Chapter 49: Laxatives
"Poof!"
An earth-shattering fart suddenly rang out in the room.
Then, a disgusting stench filled the room.
Lin Qingcheng was stunned, his big black eyes were full of shock, Su Wu, he actually farted in front of a little fairy like her?
"Poof, bang!"
A series of cannons directly stunned Lin Tingcheng.
"Su Wu, your uncle, you won't be ready to pull your pants in order to refuse me, right?"
Lin Qingcheng was annoyed and angry, staring at Su Wu and roaring.
For the sake of Su Wu, she Lin Chengcheng let it out this time, but she didn't expect that Su Wu would be even more ruthless, and she would directly use stinky farts to level him.
"Poof, bang, bang!!"
Several more serial guns.
Su Wu was almost crazy, holding his stomach, looking at Lin Tingcheng with a painful face and asking, "You old lady of a ruined family, what kind of medicine did you give me? Where is the toilet?"
"What medicine? This, isn't this your ...... Wait, did my dad misunderstand?" When Lin Tingcheng heard this, the big eyes of the dried apricots suddenly stared, and a look of embarrassment appeared on his face, and he hurriedly pointed to the bathroom in his boudoir and smiled: "In there, I'll go out first!"
"Your uncle!"
Su Wu scolded, covered his stomach and rushed into the toilet.
"Bang bang!"
Several air cannons exploded again, and Lin Qingcheng, who was walking downstairs, was numb in his scalp.
"What's going on upstairs?"
Lin Tiancheng, who was sitting in the living room reading a book, looked up at Lin Tiancheng, who was walking downstairs with a strange face, and asked with some curiosity.
"Dad, you tell me honestly, what kind of medicine did you give me when I was in the Jiang family?" Lin Qingcheng gritted his silver teeth and stared at Lin Tiancheng viciously and asked.
"Laxatives, aren't you constipated?"
Lin Tiancheng stared, looked at Lin Tiancheng a little blankly and asked.
"What? laxatives, you, you've killed me!"
Lin Chengcheng picked up the pillow and smashed it towards Lin Tiancheng's head.
"Oh, I'm going, you don't want the kind of food for Su Shao, right?" Lin Tiancheng came back to his senses, and hurriedly said anxiously: "You wait, I'll get it for you now!"
"You go, I don't want to see you again!" Lin Qingcheng covered his face, embarrassed and eager to find a crack in the ground to get into!
"Bang Bang ......"
Upstairs, several more air cannons exploded, accompanied by a suffocating smell slowly filling the air.
"I'll go, you give Su Shao that laxative?" Lin Tiancheng grinned, looked at Lin Tingcheng with a shocked face and asked, that is the increased version he asked the doctor for to treat constipation for many years! Every time he didn't dare to take more.
"Isn't it all at once?" Lin Qingcheng asked with some concern as he stared at his big watery eyes.
"I'm going! I'm afraid something is going to happen this time! Hurry up! That thing is so fierce! If you release it all at once, the elephant will have to diarrhea for three days!"
Lin Tiancheng was like a thief, and after speaking, he got up and slipped out.
Just kidding, if you offend an immortal, can the consequences be good?
"Shhh
Lin Qingcheng gasped, got up and left the room with Li Tiancheng.
"Lin Qingcheng, your uncle's !!!"
The miserable, mournful screams were heard far and wide in the villa.
Three hours later, Su Wu's legs were as weak as noodles, and his face was pale and he walked out of Lin Qingcheng's room.
"Su, Su Shao, what's wrong with you?"
The subordinate looked at Su Wu's weak appearance and asked with some curiosity.
"Women are terrible, women are terrible. Su Wu said with a pale face.
"Miss is usually not bad, what the hell is going on?" asked the servant, a little puzzled.
After resting in his villa for a night, Su Wu was relieved, and went to school after breakfast, only to find that what the teacher taught was too simple, and he glanced at the book and was ready to get up and leave.
Mu Xiaoxue saw it and hurriedly rushed towards Su Wu.
"Oh, what do you want to do?"
Su Wu, who was a little nervous by Lin Qingcheng, saw that a beautiful girl like Mu Xiaoxue actually took the initiative to walk towards him, and his face suddenly changed greatly, as if he was facing a great enemy, staring at Mu Xiaoxue and asking nervously.
"Su Wu, you, what's wrong with you?" Mu Xiaoxue stared at Su Wu with big watery eyes, looking at Su Wu with some curiosity.
"No, it's okay, what's the matter with you?"
Su Wu asked unnaturally, and also felt that his behavior was a little excessive, and his face looked a little better.
"Today is the day you compete with He Shaocong, you won't skip class, right?"
Mu Xiaoxue looked at Su Wu and asked in a low voice, although she is the class leader, but the children of high school students are in the rebellious stage, and she is really not good at managing too much, so she can only kindly remind Su Wu, after all, once Su Wu skips class again today, it means that he will lose in this bet!
"Shout, Su Shao, won't you be going to skip class again today, right?"
He Shaocong carried a brand-name schoolbag bought from the island country, stared at Su Wu with a relaxed face and smiled.
Originally, Su Wu's previous actions when he solved the problem really made He Shaocong feel a little pressure, but who knows, in the next class, Su Wu didn't even come to see it, which made him happy, as long as Su Wu lost, he would be able to win back a city in front of Mu Xiaoxue, and in the elite class in the future, he would still be a respected deputy squad leader.
"After humiliating you, I'll skip class again. ”
Su Wu stared at He Shaocong with an arrogant expression and sneered.
"Hmph! We're comparing exams, not talking about it, I'll see how good you are later!"
He Shaocong snorted coldly, threw the schoolbag on his seat, stared at Su Wu coldly, and scolded.
"Yes, Su Wu, you haven't been here for the past few days, I'm afraid you don't even know what to test, right?"
"Haha, I made notes, do you want to lend you my notes?"
"What's the use of looking at it now?"
"What do you know, as the saying goes, the grinding gun is not lit and the light is there?
"Haha......"
Several of He Shaocong's younger brothers burst out laughing.
"Everyone laughs like a fool, a few of you go together, as long as one person's test score is higher than my Su Wu, this bet will be considered as my Su Wu loses!"
Su Wu stared at He Shaocong and the others with an arrogant snort.
"Su Wu, what you say counts?"
He Shaocong's doglegs stared at Su Wu and asked coldly.
Being able to enter the elite class has nothing to do with whether the family has money or not, it depends on their efforts, it is no exaggeration to say that anyone who can enter the elite class is a scholar and has their own arrogance, Su Wu's words are too arrogant.