Chapter 161: Birthday Present
"It's just that he was caught dead," He Jiang still felt a little regretful that he couldn't send the prisoner to the execution ground, "He resisted arrest, and one of my colleagues fired a shot, and he was so frightened that he fell off the overpass and was ...... by several cars This one is crushing...... It's really evil...... I can't talk about it, and I can't eat dinner...... I'll go back and catch up on some sleep first, and I'll see you in the evening. ”
Yan'er kept stretching its neck to listen, it blinked and came back to its taste, and immediately grabbed the phone and shouted: "Hmph, that person is my whole person, I haven't eaten a bite! Give it back to me, dead police! Give it back to me!"
Fortunately, He Jiang had already hung up the phone.
"Hotaru, say it yourself, how can you compensate me!" Yan'er jumped around angrily on Jin Firefly's head, it didn't really like to eat people, it just couldn't see its own food given to others.
Jin Ying took the flame off its head, it immediately jumped up again, took it down again, it jumped up again, anyway, it knew that Jin Ying had to give in in the end, sure enough, after repeating this dozens of times, Jin Ying finally said, "I'll catch you another one tonight, so it's always okay, right?"
"Okay, that's it, I'm going with you tonight, and I'm going to keep an eye on you...... Yes...... Whew...... My afternoon sleep has been delayed by you, and I am starting to sleep now......" Yan'er saw that she had achieved her goal, so she folded her wings and curled up on Jin Ying's knees and fell asleep.
Jin Ying looked up at the sun that had already set to the west, and began to cultivate again.
"Cheers to Li Yao's birthday!"
Everyone raised a glass to celebrate Li Yao's birthday, Li Yao's cheeks were red because of excitement and excitement at this time, and under everyone's repeated persuasion, she gulped champagne and wine.
Li Yao is very popular among the monsters in Lidan City, as soon as she heard that she had a birthday, everyone sent a lot of strange gifts, if it weren't for the fact that most of the monsters were afraid of Yan'er and Ji Ao and didn't dare to come to her birthday party, Jin Ying's hut would definitely not be able to accommodate so many monsters.
Now there are only Jin Ying, Ji Ao, Lu Qing, Yan'er, Zhang Lei and Li Yao invited the cat demon black beans at the banquet, so just a few people have to face this big table dish made by Li Yao, and everyone must do their best to eat it to see the result.
Ji Ao unceremoniously rummaged through the gift Li Yao received: "This is the dress given by Hai Liqing, she made it herself, it is inlaid with pearls, and it won't get wet when you put it in the water, but how can it be the style of the Tang Dynasty? Lin Qifan gave him a new album? This gift is a bit scary, Li Yao, you'd better not listen to it; Xiao Liuzi gave two live pigs, what are you going to do? Do you want to slaughter them at home?"
Ji Ao picked up a necklace made of shells and asked, "Hey, this string of necklaces is so beautiful, I finally saw a gift suitable for girls, who gave this ......?"
"It's my senior Liu. Black Bean replied respectfully.
It sat upright on the table, holding the wine glass with its paws and drinking a drink, compared to Ji Ao and Yan'er, who were robbing and making trouble, it looked particularly educated: "I asked Senior Brother Nine to buy it for me." ”
"Alas, a large group of monsters don't know how to give gifts as well as a cat," Ji Ao sighed, "Li Yao, I have a good thing for you." ”
He took out a box from behind his back and suddenly opened it: "The latest style of sexy lingerie...... You can wear it to the golden firefly. ”
Mei Liyao blushed suddenly, stuffed a large piece of tofu into Ji Ao's mouth, and peeked at Lu Qing embarrassedly.
Lu Qing stood up with a generous and decent smile: "I won't do anything else, so I embroidered a few silk scarves, and Li Yao can wear them in a different style when she goes out." ”
Lu Qing's embroidery skills are extremely exquisite, Li Yao was ecstatic and immediately took it, and hugged Lu Qing with tears in her eyes.
"Mine. While Zhang Lei was still eating the food, he handed Li Yao a game CD.
Before Li Yao could speak, Yan'er shouted loudly: "You bought it, I'll play first!" Li Yao, you can give it to me again!"
Li Yao pursed her lips: "He was originally for you." ”
"Really? I'll take it. Yan'er snatched the disc.
"No matter which of you take it, I didn't come to eat it for nothing anyway, I sent something. Zhang Lei's mouth was stuffed with food and he muttered vaguely.
"Alas......" Li Yao sighed as she pushed the large pile of gifts with her hand.
Although it is a birthday gift, some of them are indeed worth a lot, but except for Lu Qing's silk scarf and black bean Xiang Lian, few of them can come in handy.
"Wait a minute, what is this?" Li Yao dug out a box from a large pile of gifts, and he looked at the words on it and read it out: "Brain platinum? God, no, won't it...... Who gave this kind of thing, am I that old? I really don't even have the strength to be angry. ”
"Brain platinum?"
"Really, who sent it?"
"Hahahaha...... Li Yao, do you need to prevent aging too? No, I'm going to die of laughter,"
Everyone immediately burst into laughter.
"I put it there......" Jin Ying didn't understand what everyone was laughing at.
"It's you...... Oh my God. The laughter in the room stopped instantly, and then burst into even more laughter.
Ji Ao held the box of brain platinum in front of Jin Ying, and asked breathlessly, "You bought it...... Hahaha...... It's a golden firefly, hahaha...... I'm dying of laughter, how did you come up with the idea of sending this?"
"I saw a TV commercial where humans are buying this, and it says that if you give a gift, you will give brain platinum!" Jin Ying still didn't understand why others were laughing.
"It seems that human advertising is really made for people like you, as long as you advertise what everyone buys, you must follow the trend and buy it. Ji Ao couldn't help but smile and patted Jin Hotaru on the shoulder.
But Jin Ying felt that this was complimenting him, and he thought to himself, doesn't this mean that he is more like a human?
Li Yao looked at Jin Ying, who was embarrassed, and snatched the box back from Ji Ao's hand: "Give it back to me, this is what Jin Ying gave me." ”
"Hey, what are you doing with it?"
"I eat. ”
"That's for the old man and the old lady. ”
"I'll eat it when I'm an old woman. ”
"It would have stinked by then. ”
"Can you handle it?" Li Yao saw that Jin Ying's face began to smile, and she hugged the box and placed it in the cabinet carefully.
She smiled and said to Jin Ying, "Thank you, I like your gift very much." ”
"It's good if you like it, Lu Qing won't tell me, what gift should I buy, this is the first time I give a gift, so I thought about it for most of the night, I originally wanted to send you a kitchen knife may be better, you can use it for cutting vegetables, and then I saw an advertisement saying that brain platinum is good for the body, I bought it for you to replenish your body. ”
"Goo!" Ji Ao listened, opened his arms, faced the ceiling, and fell to the ground.
When Li Yao's birthday banquet was halfway through, Yan'er, Zhang Lei and Ji Ao started a routine battle for the last piece of fried meat, and Li Yao began to show a good image of "I am a cultured housewife" in front of Lu Qing and Black Bean, and gently stopped them.
But when the battle developed rapidly to the point that the gift she had received was also suffered, she couldn't hold back any longer, yelled, rolled up her sleeves, ran back to the kitchen with a puff of smoke, grabbed the pan with her left hand, picked up the pot with her right hand, and smashed it at Ji Ao and them.
Lu Qing and Black Bean cleverly dodged into the bedroom and closed the door, watching the battle through the crack in the door.
Jin Ying still sat upright at the table, eating his share of food slowly.
Suddenly a pot of soup fell on his head, he wiped the soup flowing to his face, and continued to eat the vegetables, whether it was splashing boiling water, the flames of the flames, or the sharp claws grabbing, or smashing the plates, he was as steady as a rock, without blinking his eyes, without squinting, quietly eating the food in his bowl.
"Senior Zou is really profound, and Mount Tai collapsed in front of him and his color remained unchanged. Black Bean admired it with infinite adoration.
Jin Ying finished eating, got up from the burning sofa, calmly took her clothes and took a bath, and when she saw that it was almost seven o'clock in the evening, she asked Yan'er: "Yan'er, I'm going out, are you going?"
"No, I'll wait until I win. ”
"Oh, Luqing, Black Bean, I'll drop you off by now, shall I?"
"Good. ”
"Thank you, Senior Zou. ”
Lu Qing and Black Bean carefully skirted the battlefield and moved towards the door.
Li Yao saw Jin Ying and Lu Qing walking side by side towards the door and leaving, she bit her lip, but she immediately turned around, picked up a plate and continued to throw it at Ji Ao and Zhang Lei.
At 7:30 p.m., the orange Elantra taxi stopped downstairs at He Jiang's house.
"You're late. He Jiang stood on the side of the road, stretched out his watch to Jin Ying and pointed at it.
"I just went to see off a friend. ”
"Male or female?"
"A woman, a cat. ”
“…… Heavy color and light friends!"
As the taxi drove to the city center, the crowd around the downtown area became more and more crowded, and three men on the side of the road reached out to stop them.
"Drive over, maybe it's them!" He Jiang's words were full of excitement.
Jin Hotaru drove over and watched the three men get into the car.
As he drove to the suburbs according to the address reported by the guest, he couldn't help but look back at the lights of the thousands of homes behind him, and as time went by, he was now more and more accustomed to such an ordinary and quiet human life. Maybe if he goes on like this, he'll become more and more like a human.
"Don't move, we've got guns, get the money out!" shouted the guest behind him.
Jin Hotaru calmly looked back at them......
He really got more and more used to the plain, quiet, day-to-day life of human beings......