As soon as the Vladimir docked at the dock, Xiao Peng saw a magical scene: a group of young people from the bear country were squatting on the ground in sportswear and eating melon seeds, with a few bottles of beer in front of them.

How to carve out a mold with a second-rate person on the streets of China?

As soon as Xiao Peng stepped out of the cab, he heard someone shouting in English: "Hey, Huaxia people are here, this is really rare." How's it going, what's the catch?"

Ships are all flagged with national flags indicating their nationality, so it is unlikely that you will be mistaken for your nationality at the dock.

"It's okay. Xiao Peng replied.

Xiao Peng wanted to get off the boat and talk to them, the main reason was their posture, Tai Nima was kind, squatting on the ground in sportswear and eating melon seeds?

Regarding the 'squat' pose, many Asians, including the Chinese, like to squat on the ground. As long as you don't keep squatting on the ground and can't get up, this position is still quite comfortable.

But in the eyes of Europeans and Americans, this is more strange, after all, they can't even squat to go to the toilet。。。。。。

This is not nonsense!

There was once a crooked nut to China, and he was curious about the squatting posture of the Chinese people, but he couldn't learn the imitation, so he sent the video back to Europe and the United States, setting off a wave of national imitation.

The end result was, "This position is too difficult, I can't do it!" They can't do it with their toes and heels on the ground at the same time, they can only squat with their toes on their toes and their heels up.

Because they couldn't do this pose, they simply named it 'Asian squat'.

But there are exceptions, Xiong Guo is also the same as Huaxia, almost everyone can squat. The posture is very harmonious: the feet are spread outward, the arms are easily placed on the knees, and there is a proper name: Slavic squat.

Xiao Peng was about to go over, but Wang Hu grabbed him and whispered: "Boss, they are 'playing sports'." ”

Xiao Peng was confused: "What's wrong with playing sports? Can you drag me to run a marathon?"

Wang Hu explains: "In Russia, 'playing sports' is a gang member. ”

Xiao Peng was speechless, what is this? This Russian gangster is squatting on the ground in a sportswear like this?

Wang Hu saw that Xiao Peng was confused, and explained to Xiao Peng: "Boss, don't be surprised, this is almost a unified image of Russian gangsters. Russians are very accustomed to eating melon seeds, for example, in the northeast of our country, sunflower seeds are called 'Maozi', which was first because of the Xiong people, because the Chinese people often call the Xiong people Lao Maozi。。。。。。 ”

"Then what's going on with this sportswear? How do I look like our Huaxia students participating in the sports meeting, even our Huaxia gangsters standing at the school gate are wearing sportswear and squatting at the head of the school. This image is too LO, right?" Xiao Peng was powerless to complain about the image of those Xiongguo gangsters.

Wang Hu laughed for a long time and said, "Boss, do you want to know how the Russian gangsters developed this kind of strange and fresh taste for dressing? ”

Xiao Peng raised his hand to make a gesture to hit Wang Hu: "If you have something to say, what is the sale! I'm so curious." ”

Which country of Nima is a gangster who wears sportswear?

Wang Hu made a serious lecture and said: "This will start with the 1980 Moscow Olympics. ”

"Speak well!" Xiao Peng made another gesture to hit Wang Hu.

Wang Hu hurriedly waved his hand: "Really, boss, don't worry, listen to me." At that time, the outfit of the Soviet national team was sponsored by Adidas, but the Soviet government at that time did not allow the Adidas logo to appear on clothes, because for the Soviet Union at that time, it was a product of 'all evil capitalist countries'. However, Adidas's classic three bars have been retained, especially the three bars on the Adidas running shoes at that time, a certain Soviet bigwig directly said that these three bars look like the letter 'M', which is the first letter of 'Moscow'! This is to emphasize that this Olympic Games is hosted by us in Moscow. So Adidas, or three-bar sportswear, became popular in the former Soviet Union. ”

Xiao Peng opened his mouth wide: "This Nima can have a sense of superiority, and this is really no one." These three bars have a half-dime relationship with M?"

"In fact, there was a lot of controversy in the former Soviet Union because of this, and there was a very popular saying at that time, which means 'those who wear Adi will become traitors tomorrow!'" Wang Hu said.

Xiao Peng was curious: "Hey, this former Soviet Union is really worthy of being an old friend of the Chinese people, and it is the same recipe and the same taste when it comes to talking." ”

Wang Hu continued: "But at the same time, there are some people who like Adi, which is amazing. In the Soviet Union at that time, people rarely had access to Western fashion, and after a long period of aggrievedness, many Soviets would feel that 'the moon in a foreign country must be rounder than in China', so Adidas sportswear became a cool fashion item for them. At that time, there was also a popular saying that any girl would be willing to give herself to someone who wore Adi。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng nodded: "Okay, we have also experienced such an era in Huaxia. Belch. There are still many people who think that the moon in a foreign country is round, and they desperately want to live in a foreign country, but they have no place to avenge themselves when they go out and get beaten. ”

Two days ago, he said, several Chinese women went to the Stars and Stripes Country, but they were beaten up by three local black girls.

After the incident, the police arrived at the scene and the three suspects were released. The police said that as long as it does not involve human rights issues, it is not illegal. And the incident happened at the door of Starbucks, and the party wanted to go to the secondment monitoring prosecution, but now no one is 。。。。。。

Wang Hu said with a smile: "But this kind of foreign goods are very expensive, and the purchase channels are also limited, in order to solve the urgent needs of old friends, enthusiastic Chinese businessmen 'draw their swords to help', in the 90s, when the Soviet Union just collapsed, when the bear country was short of materials and relied on imports, many businessmen began to pour cheap sportswear to the bear country, including a large number of fake and shoddy fake Adidas. The Russian branch of the BBC once investigated the impression of Xiong Guoren on the Chinese people, and came to the conclusion that they were hardworking, patriotic, and full of fakes. It's no wonder that this has been pitted for decades. What do you think, a large number of knock-offs are flocking here, and many bears finally have the opportunity to wear sportswear, and even the prisoners in the prison have put on sportswear suits because of the lack of uniform dress, well, cheap and comfortable, and suitable for fighting, there is simply nothing more worthy than sportswear. ”

Xiao Peng couldn't straighten up when he heard this: "You haven't said that this sportswear has anything to do with gangsters." Why is it called 'playing sports'? ”

Wang continued: "After the collapse of the Soviet Union, the gangs in the bear country recruited many wrestlers and weightlifters who had ended their sports careers. These people who have worked hard for the country have the opportunity to compete abroad and have access to Western sportswear, so they often wear this kind of clothes to show off in the gangsters, and over time, sportswear has become a symbol of authority and strength in the Russian gangsters, so more people follow the trend and wear all kinds of knockoffs. Today, I see the punks squatting on the ground in various "made in China" 'brand' sportswear, often holding some food and drink in their hands, such as beer, vodka, and the most dazzling thing is, of course, melon seeds. It is also an established custom in Russia to share melon seeds with those close to you. Now this 'brand' sportswear Gasslav squatting and a bag of good black melon seeds are properly the daily life of the fighting national gangsters. ”

Xiao Peng asked curiously: "How many gangsters are there in this Bear Country? There are also gangsters in such a remote Far Eastern city?"

Wang Hu thought for a while: "This is related to the national character, the people of the Xiong country are still more strong." If the boss slaps an employee, the reaction of people in different countries is different, and if it is a Japanese employee, they will be the first to say: Hey, if it is an employee of the Stars and Stripes, they will call a lawyer directly, if it is an employee of the Eagle Country, they will call the police with a smile, and if it is an employee of the Bear Country, then directly slap his boss backhand. ”

After listening to Wang Hu's explanation, Xiao Peng became even more curious: "What will happen to the Huaxia employees?"

Wang Hu showed a wicked smile: "Boss, do you still need to ask? If you slap me, I won't do anything, and I will go online and scold you anonymously when I turn around." ”

Xiao Peng made Wang Hu laugh angrily: "You kid, help me find a way, how can you deter these little gangsters and not cause us trouble?"

Wang Hu shook his head and said: "They must have come here to make some oil and water, but if we are too cowardly, they will think that we are easy to bully, and if we directly scold them, we are afraid that they will cause trouble for us." It's really not easy. ”

Xiao Peng frowned, this is also, not afraid of these little bastards, but in these countries where gun control is not strict, a slight conflict may cause big trouble, Xiao Peng himself is not afraid, but what if it hurts the crew on the ship? This is really not easy to do.

Just when Xiao Peng was worried, Yang Meng walked out of the refrigerated cabin, carrying a large tuna of at least 400 kilograms on his shoulder, and a case of beer in his left hand, and walked directly to the group of thugs.

The thugs were dumbfounded, such a big tuna was carried like this?

Yang Meng handed the beer to the stunned thugs: "Where is the fishing company?"

The thugs couldn't close their mouths, looked at Yang Meng blankly, nodded after a while, and quickly took the beer and took Yang Meng to the fishing company.

Xiao Peng laughed and patted Wang Hu on the shoulder: "Okay, the problem is solved." In the future, you can't learn more from the fierce son? This is a problem that can be solved so simply. ”

Wang Hu looked helpless, I want to learn, but who is Nima like Yang Meng?

That's a humanoid tyrannosaurus!