Chapter Seventy-Seven: Eating Fried Chicken and Knitting a Sweater

There is an advantage to being the person in charge of throwing the money, you can be the shopkeeper after throwing the money.

The old crooked began to get busy, in his own words: "Dude, I am dragging a crippled body and working hard, Xu Tingsheng is a bastard, but you live a shameless life without shame and fooling around day and night." ”

Lao Crooked is right, Xu Tingsheng has indeed been fooling around recently, appearing in various bars and nightclubs in Yanzhou City day and night, and taking a few playful girls from nearby schools to mess around.

Along with him were Fu Cheng and Huang Yaming.

In fact, for Xu Tingsheng and Fu Cheng, this is not their original intention, the two of them are not very interested in bars, nightclubs, or all kinds of women, but there are only a few brothers in their lives, and they have to accompany Huang Yaming, even if they know that what he is doing is wrong.

Huang Yaming fell out of love, this incident was foreseen for Xu Tingsheng, but for Huang Yaming himself, there was no warning and it came suddenly...... It's hard to accept.

A few days ago, Tan Qingling took the initiative to call Huang Yaming, and he was very happy, but on that day, Tan Qingling said on the phone that he had broken up. Just a simple sentence: let's break up. No explanation was given.

In fact, Huang Yaming learned something from Tan Qingling's roommate about a month ago, Tan Qingling has been knitting a sweater in his spare time since the beginning of winter......

Warm sweaters in the cold winter, hand-knitted by loved ones...... What a sweet and happy thing, Huang Yaming didn't say anything, and looked forward to it silently with happiness.

Then, the sweater was knitted, but it was worn on someone else.

Tan Qingling's roommate told Huang Yaming not to come back to her, the man was not a student, he was a young boss who came from other places to do business, he was good-looking and rich, and he would drive to pick up Tan Qingling every weekend...... You can't fight.

Huang Yaming began to fool around outside every day, opening rooms with all kinds of women for the night, and women who couldn't figure it out would take money to smash it, and as a result, he smashed down a group of women who followed him every day to eat, drink and have fun...... Lack of money, so I asked Xu Tingsheng.

Xu Tingsheng doesn't care about money, but he cares about Huang Yaming's decadence, depravity, and safety.

Therefore, he and Fu Cheng had to accompany Huang Yaming to mix together, since there are some things that you can't persuade and can't solve, you can only accompany and guard.

The spotlights of the nightclub swept across the numb and pale faces, the blurred music stirred up lust, the women with heavy makeup twisted their waists, and the laughter was ambiguous and seductive,......

Huang Yaming was drunk, he slammed the wine glass on the bar, and said to Xu Tingsheng and Fu Cheng: "Stinky girl, stupid...... You say she's stupid?...... I love her so much...... -she's knitting sweaters for somebody else......? Stupid. ”

Xu Tingsheng was stunned, and after a while, he pulled Fu Cheng over and gathered together, and then said to Huang Yaming: "Brother, can you change the way you vent?...... Our reincarnation band hasn't released a new song for a long time, so you can accompany us to record a new song tomorrow. ”

"I'm ...... again Can't sing. Huang Yaming shook his head and said.

"You just shout. Xu Tingsheng said.

"What song?" Fu Cheng asked curiously.

"You knit sweaters for stupid people. Xu Tingsheng said.

"You're knitting sweaters for stupid guys. Fu Cheng said.

"I'm talking about the name of the song, you knit sweaters for stupid people", Xu Tingsheng ignored Fu Cheng after speaking, and said to Huang Yaming: "Huang Yaming, you just said this...... You will be responsible for shouting this sentence tomorrow, how cool it is, how to shout, and leave the rest to me and Fu Cheng. ”

Because of Huang Yaming's words just now, Xu Tingsheng remembered a song, originally called "Knitting a Sweater", which was an alternative song that only became popular on the Internet around 2010, but in fact, this song has appeared in the 80s.

Therefore, there is no question of whether to copy the song or not, and Xu Tingsheng does not plan to make money with it, after all, it infringes on other people's copyrights.

He just wanted to take Huang Yaming to play a ticket and give him a window to vent, or to put it more simply, the buddy was bullied, and Xu Tingsheng planned to help scold people.

Yes, it's scolding, it's not quality and uncivilized, it's unreasonable, what's wrong with you?!

In addition, Xu Tingsheng didn't plan to completely cover the original lyrics and songs, he found another song, put together the two songs unreasonably, mixed them together, and if he wanted to play, he would play crazy.

Fu Cheng contacted the recording studio in advance, and Xu Tingsheng changed the lyrics overnight.

The next day, the two dragged Huang Yaming, who was still in a hangover state, to the recording studio.

Fu Cheng: "I love you deeply

You're in love with a fool

Stupid don't I love you

You're more stupid than stupid

Oh......"

Huang Yaming sang drunkenly: "You still knit sweaters for fools." ”

He: "You're more stupid than a fool." ”

Xu Tingsheng: "I'm eating fried chicken in People's Square

And where are you at this moment?

Oh, so ......"

Huang Yaming roared out in the loudest voice: "You're knitting sweaters for stupid people." ”

He: "You're more stupid than a fool." ”

Repeat.

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I didn't do much post-processing, this song is extremely shoddy, incoherent, swearing, a few blind yells, and ...... 's "You Knit a Sweater for a Fool" was uploaded to the music station by Fu Cheng that night.

Because of copyright issues, Xu Tingsheng asked Fu Cheng to explain to CRBT that this song does not enter paid operations and any commercial channels.

Those who are still wandering around the music station of "the reincarnation band that refuses to show their faces because they are too ugly".

or is still following the ugly band, enlightening and persuading, or fighting with others, or taking the opportunity to hook up with a girl who doesn't think men are ugly...... 's real fans and fake fans, they may just be used to clicking on this small station every day, discussing with others, or soaking a girl, tearing a ...... After all, after five good songs in a row, the reincarnation band has been silent for a long time, not talking, not singing.

Then they landed on the station today, and suddenly found out: the reincarnation band has released a new song.

This new song...... Uh, what do you want the fans to say?...... It's definitely not going to be on any official charts, or even on any occasion that's too formal, but it's going to be hot, it's going to be hot.

It's special, weird, but concise, interesting, catchy, I've only listened to it twice, and many people have unconsciously hummed along, and they hummed happily, hummed, and hummed.

The new song of the band of reincarnation is on fire...... In just two days, the song "You Knit a Sweater for a Fool", which was spurned by music critics and included in the blocklist by parents, became popular all over the Internet.

Xu Tingsheng occasionally walked on the road and began to hear passers-by humming unconsciously: "I'm eating fried chicken in People's Square, and where are you at this moment......?" You're knitting sweaters for stupid people. ”

Back in the dormitory, the old man complained to Xu Tingsheng angrily: "If Lao Tzu knew who the reincarnation band was, he would definitely hack them to death...... Brother Xu, do you know? Linlin has stopped being a tutor recently, and is about to knit a sweater for me when she is free, this ...... Nope. She said I'd be a fool if I knitted it,......"

"It should be cut, it should be cut. ”

Xu Tingsheng responded with a few words, this one is estimated to have pitted a lot of people, fortunately, Xiang Ning's little girl can't knit sweaters when she grows up, and she can't pit her head.

On the other side, Fu Cheng received a call from Fang Yunyao.

"Fu Cheng, I remember you told me last time that you and Xu Tingsheng were playing that reincarnation band, right?" Fang Yunyao asked on the phone, Xu Tingsheng and Fu Cheng had to hide this from many people, but it definitely did not include Fang Yunyao, Fu Cheng had already mentioned it to her earlier.

"Eun, yes. Because last time Fang Yunyao praised a few words, saying that she liked two of the songs, and at this time, when she mentioned the matter of the band, Fu Cheng was still a little proud.

"I want to tell you something, that's it...... Some time ago, when I was idle and had nothing to do, I knitted a sweater for my dad, and after knitting, I realized that it might be too big for my dad to wear...... I was thinking that I would give it to you, but now you see ...... What to do?"

Obviously, this sweater was specially knitted by Fang Yunyao for Fu Cheng, and this was the first time she had expressed such a direct sweetness.

Fu Cheng held his mobile phone: "This ...... Me, I...... Wait, I'll hack Xu Tingsheng to death...... I had to hack him to death. ”

Fang Yunyao smiled on the other end of the phone.

Fu Cheng thought for a while and said, "That, Teacher Fang...... No, Yun Yao, Yaoyao...... Actually, I'm willing to be a fool. ”

"Oh, but...... I don't want to be stupid or stupid. Fang Yunyao was embarrassed to say dirty words.

"I ...... , I'm not alive anymore, I have to hack Xu Tingsheng to death. ”

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