"Ahh

"Oh, I see! It seems that I heard it wrong, or maybe I went the wrong way, I just remembered that there was a girl nearby who was asking for help, saying that as long as I saved her, she would be my lover, well, it was the kind that had been a junior for a long time, and it seemed that I had to look in another direction. ”

Speaking of this, Zhang Xiaohao deliberately paused, and then continued: "Well, I'm sorry to disturb you, then you continue, I'll look elsewhere." ”

After speaking, Zhang Xiaohao turned around and pretended to leave.

At the same time, he touched his nose and smiled bitterly in his heart, he was so handsome and so young, he was regarded as a strange uncle, thinking of this, Zhang Xiaohao decided to take care of her later.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaohao was leaving, the gloomy color in the fat old man's eyes flashed, and his complexion changed rapidly, he found that he couldn't see through Zhang Xiaohao, he was jealous, and he had no intention of stopping it.

However, Zhao Linger was in a hurry.

On this big night, this is behind the wall of Nanhua No. 1 Middle School, surrounded by small woods, very remote, even during the day, few people come here, not to mention that it is still night.

If Zhang Xiaohao really left, then she would be really miserable.

She would rather her white body be ruined by Zhang Xiaohao for a long time, than that her body would be slapped by an ugly and fat lewd old man for one night.

"Uncle, don't go, I haven't finished yet?" Zhao Ling'er said hurriedly.

"Stinky girl, shut up for me!" Seeing that Zhao Ling'er was not dead, the fat old man was anxious, and he roared angrily at the moment, and he was about to slap Zhao Ling'er's delicate and charming face.

"What a cabbage! If this little face is broken, it will not be wasted. Zhang Xiaohao said with a wicked smile.

Seeing the fat old man's slap, with a huge strong wind, getting closer and closer to Zhao Ling'er's delicate and seductive little face, a playing card flew out from Zhang Xiaohao's two fingers, with a streamer, the speed was very fast, and it was inserted into the fat old man's right wrist.

Blood splattered, and there was a scream! Immediately came out of the fat old man's mouth, and his tears were about to flow down in pain.

"Now it's finally clean, no one can disturb us, little beauty, what did you just say? tell me to stop? Do you have anything else to say?" Zhang Xiaohao asked with a wicked smile.

"Ah, uncle, you are so powerful! You are so powerful! You are the most powerful man I have ever met! Uncle, can you save me? This bad old man wants to insult me, uncle, you are a good person, the biggest good person in the world, you must save me from the clutches of the devil!" Zhao Ling'er said with a blink of his eyes.

"Little beauty, uncle, I'm still single now! If it were a normal time, uncle, I would still save you, but just now I heard someone shouting for help, if I saved her, she agreed to be my junior, uncle I'm really busy now!

"Uncle, don't go! Actually, the girl who asked for help just now was me. Zhao Linger said with a red face.

"Hey, why didn't you admit it just now?" Zhang Xiaohao said curiously, as if he had discovered a new continent.

"Ahem, ahem!" Zhao Ling'er's beautiful face was difficult with a hint of embarrassment, but it was fleeting.

"Uncle, in fact, I am testing you, to see if you are suitable to be my Zhao Ling'er's man! Well, now that you have passed the test, I Zhao Ling'er has decided to be an uncle's junior forever in this life. Zhao Ling'er said.

But in my heart, I was thinking, hum, I want me to be as beautiful as a fairy, and Zhao Ling's daughter of Nanhua No. 1 Middle School, which integrates wisdom and beauty, to be your junior, please! Uncle, don't be stupid and talk about dreams, okay! I will dump you later, when you beat this obscene old man, I will dump you.

With my Zhao Ling'er's wisdom, it's not easy to deal with a stupid big guy like you.

"Really?" asked Zhang Xiaohao, pretending to be surprised.

"Hmm. Zhao Ling'er nodded vigorously.

"I don't believe it! The master said that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive people, unless you make a contract for me in black and white, I will believe you!" Zhang Xiaohao said with a wink.

"Ah, uncle, don't want this! I use my wisdom to vouch, if I Zhao Ling'er deceives people, I will be a puppy!" Zhao Ling'er looked serious.

This stupid big guy doesn't look too stupid, but if you want to fight with this girl, you're still a little stunned.

"No, unless you make a contract in black and white, I'll leave now. Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Your Excellency is too deceitful, right? I respect you for three points, it doesn't mean that I am afraid of you! You are good, but you have repeatedly provoked me, do you really think that I am a fat Taoist who is so easy to bully?" The fat old man finally couldn't help it, resisted the impulse to explode, and said angrily.

"What kind of green onion are you? Fat Daoist? Is it very strong? There is a lot of nonsense, stay with me!" Zhang Xiaohao said with a cold look in his eyes.

A clown playing card in his hand was played again, hitting the fat Taoist's dantian, and at the same time, a true qi entered his body, destroying his itchy acupoint.

Plop.

The fat man fell to the ground, his body arched, like a big lobster, his body was extremely itchy, his hands scratched at his body, and his mouth let out a painful grin.

Zhang Xiaohao walked up to Zhao Ling'er with a wicked smile, put his palm into his pocket, took out an A4 white paper and ballpoint pen from Shennong's ring and handed it over.

"No, as long as you make a deed of sale and agree to be my junior, I will save you from the sea of suffering. Zhang Xiaohao said playfully.

Facing Zhang Xiaohao's playful eyes, Zhao Linger panicked, glanced at the fat Taoist who was itchy on the side, trembled in her heart, picked up the pen, and signed a deed of sale on it-Xiaosan contract......

"This is a good boy, call your husband to listen. Zhang Xiaohao said with a wicked smile.

"You ......" Zhao Ling'er was angry, and met Zhang Xiaohao's evil eyes, and shouted very reluctantly, "Old... Male!"

"Good wife!" Zhang Xiaohao laughed, slapped his palm on Zhao Ling'er's chest, solved the paralysis on her body, and between her hands, she only felt a burst of heat and fullness, holding her fragrant shoulders and helping her up from the ground.

"The seniors spare their lives! The little and the villain are willing to give this girl to the seniors, and beg the seniors to spare the villain's life!" The fat Taoist forcibly endured the itch in his body, crawled over, hugged Zhang Xiaohao's thighs and begged for mercy.

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