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In the small courtyard of the Xu family, Dr. Xu buried his head in front of the wooden table and read a booklet, fascinated, Xiao Enzi quietly looked at the door twice, did not dare to disturb her, and did not want to leave, so he continued to wander.
He knew that Master was going to prepare a new recipe again, and since he took over the "Wanji Life Museum", it was Master who first wrote out the recipes for the pills, and then the shopkeeper Ke purchased medicinal materials, grinded them, prepared them, and made various pills to sell in the store.
When he was in good spirits, he would go to the store to sit down, check his pulse, prescribe medicine, and recuperate the body of the people from Meijia Town who came to seek medical treatment; when he was in a bad mood, he refused to sit at the clinic, and simply sat at home or went out to see a doctor. As long as I am at home, I am generally immersed in reading this dispensing prescription given by my dumb aunt.
Usually, wherever the master goes, Xiao Enzi will follow her, help her carry the medicine box, and serve her at any time.
If Master doesn't go out, Xiao Enzi has to go to the store to help.
"Is there something wrong?" Dr. Xu finally noticed the figure at the door. "I don't want to go out today, you go to the store, learn to be smart, be diligent in your eyes and hands, and temper people." ”
Xiao Enzi nodded, but hesitated and still didn't leave.
"What the hell is going on? ”
Xiao Enzi was a little aggrieved: "Shopkeeper Ke doesn't want to see me, and I don't want to collect money, and now I don't even allow me to approach the counter, and I have nothing to do after cleaning inside and out, so I can only stand at the door." I think...... I feel like I can't learn any craft after standing for a day. and they are still under their eyes. ”
After speaking, he lowered his head and stopped talking.
Dr. Xu was a little surprised, closed the booklet and got up, intently observing the apprentice, and found that his eyes were red and his face looked like he had cried.
"Did they treat you badly?"
Xiao Enzi hurriedly shook his head: "Without Master, it's all my fault, I'm not the one who Ke Shopkeeper collects, I, I'm ......"
"You're the one with my crooked mouth!" Dr. Xu said for him.
Xiao Enzi lowered his head and remained silent. Quietly pull the cuffs to cover your wrists.
Dr. Xu noticed his wrist, grabbed it and rolled up his sleeves to see that his wrist was bruised, and it was scalded by boiling water.
"Where? Tell you the truth!"
Xiao Enzi's eyes were full of tears, "Xiao Kezi was hot, he asked me to serve tea, and when I brought it over, he knocked it over, and said that it was accidental." But he clearly did it on purpose. I was not allowed to apply the medicine when it was hot, saying that the medicine was expensive, and I was not worthy of it as a poor boy. Doctor Xu's hot temper suddenly came up, "Did he really say that?"
Xiao Enzi wiped her tears, "I don't dare to lie." This is the last hot time, and it is already much better. As he spoke, he rolled up his other sleeve, and sure enough, there was also a blue spot, which was already molting. "Xiao Kezi said, don't let me tell you. It is also said that it is the meaning of Ke shopkeeper. If I dare to chew on the root of my tongue, they will kick me out of the store. ”
Doctor Xu sneered: "It looks like a trick done by the shopkeeper Ke." I don't know who he is! He is narrow-minded and can't tolerate people. ”
As he spoke, he took his coat from the bed, "Let's go, I'll take you to the judges." My crooked apprentice, whether it's good or not, only I teach you, which is their turn to bully!"
Xiao Enzi has indeed suffered a lot of grievances these days, but he is well-behaved, and he has been holding back and not saying it, and this time he really couldn't stand it before he said it. Unexpectedly, the master really wanted to judge, and he clapped his hands in his heart. Secretly stuck out his tongue to himself, smiled and followed the master and left.
One of the master and apprentice walked in front, and the other chased behind, trotting with the wind all the way, passing through the doors of many people's homes and going straight to the Wanji Life Museum.
A few Hanako wandering on the streets were the first to notice this phenomenon, and the little stinky man was the first to shout: "Hey, look, isn't that Xu Crooked Mouth Master and apprentice, what are you doing in such a hurry, is there a fire on your buttocks?"
"Yes, yes, look at Xu Crooked's face, it's all blue!"
The Hanako were bored, and when they saw that something lively was about to happen, they suddenly followed up.
Shopkeeper Ke was reading the account book in front of the counter, and the door was dark, and Xiao Kezi was shouting: "Doctor Xu, are you here? Several patients are waiting for you—are you looking for a master, my master is busy—"
Xiao Kezi didn't stop it, Dr. Xu rushed into the counter in a gust of wind, grabbed the account book, and smashed it on the counter, "The surname Ke, what do you mean? Look down on people, don't you?"
Shopkeeper Ke was taken aback, but quickly calmed down and smiled: "Yo yo yo, who provoked us Xu Mingyi?" Xiao Kezi quickly pour tea, put more chrysanthemum rock candy in the tea, let Xu Mingyi defeat the fire and dissipate his anger." ”
Xiao Kezi was clever and quickly came over with a bowl of tea.
"Bang-bang-" As Dr. Xu's hand rose and fell, Xiao Kezi's originally smiling face suddenly flowed with tea, and the tea bowl fell to the ground and shattered.
"Thief thing—even you look down on us? Who borrowed your guts?"
Xu crooked his mouth and finally started scolding.
"Come on, come on, look at Xu crooked mouth scolding-" The flowers at the door discussed, their faces full of excitement, waiting to see a good show.
"Where is the anger not going well, if you have something to say, how can you start beating someone?" said the shopkeeper, the smile on his face gone.
Xiao Kezi's face was hot, and he covered his face and squatted on the ground and whimpered.
"Why do you bully Xiao Enzi? He is my apprentice, and I said that he is also a person in this store, accounting for one-third of the income. If you bully him, you look down on me. Why do you look down on me?"
Ke shopkeeper only understood what was going on, turned around and glared at Xiao Enzi fiercely, and then became angry at Xiao Kezi: "If it's hot, you can't get up and apply the medicine yourself!"
Xiao Kezi covered his face and ran into the back hall.
Xu crooked his mouth and pulled Xiao Enzi over, "Come on, kid, since you have torn your face today, let's make this matter clear." Xiao Kezi is paid in your shop, but our little Enzi has been busy every day since he came, and has he ever taken a penny? I don't think he's a child that no one hurts? Okay, I'm going to hurt this kid today!"
Shopkeeper Ke snorted in his nose with a look of disdain. He looked down on Xiao Enzi, and always felt that he was in the way of the store, and he was still supervising the income of the store for Dr. Xu.
"Little Enzi," Dr. Xu suddenly raised his voice, shouting so that everyone at the door could hear it, "Do you want to recognize me as a godmother?
Xiao Enzi was stunned for a moment, and immediately said "hey", knelt down and kowtowed to Dr. Xu: "Master, oh no, godmother, I am willing." The son is willing. ”
"See, right?" Doctor Xu sneered, looked at Shopkeeper Ke, and removed a string of jade from his wrist that he had just bought yesterday, "A gift from my godmother." Nuzui pointed to the chair where she sat in the clinic every day, "In the future, I will come to the clinic, if I don't come for something, you can sit there and learn to treat people." Whoever dares to say half a word, he will fan it with a big-eared scraper. ”
This-godmother's love came too big and too suddenly, Xiao Enzi was stupid, "Master, godmother, I won't see a doctor-"
"You can't learn, after this period of tempering, I found that you are very suitable for studying medicine, from now on, we will formally learn, as long as you are willing to endure hardships, follow my Xu crooked mouth person, three years to ensure that you are a teacher, can open a medicine hall alone." ”
Xiao Enzi kowtowed with joy.
A figure came in at the door, and suddenly knelt down and kowtowed to Xiao Enzi, "Master, godmother, you can also accept me." I'm going to be your godson too. I also want to learn medicine. ”
It's a little stinky.
Xiao Kezi hastily smeared medicine on his face and rushed out to see the progress of the situation outside. Seeing the two young men kneeling on the ground to recognize the godmother, he was stupid, he had followed the shopkeeper Ke for many years, before and after the saddle, he had endured hardships and suffered, but he didn't survive to the extent that he recognized a godfather and then learned medical skills, and the shit luck of these two people came too fast.
"Doctor Xu, you just accept our little stink, he is not like us who only have the ability to beg, he is smart, clever and quick-witted, and he learns everything quickly, so you can take him with you." A few Hanako pleaded together at the door.
Shopkeeper Ke's face turned the color of pig liver, "What do you take to feed you with so much? My store doesn't raise idle food, let alone flowers!"
Doctor Xu stared at the face of Ke's shopkeeper for a while, and slowly squeezed out the words from between his teeth: "I'll just say this to you." I took both of these children. From now on, I have two sons. I will feed my son by myself, and I don't need your Ke Da shopkeeper to worry about it. ”
After speaking, he pulled up two young people with one left and one right, and the three of them walked away.
Behind him, the shopkeeper Ke and Xiao Kezi stomped their feet angrily.