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"In fact, speaking of which, it is still your rice country that has set a good example for Ah San, Ah San's religion basically belongs to the 'market economy' environment, and it all depends on their own abilities. Xiao Peng complained.

Bloomberg shrugged his shoulders and did not refute Xiao Peng's words, isn't the same in the United States? There are more than 1,000 sects of various sects, and believers are more or less completely dependent on their own abilities.

Xiao Peng said: "This 'Land of Truth' belongs to a sect of the Xigu Sect, and you will know from the name that this should be a sect of 'ascetics'. Xiguism has always been about asceticism. ”

Bloomberg nodded, motioning for Xiao Peng to continue.

"In the past few days, there have been large-scale riots in Ah San, and they have been spreading, and there have been smashing and looting in train stations and shopping streets. More than 300 people have died, and the number is still rising, right?" Xiao Peng asked Bloomberg.

Bloomberg nodded, he was sure he knew such information.

"And the reason why this is the case is because the leader of this 'Land of Truth', Gumit Singh, was sentenced to 20 years in prison for being convicted of the crime of forcibly forcing X dozens of women. Xiao Peng said with a smile.

Bloomberg asked curiously: "What does the sentencing of Gurmit Singh have to do with this riot? Is it because the good people can't tolerate it because the sentence is too little? Qiang X has only been sentenced to 20 years for a few decades, and people like this in the United States will be locked up for hundreds of years!"

"Ahh Xiao Peng took a sip: "Those who go to the street to make trouble are Gumit Singh's brainless fans, his own sect leader was sentenced, and his fans were unwilling, and they swarmed the streets to make evil fires." Seeing what was smashed, the most terrible thing was that Ah San sent heavy troops to suppress it, but this riot tended to intensify. ”

Bloomberg was dumbfounded: "Who the hell is this Gurmit Singh, and how can he have such a big influence?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "His father is the previous sect leader of the 'Land of Truth', and he is the successor of his father's mantle. In his own words, he was 'spiritually and divinely possessed', and in the eyes of his followers, he was an all-powerful master. But to be honest, he is indeed a strange person of 'magicalism'. ”

Bloomberg said, "Why do I always feel like you're talking back? Are you praising him?"

Xiao Peng was serious: "He's such a strange person, I didn't tease you, you give me your mobile phone." ”

Bloomberg handed his phone to Xiao Peng, opened Twitter, found Gurmit Singh's Twitter, and handed it to Bloomberg, who saw that he had nearly four million followers, but this is not surprising, what is really surprising is Gurmit Singh's introduction: spiritual mentor, musician, self-created singer, actor, director, producer, the most influential person in 2015, good at all sports。。。。。。

Bloomberg was dumbfounded: "Is he Superman?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "This Singh immortal, known as the boss of the 'social welfare and spiritual organization', especially caters to the psychological needs of the bottom life, other religions solemnly explain the doctrines, guide believers to eat vegetarian food, etc., and what about him? In this way, he has at least 60 million followers in the entire country of Ah San! Tens of thousands of people buy tickets for every concert and rush in! There is no one like him who collects ticket money while brainwashing brainless fans, and it is definitely a mudslide in the Ah San religious circles. You see, it's right to say that he is a spiritual teacher, a musician, and a singer who created his own creation, right?"

Bloomberg was speechless: "Okay, if he's right, what about the director or something?"

Xiao Peng pouted: "People also wrote, directed, acted and sang a divine drama called "God's Messenger", and it is a trilogy, one of which he played 21 roles by himself, do you think he is a director, actor and producer?"

Bloomberg smiled wryly, "Well, you're right, it's true. ”

Xiao Peng said: "Actually, Ah San can't do anything to clean him up, this guy is too good at fooling around." A long time ago, someone anonymously reported this female believer in the Great Immortal Qiang X Sect, but before the letter was handed over to Prime Minister Asan's desk, the person who wrote the letter and the person who delivered the letter were killed, in fact, this is nothing, his most bullish move was more than ten years ago, fooling his believers from the palace. It is said that this will bring you closer to the gods. ”

"From the palace?" Bloomberg wondered, "What does that mean?

Xiao Peng stretched out his hand and pointed at Bloomberg's crotch, and said succinctly: "It's just cutting the balls." ”

Bloomberg only felt a chill in his crotch: "Oh my God, is he crazy?

Xiao Peng smiled: "You underestimate the power of faith too much, there are really people who do this, some time ago, more than 400 believers from the palace stood up and jointly accused Singh, this is not all the victims, there are still many people who still believe that this is useful, but it is not enough to practice by themselves." ”

Bloomberg listened to Xiao Peng's words, and all he had left was to shout God.

Xiao Peng said with a smile: "In fact, at the beginning of the confrontation between Huaxia and Ah San, I said that this matter will definitely have a result before September, and the reason why I dared to come to this conclusion at that time is very simple, as long as they have pig teammates like Banerjee, Ah San can't fight with Huaxia even if he really wants to." ”

"Banerjee?" Bloomberg asked, "for?"

"Do you know Darjeeling?" Xiao Peng asked rhetorically.

Bloomberg nodded: "Of course, Darjeeling black tea, 'champagne in black tea', is there anyone who doesn't love it?"

"Darjeeling is located in the state of West Bengal, and Banerjee is the chief minister of West Bengal. You must know that in addition to black tea, there are also Gurkha people in the Darjeeling area. And about the Gurkhas, in addition to the Gurkha Black Dragon cigars, the most famous are the Gurkha mercenaries. ”

The Gurkha mercenaries, one of the world's most famous foreign mercenary regiments, are known for their discipline and bravery, and are very loyal to their employers. For another 150 years, the Gurkhas took part in almost all conflicts related to the British or the Argentine.

"But people tend to know better about the weapon of the Gurkha mercenaries: the Nepalese doglegs. His real name was 'Kukrui', and it was an essential weapon for Gurkha soldiers. The Gurkha mercenaries were also known as the 'Scimitar Warriors'. Every year, Ah San recruits more than 2,000 Gurkha mercenaries to contribute to his country. In the code of conduct of Gurkha mercenaries, there is even a prohibition on the use of weapons against Hindu believers, which can be regarded as loyal to Ah San, right?" Xiao Peng asked Bloomberg.

Bloomberg nodded yes.

"At the beginning of the confrontation between Ah San and Huaxia, Banerjee issued an order in West Bengal, requiring the implementation of Bengali language teaching in the tenth grade compulsory education in the state, requiring everyone in the state to learn Bengali, which can provoke the Gurkha people in West Bengal and directly cause riots. Xiao Peng introduced to Bloomberg: "And the location of West Bengal is exactly the main transportation route for Ah San to go to the Doklam area, how can Ah San's supplies keep up with such a trouble? ”

Bloomberg shook his head and said, "But if you are invaded by someone like this and you don't do anything, you Huaxia people are also easy to bully, right?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "Your statement is the same as what many people on the Huaxia Internet say, they all say that a weak country like Ah San dares to provoke and beat up, in fact, I believe in the words of our original leader: despise the enemy strategically and attach importance to the enemy tactically." A nuclear-weapon state whose population is second only to our China is not a weak country at any level, and instead of going to war directly, it is better to solve the problem by other methods, and it is the mature way to get the greatest results at the lowest cost. Besides, for Ah San, in fact, there is really no need to go to war, if there is really a war, it will help Ah San. ”

"Xiao Peng, I don't understand this, with Huaxia's military strength, I have no doubt that if the two sides go to war, it will be Huaxia who will win, but why did beating them help Ah San?" asked Bloomberg.

Xiao Peng smiled: "Do you think that we Chinese people are so brainless as you Mi people, and we will only do things when we encounter problems, and we will find that our international status has fallen to the bottom? So we know Ah San. ”

After hearing this, Bloomberg pursed his lips and was unconvinced by Xiao Peng's statement that the people of the United States have no brains, but he still said to Xiao Peng: "Then you tell me about it, let me understand it too." ”

"In fact, before 1947, Pakistan and Bangladesh, as well as Myanmar and Afghanistan, were all British colonies. The name is 'British Az Colony'. After World War II, there was a surge of independence movements, and finally Britain agreed to the independence of British A3. However, before Ah San was colonized by the British, the unification of the Mughal Dynasty was very short, and it can be said that Ah San was not a unified country, and the whole country was composed of feudal princely states, which we can see from the fact that Ah San has not yet had a unified language used by the whole country. For most Ah San, they don't have the concept of Ah San in their concepts, and they will only identify with the level of the princely state to which they belong at most. In the words of Jinnah, the founding father of Pakistan, Ahsan never became a true nation, it was just a painted nation. ”

"And what does that mean?" Bloomberg asked, puzzled.

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