Chapter 14: Troll Maple Goes Online (Part II)
"What is this guy going to do? Could it be that he is instigated by us and is ready to come forward?!"
"Courage is commendable, but why do I have a bad premonition? I shouldn't be splashed with blood across a screen, right?"
"Calm down, big brother, as a veteran veteran player, according to my assessment, that shrew's combat value has broken through the sky, and it can completely kill you in seconds!"
"I'm afraid of a bird, don't be cowardly, just do it! Brother, I support you, and I will definitely work hard to wave the flag and shout for you!"
"Hey, hey, I see that a tragedy has begun, this brother, please start your show!"
Noticing Jiang Feng's abnormal behavior, the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly became agitated, some dissuaded, some applauded, and some yin and yang weird sneering, everyone has any opinions, but there is one point, their views are very consistent and clear, that is, Jiang Feng is completely looking for abuse, and it is impossible to be the opponent of the shrew.
Before and after noticing that Jiang Feng was really going to play, everyone in the live broadcast room suddenly became excited, just waiting to watch the show, and even the audience who was still advising Jiang Feng not to be impulsive before also changed their tone, and they instigated vigorously, without any position at all.
"These guys ......" Looking at the barrage floating on the mobile phone screen, Jiang Feng couldn't help but be a little speechless, directly ignored it, and entered the scene of the dispute in front of the car, first helped the old man who was not very steady, and then shouted coldly: "I said that this eldest sister has to be forgiving and forgiving, grabbing seats, kicking other people's things, and scolding non-stop, really when others are soft persimmons, you can knead them?"
The middle-aged obese woman was stunned at first, but she didn't expect someone to dare to intervene to help, and then she reacted and couldn't help but be furious, opened her mouth and scolded angrily: "Dead father and mother's ** cub, you dare to take care of the old lady's affairs? I think you are impatient!"
"Thank you little brother for speaking up, but as you can see, there is no reason to talk to this lady, so you better go back and sit. Seeing that the young man in front of him was standing up for himself, the elegant old man was very grateful, and opened his mouth to dissuade him, not wanting Jiang Feng to wade into troubled waters.
"Uncle, you're right, with such a scum of society, there really is no reason to talk about it, you can only spray!" Jiang Feng pulled the old man behind him and faced the middle-aged obese woman who jumped to her feet and scolded angrily.
When the words fell, Jiang Feng had a cold face, raised his hand and pointed at the middle-aged obese woman, and said, "But uncle, you have something wrong, I think the one in front of me is more archaeological!"
"Look at this look, it's simply an imperfectly evolved lifeform, a genetically mutated alien, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, an abandoned baby of the Snowman of Our Lady's Peak, a murderer with a clogged septic tank, a shame for the Eskimos, a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, in every way, I have never seen a person with such archaeological value!"
"This big sister, what are you shouting? Shouting, why do you bury your face in your ass?Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was your face, so where did your ass go?!"
"I said let's stop talking about evolution anymore, okay? Actually, I was embarrassed to say something just now, saying that you look like a human is really a little difficult for you!"
"AM I SCOLDING? NONO, I NEVER SCOLD, I'M NOT SCOLDING!"
"This eldest sister is not justified if she is not loud, I advise you not to speak, because as soon as you speak, you will expose your IQ and quality, and I'm sorry, I can't understand the language of animals. ”
"Don't talk about my phone, just shoot you, what's wrong? You should thank me, you know, I've turned up the camera resolution of my phone as much as possible, but your face is too abstract!"
"Forget it, I won't hit you anymore, after all, you have the courage to go shopping with your appearance and face, but you must be careful, don't go to the zoo, otherwise it will be easy to cause misunderstanding, and you will be caught directly!"
Jiang Feng glared angrily, his face was full of disdain and contempt, and there was a kind of momentum of 'horizontal eyebrows coldly pointed at a thousand people, bowing his head and being willing to be a son of a cow', a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye, and it was a spray on the extremely pungent middle-aged obese woman.
At this time, Jiang Feng's rookie skills that he had extracted before played a key role in wrapping his tongue, his tongue was extremely flexible, and with his superhuman speed of speech, he suppressed the middle-aged obese woman's scolding like a machine gun, and his face turned red and his whole body trembled.
"It's so cool!" Jiang Feng only felt refreshed, and he felt like Bao Longxing, the seven-grade sesame official in the movie played by Stephen Chow, although it was certainly not as exaggerated as Bao Longxing in the movie who scolded the bent stick, scolded the dead and scolded, and exploded the river fish, but it also made the middle-aged fat woman angry and half dead.
The best thing is that Jiang Feng's spray is quite technical, and it doesn't have a dirty word at all.
The carload of people were stunned, and all the passengers looked at Jiang Feng blankly, but they didn't expect this young man to be so amazing, and the driver who was driving was also a little stunned, and he didn't pay attention to the red light at the intersection, but fortunately it didn't cause any traffic accidents.
The audience in Jiang Feng's live broadcast room was also stunned, and in addition to admiration or admiration, they forgot to type and send barrage for a while.
After reacting, a carload of people suddenly burst into laughter, and some people couldn't help but applaud Jiang Feng.
In fact, from the very beginning, everyone in the car was very unhappy when they saw the middle-aged obese woman who was playful, but they were worried about provoking a commotion, and they all chose to be silent, not wanting to cause trouble, but now seeing that someone stepped forward and strongly suppressed the middle-aged obese woman, everyone suddenly stood on the side of Jiang Feng and the old man.
In Jiang Feng's live broadcast room, the barrage exploded in an instant, and the screen was full of cheers, and the audience's popularity in the live broadcast room also showed an explosive growth, soaring, and soon broke through the 10,000 mark.
"Mission goal achieved!" Jiang Feng was very happy, but at this time, he didn't have time to celebrate, because in the laughter of everyone, the middle-aged fat woman was annoyed and angry, rushed forward to tear Jiang Feng, and tried to knock off the mobile phone that Jiang Feng was shooting.
"Smack!"
But it wasn't Jiang Feng who slapped the middle-aged obese woman, but he slapped the middle-aged obese woman's outstretched arm off.
Although Jiang Feng is very macho and has never disdained to beat women, he is not a pedantic fool, so he naturally will not stand in place and let the other party tear it wantonly, let alone tolerate the other party damaging his precious mobile phone.