Chapter 514: Girl, You're Peeing Your Pants
Li Xiaolan smiled and said: "Of course not, I just think that you are stupid to read your brain, the profession of radio host is not suitable for you, you better get out of here as soon as possible and change to a job that is more suitable for you, I think the job of sweeping the streets is good, haha!"
"You ......"
Xu Xiaoman's tears flowed down.
As soon as Lin Shanshan saw Xu Xiaoman's tears, she burst out.
She stepped forward directly, grabbed Li Xiaolan's collar and said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about, hurry up and apologize to Xiaoman, otherwise, don't blame the old lady for smashing my sandbag-sized fist on your plastic surgery face!"
Li Xiaolan stiffened her neck and said, "I'll tell you, I know the manager here, if you dare to touch my hair, I'll let the manager bring the security guard over and blast you out!"
"Hey, my mother's temper, I really have to beat you today!"
Lin Shanshan didn't care about Li Xiaolan's threat at all.
Compared to the background, she really hasn't been afraid of anyone.
It's just a café, and if she reports her sister's name, let alone the manager, the owner of the coffee shop has to come out to greet her in person.
After Lin Shanshan finished speaking, she picked up her fist and was about to smash it into Li Xiaolan's face.
Li Xiaolan suddenly screamed in fright.
Fortunately, when Lin Shanshan's fist was about to fall, she was stopped by Xu Xiaoman.
Xu Xiaoman pulled Lin Shanshan aside, then looked at Li Xiaolan and said, "You go, I don't want to see you!"
She also had a hint of fantasy about Li Xiaolan before.
felt that she might have offended Li Xiaolan in some way, so she let Li Xiaolan target her like this.
But now she finally understands that she didn't do anything wrong, and Li Xiaolan just wanted to target her.
That's why she said that she didn't want to see Li Xiaolan again.
Li Xiaolan tidied up her clothes, sneered and said, "It's just right, I don't want to see you anymore, just wait for the show to be withdrawn and get out, haha!"
With that, Li Xiaolan was triumphantly ready to leave.
Lin Shanshan broke free of Xu Xiaoman's arm, stopped at the door, and said with a cold face: "Don't go, you have to apologize to Xiaoman today!"
Li Xiaolan glared at Lin Shanshan and said, "You want me to apologize to her, unless she has the ability to make her program have a higher listening rate than me, as long as her listening rate is higher than mine, I will apologize immediately!"
At this time, Lin Shanshan was dumbfounded.
If you want Xu Xiaoman's "Late Night Talk" to overpower Li Xiaolan's "Lan Said", it is simply difficult!
"Late Night Talk" airs from 12 a.m. to 2 a.m.
The broadcast time of "Lan Shuo" is from 10 p.m. to 12 midnight.
In terms of time alone, "Late Night Talk" suffered, and it was obvious that there were more listeners from 10 p.m. to 12 a.m.
The listening rate of "Lan Shuo" is 1.6, while "Late Night Talk" is only a pitiful 0.3.
It's easier said than done to make a 0.3 program outperform a 1.6 program!
When Li Xiaolan saw Lin Shanshan like this, she immediately said proudly: "If you don't have confidence in Xu Xiaoman, hurry up and get out of the way for me, you are a fool, a madman, you also want to fight with me, hum!"
"You...... You're ......."
Lin Shanshan was extremely angry, but she couldn't think of any words to fight back, after all, what Li Xiaolan said was also the truth!
At this time, Chen Yang suddenly got up and said, "That...... Elaine Lee, right?"
"Who are you?" said Li Xiaolan, glaring at Chen Yangdao.
Chen Yang waved his hand and said: "You don't care who I am, I took the bet between you and Xu Xiaoman, and the listening rate of her program will definitely be higher than yours!"
"And!" Li Xiaolan sneered: "You are the same as Xu Xiaoman, you are all fools, right?
Chen Yang raised his eyebrows and said, "Eldest sister, is your cheekiness inherited or acquired?
Li Xiaolan paused for a moment, and then said angrily: "Who do you say is cheeky......? You deflated three, you bastard!"
Chen Yang smiled and said: "I'll talk to whoever you talk to, it's not me who I said, eldest sister, your face is so white, how much powder have you put on, you have to have five or six catties, right? Such a thick powder doesn't cover the yellow spots on your face, it's menopause, right?"
"Get out!" Li Xiaolan directly burst into a foul mouth: "Who the hell are you talking about menopause, the old lady is young!"
Chen Yang nodded and said, "Yes, yes, my fault, you do look quite young, you have to be forty, do you have a boyfriend?" I know a sunset love club, do you want to introduce you to it?"
"Four...... Fourth, your dead head, the old lady will kill you!"
Li Xiaolan waved her furious fist, wanting to rush over and beat Chen Yang.
Chen Yang hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Wait, don't come here, we are all civilized people!"
Li Xiaolan sneered: "What's the matter?
Chen Yang nodded and said, "I'm really afraid, don't come to me if you pee your pants, I'm afraid that you will disgust me!"
"You're farting, you're peeing your pants!"
Although Li Xiaolan didn't believe Chen Yang's words, out of physical instinct, she still looked at her pants.
A shocking scene appeared.
I saw that Li Xiaolan's pure white casual pants seemed to have been poured with water, and suddenly a large piece was wet.
And the damp area is spreading rapidly.
It looks as if Li Xiaolan really peed her pants.
"My God, Li Xiaolan, how big you are, you can still pee your pants now, it's a shame, no, I have to shoot it, this scene is too hard to see!"
Lin Shanshan laughed at Li Xiaolan mercilessly, and really took out her mobile phone to prepare to shoot!
"Ah!!h
Li Xiaolan suddenly screamed, rushed out of the box with her bag covering her pants, and ran towards the bathroom.
Xu Xiaoman looked at Li Xiaolan with some concern, wanting to chase him out, but finally stopped his steps.
She's not a either, she's just too kind.
Lin Shanshan walked quickly to Chen Yang and asked excitedly, "Brother-in-law, did you do her peeing her pants?"
Chen Yang immediately shook his head and said: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not a god, I can make people pee their pants when they say they can pee their pants!"
Lin Shanshan looked at Chen Yang with some suspicion and said, "There were just four of us in this room just now, who are you?"
Chen Yang shrugged his shoulders and said: "Then who knows, it may be that she drank too much water and couldn't control it for a while, it has nothing to do with me, I am a serious beautiful man!"
Just now, it was actually because Chen Yang secretly flicked a breath of energy just now and shot at the Sanjiao Yu point on Li Xiaolan's waist.
Another name of Sanjiao Yu acupoint is the bladder meridian, which has the effect of channeling the three jiao and dredging the waterway.
Chen Yang is very proficient in the acupuncture points of the human body, and it is not difficult to make Li Xiaolan fall into urine on the spot!
(End of chapter)