"Bang Bang!"

"Hello everyone, I'm Ma Xiaochen, I may have had a problem with my brain recently, I don't know why I just got out of the sea of suffering, and I jumped back immediately. After Ma Xiaochen walked into the classroom, he began to joke with his classmates.

"Haha!"

"Haha! We're about the same age, and I've just come from your state, but I have a little secret to tell you, I'm actually a top student!"

"Haha!"

"Really, what are you laughing at? If you don't know anything, you can talk to me about it. ”

"Actually, I originally wanted to apply for the Normal College, but later I heard that the handsome male teacher would affect the students' learning, so the school didn't accept it, so I couldn't help but change my will. ”

Ma Xiaochen suddenly covered his mouth when he said this, first looked left and right, and then looked out of the door for a while, then patted his chest, and continued pitifully: "Can you not say that paragraph just now? Otherwise, I'm afraid that the male teachers in the school will collectively embarrass me?"

"Haha!"

"No, we will definitely tell all the male teachers in the school about this news!"

"Where are you here? I'm going to tweet to all the male teachers. ”

The classmates laughed and coaxed when they heard this.

"You ...... Goodbye, teacher! I'm going abroad to avoid the limelight. Ma Xiaochen pretended to be afraid and said to the teacher.

"Flutter!"

"Haha!"

This time, even the teacher couldn't hold back his laughter, and after everyone laughed, Ma Xiaochen hurriedly changed positions with Li Qin beside him, and then said: "I'm delaying everyone's time too much, let's introduce myself to this super beauty next to me!"

"Hello everyone, my name is Li Qin......"

Compared with Ma Xiaochen's lack of tone, Li Qin's self-introduction is very decent.

"Come, this is your seat, this is yours. ”

The teacher then arranged seats for the two, and seeing that he was arranged in the second row, Ma Xiaochen couldn't help but measure his height, and then asked, "Won't it affect other people if I sit here?"

"It doesn't matter, everyone can see the blackboard. The teacher immediately responded.

"Then I'm sorry, let's just bear with it for a few days!" Ma Xiaochen first bowed and apologized to the classmates behind him, and then joked: "Actually, I originally wanted to sit in the back, so that the teacher could stare at me less for a while, it seems that my plan has failed." ”

"Haha!"

"Hehe! I see that you also reported the music wrongly, you should go directly to the newspaper Deyun Club, it's a pity that you don't talk about cross talk!" Li Qin patted him behind Ma Xiaochen.

"I looked for Mr. Guo, but he said that I can't talk about cross talk. Ma Xiaochen said with a sad look.

"Ahh

"Hey, it's not because I'm too handsome, I'm not suitable for cross talk, it's not my fault that I'm handsome, it's really handsome!" Ma Xiaochen shook his head with a distressed look, and then stroked his hair with his hand.

"Haha!"

"Really handsome!"

"No, it's super handsome!"

The boys all laughed when they saw this, and the girls began to praise Ma Xiaochen, which made Ma Xiaochen really embarrassed.

The teacher then asked the class leaders to introduce the class leaders and their table mates before leaving the classroom.

"Hello Mr. Sun, in the next few days, we will be at the same table, please take care of us. Ma Xiaochen said to the girl next to him who had been blushing to the root of her ears.

"You, hello Ma Xiaochen, I'm your fan, I have a small gift for you, please don't dislike it. The girl took out a small rectangular box with beautiful packaging from the desk and handed it to Ma Xiaochen.

"Ah, what kind of gift, can I open it now?" Ma Xiaochen took the gift box and asked.

"Yes, yes. Sun immediately nodded in response.

"Wow, it won't be love, it's the first time I've received a love letter!" Ma Xiaochen joked.

"No, no, it's a notebook on which I recorded the lyrics of every song you've sung since your debut. Sun immediately explained.

"Ahh Ma Xiaochen opened the notebook and said while looking at it.

"I think you're right, you're really not fit to be a teacher, you're too good at coaxing people. Li Qin couldn't help but complain after looking at the happy girl who was about to faint.

"I'm serious, isn't her handwriting beautiful?" Ma Xiaochen opened the book when he heard this, let Li Qin look at it, and then looked at the camera.

"Of course I know she's beautiful, you know what I mean. Li Qin gave him a blank look and said.

"Wow! I didn't expect Sister Qin to be so beautiful when she was angry!" Ma Xiaochen said exaggeratedly.

"Don't pat me on the back, I'm not as easy to coax as a little girl!" Li Qin pressed her hand to his face and pressed his head back.

"Haha!"

Ma Xiaochen originally wanted to continue teasing a few words, but at this time, the head teacher walked in, so he immediately followed the classmates and began to stand up and say hello.

"Okay, today we are going to take an English test, and the squad leader will come and send the rolls down. The head teacher responded with a greeting and spoke.

"Teacher!" Ma Xiaochen raised his hand at this time.

"Please. The head teacher looked at Ma Xiaochen and said.

"If I finish writing early, can I leave early? Because I've heard that in the school cafeteria, everything good will sell out quickly. Ma Xiaochen opened his mouth to explain.

"No, you can't. The teacher refused without hesitation.

"Then I don't have anything to do after I'm done, I'm afraid I'll affect other people!" Ma Xiaochen began to find a reason.

"You can check the roll and look at what is missing. The teacher immediately gave the way.

"Teacher, these things are really simple for a freshman who has just gone through the college entrance examination. Ma Xiaochen said confidently.

"If you promise you a perfect score, I can approve you to leave early, but if you don't, you'll have to clean up the class every day. The teacher is still very open-minded and gave Ma Xiaochen conditions.

"Teacher, how do you count it if there is an essay?" Ma Xiaochen immediately asked when he heard this.

"Essays don't count. The teacher said generously.

"No problem. Ma Xiaochen gestured with an OK gesture.

In fact, the head teacher knows that many of the questions in this exam are related to the content in the textbook, and this textbook is a textbook for the first year of high school, even if the content has not changed, but now it has been almost three years since Ma Xiaochen went to the first year of high school, and the head teacher does not believe that Ma Xiaochen can still remember the content of the book.

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