I replied with a smile. Actually, I'm in the same state of mind as Zimona.

In desperation, Qi Mengyan and I sat on a side seat, and the guests around us were eating with relish, and I heard a guest praise repeatedly: "This boy is really good! I ate it once and became addicted, like stinky tofu, it smells stinky and tastes fragrant!" Another guest also echoed: "Yes, yes." I was addicted to it the first time I ate it, this stuff is good, I can eat ten ...... in one meal"

Qi Mengna looked at me and Qi Mengyan's stunned expressions, and hurriedly said, "Outsider, right?

Qi Mengyan suddenly stood up from her seat and said, "We don't listen to you! We're leaving! Mengna, you're really a living treasure, how did you find out about this urine shop?"

Qi Mengna said: "What a urine shop! Tell you, this is a boy egg! It's very nourishing! Okay, okay, I don't bother to explain to you, find someone to come and talk to you!" She waved her hand, beckoned a male waiter in his twenties, and said, "Hurry up, tell them about the boy egg!"

Qi Mengyan and I sat down with a little doubt, and forced the pungent smell to endure.

Let's listen to the male waiter's introduction: "Tongzi eggs are a specialty of our Dongyang, Zhejiang, with a long history, and here is a branch we tried to open in Beijing." This year, when it first opened, it was very popular, and the method of boiling the eggs was to take out all the eggs, crack the shells, and then put them in the boy's urine to boil. After a while, change the position of the upper and lower eggs and add fresh baby urine. Repeat this, over different heats, for a whole day and a night. Eggs boiled with children's urine are delicious and have a strong tonic effect. If you eat a child's egg, you won't get sleepy in the spring, and you won't get heat stroke in the summer. Moreover, the urine of the children we have here is fresh. Because we are next to an elementary school, we discussed with the school leaders that during extracurricular activities and recesses, the students of the school would run over and urinate in the wooden buckets. You see, at the base of the wall, there is a wooden bucket where we collect the urine of the boys, and it is very clean and fresh. ”

Qi Mengyan and I looked at each other, looking at the root of the wall in horror, and sure enough, a group of elementary school students came one after another, and they did not shy away from it, and took out a small pee on the wooden bucket.

The waitress went on to say, "You can rest assured that the eggs are hygienic, clean and fresh. We are the only one branch in Beijing, and the rest are all copycats. We are all authentic Dongyang people......"

Qi Mengyan interrupted him and said with a wry smile: "Fresh, clean, hygienic, boiled eggs with urine and urine, where is the cleanliness, where is the hygiene?"

She was gagging again and almost threw up.

Once again, I found the feeling of traveling through time, and I felt that it was all too realistic, and it was just ridiculous!

The waiter said: "Our Dongyang boy egg is being declared as a national intangible heritage......

We were blown away!

Qi Mengyan's eyes widened in horror, and she exclaimed: "This world is too crazy! You can boil eggs with urine! ”

The waitress added: "We have a history of boiling eggs with children's urine for thousands of years. It is said that the doctor Saint Hua Tuo has used this as a medicine primer"

Qi Mengyan waved at the waiter and said, "Okay, okay, I don't want to hear it!

Qi Mengna burst out laughing, and said to me and Qi Mengyan: "You two are just lonely and unheard, aren't you?

As we spoke, a waitress placed a small basket of eggs with a peculiar smell on our table.

Qi Mengyan screamed, and quickly covered her nose again, frowning.

I smiled and thought, "That's funny!"

Qi Mengyan looked at me thoughtfully, covered her nose with a handkerchief, and said, "Are we too outdated?"

I nodded and said, "It's a little!"

Qi Mengyan said with deep emotion: "Boiling eggs with urine, it's a shame for them to come out! In the future, will they still use it, forget it, it's disgusting to think about it!"

Qi Mengyan and I rejected this legendary delicious boy egg, but Qi Mengna looked at a basket of eggs with a special smell and drooled, she rubbed her hands mischievously, like a senior gourmet, picked out a boy egg, peeled the shell, and stuffed it into her mouth......

Qi Mengyan and I looked at Qi Mengna in surprise and felt that she had become an idol!

"You really eat!" Qi Mengyan exclaimed.

"It's delicious! Would you like to taste one too?" Qi Mengna grabbed a boy egg and lit it up in front of Qi Mengyan's eyes.

Qi Mengyan shook her head fiercely like a wave drum.

Qi Mengna ate with relish, and said while taking a big gulp: "Then I won't let you go!

Looking at the eating appearance of Qi Mengna and the guests around her, Qi Mengyan and I have become two aliens. You look at me, I look at you, you can't fit into this special atmosphere anyway.

Today, it was an eye-opener!

Qi Mengna took small bites and ate with relish. The hand she brought with her was also happy to help her peel the eggshell and put the peeled egg in the basket.

Qi Mengna actually ate more than a dozen in one go! Even Qi Mengyan was stunned by her extraordinary appetite!

Qi Mengyan seemed to be stimulated by something, and no longer spoke.

Until Qi Mengna finished eating the boy's eggs in the whole basket, patted her lower abdomen, and said beautifully: "I'm full, it's really enjoyable!

Leaving a vicious word, she stood up in a dashing manner, and walked out, accompanied by the hand of the bodyguard.

Qi Mengyan and I stared blankly at her back, and it took a long time to come back to our senses and chase after her.

At the entrance of the egg house, we stopped, and Qi Mengna said with great interest: "Where are you going in the afternoon, it's almost the New Year, what are the spring outings?"

Qi Mengyan quickly shook her head and said, "There's no action!"

Qi Mengna rolled her hair in a chic manner and said, "I'm going to go to **Shanyang Yuanshan this year to see the natural grandeur there!"

Qi Mengyan's face turned red and she was speechless.

In terms of thunder people, Qi Mengna really didn't know how many times she would surpass Fu Shengbing.

We didn't speak again until Zimena offered to say goodbye.

Before leaving, Qi Mengna also said that she was inspired by Tong Zi Dan and was going to pee on the Badaling Great Wall, and at the same time mobilized others to invest in the research and development of holy eggs, using the holy woman's urine to cook eggs, believing that the taste should be better......

Qi Mengyan and I nodded their heads again and again and praised her for this absolutely genius idea.

Seeing Qi Mona's Jaguar car go away, we all breathed a sigh of relief.

As if we had just returned from another world, Zimona and I looked at each other inexplicably, and each let out a wry smile.

Qi Mengyan sighed again: "Really, I really can't keep up with the times!

I took a cigarette in my mouth and said, "I also learned a lesson!" ”

After getting into the Great Wall car, Qi Mengyan never stepped out of the shadow of the child's egg, she even forgot to eat the lollipop, stared blankly at the front glass of the car, and kept muttering something.

I wasted no time in asking her, "What the hell is your sister doing?"

Qi Mengyan sighed, and said solemnly: "She, she doesn't do anything, just play! The whole of China is almost all over China!"

I said thoughtfully, "It's not the right time for her to show up today. ”

Qi Mengyan said: "She, in Beijing, she has all friends. Of course, it's all those friends who eat, drink and have fun. ”

I didn't ask her anything again, Qi Mengyan thought about it secretly, and said, "Why did you introduce Fu Shengbing to her?"

I said, "It's nothing, it's just a matter of feeling." I think Fu Shengbing is very similar to your sister, very similar. It's all naughty, and it's unbearable. ”

Qi Mengyan said with a sigh: "Compared with Meng Na, what is that Fu Shengbing? Haha, Meng Na is the most spoof troublemaker in the whole world! You don't know, when she was young, it was even worse." The male classmates in their class were often bullied and cried by her. Moreover, she is quite creative in bullying people, when she was in the first year of junior high school, she once tied two male classmates together......" Qi Mengyan said as she suddenly seemed to realize something and stopped.

I didn't force the question, but smiled: "I feel the same way." Let's see how she subverts sentient beings in the future!"

Qi Mengyan added: "But even so, there are still several boys pursuing her. One of them is named Sun Kui, who is the son of a leader of the Beijing Municipal Party Committee. It's really a thing to drop a thing, that Sun Kui just likes Mengna's naughtiness, and drives a sports car to send flowers to Mengna every day. But Mona didn't look down on him at all, so she wiped the flowers he sent with urine, inserted them in the windshield wipers of his car, and put a note on them: If you want to soak me, take care of it first!"

I laughed, "Awesome!" and then said, "Why don't you take a lollipop?"

Qi Mengyan frowned and said, "I'm disgusting now! I still have the heart to eat lollipops? Oh, oops, don't mention it, don't mention it, when I think of that boy, I feel like I want to vomit!" Qi Mengyan smacked her mouth, it really looked like sour water, and she hurriedly took out a handkerchief and covered her mouth, looking quite uncomfortable.

I shook my head gently and said, "What would you like to eat at noon?"

Qi Mengyan said, "What else do you want to eat?" Do you think I can still eat it?"

I said, "Let's eat a little bit." Be light! What kind of boy eggs, you haven't eaten them, what are you vomiting! It seems that your psychological quality is not good. Look at how fragrant your sister eats, one basket, one basket, all of them are eaten!"

Qi Mengyan seemed to remember something, bit her lip lightly, and said, "I have to call my father, first." I asked my dad to get a psychiatrist for Mona, this girl is acting so weird!"