Shen Qiong accompanied his sister to play in Lingxi City for a day, and did not return home until the evening. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Oops, I'm tired!" he lay on the couch.

After resting for about half an hour, Shen Qiong got up and turned on the computer and logged in to his new meager Master Shen account.

At the end of the day, the attention has exceeded 1,000, and there are more than a dozen people who have added friends, Shen Qiong looked at it in surprise, and the first person to add his friends was Chen Yuxiang.

Shen Qiong remembered this name, but Chen Yuxiang advertised himself a lot, and Shen Qiong immediately agreed to the application.

Chen Yuxiang, who was sitting in front of the computer watching the movie, saw the news that Master Shen had approved your application, and he immediately jumped up and said excitedly: "Agreed!"

Chen Yuxiang quickly typed out a line of words on the keyboard and sent it to Master Shen, "Hello Master Shen! ”

Shen Qiong smiled when he saw this, he didn't expect that he still had fans!

"Thank you. Shen Qiong wanted to leave a mysterious impression on the other party, so his reply was very concise.

After Shen Qiong rejected the applications of some friends he didn't know, he browsed the comments on the only message on his Weibo.

There is only one Weibo message on Master Shen's account, and that is the recruitment notice he wrote.

Although there are only more than 1,000 followers, there are a lot of messages.

Stir-fried tomatoes with tomatoes: "I only learned about Master Shen through a friend's introduction, and I have always heard that Master Shen is very special, and now I see this recruitment notice, which is really eye-opening." ”

Dog Erdan: "Blind my titanium alloy dog eyes, this treatment is too good!"

replied to the dog Erdan: "There is no room for promotion, no five insurances and one housing fund, no commission, no knowledge, and the salary has to be negotiated, this treatment is really good." ”

Chen Xiangyu also joined in the fun and replied: "Very good and powerful, it is completely contrary to other recruitment notices." ”

"I can understand that there is no room for promotion, I think there is no five insurances and one housing fund, I think it is a bit of a pitfall, and I admit it without commission, but I can't bear it if I don't impart knowledge!

Replied to the layer master: "You don't know anything, Master Shen is only in his early twenties, I'm afraid that there will be no successor!"

There is an old saying: "I think everyone has misunderstood the meaning of Master Shen, in fact, there are so many recruitment notices, which means that you don't have what you want, and love can't come." ”

"The top level master perfectly interprets the essence of this job posting. ”

"It's amazing, little brother, I can see your reminder. ”

Shen Qiong was very helpless about this comment, although he meant this, but we can't put it on the table and say it!

"Two words, capricious. ”

"It's worthy of a master's demeanor, recruiting an assistant is so particular, I don't know much about this rejection of graduate students, is it disliked for high academic qualifications?"

In fact, Shen Qiong felt that if he really had such a high degree to sign up, he couldn't delay the future of others, after all, he couldn't be regarded as a real master, and he just relied on WeChat to fool people.

"I think I meet the conditions! Especially this plus point, appearance, wit, and eloquence, isn't this just talking about me?"

"Upstairs narcissist, analysis done. ”

"I heard that I have to take photos to make an appointment with Master Shen, and I seriously doubt that my appearance will affect the success rate of the appointment. ”

Shen Qiong's face darkened when he saw this, this guy actually doubted himself, and he immediately replied in the back: "Let me clarify here, the reason why I need to submit photos for an appointment is because it is convenient for me to see my face in advance, and there is no appearance that affects the success rate of the appointment, and about the recruitment of assistants, if you are interested, you can contact me on Weibo, or call directly." ”

Obediently replied: "Capture Master Shen alive, Master Shen I want to ask me that I have made an appointment more than ten times, it has been more than a month, when will the appointment be successful!"

Shen Qiong replied obediently: "Staying near Shili Street can improve the success rate of the appointment." ”

The owner of the Internet café also paid attention to Shen Qiong's Weibo, and he immediately discovered the business opportunity, and hurriedly replied below: "My Internet café is less than 20 meters away from Master Shen's store, now I am holding an event to rush 100 and get 50 free, come to the Internet!

Shen Qiong scolded,, this Internet café owner is really talented, this is okay.

He replied with a wry smile behind the owner of the Internet café: "You owe me publicity money." ”

The owner of the Internet café didn't expect Shen Qiong to reply to him, and immediately said cheerfully: "Come on!

Netizens joked in the back: "I'm happy to hear that Master Shen has begun to collect advertising fees." ”

Suddenly, a message said that he wanted to apply for an assistant, and he wrote a long list of things to introduce himself.

"I graduated from a key university in Lingxi City, won the national scholarship twice, served as the minister of sports in the school, and had excellent academic performance...... Can I get 10,000 yuan a month?"

Shen Qiong asked, "Male or female?"

"Man, I'm strong, and I can act as a bodyguard if someone comes to make trouble. ”

Shen Qiong replied: "Thank you, I don't need a bodyguard." ”

Suddenly, countless netizens spoofed below: "Thank you, I don't need a man." ”

"Thank you, I don't need a sports minister. ”

"Thanks, I don't need to excel. ”

"Thanks, I don't need to graduate from a major university. ”

……

Shen Qiong rolled his eyes, he really convinced this group of netizens, he turned off the computer and muttered: "Online recruitment is really unreliable." ”

Today's college students have just graduated, and they will have to earn tens of thousands of dollars a month when they open their mouths, which is simply unbearable! Of course, Shen Qiong knows that some people can indeed do it, but the problem is that he is just recruiting an assistant, and everyone can do this job, so there is no need for this kind of talent.

Shen Qiong complained while playing with his mobile phone over and over again, since he unlocked his life skills, he could find that there were people who appeared in the "nearby people" from time to time, but it was a pity that these people didn't find him, and he couldn't give others "guidance".

Han Jianyuan (within 500 meters) has a portrait of a man with an embarrassing beard.

Age: 34 Height: 169 Health Value: 76 Qi Luck Value: 5

Life skills are ranked from highest to lowest

Cooking: 68Drinking: 38Childbirth: 35Communication: 30Finance: 28......

Shen Qiong summed up his experience, ordinary people have no specialty, and their life skills generally hover around 30 points, and some are even lower than 10, which means that they don't understand it at all.

More than 50 is considered good, more than 60 is considered excellent, as for more than 70, it is very rare, like Han Jianyuan in front of him, Shen Qiong pondered that the other party might be the chef of a big restaurant.

Dididi, the phone rang.

Shen Qiong picked up his mobile phone and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.

"Hey, hello, is it Master Shen?" came from the other party's polite greeting on the phone.

"Yes, it's me. Shen Qiong responded.

In the hall of a suite in Wanda Community, it can be said that people know the destiny of heaven until fifty, Ren Jingshan has no worries at this age, the only thing he worries about is his baby daughter, he stood on the windowsill with his mobile phone and said with a smile: "That's the case, I want to ask Master Shen if he has found an assistant, if not, I want my daughter to go over for an interview tomorrow." ”

"Dad......" Her long eyelashes fluttered slightly, and the word unwillingness was clearly written on her face.

Ren Jingshan ignored her, and continued to smile politely: "That's good, that's good, that's good!" My daughter is good at everything, and her ability is strong, but she has a strong temper, and I hope Master Shen can bear with her. ”

"Something bad is wrong with my temper. She pouted, disgruntled.

Shen Qiong could hear that a father was strongly recommending his daughter, and he smiled: "It's okay, just let her come!"

After the two discussed, Ren Jingshan shouted in his daughter's reluctant protest: "You don't need to say it, you don't go to work when you are arranged, you won't go if you are asked to take care of the store, you will go this time, and learn more from Master Shen." ”

If Shen Qiong was here, he would definitely be surprised, the woman in front of him was Ren Tianxue, the goddess without makeup he saw that day.

Ren Tianxue said coquettishly: "No! Everyone writes very clearly and does not impart knowledge." ”

Ren Jingshan gently scraped her nose and said with a smile: "That's someone else, my baby daughter is smart and beautiful, who is willing to refuse you." ”

"Hmph, baby girl! Throw me to a place where birds don't, and be an assistant to an old man in his seventies and eighties. Ren Tianxue looked angry.

Ren Jingshan laughed: "Don't worry, your father has checked, this Master Shen is not an old man in his seventies and eighties, others are only in their early twenties, not a few years older than you." ”

"Not in your twenties. Ren Tianxue continued to coquettishly say: "Dad, can you really bear to watch your daughter pour tea and water to a man in his early twenties?"

Ren Jingshan patted his daughter's hand, "Haha, how could it be! I don't know your temper yet, if you don't want to pour him tea, he won't be able to call you even if he dies of thirst." ”

Ren Tianxue looked at her father speechlessly......

At night, a person suddenly walked into the dark study, turned on the light, and Ren Jingshan came to the corner of the bookshelf, where there was a yellowed letter between the two large books.

He pulled the dusty letter out of the bookshelf and sighed, "After so many years, Tianji Pavilion has finally surfaced again. ”