kid seems to be very interested in 'washing hot water', so let's wash his hair later!"

"Hahaha...... Aha...... Yes, yes, let's wash him up!"

"Hahaha...... Hahaha...... Chrysanthemum, since this kid is so curious, you should reveal to him in advance how to wash the hot water head, what a cool method!"

……

Brother Long and the others burst into laughter again one by one.

"Boy, boy, since you want to know in advance, then I'll tell you what 'hot water head' is!"

"What about the so-called 'hot water head', that is, you put your head on the toilet, and each of us lines up to pee on your head, and you can wash your hair with your hands as much as you want!"

"Truly...... Boom ...... Boy, isn't this 'hot water head' cool?"

Chrysanthemum said with a wicked laugh.

Yang Xiaoqian's face was expressionless after hearing this, the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, and his heart was surging with anger.

"A group of perverted brutes who are paralyzed don't treat people as human beings, and want to wash Lao Tzu's hair?

Yang Xiaoqian scolded in his heart.

"The rules here are also chic, and I'm very curious to wonder, who made such chic rules?"

Yang Xiaoqian squinted at the chrysanthemum and asked lightly.

"Damn, I can't guess this, was my brain × by a donkey? Of course it was formulated by our cell boss!"

Chrysanthemum looked at Yang Xiaoqian with a stupid look on her face and said.

"Boy, you can't be paralyzed, your brain is × by a donkey, you can't even tell who the boss of our cell is, right?"

Chrysanthemum asked, looking at him with a slanted eyebrow and a frown.

"Of course I know, the boss of the cell!"

Yang Xiaoqian said lightly.

Brother Long's nostrils turned to the sky, and he looked at Yang Xiaoqian proudly, thinking that he had guessed that he was the boss of the cell, and said in his heart: "You kid who is paralyzed has not yet arrived home, and finally knows that Lao Tzu is the boss here! Ordinary people come in and experience the rules here, and honestly listen to Lao Tzu's words, Lao Tzu will no longer embarrass him, but you are different, let Lao Tzu focus on 'taking care' of you! Boy, I have to say that your life is too bad!"

"Hmph, it's good to know, boy, get ready to enjoy the rules here!"

Chrysanthemum said excitedly.

"Rules, what rules? Why don't I remember making these rules?"

Yang Xiaoqian said lightly.

As soon as these words came out, everyone was confused, and they looked at him puzzled, and no one could understand what he was talking about.

"The rules you made? Boy, are you dreaming nonsense? Do you know who the boss here is?"

The chrysanthemum head was big, and asked with a gloomy face.

"Of course I do!"

Yang Xiaoqian said.

"Who?"

Chrysanthemum began to doubt his IQ and wanted to test his IQ, asked carefully.

"Me!"

Yang Xiaoqian replied lightly.

As soon as these words came out, the entire cell was silent, and Brother Long and the others had crazy convulsions on their faces, and their eyes and mouths all became "〇" shapes, and they almost didn't hit the ground one by one!

"Aha...... Aha...... This kid is 100 percent crazy!"

"Damn, why did you come in a madman!ahahaha...... Hahaha...... But I was paralyzed and laughed to death!"

"Aha...... Boy, if you are paralyzed and you are the boss of the cell, then Lao Tzu is the president of the United States!"

……

Brother Long and the other twelve people leaned back and forth one by one, as if they had never heard such a funny joke in their lives, and they collapsed on the bed one by one, laughing with tears in their eyes.

Only the old suspect who was sitting on a bed in the corner of the room, about eighty years old, did not smile, and a pair of crocodile-like yellow eyes stared at Yang Xiaoqian viciously, as if he had seen that this kid was a little different!

"Hey, hey, hey...... Hey, hey, hey......"

Yang Xiaoqian sat quietly on the edge of the bed, looking at the smiling stupid hangers in front of him like a stupid hanger, his shoulders shook, and he smiled brightly.

"Hey, there's something different about this old man, he's been staring at me since I came in, and he never seems to have smiled!"

Yang Xiaoqian's heart suddenly moved, and he found this different old man.

"Damn, you're busy, dementia stupid stupid hanging, you still laugh, make you paralyzed and laugh again!"

Chrysanthemum is the most bullied one here, and the opportunity to bully others at this moment has finally come, and she can't wait to smash Yang Xiaoqian's face with a punch!

……

Genius one second to remember the address of this site:. Mobile version reading URL: m.