Quarrels require hard practice, and it depends on talent.

God appreciates food, that is talent.

Candy Child's talent for quarreling is innate, from the beginning of being able to speak, her mouth has not stopped, no one plays with her, and she can talk to herself all day.

The Little Animal Conference she founded is a vivid case!

It's so boring to be alone, and you can only talk to the animal dolls except for yourself. After so many years, the Small Animal Conference has a complete set of operating rules.

In addition to talent, the formation of Candy's ability to quarrel is inseparable from Tang Shuang.

In terms of lip service, in the third generation of the old Tang family, no one can compare to Tang Shuang.

Tang Jin and Tang Tian are not the enemy of unity.

Tang Xin, Tang Huohuo, and want to fight if they can't quarrel, but Xiaoshuang disdains!

As for Huang Qianhe and Huang Weiwei of his uncle Huang Xiang's family, they are also scum.

The days without opponents are lonely, so I can only quarrel with the candy who looks up and doesn't look down.

quarreled and quarreled, and a little genius was cultivated!

The difference between a brawler and a master is like the difference between 2D and 5D.

The quarrel of 5D masters is a combination of voice, expression, movement, and momentum, and it is not an exaggeration to call it a performance.

The difference between 2D and 5D is that the people who eat melons unconsciously stand on the side of the 5D masters, and even in the end, they even feel that they are not right, which is unreasonable.

Candy Er and Li Xiaoyu quarreled, and within a few strokes, they made a judgment.

Ice cream boy is really not Tang Tang's opponent in terms of quarreling, not of an order of magnitude, and he can also bully the shy and timid little peacock.

What should I do if I can't argue?

Li Xiaoyu thought of comparing skills!

His ukulele, commonly known as the little gourd, is particularly powerful, and he can suppress Tang Tang in terms of skills and get back on the field.

So Li Xiaoyu finally broke out, interrupted Tang Tang's machine gun, and said loudly: "I, will, bullet, small, gourd, reed, Tang Tang, will you? Hmph, you won't, I'm better than you!"

Candy Candy was stunned, blinked her eyes wide, and asked, "What is a little gourd?"

Li Xiaoyu felt that he had finally found Tang Tang's weakness, and laughed loudly: "Ha! You can't play, right?! I haven't even heard of the little gourd, sneer~"

Candy: "Big head baby, what is a little gourd~"

Li Xiaoyu: --!

"Don't call me a big-headed baby!"

Candy: "Ice cream, what's a gourd?"

Candy grew up in a family of music, and has a natural affinity for musical instruments, in addition to the piano, she knows many musical instruments, Huang Xiangning, Tang Zhen and Tang Shuang are her family teachers.

But she had never heard of a musical instrument called a little gourd!

Li Xiaoyu: "...... My name is Li Xiaoyu! I don't call it a big-headed baby, and I don't call it ice cream!"

Candy: "Xiaoyu, then tell me what a little gourd is~"

Li Xiaoyu wanted to cry~

"Tang Tang, you're really annoying!"

Candy pouted: "If you hate it, you hate it, and you don't want to like it anyway." You haven't told me what a little gourd is, what is a little gourd? Is your little gourd very powerful? Are you a gourd baby? Is that melon with seven melons on a vine? So which melon are you? I don't like melons, I like the queen the most......

The gourd baby is a bedtime story told by Tang Shuang to Candy, except for her happy baby, no other baby has heard it.

So Li Xiaoyu looked confused, and the onlookers were also confused~

Li Xiaoyu found that not only could he not win Tang Tang, but he also had no common language even when he quarreled!!

It's always been a chat without a common language, and it's the first time I've heard of a quarrel without a common language!

This is mainly because the quarrel between Candy Er and Li Xiaoyu has broken through the limitations of the dimension. Candy stood in the three-dimensional world and carried out a cross-dimensional attack on Li Xiaoyu in the two-dimensional world.

Although Li Xiaoyu couldn't understand this attack method, he was uncomfortable, his eyes were full of stars, and the fire in his heart ran to his face......

The blow is real!

This is very annoying, Li Xiaoyu in the two-dimensional world can only be scolded passively, and there is no way to fight back against Tang Tang in the three-dimensional world, any means of attack are useless, she is immune!

From the big-headed baby, to ice cream, to the small fish, to the gourd baby, so many nicknames appeared at once, which made Li Xiaoyu crazy, just these nicknames made him messed up, not to mention quarreling to win Tang Tang.

Candy's habit of nicknames is definitely learned from Tang Shuang.

Tang Shuang took the hand and taught Candy by word and deed.

He can give candy a nickname every day, 365 days a year without repeating the same, little girl, little pig, little person, little person, annoying spirit, bear child......

Then, Candy Candy found out that this trick actually worked!

Li Xiaoyu, who had just revived, was almost complacent again, but was instantly suppressed by her.

And this time, she only said a few words.

Haha, it turns out that you don't have to say a lot of words to quarrel, just now she had a lot of balabala, but this time she only spoke a few words, and Li Xiaoyu couldn't stand it.

…… Well, thinking of what I just said a lot, Candy smashed it, and I was a little thirsty.

"My water bottle?"

Candy just asked casually, but she didn't expect someone to run to her bag and take out a special water bottle for candy from it.

"Miss Tang Tang, oh, here you go!, you are so majestic~Hehehehehe~Do you like me?Don't scold me, are you good to be my sister~ I really want a sister, by the way, Miss Tang Tang likes to watch the Wang Wang team......

Where did this come from, nag the little milk baby?

Candy looked down at the little person, who was a head shorter than her, with a flattering smile on her face, much like Bai Jingjing.

Well, I think about it, this is the one in the small class, that, the one who called her mom mom.

Candy froze and O__O "... I'm a little afraid to talk to him~

So she silently patted her little friend's brain melon seeds as a reward~

The quarrelsome drank water and moistened their throats, just like a martial arts master returning with a treasure knife full of blood.

Candy Candy said to Li Xiaoyu eagerly: "Hmph! Is the little gourd you are talking about this one in your hand?"

Li Xiaoyu raised the small gourd in his hand and said loudly: "That's right! This is my little gourd, it's called ukulele, I play it super well, you can't!"

Candy said equally loudly, "I will!

Li Xiaoyu was stunned, there was no endless road, he didn't believe it.

"You won't! You liar! You're just like Feng Yingxin, you're a little liar!"

Candy suddenly became less excited, and said calmly: "You are the little liar, you are the big-headed baby who wipes the snot in your hair." ”

Li Xiaoyu: "Don't call me a big-headed baby! I'm not! I'm a handsome guy!"

Candy pouted disdainfully: "You're not! You're not handsome at all, Xiaoshuang is a handsome guy, you are not as tall as his legs, you can only touch his ass when you jump up, where are you handsome!"

This sentence has a deep meaning, and people who don't understand the mind of candy can't find it at all.

It's the sentence "You don't have as high a leg as him, and you can only touch his ass when you jump."

Didn't Candy like to slap people's butts some time ago, and Tang Shuang suffered a lot.

Candy slapped Tang Shuang's buttocks, no need to jump, stand on tiptoe to get there.

She now said that Li Xiaoyu had to jump up to touch Xiaoshuang's buttocks, which meant that you, Li Xiaoyu was not as tall as me!

Hahaha~

This chick's mind is getting more and more twisted.

Oh, there's no way, if you don't have more eyes, you'll be fooled by Xiaoshuang.

After Candy Candy said that Li Xiaoyu was not handsome at all, she whispered again: "Don't think that if you learn Xiaoshuang to wipe your nose on your hair, you are as handsome as him, hum, you think beautiful! I won't say that you are handsome." ”

You didn't say that Xiaoshuang is handsome, do you want to say a word when you go back today?

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