Chapter 71: Lin Yiyi, who is super dirty
Speaking of the word "cheating", Lin Yiyi's voice was particularly heavy. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Hearing the word "cheating", He Yuqing's face turned red suddenly.
Wang Hao was embarrassed, he didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out today, why did he meet Lin Yiyi, the little demon girl, again?
Lin Yiyi saw that He Yuqing's expression was a little abnormal, and remembered that they had just come out of the grove, and they showed a smile of "I know how to drop".
"Brother-in-law, are you stealing people behind my sister's back again, and Hongxing climbed the wall?"
When she spoke, she also deliberately made a gesture of climbing the wall, which looked very funny.
"What stealing people, what red apricots climb the wall, Yiyi, don't talk nonsense, Principal He and I are legitimate boyfriend and girlfriend!"
Lin Yiyi looked disdainful and grinned: "Oh, you're both boyfriend and girlfriend, are you still in a proper relationship?"
After speaking, without waiting for Wang Hao and He Yuqing to answer, Lin Yiyi tilted her little head sideways, blinked her eyes, and said: "By the way, brother-in-law, aren't they all couples who don't have the money to open a house, so they are just popping in the grove, why do you go too? Is it to pursue alternative excitement." But think about it, it's definitely exciting to be naked in the wild!"
Lin Yiyi never speaks through her brain, and the content is very dirty.
Wang Hao is a little better, his skin is thick enough, and his ability to resist blows is strong.
He Yuqing is different, as soon as Lin Yiyi's two or two dirty words came out, her pretty face was already hot, and she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into it on the spot.
Fortunately, her brain turned fast enough, and she quickly settled down, took out the majesty of the principal, and said word by word: "Lin Yiyi, I think you misunderstood." Just now, there were a few young people in the grove, and I asked Wang Hao to accompany me to take a look!"
Lin Yiyi didn't answer, her long eyelashes blinked in the air, pointed to He Yuqing's clothes, and said, "Principal, you just rolled on the ground, and there is fresh soil on it? Also, the buttons of your clothes are also wrong......
He Yuqing was stunned when she heard this, and subconsciously looked in the direction of Lin Yiyi's finger, and couldn't help but be stunned.
There is indeed some mud on his body, and the buttons of his clothes are indeed buttoned incorrectly in a panic.
"Bingo!" Lin Yiyi snapped her fingers triumphantly.
Immediately after, I saw her follow the appearance of the famous Detective Conan, and grinned: "The lonely and unbearable beautiful headmaster, the school security guard who looks okay, the secluded and uninhabited grove, the dirt on the body, the wrong buttons, and the hormonal smell of youth...... Then there is only one truth!"
When she said this, Lin Yiyi suddenly stopped, a sly smile flashed in her clear eyes, and asked, "Principal He, when I'm in a bad mood, I want to take a few days off, right?"
Hearing Lin Yiyi's words, Wang Hao held his forehead with one hand, and he was embarrassed. The fox tail of this little demon girl is finally revealed!
"Yes!" He Yuqing is a strong woman, but in front of the little demon girl Lin Yiyi, she also had to lose.
Although she didn't do anything out of the ordinary with Wang Hao, it was just that this matter was difficult to explain clearly for a while. If it is used to make a big fuss by some ulterior motives, the consequences will be unimaginable. Therefore, as long as Lin Yiyi does not ask too much, she will choose to compromise.
Lin Yiyi's left and right fingers were hooked together, and Xiao Jiujiu was played back and forth, and he also showed a harmless smile: "Principal, if I fail the exam, do I need to retake it?"
How could He Yuqing not know Lin Yiyi's careful thoughts, and responded casually: "Yiyi, you are so smart, as long as you don't miss the exam, you will definitely not fail the course!"
Hearing He Yuqing's assurance, Lin Yiyi put up her scissor hand very much and said, "Oh yes!"
"By the way, I reasoned about where I just now. Oh, there is only one truth, and that is Principal He, what you just said is true!"
After speaking, Lin Yiyi glanced at Wang Hao with a playful look and said, "Like him, he is not handsome, just like a migrant worker who has just entered the city." There is no background at home, no future in work, no house or car. Only in the train station, the kind of pheasant that can be served for fifty yuan will go into the grove with him. Principal He, you are of noble birth, talented and beautiful, and your eyes are not blind, how can you fall in love with him, right?"
"Uh......" After listening to Lin Yiyi's explanation, He Yuqing was dumbfounded on the spot and couldn't help laughing.
Wang Hao felt that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart, running wildly.
I'll it, this little sister-in-law's mouth is too poisonous, right?
"I still have some things, so I'll go back first, you guys talk slowly!" He Yuqing casually made an excuse, and after glancing at Wang Hao with sympathy, she left in a hurry like a thief.
Wang Hao stood in place, rolled his eyes at Lin Yiyi, and said, "Yiyi, you played a little too much today?"
Not to be outdone, Lin Yiyi rolled her eyes back at Wang Hao, and pretended to be angry: "Cut, no matter how much I go too far, I haven't gone too far with you, right? I dared to steal people behind my sister's back, and you stole two in one day, a school flower, a principal, and you are really not picky at all." No wonder you can grow so tall, it seems that it is not without reason!"
When she said this, Lin Yiyi glanced at Wang Hao very curiously, and said, "Brother-in-law, how blind do they have to be and how much water do they have to enter their heads to see you?"
Wang Hao raised his eyebrows and asked helplessly: "Yiyi, I am also your future brother-in-law, is it appropriate for you to hit me like this?"
Lin Yiyi blinked and said, "What's wrong with this, my own family, it's normal to hit each other." My sister still says that I can't get married in the future!"
Wang Hao glanced at her and said, "Your sister is right, it's really difficult to marry someone like you!"
Lin Yiyi was not to be outdone, stared at Shui Lingling's big eyes, and said angrily: "Then what I said is right, you are ugly, no house, no car, no status!"
Wang Hao was completely defeated, and quickly waved his hand, and said, "I won't talk to you about this topic, let's say, what are you looking for me?"
Lin Yiyi grinned and said, "Hehe, brother-in-law, tonight, you take me to drag racing!"
Wang Hao asked, "Didn't you say you only went on weekends?"
Lin Yiyi tilted her head sideways and responded, "I changed my mind temporarily, can't I?"
Wang Hao waved his hand and said, "Not today, I still have some things to deal with." Also, it's not very safe at night!"
Lin Yiyi rolled her eyes and snorted, "Cut, what can you do, destroy the flowers with your hands and deal with those girls?"
"But think about it, there are so many girls in the girls' dormitory, and you are not a picky eater, there must be girls who have not been broken and have been dealt with by men?"
"As for safety, aren't you all "work clothes" and "birth control pills", double insurance, even if the gun goes off, it should be fine, right?"
After listening to Lin Yiyi's words, Wang Hao had a black line.
"Yiyi, why is your little head so dirty?"
Lin Yiyi pursed her lips and said angrily: "Where am I dirty, I'm just stating a fact, okay? Besides, the old driver doesn't overturn when he drives, and the dirt is healthier!"
After speaking, she took out her mobile phone as if she was playing a trick, smiled slyly, and said, "Brother-in-law, if you don't want to accompany me, it's okay." Now I'm going to give you a minute to think about how to explain it to my sister?"
(To be continued.) )