Chapter 294: Ma Biaode's Duan Wang Ye (First Update)
When a comedy can make people happy at any time, then it's a classic.
A pure comedy is all about making people laugh, it doesn't require any deeper thinking, and it doesn't need to be silent after laughing.
Life discussions and the like are superfluous here.
To explore the author's central idea is even more nonsense.
"East Becomes West" is such a pure comedy.
……
"Little Er, get two sausages to eat!"
"Aren't you eating?
"I can't pack it!"
This is the scene of Ouyang Feng and Hong Qigong eating at a roadside stall after the field battle.
At that time, Ouyang Feng's mouth was swollen into two sausages because of the poison.
Of course, in fact, in this play, the field battle between Ouyang Feng and Hong Qigong is the most exciting part.
It's just that we haven't started filming yet.
The actor of Ouyang Feng is from the Lotus Film and Television Training Class, and he has already played Liu Weilong in Zhang Chongrun in the God of Gamblers.
Hong Qigong's actor is also a newcomer Zhang Fly from a film and television training class.
In addition to the two, there are several newcomers in this play.
And these are almost all protagonists.
This is also the first time that Chen Ange has used so many newcomers, and it can even be said that this is the first step in the film with the most protagonists.
Of course, whether the protagonist comes depends on the role, and the actor himself has to play.
Chen Ange provided this platform, whether they can be popular or not depends on whether they are willing to endure hardships.
The drama has not yet started filming, of course, in fact, everyone found that this scene is different from the previous one from the beginning.
Especially Chen Ange's expression was not so serious.
Even......
"Hey, why don't I think there are enough people, why don't we play together!"
Playing together?
The others looked at each other.
Is this preparing to play on your own?
In fact, the temporary roles have already been divided.
Zhang Donglai's Huang Yaoshi!
Chen Rouge's three princesses!
Liu Weilong's Ouyang Feng!
Zhang Fly's Hong Qigong!
Ma Biaode's Duan Wangye!
Wang Lingyin's Su Qiu!
Tian Shu's Zhou Botong!
Qin Nishang's imperial concubine!
Qi Lingling's national teacher!
Of course, this is the role that everyone got at the beginning, but it's just a role, and there are no lines or anything like that.
However, the people present actually know very well about "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", even Zhang Fly and Qi Lingling, who have just been selected from the training class.
Opportunities are not waiting for them, but they are prepared in advance and seized when they pass by.
For example, when selecting people in "East Becomes West" this time, they were selected from among those who are familiar with "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".
Of course, the next thing they will know is that in fact, it is useless to read and even memorize "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" by heart.
And among these characters, there is one less.
That is the one who was already invincible as soon as he came out of the mountain, but he was killed by the hidden weapon boots, Wang Chongyang, the first master of the Condor Archery.
And this role was actually specially reserved for Chen Ange.
In fact, every director has an addiction to drama.
Chen Ange used to be an actor after all, and he was also a first-line actor, but after coming here, he wrote, made movies, wrote songs and composed music, and even sang once or twice, but he never acted.
It's really hard to endure, after all, he actually likes acting very much.
That's why this time he left himself a role with few scenes to relieve his hunger.
"Wang Chongyang is me!"
Chen Ange introduced himself.
Others, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know what to say for a while.
Until Chen Ange came up with the script.
Everyone took a look at it, and their faces became more and more strange.
The traitorous concubine of Jinlun Kingdom had an affair with her cousin Ouyang Feng, so she attacked first and killed the king to take the jade seal, intending to occupy the country......
After reading the introduction, I was stunned.
This......
Is it "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"?
What the hell is this plot?
Speaking of the previous two-part "Smiling Proud Jianghu", although the adaptation is very large, there is still a mold of the original plot, and the general plot has not changed, but the relationship between the characters has changed.
But this "East Becomes West"?
This Nima has become too, isn't it, where is the plot of the Condor shooting?
It's just a character name.
So what did they do to make up "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" overnight after receiving the notice, wasn't it in vain?
This is only the first wave, and when they each read their own lines, they were even more shocked, but there were not many lines, and there were many blank spaces.
"This is not a serious drama, everyone can have a flash of inspiration when acting, and use your own imagination, of course, whether you can cut it in or not is up to me. ”
Chen Ange gave a group of people room to play on their own.
Zhang Dong looked at his script and nodded, but in fact he was still a little confused, the East Evil in the play turned out to be a bold and small person, which is too different from the original book.
Although it is a farce, Chen Ange can't mess around.
His own drama was prepared to be filmed until the end.
And in the first scene, the scene where Ouyang Feng and Hong Qi fell in love and killed each other was chosen.
This scene is actually very difficult for the two newcomers, especially Zhang Fly, who is on the stage for the first time.
Maybe it's because of the first time he acted, and there were all the bigwigs next to him, and he himself couldn't let go.
This is actually a common problem.
"Just think it's a game, forget about yourself, now you are not Zhang Fly, but Hong Qigong. ”
Chen Ange reminded many times, coupled with the fact that the scene was relatively noisy, Zhang Fly gradually let go and gradually integrated into the environment.
But after integration, there was another problem.
This guy is so fucking fond of laughing.
Laughed after eating a mouthful of white flour, stabbed himself with a knife and laughed, and smiled when he saw his own appearance in the mirror with two sausages hanging from his mouth.
Of course, it wasn't just him laughing, the people next to him laughed even more happily, and it wasn't until Chen Ange put a bamboo pole next to him that the others shut up.
After the battle in the woods, the next thing is the fragment of Hong Qigong meeting his cousin and confessing.
"If you want to get a girl's reassurance, you must rely on your eyes!
……
It's time for another singing segment.
And this time, the other people who were originally holding back their laughter because of the bamboo pole finally couldn't help it.
……
"You laughed the most before right, then the next scene is the scene where you and the East Evil dance!"
Chen Ange turned to look at Ma Biaode and said lightly.
Ma Biaode was stunned, quickly read the script, and his face turned green when he saw it.
"Makeup artist, give him makeup!"
"Hey, Director An, this kind of women's clothing, I think it's best to call Chen Fengjiao!"
"This is a comedy, not a beauty pageant, what do you want him to do!"
The picture of Hong Qigong and Ouyang Feng falling in love and killing each other is almost over, and Zhang Donglai and Ma Biaode are also ready.
Half an hour later, Tian Shu's hearty laughter came out, and after a while, she forcibly pulled a person covering her face and walked over.
"Put it down!"
Although he covered his face, everyone knew that this must be Ma Biaode.
You must know that Ma Biaode is a 1.8-meter-tall man, and he is relatively strong, standing with Tian Shu, it is definitely the cutest height difference.
And Ma Biaode has always given people the feeling of a rough man, and only when the Condor plays the East Evil is a little thinner.
It's just that now I'm dressed in red, not to mention, I really have a little sense of expectation.
"Director An, this is too ruining the image, can you change someone!"
"No, I think this role suits you very well!"
In the entire crew, except for Chen Ange, who is the tallest, there is only Ma Biaode, and Ma Biaode is much stronger than Chen Ange, what is needed in the comedy is contrast.
This is also why Ma Biaode said before that there are women's clothes, why not call Chen Fengjiao.
Chen Fengjiao looks good in women's clothes, but she doesn't need to look good here.
"Put your hands down, let everyone see your peerless face!
Tian Shu stood on tiptoe and pulled Ma Biaode's arm down, and then, the atmosphere gradually solidified.
Red dress, pink handkerchief, star earrings, smoky makeup!
The most important thing is that Nima's four cannon-like hairs......
Coupled with the big face of the man on Ma Biaode, and the red lips that were like a bloody mouth.
Youkai!
"How's that, it's not ugly, it's pretty good!"
Tian Shu tugged at Ma Biaode's sleeve, and then looked at the others.
"It's not ugly, it's definitely not ugly!" Wang Lingyin shook her head decisively.
"yes, it's pretty good!" Liu Weilong nodded.
"I feel like I can be a beauty pageant!" Zhang said seriously.
After this, Chen Rouge, who had just returned from going to the bathroom, squeezed into the crowd and immediately saw the eye-catching Ma Biaode.
In the audience, she walked in front of Ma Biaode with a blank face, left and right, up and down, looked at it seriously, and asked suspiciously: "Brother Ma?"
Then he turned his head and asked Chen Ange with a serious face, "Are we going to make a ghost movie?"
As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere froze, and the next moment I don't know who was the first to laugh, and the atmosphere that was originally forcibly held up collapsed like a flood bursting its embankment.
Hahaha!
"What are you laughing at, what's so funny about that?"
Chen Ange got up and walked to Ma Biaode's side, with a straight face, while the others quickly stopped laughing when they saw Chen Ange like this.
They know that Chen Ange is quite strict on the set.
"Isn't it just putting on makeup, what's so funny!" Chen Ange watched everyone pat Ma Biaode's body, and as soon as his words fell, something had fallen.
Chen Ange looked down.
At Ma Biaode's feet, the two pieces of fake milk flicked, and then rolled aside.
This scene made the air freeze again.
Chen Ange hurriedly shouted into the distance: "I just asked you to wear red makeup for him, who asked you to bring him fake milk!"
Xiao Liu, the assistant makeup artist, said sorry, and hurriedly ran over and squatted down to pick up the things, then turned around and trotted away, but after running two steps, he came back and grabbed Ma Biaode: "Brother Ma, I'll redraw it for you!"
Ma Biaode's expression was extraordinarily exciting, and he hurriedly ran away at the moment!
Chen Ange looked at Ma Biaode and the makeup artist assistant who were fleeing in the wilderness, and finally couldn't help laughing.
Chen Rouge suddenly laughed too, and the other people who had endured it for a long time finally indulged in laughter, some laughed and bent over, some laughed and burst into tears, and some rolled on the ground with laughter!