Later, after my careful observation, there is no modern society in many selection keys, and these thousands of small keys are countless, dense, and the text is as small as ants. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoIt seems that it is not good to have too many choices, and sometimes it is better to choose less.

Anyway, I can't go back, for a while, I have a lot of fun, and I see that every time there is no danger, I can turn the danger into a disaster at a critical time, so I simply shuttle happily in time and space. Out of control. The time and space of China's five thousand years except for the old man traveled smoothly once, and played with ancient times. I have seen all kinds of unbelievable people and things, and if I write them one by one, I will sprinkle hundreds of thousands of words, so I will not go into detail here.

In a trance, I remembered my task and searched carefully, but I couldn't find the time when the old man had returned, and his body became as short as a babbling child, what the hell was going on? I staggered when I walked, and I could barely reach a few buttons in the last row.

Just listen to the time machine word by word, "The energy is about to run out, and the main hatch cannot be opened normally, and the emergency safety hatch at the top will be automatically opened." Please ask the staff to enter the dynasty you want to choose as soon as possible, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences. ”

Hey, I blame myself for being playful and mistaken about business, and I remembered my task in a trance, and searched carefully, but when I finally found it, the machine said, "There is an error in the time tunnel, the tunnel entrance is closed, please choose another entrance." "His body has become as short as a babbling child, and he can only barely reach the last row of buttons. It turns out that according to the law of cosmic energy deceleration in the theory of time and space travel, it is caused by using up too much energy, so it becomes smaller and shorter. It seems that it is more reliable to choose a professional.

I put the phone to my neck, and hurriedly pressed the bottom one, and there was only one button - 1010 AD, which is also strange, this is the closest era to the old man in the option, and it is estimated that Wang Dalong specially designed it.

In the end, the time machine turned into a rustling and feeble voice, "The situation is urgent, the energy is about to run out, please get ready, fasten your seat belts, prepare, 1, 2, 3, launch." ”

The big golden egg swayed from side to side, swaying violently, and I kept shaking, the momentum was similar to the Wenchuan earthquake in 08, and I couldn't see it clearly, it wouldn't be a crash, I suddenly had an ominous feeling.

I saw a whirring ring in my ears, and a flash of gold and splendor flashed in front of me, it seemed to be a gentle and rich town, and then, my eyes were black, and I couldn't see anything. Stepping into a black hole, and there is a slight murmur of water? Am I entering a wormhole in the universe?

How is this crossing so different, unexpected, so ingenious. It was not the same as the legendary crossing in the past, and it caught me off guard. In the legendary crossing, your hands are still your hands, your arms are still arms, your legs are still your legs, the length remains the same, the head is still so big, the hair is still so long, and the clothes are still your clothes. It's just a simple shift in location.

And what kind of situation is my crossing? It's really ridiculous. actually appeared in the Song Dynasty with a bare ass and naked, everyone, don't get me wrong. This is not an erotic depiction, but I have become a pure and innocent baby. Due to the incompleteness of the equipment, in the process of crossing, the energy was insufficient, and there was no constant layer to turn back into an adult, but instead became a baby in someone's belly. I didn't go to a black hole, but to a man's belly. But that's fine, from now on, no longer a stranger of unknown origin, not afraid of not being recognized by the society at that time, but the time spent in ancient times will be extended for no reason. Oops, will you go back then?

"Can't you go back? At that time, my parents were in their seventies and eighties, and when they reached their old age, they really couldn't accept such a cruel reality.

At first, I had a feeling of almost despair in my heart, like a second reincarnation, and it was a reincarnation that still had memories of the past and present lives, and had not drunk Meng Po soup. In this way, a person was thrown to ancient times alone, with no relatives, no friends, no colleagues, and even no enemies. All memories are new. I don't even know if I'm still me, I'm sometimes confused, modern society can't be the memory of my past life, right?

At first I was lucky, and I vaguely saw that I was born in a palatial place, a beautiful family with a large family of servants. But when I struggled out of a place that was so dark that I couldn't see my fingers that I couldn't see the ocean, I was so tired that I fell asleep in a daze, and when I woke up, I found that Nan Ke was dreaming, and the place and characters had all changed. I was so angry that I cried loudly, obviously I joined a big family, how could I be starving and freezing outside such a dilapidated house, and there was no one to answer me. I'm so angry, what a goddamn country this is.

I don't know why, my mother in the Song Dynasty didn't want me anymore, when I went through a long distance of mountains and rivers, tired and rushing, dizzy and fell asleep, I didn't sleep at a critical time, and I didn't have a chance to see my ancient mother's face, so I was forced to leave, I was really unwilling. But in the final analysis, modern mothers and fathers are my real parents, but I was reincarnated again, and I don't have to be too sad to have a stepmother and stepfather for some reason.

However, this ruthless ancient stepmother didn't know for any kind of unwarranted reason, and actually threw away her biological daughter, which really me off, and it was really unlucky. As soon as this person is unlucky, he will choke on drinking boiled water.

In the past, my mother in modern society always said that I was unlucky. Speaking of taking the postgraduate examination, the former was on the list, but I fell behind Sun Shan. Because I was just one point below the score line, I lost because of this crucial one-point difference, and that's it, ruining my good future. What a misstep, hated through the ages. But then it was okay, I heard that it was not easy for graduate students to find a job, and the doctor was even more extinct -- Li Mochou, I don't know why he demonized highly educated girls so much? Is it because he can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, or is it that people are stupid when they read books for a long time? Anyway, the average education level of the big money in our era was elementary school, and what ten years of cold window doctorates and masters, but they work hard under them, isn't it a mockery of Chinese education? Fortunately, I didn't get in, and my heart is slightly balanced.

I have also participated in several civil service exams, either I didn't pass the written exam, or I barely entered the interview pile as the last few, and finally got to the interview. My precious civil servant establishment, I passed five levels, cut eight generals, rushed from thousands of troops to the single-plank bridge, finally saw the other side, and immediately stretched out my hand to be able to reach the critical moment on the other side, or was dragged down by the ruthless god of fate. That feeling is really worse than death. In the end, he barely became a supernumerary person in the institute, the toiling masses at the bottom.

But when there is a banquet like a classmate's party, I have a feeling of being inferior and running away. People are either the public security bureau, or the procuratorate, or the court, at least at the gynecological level. And I'm nothing, I'm really smiling and generous, it hurts to go, it's better to miss each other. I really can't hide from it, and it's like transparent air, everyone ignores me, completely like a superfluous person. The sisters and brothers-in-law in the family, they are either civil servants or public institutions, and they all have stable jobs, so they naturally sneer at me all day long, "You are fined at home, and you are still mixed up like this, I would not have given birth to you if I knew it." "Oh, what will you do in the future? It's so unstable, maybe one day the boss will be unhappy, and he will be fired, will you drink the northwest wind in the future? Who will raise you when you're old? Don't count on your parents." ”

Hmph, the dog's eyes look at the bottom of the human body, but I am not as dignified as a dog, and people completely treat you as air and turn a blind eye. In fact, I can also understand that everyone is mixed in society, just for the sake of promotion and wealth, and to support each other. I don't have an official position, my salary is meager, I am not an official, I am not a businessman, I am just an honest man, I have no money and no power, ordinary working people, in this real society of chasing fame and fortune, how can I have a place?

And why our laboratory chooses such a difficult project to tackle is not just to be able to get out of the current situation of poverty, I hope that the above will allocate more money to us, solve the problem of food and clothing, and also contribute to the development of the country by the way. At present, scientific research units are poor and white, and it is really difficult to move an inch without money. Our unit is such a place where there is no oil and water, and it is not easy to think of this project, and there are so many problems.

Oh my God, where did I offend your old man, or your old man was very happy to see me look like and play games with me every day. And the name of this game should be called a game of teasing you or a game of cat and mouse. First let me fly at the top, feeling confident and determined to win, and suddenly throwing me into the trough, leaving me in pain, disappointed and angry. Let me be eliminated round by round, his old man is happy to play, and he has fun, but I live in depression and bad luck every day.

Fortunately, I'm used to this kind of life, I'm just the unlucky guy in the crowd, I can just break the jar and break it, and nothing good will happen to me.

I never bought a welfare lottery because I never won the last 5 yuan prize. Forget it, I'll never do any lottery dreams from now on, I'm willing to donate money to others, at least I can hear two nice words.

But I can't do bad things either. As soon as I do a bad thing, I will be found immediately, notorious, I finally did a bad thing, ran a red light, and was immediately caught by the assistant manager next to me, there is no other person in my eyes, but her eyes are all me, dozens of people of all kinds, swaggering, breaking through and breaking through are all safe, but as soon as I appeared, the hard-working public appeared, I was caught and fined money, and the unfortunate thing was not over, I actually forgot to bring money, and I had to stand there and show people. I thought about it for a while and came to the more reasonable conclusion that God is also idle and bored, and likes to play games with people like me, who are cats and me, who are mice. A poor mouse at the mercy of fate, no matter how he escapes, he can't escape the cat's claws. Hey, unlucky fate, this is not unlucky to come to ancient times, and there is no going back.

However, if you come here, it is equivalent to a second reincarnation, and God and his old man probably won't recognize my appearance, and I can be regarded as reincarnated, so I hope that it can be run here from time to time. However, all kinds of things later proved that this truth was really accidentally said by chance, feng shui takes turns, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, luck is really good.

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