821. A braggart war triggered by looking at the moon
The Spring Festival passed like this......
During the Spring Festival, there is a lot of joy, but there is also sadness and sadness in the corners where the candy can't be seen.
The little one is only responsible for the happy part, and someone else helps her block the rest.
On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, Tang Shuang's family did not go to Tang Hongjun's side again, but had the last reunion dinner of the Spring Festival at the old Tang's house.
There was a bright moon lying in the night sky, round and bulging, like a sun that had extinguished a fire.
Tang Dajian cast a sword and hit iron, and the burned iron was bright like the sun before quenching, and after quenching, the fiery red turned cyan, and it became the moon.
But in the eyes of Candy, this is because the moon stole a lot of rice balls and panicked, so he became so fat.
"Like you, right?" Tang Shuang stared at Candy'er's small belly with malicious intentions, teasing.
"Ahh
This big bad guy who owes a beating!
But...... I couldn't catch up, and I didn't chase for long, my stomach hurt, and I had to lie on the sofa, humming and chirping.
Tang Hao asked with concern, "What's the matter?"
Candy touched her little belly, hummed and chirped, "Little stomach hurts, ouch, did Xiaoshuang poison the Lun family?" β
Tang Hao glanced at Tang Shuang, who was laughing in the distance, Tang Shuang was startled, and walked over and said, "Tang Tang, don't talk nonsense, where did I poison me??"
Candy Er sighed and said weakly: "The Lun family's stomach is so bad, is it swollen and it always hurts now?!Xiaoshuang~ Did you do something to your sister!"
In the past, no matter how full she ate, she never had a stomachache, and her digestive system was particularly strong, which made her proud. Once extremely proud and proudly announced in front of the adults of the old Tang family, her little belly is omnipotent.
But now it doesn't work, my little belly was broken by the spicy strips once, and now it hurts again when I run.
Tang Shuang came to Candy'er's side and saw the little pig humming and chirping on the sofa, but his eyes were looking wildly, guessing that most of the side was pretending to be cheating.
Huang Xiangning came over with concern, squatted beside Candy, and asked her where her stomach hurt and what kind of symptoms she had.
Tang Shuang and Tang Hao listened for a while, Tang Hao looked confused, she didn't know anything about taking care of children, Tang Shuang had several judgments, let's talk about the first one.
"Mom, do you want to go to the toilet?
Tang Hao couldn't hold back and chuckled.
Candy Candy sat up angrily and glared at Tang Shuang angrily: "You just want to pull the poop! Look! Do you know what this is? This is an iron fist! Beat you flat!"
Huang Xiangning forced a smile and said to Tang Shuang: "You go farther, don't guess." β
Tang Shuang looked at Candy'er's little fist, this so-called iron fist is so scary, I don't know if I can break the egg.
"Awesome, awesome, I'm so scared, stay away. β
said, take a small step back, and then stop, it seems that he doesn't plan to retreat anymore, this is the so-called stay away, have a fearless appearance, and make Candy angry.
Huang Xiangning comforted the little man, the little man snorted for a while, and said, "Mom, Candy doesn't want to poop, Candy is a little stomach ache." β
Talking so vigorously, I still want to pinch the iron fist to beat the adult, this is not a small stomach ache.
Tang Shuang said again: "I know what the reason is, because our little pig has eaten too many rice balls and is in a panic, you see her little belly, bulging, just like the moon tonight." Candy, didn't my mother tell you? You can't run when you're full, you had the audacity to chase me just now, how could your stomach not hurt!"
What answered him was Candy'er's actual actions, and he saw the little pig pig flexibly roll down from the sofa, pick up his iron fist and continue to pursue Tang Shuang.
Tang Shuang not only did not repent of one of them, but also laughed as he ran.
Huang Xiangning and Tang Zhen saw that Xiaoshuang was mostly right, and the current candy was not alive.
Huang Xiangning: "Tang Tang, don't run away! your little stomach will hurt again!"
"Hahaha~" This is Tang Shuang laughing.
Candy snorted, chased after her little face, and took the time to answer Huang Xiangning's words: "Mom, snort-sugar, Candy can't be angryββ little sister is angry!"
"Hahaha~"
In the end, Tang Shuang's conscience found out, worried that the little pig's stomach hurt again, so he took the initiative to stop and let her catch it, and after a few small punches, the brothers were fine.
"Candy, do you want to see the moon?"
"Look at the moon, look at the rabbit!my little bunny~"
Tang Shuang took the candy to the balcony, moved the astronomical glasses out, moved two more chairs, and after adjusting it to the moon, she picked up the little pig and put it on the chair, so that she could look at the glasses happily.
Tonight's moon is incomparably clear, and the moonlight pours out, covering the world with a hazy blue color, like a dream.
Observing the candy of the moon rabbit, he first muttered that he couldn't find the rabbit, could it be that the rabbit went to bed so early tonight?
On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I also said that I went to bed, so I didn't see it, and now it's like this again!
Hmph, why are you so lazy!
Candy was not happy, but it wasn't long before she threatened to see a rabbit eating carrots on the moon.
Tang Shuang leaned over to look and saw nothing, but Candy Candy was very sure that she did.
As for why Xiaoshuang can't see it? It's not because he's a bad guy, the little rabbit won't show it to the bad guys!
Well, that's the real hammer.
Tang Shuang was not convinced, and said: "Although I can't see the little rabbit, I can see Chang'e, do you know Chang'e? β
Candy pouted, she wasn't interested in Chang'e, but she still knew, "Auntie who takes care of the little rabbit~"
Tang Shuang: γΎ (βΒ°βΒ°β) γγ
Poor Chang'e, she was usurped by her own pet.
Tang Shuang stood in front of his glasses, glanced at the night sky for a while, and shouted that Chang'e was flying in the sky.
Candy Candy couldn't help but look at it at first, didn't ask or was not interested, but the more Tang Shuang talked, the more exciting it became, saying that Chang'e was fighting on the moon with a bunny and a group of golden crows, and the two sides attacked and defended each other, and there were casualties.
"Who's hurt, is it a bunny?" Candy finally couldn't help but ask, concerned.
"It was the golden crows, there were nine of them, and the youngest of them was injured. β
"Where did it hurt?"
"The golden feathers on the bird's butt have been bitten off!"
"Ah, yes, who did it?"
"Do you believe me when I said that Chang'e bitten?"
"She can do it!"
ββ¦β¦ It was bitten by a bunny!"
"The rabbit still bites?
"It's not a bite, it's a bird, golden crow!"
"The little rabbit still bites the crow?
"The rabbit was so red-eyed that even the dog bit it. β
"Huh?!"
Candy's little head is a little messy and confused, and the amount of information in this conversation is a bit large, so she has to sort it out.
The golden crow was bitten off the feathers on its buttocks? Isn't this Xiao Wu? Xiao Wu is also so miserable!
The little rabbit even bites a dog? Jingjing is a dog, that means it can also bite Jingjing? Xiao Wu has also bitten Jingjing!
Jingjing bit off the hair on Xiao Wu's buttocks, and now the little rabbit also bites off the hair on the golden crow's buttocks, and the little rabbit will also bite Jingjing...... What is the relationship between them?
"Ahh
Candy couldn't think clearly, she had a headache, she held her little head with her hands and shouted, and then she came to Tang Shuang's side with great curiosity, picked up his clothes, wanted to squeeze him away, and dominated her glasses, she was unwilling to see this war of the century with her own eyes.