Chapter 50: Dreaming
This is an old ghost, didn't you hear him call him "old man"?
Among the ghosts Li Yi has seen, there are not many old men, including Dean Bai, Lao Jin, and President Qian, all of whom are young after they die.
In this way, how big is this ghost who calls himself "old man"?
So was he too old when he died, so he couldn't become too young, or did he "live" for a long time after he died, and then he became old?
Old ghosts are generally very powerful!
"Since it's so horizontal, don't hide your head and show your tail, come out and see you. Li Yi said.
"Just because you are also worthy of the old man's real body, let's break my illusion first. The old voice said.
Li Yi smacked his lips helplessly, breaking this illusion? It seems easy, but buddy won't!
Among the books I have read and the anecdotes I have heard from the old people, there are many legends about this.
It is said that the ghost hits the wall and needs to wait for dawn to automatically crack it, but the question is whether it is daytime now, okay?
Well, by the way, in the movie, I heard that you can bite the tip of your tongue to break the illusion, and the blood demons and monsters on the tip of your tongue are all gone.
Li Yi put the tip of his tongue under his teeth and bit it gently, it hurt!
Forget it, don't try this method.
Well, there is also a child's urine, which is also a thing of the sun, and I haven't done anything about it, but what is it, is it still a child......
As for black dog blood, cockscomb blood, and the like, there's nowhere to get it right now.
Li Yi lit another cigarette and continued to think while smoking, or didn't have to do it himself, just stay up?When Zhang Ge found the key and came down, the illusion was broken......
"Boy, if you don't have this ability, just surrender obediently, the old man may be able to spare your life!"
The old voice said again.
"If you have the ability, come out and kill me. Li Yi said indifferently.
"Hmph, aren't you afraid of death?" said the old man's voice.
"Seriously, I'm not afraid of death. Li Yi took a puff of cigarette and said leisurely.
"Why?"
"There's someone down there, and I'm probably better off down there than I am now. ”
Li Yi is actually very envious of those rich second generations, who don't have to do anything all day long, can't spend all the money, even if they are empty and bored and want to do something or something, there are countless resources that can succeed casually.
I don't have this opportunity in this life, but if I die, with Dean Bai, Lao Jin, and Lao Qian's positions below, I will definitely be very nourishing to be a ghost.
If you don't have to be reincarnated in the next life, you don't have to be an orphan anymore.
Of course, as the saying goes, it's better to die than to live, and if you can't die, who would want to die?
However, if there is a way out, Li Yi's confidence in speaking is far stronger than those guys who usually shout that they are not afraid of death, he is really not afraid!
"Hmph, a little ghost, a supernumerary member of the underworld, but his tone is not small!" said the old ghost, "Since you are in a hurry to die, then the old man will fulfill you! Stay here by yourself, I want to see how long you can hold out before starving to death!"
As soon as the old ghost's words fell, Li Yi's stomach rumbled twice.
Li Yi rubbed his stomach, feeling empty in his stomach, he was really a little hungry.
The meal eaten at noon in the nursing home, Li Yi could eat two portions of rice in one meal, but today because Fang Ting said that he received his salary in the evening, Li Yi invited Li Yi to eat a big meal, so Li Yi did not add rice......
No, even if I didn't add food, but recently I was recuperating from my injuries every day, and my activity was limited, so I wouldn't be hungry and rumble when I ate a little less, and it wasn't night yet!
Hallucination, this is pure hallucination!
But the more I thought about it, the more my stomach screamed.
It seems that this illusion is affected not only by the scene in front of him, but even by his own mentality, the old ghost said that he would starve to death, and his stomach began to scream......
Li Yi closed his eyes, pondered for a moment, and then opened his eyes to see that a dining table appeared in front of him, with several plates and bowls of food on it, and a bottle of cold beer was steaming.
"Haha, that's that simple. Li Yi grinned, sat down at the table and began to eat, eating meat, drinking wine, and smacking his tongue deliciously.
"No way, how can you change my illusion!" shouted the old ghost.
"It's not difficult, since I know that this is an illusion, it's all fake, it's like a dream, you can affect my dream, and I'm more comfortable modifying it myself. Li Yi said with a grin.
Revising dreams requires talent, and even more so, exercise.
Li Yi has been poor since he was a child, but the most comfortable thing is in his dreams, and he doesn't know when he has practiced a trick, that is, to artificially interfere with the development of his dreams.
Although you can't make everything in the dream like a novel, you can make it up as you want, but at least you can control the development of the story in reverse.
Li Yi tried it casually, looking for the sense of control in his dream, but he didn't expect it to succeed all of a sudden.
And now I haven't fallen asleep, my head is so clear, I even made up the details!
All the dishes on the table are all Li Yi's favorite food, and the taste is all the best he has ever eaten!
"This is the illusion I created, I'm going to say it here!" The old ghost's voice was a little angry, and as soon as his words fell, Li Yi found that all the dishes on the table had changed.
The plate of braised pork has become a live soil yuan, the pork vermicelli has become a plate of tapeworms, and the braised large intestine is still a large intestine, but it is raw, and it has not been washed......
"Eat, boy, keep eating, haha!" the old ghost laughed.
"It's boring. Li Yi dropped his chopsticks.
"I can't eat it anymore?
As soon as his words fell, Li Yi found that two figures appeared around him, but they were two women who were fatter than the nursing home's nurse Fat Sister, holding down their shoulders one left and one right, one of them freed up one hand, directly grabbed a Tuyuan and stuffed it into his mouth!
Tu Yuan is also called Tu Yuanzi, it is said that drying is a traditional Chinese medicine, but this thing is really ugly, a bit like the gold beetle in the mummy movie, it is alive and kicking in the mouth, and anyone will not be able to stand it.
Li Yi wanted to struggle, but looking at the size of the two around him, he simply gave up - not to mention the two of them, even the fat sister's physique is not an opponent herself, why bother to do that ineffective struggle?
So Li Yi closed his eyes again, and when he opened them again, he found that Tu Yuan was close in front of him, and he was about to stuff it into his mouth!
Grandma's, is this still a good deal?
Although this is an illusion, Li Yi also doesn't want to try the experience of eating Tuyuan.
Tu Yuan had already been stuffed into Li Yi's lips, and he had to struggle if he didn't struggle.
But another fat woman also freed up a hand and pressed Li Yi's head at once, so that he couldn't move.
The first fat woman had already begun to pick Li Yi's lips, and Tu Yuan's feet rubbed Li Yi's lips, making Li Yi get goosebumps.
I can't help it, it seems that I can only bite my tongue......