Section 66 Li Yonghe
"My sister is naturally the same as me, her surname is Li, her name is Jing Chan, Jing is quiet Jing, Chan is Chanjuan's Chan-" Li Yong and eldest brother said lightly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Song Qingqing didn't listen, and was startled when she heard it, "Li Jingchan, no, this is too coincidental, I clearly remember it clearly, isn't this the name of Li Cairen who was kicked out, this is really a coincidence that there is no book, it turns out that this Li Yonghe, the eldest brother Li who he shouted affectionately is Li Cairen's younger brother." However, she was kicked out of the palace by Queen Liu, and her whereabouts are now unknown. But this is not her own business, this is planned and implemented by Queen Liu. I was forced to participate in it out of desperation. But she thought about it: "The Great Song Dynasty is so big, and there are so many people in the world, maybe it is not surprising that they may have the same name and surname." I'll ask you more closely. ”
Song Qingqing deserved to have stayed in the palace, quite ups and downs, she was silent, and continued to ask Li Yonghe: "Brother Li, can you be specific, what does your sister look like, is she ugly or not? What are the typical physiognomy characteristics, so that I know it in my heart, and it will be convenient for someone to help you find it when the time comes." ”
"Haha, look at my urgency. When it comes to my sister, I get carried away and forget all the most important things. In fact, my sister is a well-known beauty, you see me like this, you know what she looks like, although it is not said that the country is captivating, and she looks like a fairy, but she is also bright eyes and bright teeth, skin like condensation, willow leaves and curved eyebrows, ice muscles and jade bones, bright and moving, and forgetful to see. By the way, I still clearly remember her eyebrows, there is a small black mole, I remember when I was a child, our family came to a blind man who said that she looked extraordinary, but unfortunately there was an extra mole, otherwise I could be the mother of the world, and said that I was an official with three grades, and the future was unlimited, so happy that my father took a lot of money to the blind man, but you see what I am like now, life is difficult, the last meal has not been eaten, who believes these nonsense nonsense!"
"I didn't expect it to be her, it was her. But after all, the queen owes Li Cairen, and after returning to the palace, she must give Brother Li a few kind words in front of the queen, so it is a pity that such a good person can not be found with a lantern and not go to the court to be an official. Song Qingqing thought about it while recalling Brother Li's past.
This Li Yonghe family lives next to him, he is very good to himself, and he is upright, so he is uneven, although he has not read many books, but he is quite gifted in language, and often uses some easy-to-understand, Witty and subtle after-the-rest words, justice for others, fighting grievances, and speaking up righteously, so the reputation is outside, and the fame is far and wide, so the people on the street will inevitably not make a small dispute for some small things, make a little dispute, make some quarrels and the like, all come to him, after his humorous mediation, everyone laughed and talked, and they were happy, and what contradictions disappeared, so the yamen was also a lot cleaner, everyone said that the county officials were not his opponents, and the county officials were naturally very unconvinced, one day he specially sent someone to invite Li Yonghe into the yamen, saying: "Master Ben heard that you are only eight buckets high, if you can properly use the afterword to talk to me, Master Ben will reward you with 10 small dollars, otherwise, beat your monkey butt. ”
"The rooster goes on stage - show your beauty. As soon as the words fell, Li Yonghe stood up and blurted out absent-mindedly: "The blind man looks in the mirror - he can't see his ugliness." ”
The county magistrate was dissatisfied, and continued: "The rabbit enters the mill road - what kind of big-eared donkey." Li Yonghe had an idea, he looked at the mole on the county official's seal hall, and decided to use the spear of the son to attack the shield of the son: "There is only one eye painted on the seal hall - pretending to be Erlang Zhenjun." ”
Not to be outdone, the county magistrate continued: "You are a rat gnawing on the edge of the urn - the mouth is the word (porcelain)." Li Yonghe laughed: "The student dances with the witch - follow who learns from whom." "Hanging a sickle around the neck - dangerous. The county magistrate was very nervous when he saw that he was answering like a stream, so he deliberately scared him, but Li Yonghe said lightly: "The water pushes the dragon king away - he can't take care of himself." ”
The county magistrate said helplessly: "The Five Holy Churches were burned down - Miao Zai (temple disaster)." Li Yonghe pretended to be modest and said: "Huang Li hit Bailing-Qiao (finch) to Qiao (finch)." ”
The county official respectfully took the money, Li Yonghe, and Brother Li walked out of the county office in great strides, and since then, the county official has thrown himself to the ground for the five bodies he admires, and he has become a good friend, often drinking together or something. It can be seen that Brother Li's popularity is also very good. Later, this event was widely praised by everyone, and various versions appeared in various versions, which were recorded in various written materials. It seems that this Brother Li is not only decent, but also brave and strategic, but he is only in this market, which is really overkill.
"You don't have to ask questions anymore, the people you asked are not very reliable, this matter is wrapped up in me, I suddenly remembered that there is a distant relative in the palace who is doing things in it, others are lively, and the door is wide, I must ask him to help you inquire in the future." Then Song Qingqing swore that he was afraid that Li Yonghe would talk nonsense everywhere, but instead talk about bad things.
"Thank you so much, big sister, I'm so happy. He said happily like a child.
"That's right, I'm going back to make a fire, your sister Wushuang has been running all the way, she's been busy all day, she's going to be tired, and when she comes back, she has to have a bowl of hot rice to eat. By the way, big sister, I see that you don't have a fire, and I and Sister Wushuang will call you when the meal is served, don't you just have more pairs of chopsticks, it doesn't matter. Brother Li said enthusiastically.
"No, thank you Brother Li for your kindness, but I'm really sorry, I really don't have an appetite today. Song Qingqing looked listless, and she said with a thousand thanks.
"Yes, I suddenly remembered that my cooking skills are still not as good as your Wushuang sister, you have no appetite, and when you see it, you have no appetite, but fortunately, your Wushuang sister is not picky, she will eat whatever I do, so let's do it, next time your Wushuang sister cooks, you must come over to eat." Li said with a smile, took the heavy tofu, and turned to leave.
She looked at Brother Li's figure far away, and only felt that a warm current suddenly surged into her heart, "This Li Yong and Big Brother are really good people." She closed the door again, walked to the sleeping Brother Gong, looked at his silhouette motionlessly with loving eyes, and suddenly, in a trance, she only felt that Brother Gong's long middle finger actually moved slightly, she thought she was dazzled, and then looked carefully, and sure enough, there was nothing wrong, "Gong, Brother Gong-" She couldn't help but cry out in surprise, it was really unconvinced.
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