325 Flirting
Since Bai Ziqi's cousin came, every day the sun has not climbed up from the east wall, and Liu Wan has been riding in the pear tree fork and waiting. He didn't wash his face or rinse his mouth, and he hung two piles of and looked at the side of the wall with his neck pulled.
Bai Ziqi will also step on the ladder to climb the wall together, two people one high and one low, one squatting on the wall, the other riding on the tree, all over the world, endlessly.
On this day, as soon as the sun climbed up from the east wall, Liu Wan rolled over from the bed as usual, and ran to the wall without washing his face.
"What are you going for?"
A voice asked behind him, his voice cold and faint.
Liu Wan was startled, but he quickly calmed down, and he didn't look back, "You can go wherever you want, my manly husband, you can't care about a stinky woman!"
Qian'er hurriedly persuaded him to wash up quickly, otherwise the little grandmother would be angry.
Liu Wan ignored it, his cheeks bulged out, and he was also angry.
Since he talked to Cousin Bai across the wall every day, he also had a little temper, and he dared to talk back to the stinky woman.
There was a cough on the other side of the wall, and footsteps, Liu Wan clapped his hands happily, "Cousin Bai, Cousin Bai, you're up-"
"yes, you're up too, early—" came a bright greeting from there.
Then a smile came up from the wall, and Liu Wan was already waiting here with a smile.
Next, the two brothers were on a tree and a wall, one riding and the other squatting, and the two men began to chat for today.
"Did you sleep well last night?" the little man asked first.
"Good. What about you?" the big man replied solemnly.
"I'm fine. It's just that the night is too long, I can't sleep in the middle of the night, I want to talk to you, but unfortunately it's too far away to say, I can only regret it. ”
"You can't count the sheep when you can't sleep, didn't you teach me, I tried it and it was very useful, and I fell asleep after counting. "The kids were very enthusiastic about suggesting.
The big man deliberately frowned, looking very distressed: "Who said I didn't count, I counted it early, I counted it over and over again, and I counted all the sheep in the whole Dongliang Kingdom, but I still can't sleep——"
"Then if you can't sleep in the future, call me, shout through the wall, and I promise to get up and accompany you. ”
"The wall is so thick, can you hear me shouting?"
Shen'er came over, glanced up, and didn't see the one named Xiao Jiuzi, so he knew that the reason why this white cousin was able to ride the wall early in the morning was nonsense, and it was not because there was that young man waiting below, and all the housework was taken care of, just like himself and Qian'er, there was a fairy day when Liu Wan's clothes came to reach out for food and open his mouth.
She quietly regretted that she wanted to see that person every time, but unfortunately he was always busy and rarely put his head out of the wall.
The conversation continues.
"The wall is really thick, so why is it good if I can't hear it?" Liu Wan scratched his head in annoyance.
Bai Ziqi also squeezed out a worried face: "That's right, there's no hole in the wall or anything, it's a pity, then I can only be alone in the future and count the sheep and sheep in boredom." ”
"I have a way-" The little cousin screamed stupidly, and after calling it, he suddenly realized that this matter could not be revealed, and immediately made a boo gesture at the cousin on the wall, and looked left and right with the thief's eyebrows, making sure that the stinky daughter-in-law couldn't stand their meaty morning talk, and had already left, so his voice was lowered, "I thought of a good way-"
Cousin Bai, an adult who is not stupid and pretends to be stupid, continues to pretend to be stupid: "What can I say, let's hear it." ”
"Isn't there no hole in the wall, we can dig one—I figured it out, we'll get back and do it right away." I'll dig in my house, you dig on your side, and when a little hole is dug, we can talk at any time. You might even be able to see each other's faces. If you dig a little bigger, you can pass it to me through the hole when you eat something. ”
Cousin Bai pretended to be very surprised, and shouted: "Wow, Brother Wan, you are so smart, this method is good, then we will act when we go back?"
Liu Wan clapped his hands in agreement, but before the applause in his mouth came out, his ears were tightly twisted by a hand, and the pain was so painful that he almost fell off the tree.
"What are you doing? It's a good day, but do you ride on a tree all day to bask in the sun or blow a cool breeze? It's very fun to hook up with an old man with a black belly, isn't it? You still have to dig a hole in the wall, you can figure it out! With my consent, this is going to be action?"
It's a dumb aunt, and she actually came out again quietly.
Someone has long had a black line, pursed his mouth, and looked infinitely aggrieved: "It's too unkind to say that people are old men, right? ”
The dumb girl glanced at the wall and sneered: "What a suave and well-fed and panicked kid, what are you doing? It's fun to fool minors, isn't it?
was so anxious that Qian'er hurriedly persuaded below: "Little grandma, little grandma, don't talk so ugly, Cousin Bai is not a bad person, he also loves Brother Wan'er, this is not to blame, it's all our Brother Wan who wants to talk to someone when he has nothing to do after a day." Cousin Bai is helping Brother Wan to relieve his panic. ”
Bai Ziqi was not angry, she smiled, and when she heard Qian'er's words, she quickly nodded cheekily, "Yes, yes, yes, it's still Qian'er's girl who has a conscience, is also smart, and is empathetic." You see, my cousin has been locked up in the courtyard by you all day and has not seen the light of day, and he has long been suffocated. If it goes on like this, it's going to get moldy. ”
The dumb aunt sneered, "Capable men generally only like to flirt with their sisters." I don't know if a person who flirts with his brother all day long is a real man or has gay tendencies. Anyway—" Stretched out his voice so long that he finally squeezed out like toothpaste: "Shameless." ”
After saying that, he walked away without looking back.
Liu Wan is still riding on the branch, anyway, the stinky daughter-in-law just can't take him, he just climbs the tree if he doesn't ask him to climb the tree, and the stinky daughter-in-law admits defeat after managing it a few times without effect, and she also cuts the tree herself, and in the end she doesn't give up.
So, now he has summed up the trick of dealing with his stinky daughter-in-law, that is, grinding, winding, soaking, crying, and making trouble. These five words were taken out to deal with her in turn, and the stinky woman quickly got annoyed, and she couldn't stand it and gave in and compromised, and see, the best example is right in front of you.
Thinking of this, Liu Wan had an idea, he smiled at Cousin Bai secretly, slipped down the tree and ran away, and rushed into the house.
The stinky daughter-in-law's shovel was on the windowsill, and he entered the house with the shovel, chose an address on the back wall and began digging.
This house is a civil engineering structure, when those few down-and-out talents raised funds to build the tower, they expected that they would occasionally be interested in living here in the future, reading and writing, and living a secluded life outside the world, so they built these civil engineering houses that were slightly better than the grass huts.
Just slightly better.
So the house is quite improvised, the walls are made of pure earth.
In addition, over time, the walls of this house are a little loose and soft.
The shovel in Liu Wan's hand dug down, and immediately shoveled off a few pieces of mud, he threw off his arms and was busy, and the mud skin brushed off the ground.
"Gotta find a way to cure him. Shen'er suggested to the dumb aunt, "I think he is very sick, but this problem has developed a lot." If it is not treated, it will become more and more troublesome in the future. Definitely kick your nose in the face. ”
The dumb aunt's eyes lit up: "You also think his illness is much better?"
Shen'er was surprised: "Little grandma, do you mean you already knew that he was getting better?"
The dumb aunt glanced at the little figure who was digging hard for the wall: "I have paid a lot of attention to his illness, and I naturally know every bit of his changes." However, it is just under control, and it may take a long time to heal. However, in the future, as long as there is someone who takes good care of him, takes care of him wholeheartedly, and does not suffer any stimulation, there is still hope for a complete recovery. ”
Shen'er nodded, "I remember that it seems to have been a little longer since the last time I was sick, how many days have it been......"
Qian'er took her words: "The interval is indeed getting longer and longer. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, "Take out a little notebook from the drawer." Sure enough, it was densely written with words. She doesn't know much literacy, and most of them can't write, so she simply draws circles instead.
"The interval between attacks is getting longer, and the time for each episode is getting shorter. Little grandma, if it goes on like this, Brother Wan will definitely get better, I have this confidence. ”
It's really embarrassing for her, she can actually explain the meaning of those ghost-drawn circles.
The dumb aunt looked at Qian'er, and couldn't help but be moved by this girl's intentions, this child, busy taking care of Liu Wan all day long, and taking time to serve her little grandmother, I really didn't know that she insisted on making a record of Liu Wan's condition, which I didn't expect.
"This little fool surnamed Liu can meet you, I really don't know how many blessings his kid has accumulated in his previous life. ”
The dumb aunt touched the back of Qian'er's hand and sighed.
Liu Wancai didn't care that there were four girls in this house, he just cared about digging by himself, digging up the dirt.
Qian'er wanted to go over to help, but the dumb aunt stopped, "Tell him to toss around, let's go see Miss Zhang." ”
In the next room, Zhang Zilan walked around on the ground, and when she saw her dumb aunt, she complained: "It seems that the edema has suddenly disappeared today, you see, this steamed bun-like foot surface went down this morning, and I can wear the shoes that I can't put on." ”
"And this belly, it seems to be a little smaller. There won't be any problems, right?" said Qin'er with a worried expression.
The dumb aunt reached out and tapped her stomach, like a ripe watermelon, she couldn't help laughing, and put her face on this stomach, "Hey, little friend, are you panicking and coming out?"
"Are you going to give birth?" Zhang Zilan and Qin'er were surprised and surprised. The wait for this time feels too long, especially the days of imprisonment in a small courtyard in the wilderness, no one can stand it.
The dumb aunt was not as happy as their master and servant, but on the contrary her face was sorrowful.
Zhang Zilan was not sure, and touched her belly, "Could it be that there is something wrong with this fetus?"
"It's fine. The dumb aunt walked slowly on the ground, thinking very attentively, and the anxiety in her eyes became obvious: "I suddenly thought of a very serious but very practical problem. We ignored the issue in the first place. ”
Zhang Zilan suddenly became nervous when she saw it, and grabbed the hand of the little girl who was younger than herself: "Are you not sure to deliver me? Haven't you already taken many births? I heard Shen'er and Qian'er say that you are respected by the common people as a fairy hand." I have also saved several cases of dystocia that could not have survived at all. ”
The dumb aunt grabbed Zhang Zilan's hand instead, and couldn't help but sigh in her heart, this Zhang Zilan is a pampered daughter, her life is simple and monotonous, and her mind is only in the range of knowledge that her boudoir daughter should have, and it seems that she has not thought of a big problem that she must face immediately.
But she can't say it now, since Zhang Zilan hasn't thought of it yet, let's drag it out first and don't say it, because it will definitely be a big blow to her at this moment, and maybe it will affect the smooth delivery, so it's not too late to wait for the child to be born. That's all there is to it.
"It's passed—it's passed—" a voice shouted in surprise.
"What's he doing?"
Qin'er glanced at her young lady and frowned.
"I'm arguing with Miss Zhang again—I'm sorry, I'm going to discipline him. ”
The dumb aunt stopped Qian'er and hurried over to see what was going on.