Section 18 "Do Not Disturb If You Are Sincere" in the Northern Song Dynasty
"Distinguished guests, hello everyone, welcome to Guiqing Lou in your busy schedule, the Dragon Gang Master himself is grateful, but because he has to accompany the distinguished guest Zhu Mengzhu who came from afar from the capital, he will take the first step, and the full authority is Ziyue, which is me and Long Fei's main and secondary situation. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info "I was generous and talked eloquently, and Long Fei smiled silly on the side.
Sweeping his eyes down, he saw that some people were obviously unhappy, and they still pretended to clap and applaud on the surface, but most people still applauded from the bottom of their hearts, and the applause was thunderous for a while.
"The program will be interspersed with widely advertised content, the cost is only 50 taels of silver, and I hope that the prescient businessmen will pay the money. The words landed, and it really worked, and for a while, people who couldn't get through it surrounded them to pay the money. The old bustard happily collected the money on the side, smiled with his eyebrows open, and kept throwing flattering glances at visitors.
"There is also the first link that requires a few guests to sign up for the stage, look around, please come forward to register. "There are very few people who sign up, they are afraid and hesitant. More of them seem to have a wait-and-see meaning, it seems that the ancients were more shy and afraid to show their heads.
"Oh, what if there are not a few people signing up, this show can't go on?" Xiaofei said anxiously. "Is it that the ancient people were too reserved and unwilling to marry a Qinglou woman. This is the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker, which is diametrically opposed to our modern society. Like modern society, which is free and open, unmarried cohabitation, unmarried pregnancies abound. It's not that there is a slip of the tongue, the man wants to be tall, the woman wants to be thin, and the dog wears clothes and shows the flesh. Chickens crow in the morning in the countryside, and chickens crow in the city at night. In the past, I left my first child to my husband, but now I leave my first child to my husband. It is estimated that the ancients would be angry to death when they traveled to modern times. The ancients were really hard, they were too constrained, and they were really a group of bitter ancient people. He said to Ai Ai.
"So you don't understand, you don't perish in silence, you explode in dullness. The extremes of things must be reversed, and they are full of food and thoughts**. In fact, most of the love poems of this ancient literati are based on the elegant feelings of encountering the Qinglou woman Qin Lou Chu Pavilion. Especially the famous passages that have been passed down through the ages by the literati of the Tang and Song dynasties are even more in the crisp breasts and fragrant arms of glamorous prostitutes. They are really the Jin Dynasty Yulu as soon as they meet, but there are countless victories in the world, such as the great poet Bai Juyi married two Qinglou women as concubines, Su Dongpo, Qin Shaoyou, Li Bai, Yuan Zhen, Li Shangyin, Li Yu, Du Mu's generation, even the poor Du Fu has also visited brothels, or married, or concubines, and is also grandiose, without room for words, lingering. "I have it at my fingertips, effortlessly.
"Tang poems and Song lyrics in many popular sentences are related to prostitutes, the peach blossoms on the human face reflect each other, it is difficult to say goodbye when you meet, the east wind is powerless and a hundred flowers are left, once the sea is difficult to water, except for Wushan is not a cloud, dance low willow building heart moon, song peach blossom fan shadow wind. There are also well-known brand names, remembering Qin'e and Nian Nujiao. This Qin E and Nu Jiao are actually the names of prostitutes. There is also Su Dongpo's song that wants to compare West Lake to Xizi, and it is always appropriate to wear light makeup and heavy makeup. This Xizi is not Xi Shi, but refers to the prostitute who played in Su Dongpo. "I know poetry very well, and I speak it very easily. Xiao Fei couldn't stop nodding, "I see."
In fact, there are few celebrities in history who are not related to the Qinglou woman, so countless Qinglou came into being. It is not so much that they are uninhibited and have fun, but that they are romantic-seeking for love under the repression of feudal society. It is better to say that the cultural and artistic accomplishment of prostitutes in the Tang and Song dynasties is too high. Most of them have the same level of expertise as today's graduate students. Not only is he versatile, but he also dances and sings, recites poetry, and is familiar with social etiquette. It's definitely not an escort lady who eats with a face, Xiaomi. It is estimated that if they travel to modern society to compete in comprehensive talents, their strength is definitely better than that of popular actresses in the entertainment industry in modern society, to put it bluntly, they are either beautiful singers, beautiful dancers, or beautiful poets and beautiful writers. And dare to love and hate, full of personality. Who can not worry about such a woman?" I quoted from the scriptures and came to a conclusion.
"Yes, these people are really versatile!" Xiao Fei said with a sigh.
"For example, there is a legendary Qinglou girl, who happened to see a drunken soldier lying on the red pillar downstairs, and she was cute, so she hugged her into her bedroom, and the young man woke up and fell in love with her. The guy became the generalissimo Han Shizhong of the anti-Jin resistance, and this escort lady is Liang Hongyu, a fierce lady who has made many achievements. Chen Yuanyuan, who was crying and crying, and was angry at the crown, was also a Qinglou woman who could sing and dance, and was the champion of color and art. Su Dongpo loves concubines, and Wang Chaoyun, who dances lightly, is also from Qinglou, is very favored, and also gives birth to children for him. Donglin leader Qian Qianyi married the Qinglou laughing girl Liu,
The list goes on and on,
And not only high-ranking officials and nobles, but even the emperor is not spared! Zhao Ji, the merry son of heaven, Song Weizong, after meeting the famous prostitute Li Shishi, is the sister who helped Song Jiang Zhao'an intercede. After several years of hard work, this lady sitting on the stage finally turned into Concubine Li Ming. And the Tongzhi Emperor of the Qing Dynasty liked to go to the brothel for a private visit, and finally died of flower willow disease. "I said with a smile that if it weren't for the limited time, I could have said it for 3 days and 3 nights. Xiao Fei opened his eyes and listened to it with relish, fascinated.
"This is supposed to be love. As long as you meet the eyes, you will love to die and live, and you will get carried away. In the country of love, there is no disparity in status, dignity and humility, no age gap, and even no difference between men and women, only love at first sight, vigorous, life and death. It shouldn't be the reason you said, I know, it seems that the ancients were also shy and afraid of showing their heads. "It dawned on me.
"Dear guests, distinguished guests, please sign up enthusiastically, because there are too many people who sign up today, and there are not many places left, sign in this case, we solemnly decide to increase the qualifications for registration in the future, and limit the height and family property, so please seize the last opportunity to sign up quickly, and the later ones may have to be screened. Under normal circumstances, applicants are only qualified to take the stage once, so please cherish the opportunity and not miss it. "I said it in a hypocritical way, but it was the right medicine for the situation, and it worked immediately. For a while, everyone's impatient heart turned into action, and countless people came to sign up.
"Alright, everything is ready and all we need is the east wind," I said with relief. The girls to be selected came out of the back door in turn after hearing the music, and the guests who had signed up for the selection came to the stage from the front. ā
"Today we are going to find good people for the ten beauties on the stage, and the name of this episode of the show is "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb". This is a very popular show where we are, and the ratings are very high!
Someone below muttered, "What are ratings?" and a person actually asked, "Stupid, as the name suggests, is to receive the eyes to see." One person said disapprovingly.
"Let me talk about the rules of the show. This show is love at first sight. As long as you choose the beauty, the beauty also chooses you, tonight is your cave room candle night, the spring night is worth a thousand gold, I wish you good luck. I said triumphantly.
But before I could finish speaking, those who signed up were going to go out in a gray way, and the crowd was going to go out the door.
"It turns out that I spent money to buy an old and decrepit Qinglou woman to go home, what good thing can I say?"
"That's it, it's just for free, I'm still thinking about it," "I resolutely don't buy it, I won't do anything that costs money, see what they do?"
I hurriedly said, "This time, the bustard agreed, not only do you not need a one-time buyout fee, but also give you a free 10-day tour of Tokyo if you meet the requirements, plus many sponsors provide a variety of fruit soups, this time you can enjoy the beautiful scenery and delicious food, and return with a full load." ā
"Wow, is there a mistake, what is mysterious, and you didn't say it earlier?"
"I regret it to death, why didn't I sign up earlier, don't be in vain. ā
"I'm so angry, it's you who just got in my way and made me one step late. ā
"People are a little older, and they are much better than the yellow-faced woman in my family. "The crowd below is excited, boiling, and gossiping.
"It seems that throughout the ages, Chinese have loved to take advantage of small advantages. I thought to myself, "Everyone, don't be impatient, this is the beginning, our show will be held as scheduled, there will be a chance in the future if you don't have a name." The crowd quieted down a bit.
Xiao Fei talked about the rules and process of the show in general. After this, everyone already knows it.
"As we all know, working in Qinglou is not an easy task. They stay here all day long, and many of them may have received their attentive service. They can be described as conscientious, hard-working, greedy for darkness in the morning, living a life of black and white upside down, really exhausted, and after death, some of them left home at a young age, abducted and sold here, some of their families fell into the middle of the road, sold themselves here, and some were young and went astray. Now they are not in the same state as before, and they are in a precarious state. I also want to find a warm home, looking for an arm that can shelter them from the wind and rain, give them a home, a place that doesn't need to be big, a place that doesn't need to be gorgeous, so that they can also find their happiness, this matter depends on you, you, you!"
Xiaofei's music also hit the good to keep up, and sure enough, the sound effect is excellent.
"I can't catch love,
Always watch it slip away.
There are happy people everywhere in the world,
Why can't you count me in?
Love must be more and more wrong and courageous,
Love should affirm attachment,
Every single person has to see through,
If you want to love, don't be afraid of pain.
Find a favorite, a deep love, a love, a dear,
People come to say goodbye to singleness.
An amorous, infatuated, heartless, ruthless,
Men came to give me scars.
There are so many lonely people,
There are not many happy ones,
Don't love too much, miss it, leave it,
I'm single and sing love songs alone. ā
For a while, the applause was thunderous. Everyone also sighed and wept for their tragic background.
"Now we have 10 of our beauties on stage. "Fortunately, I'm a girl, and my handbag comes with makeup, false eyelashes, etc., this ancient powder is natural and pollution-free, but the overall effect is still more comprehensive than the modern one. Tidy up and dress up, it really has a new look, adds a lot of color, and is enchanting and moving. Reflecting the flying bridge railing in the building, the light and shade are connected, the red forehead embroidered curtain, the lights and candles are shining, and it is even more fluffy and brilliant.
Cheers, whistles, and shouts were heard endlessly, and every nerve and cell of everyone was completely mobilized to make a deafening sound.
Here is a jubilant scene, the old bustard in the Lihong Courtyard opposite is so angry that he blows his beard and glares, "There were so many people just now, why did they disappear all of a sudden, and there was not much left, did you seriously entertain the guests, did you serve those officials well?"
"Oh, we've all used our charm, but it's too lively over there, I don't know what kind of fame we are doing?" "Yes, just now those officials were still in my respect, and in the blink of an eye, there was no one in bed!"
"Forget it," the old bustard waved the red silk handkerchief in his hand, and said with annoyance, "I'll go and see what the hell is going on? So many people, surrounded by water, I don't know if I can squeeze in, I don't know what big-name singers Fenghualou invited, it won't be Chen Shishi, Zhao Xiangxiang, and Xu Dongdong who went to Fanlou in the capital to invite, but they are quite valuable, it's unlikely, right? Stay in the building, and don't let the rest of the guests run away!" Before the old bustard could go far, the girls all ran out to see the excitement, and they were like purple and red flowers, a desolate scenery of people going to the empty building.