685, Candy Er punches Sima Tianya (3/3)
Everyone leaned over and saw a lot of villains carved on the trunk, each of them made various postures, some raised their fists, some kicked their legs, and some took a horse step, this, this, this is clearly a martial arts cheats!
Xiao Jin listened to everyone's discussions, very embarrassed, this is engraved by him, his biggest dream is to become a hero who can do martial arts.
Candy asked him who this little man was, and if he was practicing kung fu.
Xiao Jin said that this person is quite powerful, called Sima Tianya, who can use a sword, a knife, and fly, and knock down a mountain with one fist.
When you hear it, you're like, wow, that's pretty impressive, it's amazing.
Candy smacked her tongue: "Wow - is this still human?"
Qiqi said that it is definitely not a person, and a person cannot defeat a mountain.
The little peacock whispered that it might be a little fairy.
Xiao Grape said that Sima Tianya is a man, not a little fairy, but a big demon king.
Candy blurted out: "Xiaoshuang is not so powerful." ”
instantly realized that he had said something he shouldn't have said, secretly observed Xiaoshuang, and relieved himself when he saw that Xiaoshuang didn't pay attention.
Candy Candy continued: "Sima Tianya is it?
pointed to Xiaojin's sweaty BMW doll, which has a horse character in its name, who will believe it if it doesn't matter.
Xiao Jin hurriedly waved his hand and said that Sima Tianya was a hero, not this horse. In order to confirm the truth of what he said, he kicked the sweaty BMW to the ground, and the sweaty BMW immediately rolled on the ground.
Candy pounced on the sweaty BMW and shouted that it was lonely to stab you with nine swords, strangled the horse's neck, and almost strangled it to death without the slightest resistance, so she believed Xiao Jin's words, clapped her little hands, stood up and said, "I tried, Sima Tianya is not it." ”
So the question is, since the sweat and blood BMW is not Sima Tianya, then who is Sima Tianya?
"Is that you?" Candy asked Xiao Jin, Xiao Jin quickly shook his head, he didn't dare to pretend to be a hero, he was just Sima Tianya's brainless fan.
Qiqi looked left and right around the coconut tree, it seemed that he wanted to learn the above kung fu, Xiao Jin was worried that the family heirloom would be learned, so he hurriedly hugged the trunk of the tree and blocked Qiqi's gaze.
Kiki pouted, a little disdainful. He and Kim have been at odds, and there was a brief reconciliation during the yo-yo race, but after the game, the two still fell into a mode of comparing each other.
Li Dian said that he knew kung fu because his father knew kung fu and passed it on to him.
Everyone immediately gathered around him and chattered, very strange, eh, there are really people in the world who can do kung fu?
Li Dian hurriedly waved his hand and said that he couldn't knock down a mountain, but he could knock down a small grass on the mountain, and he could defeat Shig Hulang and Komatsu Xu.
Candy asks him curiously if his father can knock down a mountain.
Li Dian felt that his father was also choking enough, and Candy instantly lost interest, and he couldn't knock down a mountain?
She stood on the lawn, stretched her little arms and legs in the warm sunshine, and said seriously: "I know kung fu!" Ha, hum ~ ha~ hum ~ ha ~ left split palm, right split palm, unicorn fairy, great strength, mantis mantis kung fu is good ~ insect kung fu dance, it's fun ~ hum ~ ha ~ defeat the pig worm!"
She used this set of kung fu dance to defeat the little boy in black, and today she is going to defeat Sima Tianya.
"Sima, Ma~ Where are you, you are rough! Look at the little fairy who doesn't beat you to cry - you are rough ~ Sunflower point acumen ~ heha!"
Seeing this, Xiao Jin became addicted to kung fu, and then stretched his little arms and legs, hehehaha.
As soon as Candy Candy saw that someone dared to wield a knife and a gun in front of her, she immediately asked Xiao Jin: "Are you Sima Tianya? I will defeat you!"
Immediately, a finger was placed in Xiao Jin's squeaky nest and said, "Sima Tianya, do you want to laugh? Don't you want to laugh? Then you laugh now, laugh a little, ha." ”
Xiao Jin obediently snorted, Candy Candy felt that her work had achieved results, a little satisfied, stopped the crazy demon dance, glanced at Xiao Shuang, who was staring at her closely, put away her horse steps, put her little hands close together, and began to become ladylike. But the curiosity about Sima Tianya in his heart still did not go down, and he asked Xiaojin Since Sima Tianya is so powerful, then, the question is, can he cook? Can he cook braised pork?
Li Dian said that he liked to eat braised pork, and the little peacock shook his head to say that she didn't like it, and she still preferred to eat vegetables.
Xiao Jin thought about it and said that Sima Tianya is a hero, and heroes don't cook by themselves.
When Candy heard this, he instantly disdained: "What kind of hero is that, in the future, he will have his own baby, he won't take care of the baby, he won't cook for her, and he doesn't have braised pork, hmph, or my mother is more powerful, she can make braised pork, she can do anything!"
When Xiao Grape heard this, she felt that her mother was also better than Sima Tianya, as well as Qiqi's mother, Li Dan's mother, and only Little Peacock's mother couldn't make braised pork.
When Xiao Jin heard this, he instantly wanted to cry, the hero in his mind, the hero who saved the world, the invincible hero in the world, his spiritual belief in the past six years, a trance, was defeated by the mother of so many children, so he asked what kind of fat thing this is? ?
Xiao Jin didn't cry in the end, because he started to eat lunch, he ate buffet in the yard, and he was assigned a task by his mother to organize his friends to eat, take care of them, and do the friendship of the landlord.
After Xiao Jin arranged for the children to sit down, he said seriously: "These are all prepared by my mother, and she is also very powerful, better than Sima Tianya." ”
Even Xiaojin abandoned Sima Tianya, which one is Sima Tianya?
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Everyone stayed at Xiao Jin's house until more than 3 o'clock in the afternoon, in addition to coming to Xiao Jin's house as a guest today, there is also an important thing, that is, to say goodbye to the little peacock, she will go to her grandmother's house with her mother early tomorrow morning, and go to Siberia. The little girl is full of anticipation for going to her grandmother's house, she has not seen her grandparents since she was born, only in the video.
Her grandparents are different from others, they are pure foreigners, tall and big, and her grandmother's waist is several times bigger than hers. Grandpa is even more special, with a full beard and almost no face. I heard from my mother that my grandfather would shave off her beard and come to see her, for fear of frightening the baby. But grandma's waist can't be thinner, so I came to see her, because my grandmother's house is very cold, and she has to gain weight to warm up, and grandma made her waist fat because she was afraid of the cold.
The little peacock was a little worried, when she came back, would her waist become bigger? She was so small, her waist was so big, what could she do, she couldn't dance the swan dance.
When Candy heard this, she also had such worries, she had to eat so many delicious foods during the New Year, and her waist might also become super big and become a ball. Thinking of this, she warmly invited the little peacock to shake the hula hoop together when the time came, and shook it thinly, and touched Chu Mei's thin waist with a smile, well, it was as thin as this.