193, the mountain monkey is the reddest in my belly

Tang Tian is the second oldest in the three generations of the old Tang family, second only to Tang Jin, but he got married early, and now his sons are eight years old, and the other Tang family junior characters, there are several singles, uh, to be precise, Tang Jin is talking about friends, and the others are sticks for both men and women.

Tang Tian is a high school math teacher, and his wife, Zhang Yifen, is also a teacher, a math teacher in junior high school. The two were together when they were studying as teachers, and they have come all the way to today, and they are each other's first love, which is very rare.

On this day, Zhang Yifen was cooking in the kitchen, Tang Yu was doing homework, and Tang Tian was playing a game of eating chicken on the side.

He's a fan of the game, and he's pretty good, and he's always lamented that if he were a professional player, he would be a great person.

It's hard to tell whether this is true or false, but among the friends around him, he is indeed the most powerful, Tang Shuang, Tang Huohuo, Tang Xin and others don't play with him, because they have no chance of winning at all, they are abused again and again, and they are boring.

Tang Yu had no intention of doing his homework, and from time to time he secretly glanced at his father's game, shouting non-stop:

"There's someone on the mountain!", "Someone in the room is careful", "One hit three is good", "You're going to be poisoned", "Why is your teammate a woman......

Tang Tian put down the game: "What are you yelling about, concentrate on your homework!"

Tang Yu's hands were itchy and peeling, so he begged him to play a game, and he would do his homework after a game.

Tang Tian: "Your mother specifically explained that you are not allowed to play games. ”

Tang Yu: "Then how can you play, have you prepared for class?"

Tang Tian said angrily: "I am your son, and I am the master of the family." ”

Tang Yu was able to bend and stretch, and pleaded again, Tang Tian shook his head firmly.

Tang Yu said angrily: "You are still in charge of the family, you obviously listen to women in everything, and you have no personality at all! ”

Tang Tian was not angry at all, and said: "So he doesn't have a girlfriend, and I, you're so old." ”

Tang Yu: "Dad, I support you to play professionally, your level is too good, I can't beat you ten." ”

Speaking of this, Tang Tian was very happy, but he still didn't allow Tang Yu to play the game.

Tang Yu said angrily: "Tomorrow is the weekend, there are two days, I will definitely be able to finish my homework, why do I have to do it tonight, I don't want to do my homework now, I just want to play." ”

Tang Tian: "Don't come with me, you don't want to do your homework at any time." ”

After saying that, Tang Tian turned off the game and completely cut off the kid's delusions.

After dinner, Tang Yu wanted to play games again.

Tang Tian hasn't spoken yet, Zhang Yifen has already said, no. To prevent him from rebounding, watch TV.

Tang Yu didn't want to watch TV, he just wanted to play chicken, and if he wasn't allowed to play, he got angry, quarreled with Zhang Yifen, and finally threatened to run away from home.

This kid did what he said, and he really slammed the door and left.

Tang Tian and Zhang Yifen sat firmly like a mountain, Tang Tian was still praising Zhang Yifen's delicious braised pork tonight, Zhang Yifen smiled and said that she had asked her colleagues for advice for a long time.

is accustomed to this plot of Tang Yu running away from home, and whoever comes can be as stable as iron.

Tang Yu threatened to run away from home at every turn, but every time he came back by himself after a while, the excuse was either that it was windy today, or it was raining today, or that there was no moon and it was too dark today, or that there was smog today......

When I came back, I was in a good mood, just like no one else. This child's ability to adjust his mentality is very good, and with this optimistic character, he will be a trouble-free person in the future.

Sure enough, after a while, Tang Yu, who was going out with a complaint, came back happily, and shouted when he entered the door: "Mom and Dad, my uncle is here! I will run away from home tomorrow, and I can't be rude to accompany my uncle today." ”

As soon as his words fell, a milky voice sounded: "Little monkey, little monkey, why is your ass the reddest, can you show me?"

Tang Shuang came in with candy.

Tang Yu was eight years old, and he knew shame, and when he heard Candy'er's words, he didn't dare to answer at all, so he didn't hear it.

Tang Yu complained to Tang Shuang in front of his father and fuck: "Uncle, Xiao Yu's life is so hard. ”

Tang Shuang didn't expect to encounter a grievance when she entered the door, Candy Er curiously broke away from Zhang Yifen's arms and asked, "Little monkey, what's wrong with you, someone bullied you, little aunt helped you beat him!"

Candy'er's seniority is too high, Tang Yu doesn't dare to provoke her at all, even if his seniority is not high, he can't play this little ancestor.

She is so skinny, but she can please the likes of the more than a dozen people in the old Tang family, which is not something that ordinary people can do!

Tang Yu especially wants this skill, he doesn't want everyone to like it, he just wants to be coquettish and thank God if he can conquer Tang Tian and Zhang Yifen.

Tang Yu saw Tang Tang's children's shoes, his heart was even more bitter, and he thanked him hard: "Thank you, auntie, you are still too young, Uncle Xiao can help in this matter, uncle, you have to be the master of Xiao Yu, I can't live this day." ”

Tang Tian was furious, this kid dared to take the opportunity to spill.

Tang Yu instantly hid behind Tang Shuang, and when Candy saw that her little monkey was about to be beaten, she also opened her little hands to protect Tang Yu, staring at Tang Tian with a small face.

Zhang Yifen took away the candy funny, this doll is so cute, "Don't worry, they will scare the little monkey, go, sister-in-law will take you to eat delicious." ”

A delicious sentence bought the candy, as long as the little monkey is not killed, it is not a matter.

Tang Yu lamented: "Uncle Xiaoshuang, look at me, I am in elementary school now, the teacher is my aunt, when I go to junior high school, it is my mother who takes care of me, when I go to high school, it is my father who cares about me, woo woo, it's too miserable." ”

Tang Shuang thought about it, it seemed to be a little miserable, this kind of monkey was controlled, he tasted it, and said in the well: "Don't cry first, if you are admitted to Guangdong University in the future, it will be your third uncle who will take care of you." ”

Tang Yu heard this and collapsed on the ground.

For a person with a monkey personality like him, being controlled all day long is no different from taking his life. It's like a wild monkey being locked in a cage, even if it is delicious to eat and drink, its hair is yellow, listless, and sluggish.

After all, Tang Yu is Tang Shuang's fan brother, and he can't see death without help, so he has to act like a good person, and he doesn't care if he dies or leaves.

So he euphemistically said that he couldn't be too strict with children, and the eight-year-old boy had reached the rebellious period.

Tang Tian also complained, this kid went crazy during the summer vacation, he didn't do his homework during the summer vacation, and he took the fifth from the bottom of the class in the opening exam, and what made him angry the most was that he failed the math test, which was unbearable!

Speaking of exams, Tang Shuang mentioned that Candy Er scored 98 points in her homework yesterday, and she was a little embarrassed, saying that he taught it by hand last night.

Tang Tian hurriedly congratulated and praised Candy Er for being smart and clever since he was a child, and the villain was amazing.

Tang Yu listened to it, his heart was a little cold, and he didn't agree very much! That little aunt of his was a little devil, and he didn't know her grades? She often failed, hmph, his father was partial to children, and his mother wanted to take away the candy and not want him, no, he couldn't see anyone now.

Tang Yu was full of thoughts, but Tang Shuang was pleading slightly for Tang Yu.

"Brother Tian, you are a people's teacher, you are better at teaching and educating people, but I see Xiao Yu's eyes are dim and his spirit is not good, this is not a good sign, I think it, remember to be calm when you get results, just treat it as the results of the students in your class, control yourself, control the power of the wilderness in your body, the widest in the world is the ocean, wider than the ocean is the sky, wider than the sky is the scope of the exam, wider than the scope of the exam is the mind of the results......"

Or my uncle is good to me, Tang Yu: "Dad, look at what my uncle Xiaoshuang said, celebrities who publish books and make movies are different, should we listen to it and study hard, it's still too late to adjust the wrong places." ”

……

Tang Shuang said what he meant, Tang Yu was overjoyed, making a movie? It's so fun, he must fight for it if he wants to go.

Tang Tian is not at ease, is this bear child okay.

Tang Shuang didn't dare to pack tickets, she just said to try it, just two days on the weekend, a very simple story, and she didn't even need lines.

Tang Yu saw that his father hesitated, the opportunity was once in a lifetime, and he had to fight for it: "Dad, let me go, give me a chance, maybe our family can produce a big star, I think I'm not suitable for studying, suitable for filming, follow my uncle, yes, I come into contact with celebrities every day, uncle, take me to see Zhang Fei next time, my roots are so good, maybe he appreciates me and accepts me as an apprentice." ”

You think too much, let's win the role of Tang Xiaomi first.

Tang Yu pleaded again, this time he started with Tang Tian's hobbies, Tang Tian likes to play e-sports, if he had this opportunity, he would definitely be able to get his wish, become a professional player, and realize his childhood dream. And now there is an opportunity in front of his son, if he does not cherish it, he will regret it for 10,000 years and repeat the mistake of being a father.

Is it to fulfill a dream, or to puncture it with your own hands?

Such a simple question still needs to be thought about? You don't have to think about it to know how to choose.

Tang Tian's brain is super easy to use, so he finally agreed, and seeing Tang Yu's monkey out of the cage, he asked uncomfortably that the homework must be completed.

Tang Yu patted his chest and promised that if he didn't finish his homework, he wouldn't be human!

Tang Shuang gasped, isn't he a human being? Dare to swear with this, it's very fierce, are all children so able to let go now, if it were him, he would definitely not dare.