Chapter 248: A slap in the face from Asama

"Tail ...... Tail burp...... Which...... Which point ...... Hiccup......" said drunkly, and didn't forget to bite the egg with a click, stuffing his mouth to the full, and then handed the few remaining eggs in his hand to Dagu: "Hiccup...... Eat...... Eat or not...... Eat, burp ......"

Looking at the egg whites larger than watermelons in front of him, the corners of Dagu's mouth twitched like cramps, "Thanks, Asama, I don't eat it, but ......" Stretched out his hand, pulled the tail with two rows of sword thorns behind her and handed it to her: "You put the tail away first, and then you will go up to meet them in a while." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Tail ...... Tail Hiccup...... "Because of his drunkenness, Yang Tong couldn't see things clearly, so he stared at the tail in front of him with wide eyes, and handed the egg white in his hand into Da Gu's arms: "Take it...... Belch...... Forbid...... Don't eat ......"

"Huh?!" Looking at the egg in his hand, Da Gu was still a little confused.

Without waiting for him to ask, Yang Tong grabbed the tail from his hand, poked the sword thorn on it, frowned, and shook Xiuxiu vigorously, looking quite unhappy: "For...... Belch...... Why do you ...... Belch...... There will be ...... There will be a tail...... Belch...... Tail...... Still...... It's still like that...... Hiccup...... Handsome...... Let's compare ...... Belch...... Compare ...... to one"

The corners of Da Gu's mouth twitched, and he suddenly felt the urge to stroke his forehead and sigh, what did this guy eat? Even though the only thing left of this egg is to show how big it is, how can you get drunk? Don't tell him that the egg is filled with wine.

Puzzled, Da Gu put the egg white to his nose and smelled it to see if it smelled of wine, and just after getting it, he heard Yang Tong's fried voice, "What are you doing ?!!! burp...... No...... Move...... Move it...... It's my ...... Belch...... My Dish ...... I'm going to eat...... Eat it ......"

As he spoke, he took the tip of his tail and was about to poke Dagu, but unexpectedly, the strength was used too much, and he was accidentally taken to stumble, so frightened that Dagu hurriedly reached out to support her: "Asama! Be careful! I won't eat you, don't use your tail to dangle around, take it first." ”

"Collect ...... Hold the ?......" Yang Tong hugged his tail, touched it, pinched it again, raised his eyes to look at Da Gu, a wisp of cunning flashed in his hazy drunken eyes, hehe smiled, and just when Da Gu felt inexplicable, he suddenly picked up his tail and bit it down with a click.

Dagu's pupils shrank: "Asama, that's your own tail!!!"

Yang Tong's eyes widened instantly, and he twitched mechanically, slowly, slowly...... Loosen your mouth and ......

"Whew―――――― Lao Tzu's tail !!!!!!"

"It's your own tail!"

"Whew-I thought...... Belch...... I thought it was you...... Belch...... Yours...... Great Ancient ...... It hurts so much~~~~~"

Hearing this, Da Gu's whole person was not good, and this guy recklessly spoke because the tail was his......? Deserve!!!

"Okay, don't cry, huh," handed the egg to Yang Tong's face, Da Gu smiled and said: "Your dish, it won't hurt if you eat it." ”

Snorted, Yang Tong hugged him with a pout, took a bite and chewed, tears still flowing down. She thought that the tail was Da Gu just now, so she didn't show any mercy when she bit it, and her teeth were very sharp, and she almost didn't bite herself.

Because of the pain, the tail was taken into her body by herself in an instant, Da Gu was relieved to see her put away her tail, but when he thought about it, he couldn't help but feel funny, this guy was drunk and turned out to be like this, he was eye-opening.

Just sobered up a little, because the pain gradually disappeared and ate the eggs again, Yang Tong's drunkenness once again permeated his head, and was helped by Dagu to walk in the direction when he was crooked, and his mouth hummed strangely, "Lalalala~Lala~Lala~Lalala~~Lalala~~~~~Lala~"

"What are you humming?" Da Gu turned his head to look at Yang Tong, although he was drunk, the tune he hummed was inexplicably good, but he searched in his brain and didn't find the song of this tune, so he asked.

Yang Tong grinned, smiled stupidly, "Strange...... Marvel...... Again...... Belch...... Reproducing ......" said, his mouth opened, and he sang without scruples:

"It's like the sun, piercing, the night, the dawn quietly, crossing the sky, whose figure, shuttling between reincarnation~

Don't be sad, don't be afraid, be full of confidence, look forward to tomorrow~

A new storm has appeared, how can it be stagnant,

Through time and space, with all my might, I will come to you,

Smile in the face of danger, dreams come true will not be far away,

Pluck up the courage to move forward, and a miracle will definitely happen~~~~" (Japanese version of "Take-Me-Higher", singer V6, V6 is Oko's band)

After singing the whole song, Yang Tong walked staggering with Wang Babu at his feet, "Hiccup...... Good...... It's not ......."

"Well, that's good. Da Gu smiled and nodded, I don't know why, listening to this song, although there is no background music, Yang Tong is still singing a little astringently, but he inexplicably feels a kind of moving in his heart, there is no reason, it is just moved for no reason.

After being moved, an indescribable bitterness suddenly rushed to his nose, Da Gu quickly sniffed, his voice was unusually peaceful, he was a little choked, and changed the topic: "It's really strange, why don't you burp when you sing?"

"Hit ...... Belch...... For...... Belch...... Why ...... To burp...... Belch...... I...... My feet are good...... Belch...... What a sour ......"

"Sour, did you step on a lemon?"

"Lemon...... Lemon?...... Belch...... OK...... Belch...... Can be eaten...... Eat it......"

"Ah, looks like you're really drunk. Da Gu sighed helplessly, with Yang Tong's words and her brainless question, the astringency in his heart was diluted a lot, and he directly picked up Yang Tong and walked out.

On the ground, Lina stood at the entrance of the cave and kept looking down, her eyebrows were slightly furrowed, she was very worried about Dagu, the injuries on his body were not all healed. Even if he came, he still fought against Gurosina, although he was not injured in this battle, but it also made her tremble for a while.

"It's been seventeen minutes," pursed her lips, Lina's hands on her knees tightened slightly, she didn't plan to wait any longer, turned her head to look at Zong Fang not far away, and said: "Deputy Commander, please let me go down to find the Great Gu team members!"

"No," Munakata didn't think about it, and directly rejected Lina's proposal, "If you want to go, it's me and Shinjo or Horii who want to go, not you, wait, two minutes, if you don't come up, I'll go down." ”

The words have already been said and there is no reason for Lina to speak again, and she exhales a long breath, and her beautiful eyebrows still do not loosen.

"Ah, Dagu!" At this time, Horii suddenly pointed to the person who came up from the cave, and excitedly pulled the corner of Lina's clothes, "Lina, don't worry, Dagu is here." ”

Lina turned around in an instant, and saw Dagu's figure gradually walking out of the dark hole, and smiled at them: "I'm sorry, everyone, I didn't run out of time." ”

Zong Fang raised his wrist and glanced at his watch, nodded with a smile, "Ah, there is still one minute and forty-seven seconds left, good job." ”

"Da Gu !!" softly shouted with a slight trill, Lina slightly narrowed her eyelids, covering all the worried looks, and the whole heart was settled.

Xincheng glanced at her with a smile, then looked at the strange-looking Yang Tong on Da Gu's back, and walked over to help Da Gu put the person down: "What's wrong with this underage? ”

"Wine ...... Wine...... I haven't ...... yet Not...... Belch...... Haven't drunk it...... Hiccup ...... staggered, and before he could stand firmly, he was helped by Xincheng, and before he could say anything disgusting, he saw Yang Tong staggering sideways and pointing to the hole, "Strange...... Monster...... Inside...... Belch...... Nice ...... Belch...... The guys ......"

"What are you talking about?" Horii glanced at Yang Tong up and down, then walked past her to the entrance of the cave and looked down, with his hands on his waist, with a pity expression:

"Really, I didn't find it, it's so exciting. If I had a DX-9 search engine in my head and a Mags system in my mind, I would have been able to find that guy and eliminate it, but alas, alas. ”

"Yes...... Pity...... Hiccup ......" hiccuped, Yang Tong looked at Horijing, who was about to help her, and suddenly pouted and pointed at him: "You, Hiccup...... You've got to ...... on your face It's still ...... Belch...... With a P...... PS…… In your ...... ...... on your face Belch...... P a ...... Horse...... Mosaic...... Hiccup......"

You have to have a PS on your face!!

Xincheng looked at Horii and saw that he had a dark face, his eyebrows trembled vigorously, and suddenly, he laughed out loud.

P a mosaic in your face!!

Lina, Dagu and Munakata looked straight at Horii's face, and the corners of their mouths twitched slightly, this guy Asama is really ...... It's so faceless!

"Asama, you bastard!!" Horii pushed Yang Tong away, and the force was so great that even Xincheng who was holding her staggered a step.

"Hey, Horii, what are you doing!" Xincheng hurriedly stood firm and helped Yang Tong, staring at Horii with a calm face, one second, two seconds, three seconds, "poof-" In less than three seconds, Xincheng, who was looking at his face, suddenly laughed again, I don't know why, as soon as he remembered Yang Tong's words and looked at Horii's face, his smile couldn't stop.

"Xincheng, you're too much!" roared towards Xincheng, Horii turned his head to look at Yang Tong, and said viciously: "You three-inch dwarf winter melon pot cover, next time don't want me to invite you to eat chicken legs, go back in a while, I'll throw you into the sea!"

"Three...... Three-inch ...... Pot...... Belch...... Pot lid head...... Hiccup......" Yang Tong pointed to his nose, pushed the new city away, and walked in front of Horii in a flash.

Seeing her coming, Horii inexplicably felt a chill hit her, shivered all over, goosebumps crawled up, "Don't come! Asama, I warn you that you'd better not come, I'll hit women, oh, don't come, believe it or not......"

"Jiang ...... Ezaki ...... Hiccup...... Yang Tong suddenly turned his head to look at the forest path on the left.

Chizuru Ezaki?!

Hearing Yang Tong's words, everyone's first reaction was this, and they turned their heads to look at it in unison, just turned their heads, and they didn't even see what the trail was like, and a slap sounded, and it was called a crisp!

Turning his head suddenly, he saw Horii covering his left cheek and looking at Yang Tong with wide eyes. And Yang Tong swayed crookedly for two steps, raised his finger and pointed at Horijing, his mouth grinned, and he smiled, "One...... One Blood ~~~~~~"

New Town "......"

Munakata "......"

Lina "......"

Dagu" ...... Hey, hey, what are you going to do?!!!"

"Get out of the way, I'm going to kill this guy!"

"Horii, calm down, calm down, Asama, she's drunk, drunk, drunk!"

"Lina, what are you kidding? How can she know how to slap me when she's drunk! Get out of the way!!!

"Don't make a fuss about you, you need to go back to the base right away!"

"Okay, okay, Xinshi, you take Asama to drive the Victory Feiyan EX-J, don't make trouble, she will get serious in a while, I guess you will enter the medical center again." ”

"Ah, what are you kidding, you guys are protecting her one by one! I'm the smartest one!!"

"Hit ...... Wait for me...... Beat...... Belch...... Burst ...... Blow him up......"

"Okay, okay, minor, let's go back to base. ”

"Back to ...... Return...... Hiccup......"

In the chaos, Xincheng finally dragged Yang Tong onto the Victory Feiyan EX-J, and the flaming Horii was also dragged on the Victory Feiyan No. 2 by Munakata, and Lina flew back to the base with Dagu in the No. 1 plane.

In the GUTS command room, Megumi Kurama and Norui looked at the swollen left side of Horii's face, and the former held back a smile and said cautiously: "So...... It was Asama who slapped you like that. ”