Yang Meng, who was following behind, couldn't see the road clearly, so he said, "What happened?"

Xiao Peng replied: "The expressway is being expanded, and the speed limit is 70 kilometers per hour. ”

"How much?" Yang Meng's voice shouted: "Seventy? There are places in the city that can run eighty, and only on the highway can run seventy?"

Xiao Peng sighed: "Huaxia Highway is so capricious, let's drive slowly, damn, we can't do anything if we want to be fast now." ”

Yang Meng asked, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Peng stopped the car directly: "It's a traffic jam." ”

"What?" came the exclamations of Yang Meng and Feng Jianting over the radio. George Patton was so big that the two cars behind him couldn't see the situation in front at all. "Is it badly blocked?" Yang Meng asked.

Xiao Peng didn't answer him, but directly opened the door from the car and walked down, waving to the car behind.

"As for it?" Yang Meng asked, opening the car door and leaning out.

Xiao Peng sighed: "I finally know why there are fewer cars in the city, and they all run up at high speed." It seems that there was a car accident in front of it, and even the emergency road was blocked, so some of them waited. ”

Yang scolded angrily on the street: "Don't those fools who take the emergency road know that they will deduct points if they are caught?

Xiao Peng shrugged: "In our Huaxia, there will never be a shortage of such 'smart people', always have a fluke mentality, and always feel that bad luck will always happen to others, not yourself." It's really so dumbfounded that when I didn't catch it, I pretend to be innocent again. ”

"How long do you have to wait for this? The police car can't pass, how to deal with it?" Yang Meng said angrily, tilting his head and seeing that there were still people in the emergency lane, but after entering, he found that the emergency lane was also blocked, and he couldn't get in and out.

"Fuck your whole family's bastards, what are you occupying the emergency road? This bad traffic is all caused by you bastards!" Yang Meng scolded directly outside the window.

"Who the hell is meddling?" The one in the car over there was also a violent temper, and when he heard Yang Meng scolding, several people got out of the car directly, looking for who was scolding.

"Damn, do you dare to get out of the car? I'll give you face, right?" Yang Meng opened the door directly upwards, stood up from the EV2 tank, and looked at the people.

"Dad, is Uncle Mengzi okay?" Seeing Yang Meng arguing with someone, Wei Ya looked nervous.

Xiao Peng took out two apples: "Wei Ya, do you want to eat apples?"

Wei Ya was stunned: "Dad, do you still have the heart to eat apples? Aren't you worried about Uncle Mengzi?"

Xiao Peng wiped the apple and handed it to Wei Ya: "I'd rather worry about when the sun will go out, than worry about your Uncle Mengzi suffering." Hurry up and eat the apples, after eating Dad taught you to blow 'shakuhachi', don't you want to learn?"

Xiao Weiya took the apple, but she still looked at the rearview mirror cautiously, worried about Yang Meng's safety.

After several people on the emergency road got out of the car, they followed the source of the sound and saw Yang Meng standing on the EV2 tank at a glance.

"I'll go, tank!" several people were a little dumbfounded.

"Kyoto Garrison Military Plate。。。。。。 ”

"Brothers, forget it, I can't mess with this。。。。。。 ”

Several people withered in an instant. Stopped and looked at Yang Meng.

"What do you see? The violation is justified? Who is used to you stinky problems! Get out of here!" Yang Meng pointed at the people.

Several people in the illegal car looked at Yang Meng and muttered quietly, but they didn't dare to argue loudly, and walked back to the car dejectedly.

Xiao Ge's eyes were full of little stars: "Uncle Mengzi, you are more imposing than the most ruthless boss in our hometown, are you fishermen in China so powerful?"

Yang Meng directly knocked Xiao Ge with a hairy chestnut: "What is your hometown? You remember it clearly for me, you are also a Chinese person now! You remember, no matter when, reason travels all over the world, no matter when, you must first take advantage of reason in doing things, as long as reason is on your side, you will be full of confidence at any time." With confidence, you are not afraid of anything, just like those few wastes. Xiao Peng pointed to a few people in the illegal car, and deliberately raised his voice: "Just like those few wastes, they are all poor worms! The weak people gathered together, if they are just themselves, believe it or not, they don't even dare to get out of the car." That's a bunch of bluffing rubbish. What the hell I'm talking about is you, look at it, and look at your heads!"

The few people who got out of the car just now collectively turned their heads to the other side in the car。。。。。。

Xiao Ge looked at Yang Meng with wide eyes: "Uncle Mengzi, you are too powerful." I also want to learn from you and be a man who is not afraid of heaven and earth. If you see something that doesn't please your eyes, you will be beaten. ”

Yang Meng shook his head and said, "You remember, men have power, but they don't want to bully people. The strength of a man lies in protecting people, protecting his relatives, protecting his lover, protecting the weak, and so on. As men, when you encounter something, you must remember that you must stand up and protect the people around you. ”

Xiao Ge and Xiao Yi were confused, but they nodded seriously.

Everyone saw that the highway was jammed, so they all got out of the car and got together to chat.

Wei Ya asked Xiao Peng: "Dad, why are there not many cars in the city today, but there are so many cars on the highway?"

Xiao Peng replied without thinking: "This is the characteristics of China, who makes the highway free during the holidays, so everyone is crowded into this time period to travel." ”

"What? Does it cost money to drive by road in Huaxia?" asked Wei Ya.

"Of course, there is no such thing as a free lunch, and of course it costs money to take the highway. Feng Jianting said.

Xiao Weiya continued to ask: "Aren't roads national infrastructure, why do you need people to spend money?"

Xiao Yi interjected: "If the people take the money in this way, won't it become a highway built by the people with money?

Xiao Pengleng was stunned, this problem really couldn't be explained, so he had to shrug his shoulders and said: "Whatever, let us pay the money, if you don't pay, you won't be allowed to take the highway." ”

"Is it expensive to take the highway?" Xiao Yi asked.

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "An ordinary car from Qindao to Chang'an costs about six or seven hundred for fuel, and the road fee costs five hundred and five, you say it's not expensive." It is precisely because of this that there are many cars on the highway during the period of free highway tolls such as the National Day. ”

Xiao Yi smacked his tongue when he heard this. Wei Ya raised her hand: "Dad, I have a question." ”

"Said: "Xiao Peng, this makes the traffic jam very unbeautiful.

Wei Ya: "Is this a highway or a parking lot?"

"Uh。。。。。。。 ”

Yang Meng walked over: "Damn, I shouldn't listen to you, what kind of self-driving tour, whoever travels by car in China is stupid." ”

Xiao Peng glanced at him: "At that time, when I said that when I was traveling by car, you jumped up and agreed, who didn't know that you just wanted to show off your tank?"

"Ugh。。。。。。 Yang Meng stopped talking.

However, Xiao Peng still agrees with Yang Meng's statement, and traveling by car in China is indeed a relatively stupid behavior. Especially going to faraway places.

Not to mention the hard work of driving all the way, in case of traffic jams and accidents, there is no desire to play. If you really want to drive, take a plane or high-speed train to your destination and rent a car, it is definitely much easier than driving from start to finish!

Xiao Peng and the others played poker on the highway for two hours before the traffic began to move slowly.

"Hey, Xiao Peng, do you think we can get to Xi'an before the end of the month at this rate?" Yang Meng's depressed voice came from the walkie-talkie.

No wonder he was depressed, which is called a highway, the whole high-speed parking lot, went out for three or four hours, only walked about 100 kilometers, at this speed, can you get to Xi'an in the year of the monkey?

Xiao Peng looked at the crowded traffic tide and said, "This was caused by the car accident just now, just cross this section of the road." As long as the car runs, it is still very fast. Xiao Peng also began to feel that his idea of a road trip was very stupid =- forced.

Yang Meng complained: "You said that an hour ago. ”

"Ugh。。。。。。 Xiao Peng was completely speechless, what Yang Meng said was the truth, the traffic had been advancing for more than an hour, but it was still very slow. Xiao Peng cheered everyone up: "Don't worry, as long as there is no longer a traffic jam, the speed will be faster." Exercise...... ”

Before Xiao Peng finished speaking, he burst into foul language, afraid of something, why was there a traffic jam again! And when he saw it, the traffic in front of him began to move again.

How long will this Nima be blocked?

"Dad, I'm hungry. Wei Ya looked at Xiao Peng pitifully. Xiao Peng sighed, stopped the car, climbed on the roof of the car and looked ahead with a telescope, I damn it, there are already people in front of me who are getting out of the car to play badminton?

Xiao Peng jumped off the roof of the car, and Yang Meng was already familiar with the poker and came over: "Continue to fight?"

"What a fight!Eat!" Xiao Peng said angrily.

Feng Jianting said with a flattering face: "Old man, I bought a lot of food, what bread, ham, sausage, drink or something I have in the car." ”

"Can you eat that thing?" Xiao Peng gave him a blank look. Yang Meng had already run back to the tank, moved out of the folding tables and chairs from the carriage, and a whole set of kitchen utensils, sun umbrellas, etc., which was called a one-in-one readily available.

Can you go out on a picnic without these things?

Xiao Peng was even more straightforward, took out all kinds of seafood directly from the refrigerator in the car, and made a seafood feast, and everyone ate it together. The depressed mood in my stomach was much better because of the food.

Everyone is happy to eat here, but they don't know that at this time, netizens have been noisy on the Internet.

What Weibo circle of friends, there are photos of Xiao Peng and others everywhere.

Originally, George Patton, the Dodge Challenger, plus a tank team lineup was eye-catching enough.

Especially the EV2 tank, who doesn't take pictures when they see it? When the traffic jam just now, countless people ran to several cars to take selfies. This has caused a stir online.

Everyone else made the traffic jam depressed, but this is good, and people directly began to sit next to the car and eat seafood dishes.

This Nima life is really chic!()

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