Chapter 256: Lonely Carnival

The inner ghost is gone, and he walks very uneasily.

He pumped on the ground for half an hour, but he couldn't hold it down, and finally he was tied with an iron chain. It was still raining halfway through the cremation, and I was still screaming when I pulled it out.

After drying outside, he threw it into the fire, and the burning made a sizzling sound, and the corpse was deceived several times.

Everyone present couldn't hold back their tears, and a few couldn't help laughing.

After solving the horse thief and the inner ghost,

In the entire convoy, Jiang Ge's prestige was immeasurable, and everyone looked at him with awe.

There is even a famous saying and aphorism that "Jiang Ge smiles, blessings and misfortunes are unpredictable".

The only embarrassment is that the "three injections and one medicine" promised to Gusu Zheng cannot be practiced for the time being.

Let's make him half-sick first......

Because Jiang Ge is poor.

The battle of Dayu Sect, before and after, lost his small treasury.

Even the live broadcast room is empty.

If you are poor, you will think about change.

Anchor Jiang, get ready for the pose.

......

The car is far away, and the horse's hooves are sick,

Boom

......

The next day.

A group of licking dog guards were about to lick around Jiang Ge, licking a reassuring, comfortable, and reassuring one.

Suddenly, Jiang Ge smiled.

"Come on, come on, the live broadcast room is on!"

"Thank you to the audience [on the shoulders of the two hairy legs] for rewarding the rocket!666 go a wave!"

Jiang Ge laughed to himself, while running his domineering true qi, he folded wood into a sword, and said:

"Dear viewer~

Do you want to watch this anchor cultivate martial arts online?

Or do you want to watch this anchor practice swords online?

Or, do you want a handsome and handsome anchor to show your face?

The barrage goes a wave, okay, the barrage goes a wave. ”

In the live broadcast room.

The 2,800 sand sculpture spectators were instantly stunned.

"Anchor, you're funny......" audience [but I like it].

"Anchor, I'll say it again, you're already a big boy, you should learn to trim a pair of good-looking eyebrows, draw a clean eyeliner, spray a good-smelling perfume, and grab a man with a girl at this great age!"

"I'm often out of step with you because I'm not perverted enough!"

The audience [the corners of the mouth are crazy and the corners of the mouth are raised]

", a lot of rockets, live crossing, more than a thousand in seconds!"

"What is this? My neighbor, who writes about the Internet, has earned 400,000 yuan in the past few months!"

"Four hundred thousand, is he well written?"

"Hey, I wrote too slowly, and I broke my leg by a book friend, and I paid 400,000 yuan in medical expenses. ”

......。

After letting go of himself, the response in the live broadcast room was enthusiastic.

Jiang Ge couldn't help but show a boring and boring smile.

Belch......

meanwhile

Including Gu Suzheng and Lan Ling'er, everyone looked at Jiang Ge's gaze and gradually became demented.

I'm so dazed!

"Really...... It's a strange man!" Gusu Zheng wanted to speak and stopped.

"Yes!" Lan Ling'er stopped talking.

"Could it be that this is some kind of cultivation mantra?"

In the crowd, Qi Ming suddenly realized and slapped his head, why am I so smart?

However, don't panic.

I'm already smart, but I need to be observant for a while.

I, Qi Ming, will eventually become a strong man!

Qi Ming was so longing that he had been looking forward to it for twenty minutes.

When Jiang Ge's live broadcast was over, he stopped to drink water, Qi Ming was in good spirits, his voice was loud, and he said in a good way:

"Thank you to the audience [I'm not a neurotic] for the 666 fish balls. ”

And then

Nothing happened.

There is no great progress, no martial arts.

Qi Ming was stunned at the time, with his extremely smart IQ, he couldn't understand what the situation was.

Qi Ming looked at Jiang Ge stunned. Reading nests

Jiang Ge said coldly: "Neuropathy." ”

......

Day 3.

Jiang Ge is open for daily business and opens the live broadcast room.

"Ah, crossing the other world, it's another day to be awakened alive. Jiang Ge sighed.

"I've never seen such a thoughtless shamelessness. "The audience [the benchmark of sand sculpture].

"Yellow soup is poured into Rukou, this thing is the most sobering dog. "The audience [bowed first].

"But,The anchor is really handsome!I'm Yan Gou, no doubt!" Audience [Legal Lori].

"I want to see the anchor's book. "The audience [hey, hey, hey].

"What is this?"

"Uh......

How so...... That's the kind of ...... The plot is particularly simple...... There are fewer characters...... The characters are dressed very simply...... Sometimes there is a particularly imaginative story...... Look at the time, the blood is boiling......

After reading it, you will lose something important in your life...... In the end, it felt boring......

You can understand me when I say that, right?"

"I don't understand, I'm still a kid. ”

"I don't understand. ”

"I don't understand, I really don't understand ......"

At this moment,

The barrage in the live broadcast room changed color and brushed together, full of simple, beautiful, and innocent holy light.

Jiang Ge also said with a righteous attitude: "I don't understand!"

And at the same time,

The end of the convoy.

Qi Ming calmed down, cleared his throat, combed his hair, and then said tentatively: "System, open the live broadcast room!"

No response.

Qi Ming said again: "Thank you to the audience for the rocket that [stupid people have stupid blessings, stupid people don't]!"

Still no response.

Qi Ming stomped his feet, imitating Jiang Ge's tone and said, "Girls like to put their heads on boys' shoulders, and later, girls got spondylosis, and boys got frozen shoulder!"

Still still, no response.

Qi Ming was stunned.

Use your cerebellum.

He was thinking.

Headache.

It's confusing......

......

On the fourth day, the group finally came to the royal capital.

As the capital of the Great Qianguo, the scale of the royal capital is indeed breathtaking.

Iron cast city gates, each city gate, dozens of meters high, carved tiger head.

The huge city covers a radius of thousands of miles, like an antique giant beast crawling.

There are martial artists, who fight day and night.

There are pawn vendors, and there is an endless stream.

Energetic, vigorous, intense, rhythmic ......

Everything in the big city is shown in the most intuitive way by the king at this moment.

With a little excitement,

With 2,800 sand sculpture spectators.

Jiang Ge hurriedly left a prescription for Gu Suzheng, and then said goodbye and started the live broadcast.

Speaking from facts, the prosperity and customs of the royal capital are unique.

All kinds of martial arts, professions, and strange things make the audience in the live broadcast room dizzy.

And

The more you see, the more beautiful your mouth is.

All kinds of stalks emerge one after another.

Anchor Jiang is professional, and he can't laugh easily...... Unless you can't help it.

The results are clear.

A teenager who said nonsense in the crowd such as "Thank you Lao Tie for the reward, Mo Mo Da", "666, take a group photo", etc., no one can understand, is naturally everyone respects and stays away.

Jiang Ge didn't care, he still got one horse for 6.

It was as if he was not in the same time and space as everyone else.

Hahaha, hahahaha.

It's lively, and it's a little lonely.

It's lonely, like a carnival.

Possible......

This is the traverser.