On the plane back to Portugal, Gao Xiaodong sat with Hulk and Sapuruna, and in front of the two were goalkeepers Helton, Fernando and Rodriguez. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Through this period of competition, training and yesterday's appointment of the captain, Gao Xiaodong realized the strength of the South American gang, and also found that the South American gang is not monolithic, Gao Xiaodong feels that if he can't transfer, this South American gang must be dismantled, otherwise, this game will not be able to play.

"I heard that Brazilians, Argentines and Uruguayans are mortal enemies in South America, and it seems that the rumors are not credible. ”

With this bad intention, Gao Xiaodong consciously stirred up the relationship between Brazilians and Argentines when chatting with Hulk.

Hulk is more honest, how can he know Gao Xiaodong's flowery intestines, and said, "Why can't you believe it?"

Gao Xiaodong said: "Look at our team, how close you Brazilians, Argentines, and Uruguayans get along. ”

Hulk said with a smile: "It's all from South America, of course we have to help each other." ”

Gao Xiaodong said: "What I don't understand very clearly is that in South America, aren't you Brazil the boss? In the past 20 years, you have won so many World Cups, Copa America, and Argentina has not won any championships, why do you all respect Argentina as the boss? I won't talk about Uruguay, it's second-rate in the world, and it's not okay if you don't depend on Argentina......

Before Gao Xiaodong finished speaking, Rodriguez became angry and said: "We are second-rate in the world, and your Huaguo is not even third-rate, and you can't qualify for the Olympics at your doorstep." ”

Gao Xiaodong said with a smile: "Our national team is poor, but none of us are attached, no matter where we mix, we are all independent men." It's not like you, who won two World Cup titles, but treated others as a little brother. ”

Rodriguez was already arrogant, otherwise he would not have grabbed the No. 10 jersey with Gao Xiaodong, and said angrily when he heard this: "You pay attention to what you say, who am I attached to, and I rely on my own ability to eat wherever I am." ”

Gao Xiaodong smiled and said, "Okay, I said it wrong, you are a man." ”

Rodriguez was originally a little afraid of Gao Xiaodong, but when he saw Gao Xiaodong admit his mistake, he stopped talking.

Gao Xiaodong smiled and said to Hulk: "Look at the Uruguayans, come out by yourself and don't rely on anyone, you Brazilians can't form a Brazilian gang, you have to follow the Argentines to mix." ”

Hulk said: "Gao, don't talk nonsense, none of us will follow." ”

Gao Xiaodong pretended to be mysterious and whispered: "Then why do the fans say that you South American gang, the Argentine Lucho is the boss." ”

Although Helton, who was sitting in front, was good-tempered, the clay man still had three points of earthiness, and he couldn't stand it at this time, so he turned his head and said: "Gao, don't talk nonsense, we Brazilians have an important position in any league and any team, Messi was mixed with our Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho when he was in Barcelona, do we need to mix with others?"

Although Heldon didn't speak loudly, there was no trouble in the cabin, and because Gao Xiaodong was talking to him, the Argentine players were listening with their ears, so most Argentines heard it and were very angry, in the past two decades, Argentina has achieved nothing in the World Cup and the Copa America, and now Messi is the hope and pride of the Argentines, Helton actually said that Messi mixed with Ronaldinho, which stimulated the sensitive nerves of the Argentines, Lucho, Although Risandro and the others did not speak, and it was not easy to speak, they were very unhappy in their hearts.

The fat man had thick skin and a black heart, and when he achieved his goal, he smiled and said, "Okay, it's because I know too little about South America, Hulk, tell me about the history of South America." ”

Although Hulk is three years older than Gao Xiaodong, when it comes to playing with his heart, he can't compare to a fat man from a trader, and he thought that Gao Xiaodong really wanted to hear history, so he sold what little knowledge he had and told Gao Xiaodong about the history of South America.

After 4 hours, the plane arrived at Porto airport.

Porto are in the midst of an eventful season right now, and there are not many fans to pick up the airport, so after a brief deal with the fans, the players, coaches and staff went home.

Gao Xiaodong was picked up by a monkey in his X5, and when he got home, Gao Xiaodong found that Xiao Le was back, and he was in good spirits, but he had lost a lot of people.

The fat man wanted to make Xiao Le happy, and said, "Sister Xiaole, come, hug one." ”

Xiao Le came over and hugged Gao Xiaodong, Gao Xiaodong let go of his hand, and suddenly said: "No, I heard that the girl's breasts are soft, why was it hard when she hugged just now." ”

When the monkey heard this, he covered his face and said, "God, this is simply the saddest problem of this century. ”

Xiao Le said funny and angry: "Little rascal, do you really not understand or pretend, women don't wear masks." ”

The fat man smiled and said: "Monkey, this is not the saddest problem in this century, if Sister Xiaole asks so, it is the saddest question in the world." ”

Xiao Monkey Thief was clever, and he reacted immediately, and immediately laughed.

Xiao Le also immediately understood, and pounced on the fat man to chase the hammer.

The fat man begged for softness again and again, but Xiao Le just didn't follow, and in the end, Xiao Le twisted the fat man's ears twice before he gave up.

The house has been cleaned and the meal has already been prepared, this is the first time in more than three months that the monkey and the fat man have eaten at home, and the two of them are excited with tears in their eyes.

After eating, the monkey said happily: "Xiaodong, it's right that you didn't go to the national team and the National Olympic team, grandma's, the National Olympic team has a big problem, the coach is changing on the spot, the sex scandal, the fighting in the locker room, the kicker was punished, the last three games, one draw and two losses, the bottom of the group, if you go, it is estimated that you will follow the blame." ”

Half a year after joining Mendes' company, the monkey stopped calling Gao Xiaodong fat, but Gao Xiaodong didn't notice this detail.

Gao Xiaodong spread his hands and said, "It's not that I don't want to enter, but I won't let us in." Now the shame will definitely not find me to take the blame. ”

Xiao Le said: "Who said you can't find it, now many fans on the Internet say that such a fiasco at home is because you didn't enter the National Olympic team." ”

Gao Xiaodong was angry when he heard this, and said: "I bought a watch last year, when I was the almighty God, God was not easy to go at that time, don't talk about me, why am I lying down and getting shot?"

The monkey smiled: "It's okay, it's the Football Association's water army, Sister Xiaole and I are fighting with them with the righteous water army." ”

Xiao Le said: "There are also some brainless sunspots who can't see right from wrong clearly and don't understand reason. ”

Gao Xiaodong almost burst out laughing, and said: "Just fight with the Football Association's water army, don't argue with brain-dead people, you didn't read the Internet and said that brain-dead will pull you to the same level as him, and then beat you with rich experience." ”

The monkey said: "Brain-dead sunspots are the most difficult to deal with, especially those who have time." If I can find him, I will find someone to beat him. ”

Gao Xiaodong said: "Forget it, a few sunspots can't change the overall situation, Sister Xiaole, it's okay at home." ”

Xiao Le said: "It's okay at home, thank you Xiaodong, the money can't be repaid to you for the time being." ”

The monkey smiled and said, "Actually, you can sell yourself to pay off your debts, I think Xiaodong must be happy." ”

"You dead monkey. ”

Xiao Le got up and went after the monkey again.

Listening to the laughter in the living room, Gao Xiaodong was very comfortable, and felt that this was more like a home than a cold house.